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TZW Male Wrestlers
America
- Series: Scandinavia and the World
- All-American Face: Well, he wants to be this.
- Dumb Muscle: As spelled out by Lloyd: "He's big and good-hearted, but also dumb as a brick."
- Eagleland: Marinates himself in type-2 good-hearted stupidity.
- Finishing Move: "American Slam", an Olympic Slam, and "Star Spangled", a swinging neckbreaker.
- Parts Unknown: Played With. While he's mostly billed from Long Island, he's occasionally billed from "The East Coast", to differentiate from his sister.
- Signature Move: "Stars And Stripes", a sit-out facebuster, "Lady Liberty", a rope-walk chop, and "Rocket's Red Glare", a bridging straightjacket German suplex.
- Spear Counterpart: To Sister America.
- Wearing a Flag on Your Head: Much like in his home comic, he wears an American flag shirt.
Angriest Pat Boivin
- Series: Pat Stares At
- Expy: A fair number of his mannerism, as well as his finisher and entrance music, are lifted from Chris Benoit.
- Finishing Move: "The Crippler Crossface" and "Salt Miner", a cradle belly-to-back piledriver.
- Laughing Mad: Commonly punctuates victories and promos with cackling madly.
- Promoted Fanboy: Grew up watching wrestling, is now a professional wrestler.
- Signature Move: "Eat Shit", a cradle DDT, "The Frozen Time", a flapjack onto the top rope, and "Welcome To Patschwitz", an inverted DDT.
- We Used to Be Friends: With Matt. Upon entering the Rumble in the Desert, his first move was to attack Matt.
Blue Mii
- Series: Mii
- Bash Brothers: With the Red Mii.
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The Big Guy to Red Mii's Little Guy.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": His actual name hasn't been given, on or off TV.
- Finishing Move:
- "Nintendium Driver", an over-the-shoulder reverse piledriver, and "Mii2", a a legdrop bulldog.
- As Mii Channel, "Final Smash", a powerbomb/senton combination.
- Leitmotif: "Wii Shop Channel" from Smash 4.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "Nintendo Land", when tagging with Red. Averted in his singles matches, where he's billed from Washington, D.C.
- Pre-Mortem One-Liner: Yells "YOUR BODY AIN'T READY!" before hitting his finish.
- Signature Move: "Falcon Punch", a jumping crossbody punch, and "Game Boy Bomb", a turnbuckle powerbomb.
- Ur-Example: One-half of the first TZW Tag Team Champions.
Brandon Williams
- Series: Cabin Bunch
- Author Avatar: Brandon began life as this, from Mr. Williams' previous show, Cabin Bunch.
- Deep South: Billed from Raleigh, North Carolina.
- Finishing Move: "Country Kick", a superkick, and "Royal Crunch", a running spear.
- Jaded Washout: Due to losing his first show.
- Signature Move: The Sharpshooter, "Crown of Thorns", a double-arm DDT, and "919", a running big boot followed by a senton.
- Would Hit a Girl: Had no issue wrestling Keisha Phillips in a Mayhem, even breaking a whiskey bottle over her head.
Brian Griffin
- Series: Family Guy
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The little guy to Peter's big guy.
- Finishing Move:
- "Bri-dog", a bulldog, and "Curtain Call", a hangman's neckbreaker.
- When tagging with Peter, the "Griffin 2 Griffin", a bearhug-lariat combo.
- Funny Animal: A talking dog.
- Signature Move: "Whiskey Stinger", a top-rope DDT, and "Griffin Stunner", a springboard stunner.
Cam Newton
- Series: National Football League
- Finishing Move: "QB Sneak", a jumping STO, and "Panther/Lobster Claw", the Mandible Claw.
- Real Life Writes the Plot:
- When Cam got traded from the Carolina Panthers to the New England Patriots, his ring attire changed to match his new team. He also renamed the Panther Claw to the Lobster Claw.
- Upon re-signing with the Panthers in 2021, Cam's gear returned to its old colors and the Claw returned to the Panther Claw.
- Red Baron: "SuperCam".
- Signature Move: "Hail Mary", a full-nelson bomb, the Pounce, and "Field Goal", a punt kick.
Chara
- Series: Undertale
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: As "Homecoming" establishes, Chara genuinely loves Toriel, something he might not be able to say about anyone else.
- Fiery Redhead: His hair is bright red here, and he's got the temper and freakouts to match.
- Finishing Move:
- "Backstabber", a double-knee backbreaker, and "Genocide Cutter", a top-rope inverted DDT.
- With The Hatebreed, "World Destruction", a running total elimination.
- Heel: One of the biggest in the company.
- Leitmotif: "But Nobody Came" from Undertale, which precedes his entrance music.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "The Underground".
