Characters / The Great Nerf War

The 59th Company

Captain Sullivan Edgar

The leader of the 59th Company

• Benched Hero: in Season 2, where Captain Edgar is presumed dead. He stays in the background until his return in the season final.
• Embarrassing Nickname: Donnie calls him "Captain old ghosty" at one point
• Eyepatch of Power: Captain Edgar wears an Eye patch. How he lost his eye is never addressed.
• Team Dad: He always watches out for the members of his company and frequently calls them "Son".
• Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Sometimes happens to him and reveals the actors normal, much less rough sounding voice. The accent also changes between the first and third season.

1st Lieutenant Kristoph Baineswolf

He is introduced as Captain Edgar's right hand man and often functions as the "big brother" of the Company

• Big Brother Mentor: Baineswolf is that to most of the others in the 59th
• Catch and Return: In Season 5, Episode 4: Track Attack Baineswolf catches a Nerf dart between his teeth(Bullet Catch) and spits it back.
• Gentle Giant: physically the strongest of the Peace-Bull but an overall nice guy
• Germanic Efficiency: Despite being German, Baineswolf does not display this, instead he "prefers to be fashionably late"
• Stereotype Flip: see the above Germanic Efficiency
• Unexplained Recovery: Baineswolf is severally wounded in Season 1,Episode 4: Lost in Frost but makes a full recovery by Season 2,Episode 4: Snowball Brawl. When Florentine asks him about his recovery in the beginning of Season 3 he only states that "swimming helped, and wrestling crocodiles" .

Lieutenant Donnie McSaint

One of the higher ranking members and of 59th Company. He usually favors pistols and is a very good marksman.

• It's Personal: According to Donnies backstory, he was the only survivor when Florentine attack his familie's irish pub and killed his parents.

Lieutenant William "Harry" B. Harrison III

He briefly takes over the 59th Company in Season 2 while Captain Edgar is presumed dead.

• Preppy Name: He is usually just called "Harry" because of this.

Sergeant James Brickwall

A young and highly motivated member of the 59th Company obsessed with Cryptids.

• Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti: Brickwall is constantly on the lookout for him and even mistakes Tini for one. While on his own in Season 4 he finally manages to find a colony of Sasquatch in the mountains and befriends them.

Science Officer Oliver Rhodey

The 59th Companies scientist and inventor who developed the Nerf Zombie Strike line in the canon of the series.

Staff Sergeant Wattson Lewis

A smart and determined member of the 59th Company. He usually carries a shotgun on his back.

Tech Sergeant Victoria "Vic" Ross

A tough and sassy mechanic introduced to the Company in Season 2, Episode 2: "Convoy Ploy"

The Ghost

A mysterious entity that watches over the 59th Company. It is believed that he is the ghost of Captain Edgar's dead father because of the following bit of dialogue that occurs at the end of the Season 2 final:

Donnie: "Sullivan, what happened that night?"

Edgar: "I was rescued"

Baineswolf: "By whom?"

Edgar: "My Father"

Harry: "I thought you said he was dead"

Edgar: "He is"

• Guardian Entity: He is that to the 59th and especially Captain Edgar

The Lion

Speaks 7 languages and favours melee weapons. He believes himself to be an actual lion.

Crazy Hands Dan

A slightly mad scavenger recruited to the 59th by Brickwall during Season 2, Episode 3: "Deceased Feast"

• Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti: Brickwall first calls him that but he protests that "being big doesn't make me a Sasquatch"
• Unexplained Recovery: one of his hands is shot and killed in Season 3,Episode 2: Split Hit and turns into a zombie in the following episode. However after that, it returns to normal. This is even addressed by Kodiak.

"didn't you die and become a zombie?"

"Yes, yes I did"

Bull-Falo Wing

An ever optimistic Pilot supporting the 59th Company

Private Peggy

Introduced in the Season 4 final, no-one remembering her name correctly briefly becomes a running gag.

The M.I.N.O.T.A.U.R.S.

