A list of characters from The Demented Cartoon Movie.
Blah Guys
- Bloodless Carnage: No blood comes out whenever they get decapitated.
- Made of Plasticine: Blah Guys are so fragile that they can get decapitated by a simple kick to the head.
- Too Dumb to Live: A lot of these guys say "Blah" within a few or so seconds of them appearing, causing their heads to explode. Even the most intelligent Blah Guys have shades of this, being able to be tricked into saying "Blah" so the same result can happen.
Bloing Gloing!
- Keet: Bloing Gloing! always has an enthusiastic attitude.
- Pokémon Speak: Most of what he says is variations of his name.
- The Unintelligible: He always speaks in his odd, made-up language.
Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon *fanfare* "WHEEE!" *splat*
- Planimal: Is a living watermelon.
- Speak of the Devil: It only takes mentioning him to summon him.
Zeeky H. Bomb
- Animate Inanimate Object: He's a living bomb, as indicated by his name.
- Ax-Crazy: Seems to love killing people.
- Cartoon Bomb: Has the typical appearance of one, being a round, simple black bomb with a fuse.
- One-Word Vocabulary: Just about. There's a very short list of times in the movie that he says something that isn't that staccato "Zeeky boogy doog", and two are just starting his thought with "Uh" when he's directly asked a question. (The other time is when he crashes a rehearsal of Romeo and Juliet!. "Uh, Romeo? Romeo? Where are you, Romeo?" "Here I am!" "You're not Romeo-" "Zeeky boogy doog!")
Super Blah
- Dumb Muscle: Aside from supposedly being the physically strongest character in the movie, he is dumb enough to be tricked into saying "Blah."
- Flying Brick: Parodied; he can fly, has Super-Toughness, and can fend off hordes of Evil Blah's minions with ease, but a meteor will kill him and he share the weakness with all the other Blah Guys, which Evil Blah uses to his advantage to trick Super Blah into making his head explode.
- Super-Toughness: At least for a Blah. A simple shoe can't kick his head off, but a meteor can easily destroy him.
Evil Blah
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: He's an evil Blah Guy.
- Leitmotif: Parodied; he eventually gets annoyed by his own Leitmotif and shoots the device playing it.
- Pyrrhic Victory: Although he wins against Super Blah in the end, he still ends up getting blown up by Zeeky H. Bomb.