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: His eyes are said to glow with DETERMINATION when sufficiently angered.
- Shout-Out: The name "Genocide Cutter" is taken from Rugal Bernstein.
- Signature Move: "The Long Fall", an elevated sheerdrop powerbomb, "The Real Knife", a running corner chop, and "Blunt Force Trauma", a snake eyes.
- Would Hit a Girl: The Hatebreed beat down Haley prior to Sparrow's title match against Elan at Barfight.
Denmark
- Series: Scandinavia and the World
- Finishing Move: "Danske Ende", an inverted Olympic slam, and "Freetown Splash", a diving splash.
- Gratuitous Foreign Language: Two of his signatures, Danske Ende and Nordvind, are in Danish. They mean "Danish End" and "North wind", respectively.
- Lovable Sex Maniac: In his first promo on Friday Night Fight 2-2, he ends by asking all (legal) female talent to look him up.
- Named After Somebody Famous: His profile lists his name as "possibly Frederick", after King Frederick IX, who lead Denmark out of the second World War.
- Signature Move: "Nordvind", a fallaway package powerbomb, "Viking Kick", a discus big boot, and "Krone Breaker", a cross-legged brainbuster.
- The Stoner: Can be found with pot, frequently.
- Wearing a Flag on Your Head: Wears a Danish flag T-shirt, as he is often shone in his home comic. His "Danish Lovin'" alt trades it in for a Dansih flag speedo.
"Dipper" Pines
- Series: Gravity Falls
- California: Billed from Oakland.
- Face–Heel Turn: Did one between the first and second seasons, more willing to use underhanded tactics to win.
- Finishing Move: "Slow Burn", a crossface chickenwing, and "Decoder", an overdrive.
- Official Couple: With Pacifica Northwest.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Everyone calls him "Dipper", like in canon. His actual name Mason has only been said on-air once, in a backstage segment.
- Signature Move: "Anti-Gravity", a fisherman DDT, "Page Turner", a swinging leghook fireman's carry slam, and "Habenero Kicks", a series kicks in a corner.
Eddie the Head
- Series: Iron Maiden
- Finishing Move: "Powerslave", a vertical suplex piledriver, and "Stage Dive", a high-angle senton bomb.
- Our Zombies Are Different: Eddie is undead, but acts nothing like the zombie of classic tale.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "Somewhere In Time". Also, his weight is listed in his bio as "Nobody's Tried".
- The Quiet One: Doesn't speak, all we've heard out of him are grunts and the occasional roar.
- Signature Move: "Bloody Eddie", a spike piledriver, "Flight of Icarus", a sit-out crucifix powerbomb, and "El Dorado", a wrist-clutch inverted death valley driver.
- Worthy Opponent: Seemed to consider Elan such, following their title match at One Hot Night.
Elan
- Series: The Order of the Stick
- Finishing Move: "Plot Twist", a rolling cutter, and "Power Chord", a running clothesline.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Blonde and a natural babyface, he's a crowd favorite.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "the human lands", as his hometown has never been specified.
- Signature Move: "Sudden End", a jumping inverted bulldog, "Saving Throw", an inverted stomp facecrusher, and "Swashbuckler", a rope-walk chop.
- Ur-Example: The first TZW Television Champion.
Eric Sparrow
- Series: Tony Hawk's Underground
- Butt-Monkey:
- No one respects him. Even Chara barely tolerates him.
- He was the person who Pete's DQ win happened against. Through no fault of his own, mind.
- Finishing Move:
- "Sparrow Wing", a back-to-back double underhook piledriver, and "Heelflip", a side sunset flip.
- With The Hatebreed, "World Destruction", a running total elimination.
- Heel: One of the biggest in the company.
- Real Men Wear Pink: His singles attire includes a pink shirt.
- Signature Move: "Sticker Slap", a running corner big boot, "American Wasteland", a forward fireman's carry slam, and "50-50", a keylock overdrive.
- Would Hit a Girl: The Hatebreed beat down Haley prior to Sparrow's title match against Elan at Barfight.
Finn the Human/Finn Mertens
- Series: Adventure Time
- A Boy and His X: With Jake.
- Bash Brothers: With Jake.
- Face: The leader of the top face team.
- Finishing Move:
- "Enchiridion", a sit-out rear mat slam, and "Lawnmower", a cross-legged reverse piledriver.
- As Adventure Time, the "Adventure Driver", a a somersault springboard spike piledriver.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: He's a natural face, and he's gotten cheers even solo during season 2.
- Handicapped Badass: Given that this is post-Season 9, Finn now has a metal arm.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from The Land of Ooo.
- Signature Move: "Hero's Quest", a fireman's carry wheelbarrow facebuster, "CN Slam", a sit-out side powerslam, and a Lex Luger-esque metal forearm shot.
