Host
Boomerang
Voiced By: NottyNoun
A boomerang and the host of Victory Will Be Mine.- Game Show Host: The one and only who cause the entire series to happen with his little accident.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Contrasting past Object Show hosts who would not give a damn about their contestants, only caring for the potential revenue and ratings they bring, Boomerang tries his best to accommodate the thirteen contestants he accidentally transported, spent several episodes calling the producers over the PR disaster and promised the intended seven objects to not sidelined them again by casting them next season.
- Teleporter Accident: Boomerang meant to teleport a pre-determined cast but one wrong click of the button and out came thirteen strangers who were minding their own business to be suddenly dragged into the competition scheme. Aside from that small hiccup, the contest goes as planned.
Contestants
Anvil
Rank: TBA
Voiced By: Jacob Fairclough
An anvil with a strong moral compass.- The Alliance: Was in one with Chessboard, License Plate and Drawing Tablet until he eventually realise that Chessboard was manipulating them all.
- Chronic Hero Syndrome: Tends to look after others rather than himself which cost him challenges.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength: This is a given since he's a 500-pound, wrought-iron anvil. In "What an Original Challenge", he meant only to punch Floppy Disk into the waters but also knocked off Chessboard as well in the ensuring knockback.
- Unexplained Accent: Given all the contestants came from the same area, he's the only object with a British accent as opposed to American courtesy of his voice actor.
Chessboard
Rank: 5th
Voiced By: Khoreo
A wooden chessboard. A highly competitive and calculative player who uses immoral means of targeting weaker contestants and backstabbing others in order to win.- The Ace: Horrible personality aside, he's very skillful when it comes to the competition itself. Too bad for him that he never got the social part down.
- The Alliance: Forms one with Anvil, Drawing Tablet and License Plate but would betray them one by one and throw them under the bus once they are of no use to him.
- Dramatic Irony: Chessboard mocks Anvil that he would not get far without his help. The latter ended up outlasting him and making it into the final three like the former would have wanted.
- Hated by All: By episode 8, everyone has grown exasperated with his attitude and wants nothing to do with him. Even Water, his main victim, stands up to his bullying and calls him out on all the awful things he did just to advance further in the competition. This predictably caused the remaining contestants to gang up on and eliminate him so they won't have to deal with Chessboard anymore.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: He plays all the aspects of the game well except the social part which finally bites him in the back in his elimination episode where the remaining contestants are more than determined to make him lose.
- Jerkass: Since Chessboard doesn't personally know any of the contestants beforehand, he has no qualms routinely insulting and backstabbing them to further himself in the show.
- Laser-Guided Karma: After being so horrible to everyone, he finally gets his comeuppance in episode 8 by being eliminated and denied the chance of making it to the finale like he always wanted despite being set up to be the biggest competitor.
- Team Killer: Due to his "survival of the fittest" mentality, he purposely sabotages his own alliance several times so he would be the only one with the clear advantage above all others.
- Trash Talk: Constantly badmouths everyone and saying they are gonna lose to him up to the point that nobody listens and ignores him by the time of "Gem Crazy".
Drawing Tablet
Rank: 7th
Voiced By: PillowPepper
A Wacom drawing tablet with a stylus strapped to his back. He's a chill and helpful person with an extreme attachment to his stylus.- Iconic Item: His stylus pen which never wants to be apart from like it's his girlfriend.
- Non-Gameplay Elimination: Chessboard encourages him to sabotage Water's scuba gear in "Underwater Chaos", leading to Boomerang catching him on camera and immediately disqualifying him for endangering a contestant.
Floppy Disk
Rank: 13th (Last)
Voiced By: RazuPokemon56
A smart-aleck floppy disk.- Speech Impediment: Speaks with a lisp as his voice actor is known for that in the OSC.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: The first of the contestants to be eliminated.
License Plate
Rank: 11th
Voiced By: NevadaTheXtate
A car license plate whose ego doesn't really match up to his skills.- The Alliance: Anvil approached him to be part of one alongside Chessboard and Drawing Tablet. However, this is very short-lived as he was eliminated in the same episode.
- Disappeared Dad: According to the Eliminated Interviews, his father had left him at a very young age that he doesn't remember him anymore. As such, License Plate's mother raised him until he left home at fourteen.
- Hidden Depths: In his interview, License Plate reveals quite a number of personal details regarding his life before his abduction.