M.I.N.O.T.A.U.R.S. stands for "Mission Iinvolving Nothing Other Than Attacks Using Rigorous Stealth" and are, as the name implies, a stealth oriented special unit, their members are all codenamed after bears or bear-relatives.

• Stealth Expert: Applies to all the members of the M.I.N.O.T.A.U.R.S

Agent Kodiak

Agent Grizzly

Agent Red Panda

Agent Polar

Agent Panda

Agent Koala

Agent Spirit Bear

The Belligerwitch

Commander Nhine

The leader of the Belligerwitch until he is killed by Florentine in the Season 2 final.He is known to never use a blaster as they allegedly "melt in his hands like butter".

• Dirty Coward: Nhine rarely participates in fights and rather chooses to retread as soon as the Peace-Bull engage his troops.

Florentine

Arguably the series true main antagonist. He almost exclusively uses revolvers or melee attacks and never takes of his helmet. He often appears to be the leaders right hand man.

• Dramatic Unmask: This sort of happens to Florentine in Season 3,Episode 6:The Good Withstood when Lion manages to open Florentine's visor during the fight. However, we don't get to see what Lion saw before Florentine closes the visor again.
• Dual Wielding: He's almost always dual wielding a pair of revolvers.
• Embarrassing Nickname: Florentine was apparently called "Old Elefante" by New Mexico
  • "I won't miss New Mexico or her stupid pet-names"
• Evil Gloating: He only sometimes does this, specifically in Season 3,Episode 1: Devised Rise, Season 4,Episode 3:Forebode's Road and Season 5,Episode 4:Track Attack, but it's always very memorable.
• The Dragon: Florentine takes this role for most of the series, only being partially replaced in the last couple of episodes when he starts to question Jade's orders.
  • You could even call him a Dragon-in-Chief

Lysippe Jade

She takes over leadership after the death of Commander Nhine. Most of her tactics are based on psychological warfare.

• Evil Gloating: She does so frequently and is very good at it.

Dr. Fanggreen

A certified mad scientist who invents a brainwashing-serum during Season 3 which becomes one of the Belligerwitch's main weapons in Season 5.

• Mad Scientist: including everything that comes with it.
• Malaproper : Dr. Fanggreen often messes up common phrases. Some examples of this:
  • "I'm a pelican of virtue"
  • "Looks like I'm the one who found the dumb"
  • "You want something done right, you gotta make some lemonade"
• The Igor: he temporarily receives one during Season 5,Episode 3:Terror Lair

Silas

A "silent but deadly" Belligerwitch who debuts in Season 3. He used to fight alongside Wattson Lewis as a Peace-Bull before becoming the first victim to Dr. Fanggreen's serum.

• Frankenstein's Monster: not in the typical sense but he is the result of the Mad Scientist
  • He literally becomes this during the events of Season 5,Episode 3:Terror Lair

Bubba Boom

One of Nhine's Sub-Commanders who enjoys big blasters and smoking Nerf darts

Solomon

A Belligerwitch sniper who tends to stay on the edge of the battlefield and rarely talks.

New Mexico

She somehow favours sniper rifles despite her double eye-patches.

• Eyepatch of Power: She wears two for double the coolness. Miraculously, she is still able to see somehow.

Deacon

The communications technician of the Belligerwitch. He appears to be even more mad then some of the other Belligerwitch.

Tini

A slow-minded muscle usually armed with a Nerf Secret Strike, one of the smallest Nerf Blasters around. He himself is anything but tiny

• Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti: Brickwall refers to him as Sasquatch on multiple occasions.
• Gentle Giant: almost a perfect example of this, if he wasn't working for the Belligerwitch

Chester „Murph“ Weezy

A Belligerwitch with severe communication issues caused by him never taking off his gas mask

Firefly

A crazy, maze-wielding ballerina

Temper Fi

Another new addition as of Season 3, Temper Fi seems to have quite some mental issues

Tremor

Lysippe Jade's private pet, a werewolf who even in his human form seems to be fully under her controll