GradeA UnderA
- Series: GradeAUnderA
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The little guy to Under's big guy.
- Evil Brit: Hails from London, and is definitely a Heel.
- Finishing Move: "Fuck Off Mate", a DDT, and "Violation of Terms", a standing figure-four leg lock.
- Leitmotif: The "Grade intro", or the short snippet that begins his videos.
- Signature Move: "Grade B", a brainbuster, "Failing Grade", a grapevining ankle lock, and a chin-first headbutt.
Jacksepticeye
- Series: Jacksepticeye
- Dye Hard: Occasionally dyes his hair bright green.
- Finishing Move: "Septic Edge", a crucifix powerbomb, and "Spikefall", a diving double stomp.
- Incoming Ham: His entrance music starts off with Jack shouting "TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES".
- Signature Move: "High Fives All Around", a combo of palm strikes to the head, "Top of the Morning", a snapmare neckbreaker, and "Boss Throne", a sit-out full nelson bomb.
Jake the Dog
- Series: Adventure Time
- A Boy and His X: With Finn.
- Bash Brothers: With Finn.
- Face: The other half of the top face team.
- Finishing Move:
- "Jake Juke", a hagakurenote , and "Stretch Kick", a superkick.
- As Adventure Time, the "Adventure Driver", a a somersault springboard spike piledriver.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from The Land of Ooo.
- Put on a Bus: According to Finn, he missed the start of WAR 2-1 to rehab a knee injury and spend time with his grandkids.
- Signature Move: "Canine Cutter", a rolling stunner, and "Rabies Shot", a jumping STO backbreaker.
Jim Sterling/Regent Sterling/Commander Sterling
- Series: Jimquisition
- Acrofatic: Large, but can still hit the Sterling-Sault.
- Alter-Ego Acting: Jim's other gimmicks, namely Regent Sterling and Sterdust, are portrayed as such, with Jim having to call them when they leave. Conversely, characters like the Steam Cleaner and Jimsaw Killer are acknowledged to be them in masks.
- Call-Back: "Jim Fucking Sterling Sault" is a nod to Digital Homicide's "Jim Fucking Sterling, Son!"
- Deep South: Originally billed from Jackson, Mississippi, until they moved to Pittsburgh.
- Evil Laugh: Lets one loose prior to hitting either finisher.
- Finishing Move: "HIT THE LEVER!", a lifting single-underhook DDT, and "Jim Fucking Sterling-Sault", a a springboard moonsault.
- I Have Many Names: Jim Sterling, Stephanie Sterling, STERLING, Regent Sterling, Commander Sterling...
- Leitmotif: As the Commander, "Superheavy Supervillain" by Hot Tag, their actual wrestling theme music.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from the Sterling Compound as Regent/Commander Sterling.
- Signature Move: "Pounding It", a bronco buster, "Jimquisitor", a jumping double underhook DDT, and "Boglin Catcher", a pumphandle reverse STO.
Kenny McCormick
- Series: South Park
- Estrogen Brigade: Has a large following of female fans.
- Finishing Move: "Muffled Shuffle", a punch combination, and "Real McCormick", an inverted overdrive.
- Garbage Wrestler: A staple of the Hardcore division, and capable of using and taking weapons.
- Intelligible Unintelligible: Kenny's speech is usually muffled due to wearing his iconic hoodie in backstage segments, however everyone seems to understand him just fine.
- Signature Move: A bronco buster, "Wallet Snatch", a jumping belly-to-belly suplex, and "Princess' Arrow", a pumphandle sit-out side powerslam.
- Spot Monkey: Being unable to die makes you have little regard for your safety.
Markiplier
- Series: Markiplier
- Dye Hard: Occasionally dyes his hair pink or red.
- Finishing Move: "Holy Balls", a double pumphandle wheelbarrow driver, and "Tiny Boxed-In", a titl-a-whirl backbreaker.
- Incoming Ham: His entrance theme starts with him saying "Hello everybody".
- Real Men Wear Pink: His logo includes a pink mustache, and occasionally dons pink tights.
- Signature Move: "Memento Mori", a running neckbreaker, "Prop Hunt Plunge", a vertical suplex stunner, and "Punk Dog", an elbow drop from the second rope.
Matt McMuscles
- Series: Matt McMuscles
- Catchphrase: "That's What Happens!"
- Finishing Move: The "McMuscle Buster", and "Wha Happun?", a jumping pumphandle slam.
- Leitmotif: "My Name Is McMuscles" by LittleVMills, his channel's theme.
- Real Men Wear Pink: His ring gear is predominantly lavender, as to fit with his channel's aesthetics.
