Characters / Satan and Me

Here is a list of characters in Satan and Me:

Main Characters

Natalie McAllister

• All-Loving Hero: She sincerely cares for everyone around her and in turn is quite loved herself.
• Came Back Wrong: After Satan bargained with both Death and Pestilence to revive her, she came back to life without her most recent memories which means she no longer remembers Satan or her bond with him.
• The Chosen One: Part of the prophecy regarding the Apocalypse but details regarding her role are still quite murky.
• Did You Just Scam Cthulhu?: More often than not uses tricks or extortion to get Satan to accompany her to church or even go buy her some pads.
• Fear of Thunder: Terrified of thunderstorms, as her mom's accident occurred during one.
• Horrible Judge of Character: Most of the time, her faith and willingness in trusting people most wouldn't even dare exchange a word with has been justified, in others, well... Let's just say she's lucky that the ones that reciprocate her trust are more powerful than the ones willing to take advantage of her.
• Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Next to Satan, she looks really small.
• Incorruptible Pure Pureness: Is bound to the Satan, yet she keeps her upbeat and loving nature. Even Raphael remarks on how beautiful her soul is.
• The Ingenue: A trait that has both helped and hurt her immensely.
• I Choose to Stay: Well, part of her soul chose to stay behind in Hell to accompany and protect Lucifer's soul. which cost her her memories of Satan once she came back to life.
• Kid with the Leash: She has Satan himself under her command, much to his chagrin.
• Lethal Chef: Managed to make a beef stew taste like pudding.
• Missing Mom: Her mother died in a car accident when she was younger. In a background comic, it's shown that her dad was pretty absent for a little while after her mother died, too. However, Nat seems to have grown up okay despite it all.
• Morality Pet: Becomes one for Satan and later on for Titus.
• Oblivious to Love: Doesn't seem to realise her best friend, Michael, has been in love with her for years.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: She and Satan constantly bug, tease, and prank each other, but underneath the jokes and snarking, they actually do care about each other.

Satan

• Berserk Button: Several.
  • He can't stand even the sight of his brother, Michael. In the first present-day interaction we see between them, Satan punches a hole through Michael's abdomen.
  • Also being called a Monster. So much so that when he imagines/hallucinates Natalie calling him that he freaks out and ends up blowing a giant hole through the woods.
  • Recently it seems as though harming Natalie is becoming a big one- he even threatens to murder his own brother if he so much as hits her. For reference, just a few weeks before in-story time he felt guilty for just incapacitating Michael with his blood.
• Child Hater: Really dislikes children.
• Deal with the Devil: Ironically enough, he makes one with Death and Pestilence in exchange for them to bring Natalie's soul from Hell and heal the body to revive her. With Death the price was his life and those of his followers (which is already a given but if the game they played had ended in Death's favor it would have happened then and there) and with Pestilence the price was his remaining wings, severing his ties to Heaven forever.
• Even Evil Has Standards: He may be the Devil, but there are instances where he draws a line, such as not being willing to poison or outright kill his siblings using his own blood.
• Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: He absolutely dwarfs Nat.
• Holy Burns Evil: Churches make him nauseous.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Though he has a tough exterior, he actually does care about the well-being of Nat and all the angels who fell with him.
• Living Mood Ring: Whenever he feels something acutely, his eyes change color accordingly. For example, when he's extremely happy, they turn yellow, and when he feels despair, they turn violet. This also happens with his horns and earrings.
• Pet the Dog: Has his moments, like when he gave Natalie a birthday gift or when he showed Felix that he do in fact knows who he is and is grateful that he followed him in the Fall.
• Satan: Literally.
• Shapeshifting: He can become anything from a toddler to a grown woman if he wants to.
• Sealed Inside a Person-Shaped Can: All of Hell is sealed inside him.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: Satan and Nat give each other a hard time most of the time they're together, and even when they're being nice to each other, it's usually done in a way that makes it seem like a joke. They do care, though.

Humans

Michael

Natalie's best friend.

• Foreshadowing: In more than one occasion it is remarked how he's the spitting image of Michael and how "angelic" his personality is. Later on we find out that he is related in some way to the archangel, he is his vessel for when the Apocalypse takes place and the angels will live amongst the humans as God desires it. Needless to say neither of the Michaels was particularly happy about this development
• Nice Guy: He truly manages to be friendly with everyone, and even Stan seems to have taken a liking to him

Kristi

A classmate of Natalie's, has a contract with Michael.