- Has a best friend who is a pair of scissors. They constantly follow him around to compliment him which only fills his already overinflated ego.
- Was raised by only his mom but left at age fourteen due to wanting to live independently.
- He worked as a personal trainer and was participating in a weightlifting tournament before being suddenly abducted in the middle of the first challenge.
- It Amused Me: The reason why they are so standoffish to everyone is because he simply can. This bites him in the back as everybody voted him off for being a jerk.
- Small Name, Big Ego: He firmly believes he can make it all the way to the top of the competition with his strength and skills. Such confidence to only be eliminated third in VWBM without doing anything noteworthy.
Lipstick
Rank: TBA
Voiced By: MusicalMeloetta
A red lipstick. Sassy and demanding yet surprisingly caring towards her allies.- The Alliance: Forms one with Plug until she backstabbed her in "Rounded Rivalry" to get immunity for herself.
Paint Bucket
Rank: 12th
Voiced By: GreenyGuy
A teal paint bucket with short-term memory loss. Because of his condition, Paint Bucket is seen as idiotic and annoying by others but is nevertheless nice.- Forgetful Jones: Paint Bucket's short-term memory loss and constant oblivion is usually Played for Laughs though it did elicit a moment of sympathy from Drawing Tablet.
- The Load: His condition caused him to forget things in a short time frame which doesn't bode well with the fast-paced nature of the competition. License Plate uses this fact to convince everyone that Paint Bucket is a liability and therefore should be voted off which they do.
Plug
Rank: 10th
Voiced By: Wicky The One
A two-prong electric plug. She doesn't possess any weird quirks (or personality for that matter) so Plug is the type of contestant that's just there.- The Alliance: She used to be in one with Lipstick until she betrayed her for an advantage but not before she ratted Lipstick out and get rid of said advantage once eliminated.
- Flat Character: Nothing really stood out from her as a contestant other than the fleeting time she was in an alliance with Lipstick.
Speedrunner
Rank: 8th/9th
Voiced By: N/A, Roseyzy
A lime-green ball wearing a white smiley-face mask.- Expy: Of the famous Minecraft YouTuber Dream with his design being based on his Minecraft skin (green with a white smiley face) and the fact he is a speedrunner like his namesake.
- Leitmotif: He has "Trance Music for Racing Game
" whenever he speed runs as a nod to his inspiration. - Odd Name Out: He's the only character whose name isn't directly lifted from their object.
Ticket
Rank: 6th
Voiced By: JessJaffa
A theatre ticket stub and aspiring thespian. As such, she tends to be over-dramatic and outgoing.- Drama Queen: She wants to work in theatre so everything she says and does is dramatically exaggerated and extra.
- Graceful Loser: Took her elimination in "Race For The Flame" quite well and in stride, wishing Tin Can the best of luck in her final moments before freezing.
Tin Can
Rank: TBA
Voiced By: HeartfulHex (Episode 1-2), ApricotStone (Episode 3-present)
A tin can from texas who acts as a mother figure and caretaker to the contestants, especially Speedrunner.- The Caretaker: To Speedrunner who has a penchant for running off and getting into mischief when out of her sight.
- The Friendly Texan: Sports a noticeable southern accent and is the kindest cast member of VWBM.
- Team Mom: She's caring, nurturing and especially protective of Speedrunner. Those qualities also make her a great team player and ally.
Vanilla Cake
Rank: 8th/9th
Voiced By: Siren Studios
A vanilla-frosted cake with a maraschino cherry on top. She's a little weird but kind towards her fellow competitors.- The Ditz: Although she focuses intensely on the competition, Vanilla Cake is quite out of it in other areas.
- Lack of Empathy: While she is nice to others, she doesn't seem to understand their problems and brushed them off as if they are joking. This lack of understanding is part of the reason why she was eliminated.
Water
Rank: 4th
Voiced By: AnimatedGalaxy
A glass of water that's a pushover and spineless in nature.- The Friend Nobody Likes: In terms of popularity, he is one of the least favorite out of competitors and second only to Chessboard (Which is really saying something).
- Grew a Spine: Tired of Chessboard's bullying at the end of "Race For The Flame", he finally stands up for himself and gives Chessboard a well-deserved "Reason You Suck" Speech. He uses his newfound confidence next episode to prove to Lipstick that he can be a formidable player too.