- Signature Move: "AMERICA!", an Olympic slam, "Capital Punishment", a double-underhook facebuster, and "Axe Throw", a running double axe handle.
- We Used to Be Friends: With Pat.
Pablo Sanchez
- Series: Backyard Sports
- Continuity Nod: On Friday Night Fight 1-9, we see Pablo talking on the phone with his mother in English. When Woolie asks him about it, he states that English is his first language, but that he prefers Spanish. This has been the case since the original Backyard Baseball in 1997, wherein Pablo admits that he learns Spanish in school.
- Finishing Move: "Secret Weapon", a front flip piledriver note , and "Pablodriver", a jumping piledriver.
- Leitmotif: His theme from Backayard Baseball 2005, a remix of the theme he's had since the original Backyard Baseball.
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: As he usually is.
- Red Baron: "Secret Weapon", a holdover from the Backyard.
- Signature Move: "Rey Del Mundo", a diving hurricanrana, "Helicopter", an airplane spin, and "Sanchez Spinebuster", a swinging spinebuster.
- Ur-Example: The inaugural TZW Intercontinental Champion.
Paulie Ryan
- Series: Tony Hawk's Underground
- Finishing Move: "Handicapped Parking", a reverse STO, and "Acid Drop", a top-rope double underhook facebuster.
- Garbage Wrestler: His specialty, given he debuted in a hardcore match.
- Handicapped Badass: Invokes this by driving a wheelchair to the ring, and his ring attire is reminiscent of a full-body cast.
- Red Baron: "Wheels of Fury".
- Signature Move: "Caveman", a Pele kick, and "Bam's Buster", a fisherman's buster.
- Would Hit a Girl: Evenly matched Bubbles during the first Mayhem.
Peter Griffin
- Series: Family Guy
- Acrofatic: Capable of rolling himself for the Rolling Quahog.
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The big guy to Brian's little guy.
- Finishing Move:
- "Cutaway", a short-arm transitioned into a lariat, and "Handful of Peter", a running crossbody.
- When tagging with Brian, the "Griffin 2 Griffin", a bearhug-lariat combo.
- Signature Move: "Peter-buster", an over-the-shoulder cutter, and "Rolling Quahog", a rolling thunder.
Plunderbird
- Series: Robot Wars
- Fiery Redhead: His hair is literally red, and he's always energetic, even when losing.
- Finishing Move: "Plunderthocker", a high-speed elbow smash, and "Spanner", a death valley driver.
- Jobber: Lends to lose most of the time.
- Signature Move: "Duck And Plunder", a diving splash, "Plunderstorm", a cradle STO, and "Slicer Dicer", a jumping leg lariat.
Pogo Pete
- Series: Happy Wheels
- Butt-Monkey:
- Nobody respects him, even less than Sparrow, to the extent when he entered #1 at the Rumble in the Desert, both Sunny and Lloyd discussed how sick they were of him.
- When he finally got his first win, it was via disqualification, the first in TZW's history.
- Finishing Move: "1000% Pogo", a missile dropkick, and "You Don't Need Legs!", an inside toehold inverted figure-four leglock.
- Improbable Weapon User: Tends to use his pogo stick in hardcore matches.
- Jobber: The biggest in TZW, outside of the jobber stable.
- Signature Move: "Pogo Hop", a step-up enzuigiri, "Harpoon", a slingshot spear, and "Spike Strip", a single knee facebuster.
Red Mii
- Series: Mii
- Bash Brothers: With the Blue Mii.
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The Little Guy to Blue's Big Guy.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": His actual name hasn't been given, on or off TV.
- Finishing Move:
- "Please Understand", a Cobra Clutch, and "Critical Hit", a hammerlock lariat.
- As Mii Channel, "Final Smash", a powerbomb/senton combination.
- The Idiot from Osaka: Subverted, as he's the more technical of the Miis. He also gets more promo time than his American partner.
- Leitmotif: "Wii Shop Channel" from Smash 4.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "Nintendo Land" when tagging with Blue. Averted in singles matches, where he's billed from Osaka, Japan.
- Shout-Out: Does the "Directly To You" pose prior to locking on the Please Understand.
- Ur-Example: One-half of the first TZW Tag Team Champions.
- Signature Move: "Screw Attack", a diving somersault legdrop, and "Knee Of Justice", a springboard knee drop.
Stan Marsh
- Series: South Park
- All-American Face: Or so he desires. With his aggressive streak as of late it seems to be subverting into a Kurt Angle-like heel run.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: "Homecoming" reveals him to be in a polycule with Wendy and Kyle.
- Face–Heel Turn: Fully turned as of Season 2, beating down both Plunderbird and Kenny after matches, in the name of "Tegridy".