• Cowardly Lion: More often than not she tries to bolt when things get dangerous, but when she sees someone is hurt or in danger she tries to help
• Deal with the Devil: Well, in her case is deal with an archangel. She made it in exchange of protection.
• Odd Friendship: With Laila. Makes sense seeing as they had similar experiences dealing with the supernatural, though one is far more receptive than the other.

Laila

Another classmate, has a contract with Felix.

• Deal with the Devil: She wanted to make one with the big kahuna himself but she found Felix first and struck a deal with him in order to gain access to Satan.
• Deadpan Snarker
• Odd Friendship: With Kristi.
• Perky Goth: Downplayed. As time went on, she shows a more bright and dorky side of her personality.
• Raven Hair, Ivory Skin: Complements her goth look.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: With Felix.

Jericho

• Abhorrent Admirer: Has a rather... unhealthy obsession with Satan.
• Jerkass: No redeeming qualities whatsoever found in this human.

Demons

General

• Affably Evil: Well, they are demons. Despite this, they are not actively malevolent.
• Older Than They Look: Most of them look like they are in their early to mid-twenties, some maybe even pushing thirty but in reality they have lived thousands and thousands of years.

Felix

A former angel that chose to fall during Lucifer's rebellion.

• Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Red to Anthea's Blue.
• Like Brother and Sister: His bond with Anthea and with Natalie.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He may be crass and unkind at first, but once he warms up towards someone he shows his most caring side.
• Revenge Before Reason: He tries to avenge Anthea's murder but he's looking for the wrong culprit and ends up getting in over his head
• Undying Loyalty: Towards Satan and to Anthea.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: With Pax.

Anthea

A former angel and close companion to Felix.

• Berserk Button: You can tell her whatever you want but the moment you threaten Felix in her presence prepare to face the consequences.
• Cool Big Sis: To Natalie and Felix.
• Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Courtesy of Titus. Unlike other times, she doesn't get better.
• Oh, Crap!: When she realises that the one that was messing with Satan and Felix was none other than Zadkiel.
• Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Felix's red.
• Sacrificial Lion: She had a relevant presence in the arcs, being of great help to Natalie and Lucifer, but she met a rather abrupt end and her death became the catalyst to several misunderstandings and frictions.
• The Stoic: Few things can make her lose her cool and even in those situations she tends to be levelheaded and cautious.
• Star-Crossed Lovers: With Gabriel and it's heartbreaking.
• Token Good Teammate: As stated before, the demons aren't particularly cruel and are more than fine with mingling with humans, but in her case it's far more obvious that she doesn't really have a mean bone in her body.
• Undying Loyalty: To Felix and Satan.

Ipos

One of Satan's most important followers.

• Used to Be a Sweet Kid: During the comic about the Fall, we see that Ipos was quite mild and eager before he fell.
• We Hardly Knew Ye: Aside from finding out he was one of Lucifer's first followers, there's little we could learn about him before he bites it.

Sheila

A follower of Satan and close companion to Ipos.

• Blind Mistake: She insists her blindness causes no issues, only to walk straight into a pole.
• We Hardly Knew Ye

Pax

A follower of Satan and close friend of both Sheila and Ipos.

• Casanova Wannabe: Flirts with every girl he meets but so far he has always been rejected.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: With Felix.

Titus

• Disc-One Final Boss: The first and most obvious Big Bad of the story that poses physical threat to both Natalie and Satan.
• Half the Man He Used to Be: Courtesy of Raguel.
• I Just Want to Be Loved: Towards the end he realises that what he truly wanted was to have someone like Natalie by his side, caring for him like she does for Satan.
• No Social Skills: He's rather awkward when it comes to interactions not involving some sort of violence or fighting.

Angels

General

• Badass Army: The army of heaven comprised with beings faster, stronger and resilient than any human can possibly dream to be, that can come back from practically every physical injury you can think of, with only one weakness that you'd be pressed to exploit, led by archangels that are known to be the closest to God with unique abilities and weapons. Yeap, they're badass.
• Big, Screwed-Up Family: So much. Even before the Fall there were several issues that have not been resolved and have festered over time.
• Our Angels Are Different: They have human like appearance and they do not need a vessel to be on Earth.
• Older Than They Look: Some were created later on but a lot of them were there when Lucifer fell which was a long, long, long time ago.

