Non-superpowered and non-masked people who live in the DC Abridged universe.
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Lois Lane
Voiced by: Shudo Ranmaru
- Only Sane Man: Not only does she put up with Superman's antics to get the highest pay she can, Wonder Woman's antics weren't much better when put into practice.
Cat Grant
Voiced by: TallestSilver
- Kent Brockman News: In her case, it's completely justified. First, she has to report on Lex Luthor's obvious villainy that no one can do anything about, and later, the complete circus of a presidential election. Cat's opinion reflects that of any sane person who watches her broadcast.
- Stepford Smiler: Her job requires her to smile despite any misgivings she has about what she's reporting on. Luckily, she's allowed to tell the viewers when she's screaming on the inside.
Kent Nelson
Voiced by: Starbeastrave
- Expy: Of Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
- The Fog of Ages: His justification for his memory problems is that he's as old as dust by now.
- Mundane Afterlife: After his body dies, his ghost gets stuck inside Fate's helmet, with his only company being the occasional person who puts the helmet on. On top of that, he's still suffering from his many senior health problems.
- Scatterbrained Senior: Because of how old he is, he has terrible short-term and long-term memory. He loses track of time easily and forgets he was in a conversation with someone right next to him.
- Technologically Blind Elders: He's still under the impression that the Betamaxnote is the latest newfangled technology.
Steve Trevor
Voiced by: Starbeastrave
- Adaptational Heroism: This version of Steve lacks the questionable moments of his counterpart in the original movie, caring more about Diana's emotional state that trying to woo her.
- Badass Normal: He's a capable soldier, being able to punch out Nazis and even stagger demons with some clever tricks. Unfortunately, this doesn't get him respect from much of the Justice League, and other people laugh at him when he tries to claim honorary membership in their ranks.
- Love Makes You Dumb: Batman and Cyborg take notice of his lack of judgement when he decides to visit Diana in Themyscira.
- Only Sane Man: He has to put up with most of Diana's hang-ups when it comes to man's world.
- The Peeping Tom: An accidental example when he stumbles upon the Amazon's bathing area. He actually enjoys it, but quickly gets caught.
- Sibling Yin-Yang: With his brother Charlie. Steve is a responsible, respectable man competent enough to gain the affections of Wonder Woman, while Charlie is an irresponsible, easily manipulated fellow who thinks being pretty entitles him to good things.
- Southern Gentleman: Clearly from the American south, but is completely respectable to the Amazons and Diana especially.
Charlie Trevor
Voiced by: Lord Jazor
- Mr. Fanservice: He is a male model and a stripper, after all. Harley and Waller both have a fun time checking him out.
- Sibling Yin-Yang: With his brother Steve. Charlie is an irresponsible, easily manipulated fellow who thinks being pretty entitles him to good things, while Steve is a responsible, respectable man competent enough to gain the affections of Wonder Woman.
- The Slacker: Charlie didn't have to do much during his stint as Dr. Fate, since Fate was responsible for super heroics, though he did enjoy having a nice place to stay at during that time.
- Too Dumb to Live: He wasn't subtle at all about the benefits of being Fate's host, which led to him inviting Scandal Savage and Knockout to the Tower of Fate, and them stealing valuable artifacts from it. Fate was unimpressed enough to immediately kick him out.
Commissioner Gordon
Voiced by: Frank Todaro
- Only Sane Man: He works as a police commissioner for Gotham, where criminals are at every corner and riots can happen for the smallest of reasons. On top of that, Batman occasionally requests him to forge some questionable legal documents, like the death of Bruce Wayne's ward.
Ms. Li
Voiced by: TallestSilver
- Sassy Secretary: To Black Mask, being the only person who can sass him to his face and not even get a raised voice in response.
- The Stoic: She only ever speaks in a sarcastic monotone, and remains mostly unflappable throughout her appearances.
- Undying Loyalty: Even as the Joker burns both of them alive, Li reaffirms her loyalty to her boss.