- Finishing Move: "Stanner", a stunner, and "Bull Run", a running clothesline.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: The name of his stunner finisher- the Stanner.
- Leitmotif: Originally used "Goin' Down To South Park" by Primus, the classic South Park theme.
- Signature Move: "SACK", a running STO, "Snowplow", a sit-out suplex slam, and "Roshambo", a series of corner punches.
Templar
- Series: Charms Dealer
- Church Militant: His day job.
- Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": "Templar" is a title, and not his actual name, but he himself is unsure of what it is.
- Finishing Move: "Holy Judgment", a running throwing crucifix powerbomb, and "Solar Flare", a fireman's carry jawbreaker.
- Improbable Weapon User: By wrestling standards, his use of his Charm during his Hardcore Championship match with Kenny on Friday Night Fight 1-13 counts, given he used it to shoot a plasma ball into his face. It ended up being the edge he needed to win the title.
- Leitmotif: "Basilica Steps", his stage theme in Charms Dealer.
- Marth Debuted in "Smash Bros.": His profile for TZW was posted in August 2017. His profile for his home game, Charms Dealer, was posted nearly two years later, in July 2019.
- Red Baron: "The Solar Saint", from his home game.
- Signature Move: "Exorcism", a rope-hung Boston crab, "The Shroud", an inverted double underhook facebuster, and "Inquisition", a cloverleaf while kneeling on the opponent's back.
Tornado
- Series: Robot Wars
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: "Homecoming" shows him returning to his family, who he adores.
- Finishing Move:
- The F-5 note , and "Pit Release", an electric chair facebuster.
- At One Hot Night, he debuted the Pit Release II, an electric chair driver.
- Happily Married: To his wife, Milly, as seen in "Homecoming".
- Signature Move: "CPZ", a snap powerslam, "Storm Chasers", a trio of rolling vertical suplexes, and "Eye Of The Storm", a bridging double chickenwing.
- Would Hit a Girl: Wrestled Dantomkia on the second episode of Friday Night Fight and treated it like any other match.
Woolie Madden
- Series: Woolie Versus
- Big Fun: A large man, but is a loved face.
- Finishing Move: "Woolie Hole Slam", a a swinging side slam, and "Wooli-noku Driver", a Michinoku Driver.
- Promoted Fanboy: Grew up watching wrestling, is now a professional wrestler.
- Signature Move: "Welcome To Maddentown", a legtrap reverse STO, "The Liar", a corkscrew flying forearm smash, and "Big Woolie Style", a body splash in the corner.
- Talk Show with Fists: Hosts a version of his "GUN TO YOUR HEAD" segments.
- Ur-Example: The first TZW Champion.
TZW Female Wrestlers
Annie of the Stars
- Series: Skullgirls
- Eyepatch of Power: One-eyed and strong as hell.
- Finishing Move: "Gravity Slingshot", a giant swing, and "Meteor Strike", a death valley driver.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Much like in canon, Annie physically can't swear, as shown in her vignette on Friday Night Fight 2-1: "This is supposed to be mineral water, dam-darn it!"
- Incoming Ham: Her entrance music starts with "Now's Annie!"
- Leitmotif: "The Stars And Stage Are Set!", her stage theme from Skullgirls.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "The Nebula".
- Pint-Size Powerhouse: 5' 1", but managed to throw Zhanna over the top rope to win her debut.
- Signature Move: "Re-Entry", a diving meteora, and "Bootes Void", a running single-leg dropkick.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: Said vignette also has her state that her signing with TZW certainly had nothing to do with gathering intel on extradimensional threats.
Black Widow
- Series: Black Widow
- Composite Character: Visually, she's based on Scarlett Johannson's version from The MCU, but with the Russian accent she possesses in the comics. She also survives End Game.
- Finishing Move: "Widow Lock", an octopus stretch, and the "Widow's Peak", a Gory neckbreaker.
- Signature Move: "Tactical Takedown", an avalanche victory roll, and "Clint's Crossbow", a rolling cutter.
- Spy Catsuit: Her attire resembles one, based on her comic suit.
Bubbles Utonium
- Series: The Powerpuff Girls
- Fingerless Hands: One of the reasons Valentine calls her inhuman.
- Finishing Move: "Bubblevicious", a double chickenwing double knee gutbuster, and "Bubble Popper", a standing moonsault. Come Season 2, the former would be replaced by the "Bubblevicious v2.0", a small package driver, and the latter would be updated to a springboard moonsault.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: A fan-favorite, and face throughout her time with the company.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from Townsville.
- Pint-Size Powerhouse: Stands at only 5'1".
- Signature Move: "Chemical X-Factor", a sitout facebuster, "Powerpuff Punch", a diving punch, and "Cherry Blossom", a cloverleaf.