Michael

The leader of the angels.

• Aaaaaw!! They Really Do Love Each Other: It's shown time and again that while he cares for all the angels, he has the biggest soft spot for Lucifer which is shown to be reciprocated underneath all the bad blood between them.
• Actually Pretty Funny: While most everyone was worried about the fact that someone put Lucifer's sigil on feminine hygiene products, Michael found the whole thing hilarious until someone did the same thing to him.
• Archangel Michael: Duh.
• Beware the Silly Ones: He may appear childish and immature, getting on everyone's nerves be they angels, demons or even humans, but when you push him too far... Let's just say it's better to stay on his good side as much as possible
• Berserk Button: Do not mess with his siblings, especially Lucifer. He loses it big time when Pestilence sent Satan's remaining wings thus severing his ties to Heaven and him.
  • Another big one is do not take advantage of his kindness. When he was rescued from his imprisonment by War, which he was in thanks to a plan Natalie had where she used his desire to free her against him, he was so furious he coldly told Natalie off, not using a nickname once.
• Big Brother Instinct: Seeing as all the angels view each other as siblings, he falls into this whenever he feels or sees one of them is in danger.
• Good Is Not Nice: Most of the time he's very friendly and lenient but that doesn't mean he'll hesitate to put people in their place when they go too far.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While not as a big of a jerk as others, he still can be quite pushy and can have an It's All About Me mentality but he also has a deep desire to protect humanity and to live in peace with his family.
• Little Big Brother: He's technically the oldest brother of practically every angel, but he's small compared to his "younger" siblings like Raphael, Lucifer and Gabriel.
• The Nicknamer: Whenever he meets someone he gives them one.

Gabriel

• Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: He's the one to directly deal with Michael's outlandish ideas and laidback attitude.
• Deadpan Snarker: Has his moments when dealing with all the craziness and drama surrounding his siblings.
• Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: The responsible to Michael's foolish, though to be fair when the going gets tough Michael truly steps up as the leader.
• Star-Crossed Lovers: With Anthea.

Jophiel

• The Alcoholic: When he's on Earth, he tends to go a bit heavy on the drinking.
• This Is Gonna Suck: When Natalie stumbles upon him and drags him into looking for Satan with her, he already knows enough about this human to know that things are not going to be easy.

Raphael

• Big Guy, Little Guy: With Uriel.
• Gentle Giant: The tallest angel and an absolute teddy bear.
• The Medic: The main healer of Heaven.

Uriel

• Blessed with Suck: While his light is one powerful weapon, if he's not careful it can destroy everything he lays his eyes on, whether in front of him is a friend or a foe.
• Distressed Dude: Was kidnapped by Titus shortly after a rather strenuous battle that left him quite injured, coupled with being sealed by his captor so he really was in a bit of a pickle.

Zadkiel

• Break the Haughty: They was sure that their attacking and almost murdering Michael and Raphael along with their betrayal to Heaven and Uriel would mean that Lucifer would receive them with open arms, but they didn't count on him rebuking and attacking them while giving a "Reason You Suck" Speech, leaving Zadkiel to fend for themselves against Heaven and Hell.
• The Dragon: They’re the second in command when it comes to fighting and infiltration in the Army of Heaven
  • Dragon with an Agenda: While they spent thousands of years working alongside Michael and Heaven, being one of their top enforcers, they were preparing their plan to defect and join Satan, trying to kickstart the Apocalypse in such a way that their side would win.
• Ironic Echo: Made fun of Felix and his "gross obsession" with Lucifer only to be called out by Satan himself about their "gross habit" of assuming what other people want.
• Kick the Dog: Loves to do this, especially to Felix.
• Morality Chain: Their bond with Uriel is one of the things that kept them from straight up abandoning Heaven to follow Satan in the first place but later on they used this to their advantage to act as an independent mole.
  • Recently they have bonded with a human child they saved from being exploited and abused who refuses to leave their side.
• Oh, Crap!: When they realised that Michael meant business and would not hesitate in striking them with his most powerful weapon after their treason.
• The Starscream: Everyone thought that the angels that stayed in Heaven after Lucifer's fall were loyal to it, including Satan himself, but Zadkiel managed to keep their sympathies a secret until the time was right.
• Walking Spoiler

Chamuel

• Shoot the Messenger: Victim of this, luckily she's an angel so it wasn't so bad but she complained that it stung and that she hates being the messenger because of this trope.