All Characters are categorized in order of Volume. Audience Participation tropes will have a (AP) next to them.
Volume 1: The Woods
A soft spoken mall cop who had to give up his art to take care of his little girl, and dreams of becoming a police officer. Went to the same art school as Cindy, Jan, Addy, and Mallory.
- Demonic Possession: (AP) Hearing voices of his daughter, crying out for him.
- Struggling Single Mother: Gender-inverted; he gave up his art when he lost his girlfriend via Death by Childbirth. He's now a mall cop, taking care of a daughter.
A small town celebrity anchor in Montana. Known as "The Comet." Went to the same art school as Raymond, Jan, Addy, and Mallory.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: After losing her two front teeth, and hearing voices in her head, she starts going off the deep end quite quick.
- Demonic Possession: (AP) Saw a dark figure in her vision, telling her to take her friends to the well. She gives no resistance.
- Hearing Voices: (AP) Of the ??? Variety. Sounds sinister, and wants her and the group to go to the Well.
- The Klutz: (AP) Tripped over a rock, broke her two front teeth. Then, she tripped and fell into some poison ivy, twice.
- Lovable Alpha Bitch: She's all about herself, but has a large space in her heart for her friends. Still catty though with them and anyone else who tics her off though.
- Normal Fish in a Tiny Pond: (AP) She thinks so highly of herself, but she's popular only from one spot in Montana.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Butts heads with Jan more than anyone else.
A rather successful visual artist with a bit of a drug problem. Went to the same art school as Raymond, Cindy, Addy, and Mallory. She's from the UK.
- Demonic Possession: Has visions of the past, and a rust like substance is slowly taking over her body.
- The Paranoiac: Very jumpy, and fit to freak out.
- Terrible Artist: In a fit of anger, Mallory paraphrased calls Jan's work pretentious white girl art.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Butts heads with Cindy when she gets catty.
Failed artist turned successful chef and entrepreneur. She went to art school with Raymond, Cindy, Jan and Mallory. The most level headed member of the group, she's trying to keep everyone together while everything falls apart.
- The Alcoholic: Mentions she likes to drink as much as she likes to eat.
- Big Eater: Her love for food led to her becoming a chef.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: (AP) At the start of Volume 2 she starts snapping at everyone.
- Team Mom: The most mature one in the group, and trying to keep everyone calm and collected.
- Terrible Artist: Her photo realistic pieces didn't make the impact she wanted. Became a businesswoman instead.
- Dead All Along: (AP) Reveals this to Cindy at the end of Part 1.
- No Social Skills: Massively freaks out and destroys his friend's things because they weren't correct camping gear. And paid Those Two Guys Darryl and Denny to scare the group so Mallory can "save" them
- The Friend Nobody Likes: After his freakout, destroying everyone's things, and reveals he planned a fake attack, everyone can barely put up with him.
- The Friends Who Never Hang: Went to the first group get together, then missed the second thru fourth. He's not as close with the rest of the group as a result.