Dantomkia
- Series: Robot Wars
- Call-Back:
- Her usage of the 8 Second Ride is a nod to her quickest win- flipping IG-88 out of the arena in 8 seconds.
- On WAR 1-2, it's mentioned that she has a "C2" tattoo on her back, which gets her talking about a man named Charles, heavily implied to be Chaos 2. On WAR 1-9, this gets confirmed when Lloyd mentions that they'd gotten married since her last match.
- Finishing Move: "8 Second Ride", a fireman's carry bulldog, and "Out of The Arena", a deadlift German suplex.
- Ring Oldies: A minor example, as she's around 40.
- Signature Move: "D.T.K.", a bridging fisherman suplex, "D.T.K. II", a top rope Spanish Fly, and "D.T.K. III", a running powerbomb.
- Team Mom: Has this dynamic with the younger wrestlers, due to the age gap.
- Theme Naming: All of her named signatures are "D.T.K.", "D.T.K. II", and "D.T.K. III".
Garnet
- Series: Steven Universe
- Berserk Button: Attacking or removing her shades is a quick way to get her punching through you.
- Cool Shades: Wears these at all times. Besides, they're prescription.
- Finishing Move: "Garnet Driver", a lifting double underhook facebuster, and "Hyper Strike", a stiff right shot.
- Human Aliens: Being a Crystal Gem as opposed to a human.
- Parts Unknown: Played With. While Beach City is a real location in this world, her weight is given in her bio as "Less Than You'd Think".
- Signature Move: "Ruby", a fallaway slam, "Sapphire", a sling blade, and "Homeworld Sunset", a crucifix into an over-the-shoulder gutbuster.
- Statuesque Stunner: Stands at nearly seven-and-a-half feet tall.
Inkling
- Series: Splatoon
- A Dog Named "Dog": Her bio gives her name as "Tangerine", but she's referred to simply as "Inkling". Justified in that she's meant to represent the Inklings in general, which is also why her ink changes colors.
- Apparently Human Merfolk: Like all Inklings, she's technically a squid, but looks like a human.
- Bash Brothers: With Rainbow Dash.
- Dye Hard: While a natural orange, Inkling will change her ink color on occasion. Purple seems to be the most common alternate.
- Finishing Move:
- "Splattershot", a running European uppercut, and "Trouble In Inkopolis", a jumping roundhouse kick.
- When tagging with Rainbow, the "End of the Rainbow", a rolling fireman's carry followed by a high-angle senton bomb.
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: Stands at only 5'2", but can easily hang with the best of them.
- Signature Move: "Squid Splash", a frog splash, "Krak-On Roller", a rolling thunder, and "Inkling Driver", a fisherman driver.
- Valley Girl: Talks like this.
Keisha Phillips
- Series: Backyard Sports
- Acrofatic: A large girl, but she does top-rope maneuvers with ease.
- Call-Back: Two of her signatures, Mission Unpossible and The Greatest, are named for two of her signature tricks in Backyard Skateboarding. note
- Finishing Move: "Mission Unpossible", a diving neckbreaker, and "Screaming Line Drive", a leaping clothesline.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: One of her signatures is an exploder suplex. It's name? Flashbang.
- In-Series Nickname: "Flash", a holdover from the Backyard.
- Mythology Gag:
- Her theme, "Maneater", was actually referenced by her in Backyard Baseball 2003.
- Her hometown of Seattle, as Seattle was the original home of Humongous Entertainment.
- Pseudo-Romantic Friendship: Has one with Maria Luna, as "Homecoming" shows.
- Signature Move: "Flashbang", an exploder suplex, "The Greatest", a corkscrew elbow drop, and "Stealing Home", a running seated splash.
- Stout Strength: Capable of lifting grown men like Brandon and Plunderbird like any other opponent.
Matilda
- Series: Robot Wars
- Angry Collar Grab: Does this to referees, and even Mr. Williams on one occasion, when not getting her way.
- Animal Motifs: Pigs/boars.
- Dye Hard: Sports a large purple mohawk.
- Finishing Move: "Flywheel", a cannonball senton, and "Tildy's Tusk", a thumb to the throat.
- Named After Somebody Famous: Her surname is listed in her bio as "Cromwell", after Oliver Cromwell, who overthrew the British monarchy in the mid-1600s and took the throne for himself.
- Odd Name Out: Unlike the other Robot Wars competitors, Matilda's surname isn't that of her roboteer. Justified Trope, as her controller wasn't public as she was a House Robot.
- Signature Move: "PPZ", a rope-hung facebuster, "House Rules", a pop-up powerbomb, and "Full Boar", a running senton.
Ms. Warren
- Series: N/A
- Finishing Move: "Centerfold", a full-nelson leg sweep, and "The Money Shot".
- Joke Character: Treated like this by the other talent, who view her as excessively green.
- Original Generation: Is the sole character created exclusively for this project.
- Signature Move: "Going Down", a springboard bulldog, and "Fluffer", a sit-out side powerslam.
- Stacy's Mom: Cultivates this image via starring in MILF porn.
Rainbow Dash
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Averted here, unlike in Equestria Girls. Rainbow's skin tone here is within normal human colors, and looks tanned caucasian.
- Bash Brothers: With Inkling.
- Finishing Move:
- "Pega-sault", a shooting star press, and "Sonic Rainboom", a spear.
- The Spectrum Warriors use "The End of the Rainbow", a rolling fireman's carry followed by a high-angle senton bomb.
- The Lad-ette
- Parts Unknown: Averted, as opposed to being billed from Cloudsdale or Ponyville, she's billed from Vancouver, British Columbia.
- Signature Move: "Atomic Rainboom", a 450 Splash, "Twister", an airplane spin, and "Buccaneer Blaze", a corkscrew senton to a standing opponent.
Rarity
- Adaptational Villainy: As opposed to her generous nature in her home series, Rarity is a heel here.
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Averted, but still fairly pale.
- The Fashionista: According to her profile, she occasionally gives people hand-made outfits to curry favor, but this hasn't been seen in the series proper.
- Finishing Move: The Diamond Cutter, and "Finishing Touch", a short-arm transitioned into a throat strike.
- Hero Killer: On WAR 2-1's edition of La Boutique, Garnet credited her with Suzy's departure.
- Parts Unknown: Averted, as opposed to being billed from Ponyville, she's billed from Atlantic City, New Jersey.
- Rich Bitch: Plays to this trope to get heat.
- Signature Move: "Breaking The Bank", a running powerslam, "Rari-T", a snap DDT, and "Threading The Needle", a running high knee.
- Talk Show with Fists: Hosts one, La Boutique.
Sister America
- Series: Scandinavia and the World
- All-American Face: She acts like the plucky American underdog, which endears her to the TZW faithful.
- Finishing Move: "American Slam", an Olympic Slam, and "Star Spangled", a swinging neckbreaker.
- Parts Unknown: Played With. She's frequently billed from Berkley, California, but is on occasion billed from "The West Coast".
- Signature Move: "Stars And Stripes", a sit-out facebuster, "Lady Liberty", a rope-walk chop, and "The Eagle Has Landed", a springboard senton.
- Wearing a Flag on Your Head: Much like in her home comic, she wears an American flag tube top.
- Worthy Opponent: Undyne, of all people, views her as one, for challenging her for the TZW Global Championship twice, and showing no fear in spite of losing.
Undyne
- Series: Undertale
- Eyepatch of Power: One of the strongest people in the roster, and near undefeatable.
- Finishing Move: "Spear of Justice", a spear, and "Waterfaller", a side death valley driver.
- Fish People: As her name implies, she's fishlike. There are also references to her having gills and fins.
- Leitmotif: "Spear of Justice", her boss theme from Undertale.
- Parts Unknown: Played With. She's billed from Waterfall, which is a real location in this world, but her weight is listed as "None Of Your Damn Business".
- Signature Move: "Flattery Suplex", a northern lights suplex, "Dynamic Entrance", a discus European uppercut, and "Undying Light", a military press dropped into a Samoan drop.
- Statuesque Stunner: Stands at 6' 2", just taller than Wii Fit or Valentine.
Valentine
- Series: Skullgirls
- Finishing Move: "Dead On Arrival", a package piledriver, and "EKG Flatliner", a running sit-out side slam note .
- Leitmotif: "Dirge of the Divine Trinity" from Skullgirls.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "Lab 0".
- Signature Move: "Vial Hazard", a Shining Wizard, "Mortuary Drop", a half-and-half suplex, and "Crainiotomy", a scoop lift vertical suplex.
- Statuesque Stunner: At 6', is the second-tallest human female wrestler.
- Undeathly Pallor: Very pale, as she in her home game.
- Writing Around Trademarks: As in her home game, her crosses are fuchsia instead of red.
Wii Fit Trainer
- Series: Wii Fit
- Amazing Technicolor Population: Porcelain white.
- Finishing Move: "Sportsdriver", a vertical suplex piledriver, and "Yoga Stretch", an armtrap cross-legged STF.
- Parts Unknown: Billed from "Wii Fit".
- Signature Move: "Wii Split", an inverted legdrop bulldog, "Fit Kick", a roundhouse kick, and "Ab Cruncher", a fireman's carry dropped into a knee to the gut.
- Statuesque Stunner: Stands at 6'1", making her the tallest human female wrestler.
TZW On-Air Personnel
Mr. Williams
- Series: N/A
- Author Avatar: Explicitly the King Fez's self-insert.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Could be seen drinking heavily during TZW's infancy, presumably due to stress.
- Non-Action Guy: Tends to run when situations get hairy.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: As owner and head booker, he tries to keep things in order.
Sunny Day
- Series: Backyard Sports
- Childhood Friend Romance: If their interaction on WAR 1-10 and her part of "Homecoming" are any indication, she's in one with Vinny the Gooch.
- Combat Commentator: Your standard play-by-play, like Jim Ross or Excalibur.
- Continuity Nod: Her bio mentions that she had a stint in drive-time radio. This was mentioned on a loading screen for Backyard Football 2006, as an In-Universe reason for Sunny not returning in the future.
Epic LLOYD
- Series: Epic Rap Battles of History
- Combat Commentator: Your standard color man, like Jerry Lawler or Tazz.
- Shameless Self-Promotion: Wears an Epic Studios hoodie during Season 1's Alt Week.
Scootaloo
- Fangirl: For Rainbow Dash.
Alberto Alpaca
- Series: Matty & Friends
- Occidental Otaku: A big fan of all things Japanese. He even speaks the language fluently.
- Shout-Out: His brief bio mentions writing Jotakak fanfiction and making Lime Charmer's Chapeaus.
Under
- Series: GradeAUnderA
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The big guy to Grade's little guy.
- The Dragon: Frequently serves as Grade's muscle, and often helps him cheat to win matches, up to and including the Hardcore Annihilator at One Hot Night.
- The Quiet One: Almost never speaks.
- Sinister Schnoz: Possesses an absolutely gigantic nose, and helps Grade cheat.
Haley Starshine
- Series: The Order of the Stick
- Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: Keeps Elan on the straight and narrow.
- Women Are Wiser: Also prevents Elan from agreeing to stupid contracts/stipulations.
Pacifica Northwest
- Series: Gravity Falls
- The Corruptor: Her presence definitely seems to bring out a far more heelish side of Dipper.
- Official Couple: With Dipper.
- Rich Bitch: Plays this up; it's essentially her pre-Character Development self.
Pearl
- Series: Steven Universe
- Human Aliens: Being a Crystal Gem as opposed to human.
- Non-Action Guy: When she accompanies Garnet to the ring, she'll just be at ringside, keeping an eye on the action.
- Would Hurt a Child: On WAR 1-14, she chased Kenny and Inkling after they splatted her.
D-Mob
- Series: Def Jam Series
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Listens to the talent and seems to be mostly interested in providing an entertaining product than screwing people over.
- Reformed Criminal: Intends to use TZW as a method of going legit.
- Sharp-Dressed Man: Can almost always be found wearing a three-piece suit.
Will Job 4 Money
TZW's recurring stable of jobbers.
Members: Wes, Yahtzee, the Loch Ness Blogster, The Red, The Fighin' T-Squares (K.C. Burparino and Dave Barrie).
- Amazing Technicolor Population: K.C. is teal, while Dave is purple. This is explained by Sunny, as they're canonically a mish-mash of custom player parts.
- Funny Foreigner: Wes is French, Yahtzee is Australian, and the Blogster pretends to be Scottish.
- Man in a Kilt: Loch Ness Blogster, naturally.
- Masked Luchador: The Red, although the mask is mostly to keep her identity secret.
- Parts Unknown: Loch Ness Blogster is billed from "Cyberspace".
- Squash Match: The reason they're here is to be on the losing end of these.
- The Voiceless: Wes, as he is a mime. His blurb also implies that he doesn't speak English.
Alumni
Suzy Berhow
- Series: Game Grumps
- Domino Mask: Wears one when competing as Suzy the Outlaw.
- Dye Hard: Has a blonde highlight in her dark hair.
- The Fashionista
- Finishing Move: "Grump Shuffle", a punch combination, and "Fortune Street Cutter", an inverted suplex dropped into a cutter.
- Put on a Bus: Released after Season 1, in canon due to creative differences.
- Signature Move: "Queen of Hearts", a float-over DDT, "Steam Rolled", a diving somersault seated senton, and "Makeover", a diving spiking hurricanrana.
Jimmy Buffett
- Series: Jimmy Buffett
- "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune: "Fins", by himself.
- Finishing Move: "Lost Shaker of Salt", a Samoan drop, and "Last Call", a fallaway slam.
- Killed Off for Real: After the real Buffett's passing, he passed in TZW as well.
- Ring Oldies: At 76, Buffett was the oldest normal human competitor. His bio implies it's partially due to "toon magic".
- Signature Move: "Slice Of Lime", a shiranui, "Sobriety Test", a scissor kick, and "Change In Latitude", a fireman's carry flapjack.