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Bones

A skeleton and the main character in ricesnot's videos.

Berserk Button: Bones does not take kindly to those who rip off "Rattle Me Bones." And whatever you do, don't use "rattle [their] bones" as a sexual slur.
The Chessmaster: Manages to play Therapist like a fiddle just so he could break him out of jail (the first time).
Crazy Jealous Guy: Any time Therapist tries to do some kind of venture without Bones, he'll generally do anything just to be with him again. This goes up to sneaking inside luggage, crashing a plane, and sabotaging a therapy convention.
Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Many of Bone's crazy adventures are initiated on his own whims.
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: He's broken Therapist out of jail. Twice.
Hidden Depths: Surprisingly good at ballet dancing.
The Insomniac: He wonders what restful sleep would feel like.
Manchild: When given a settlement after a plaigarism lawsuit, he immediately wastes it on a statue and building the world's longest rollercoaster.
Straight Man and Wise Guy: Plays the Wise Guy to Therapist's Straight Man.

Therapist

Bone's therapist who joins Bones in his adventures.

Badass Normal: Despite not being a skeleton, a robot, or an alien, he's still an exceptionally good fighter.
Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": He's referred to as Therapist.
Flanderization: On the Halloween specials, his willingness to harm children has steadily escalated, from warning shots with his shotgun to being willing to immolate them with a flamethrower. Slightly Justified, however, since the kids have been escalating their violence too, primarily via kidnapping, hacking, and deliberately spreading disease.
Not So Above It All: While on most days he comes off as a Straight Man to Bones, on Halloween he's got an especially violent grudge against costumed children.
Megaton Punch: Clobbers the leader of an 80's themed terrorist cell into orbit in "Bones gets Extreme".
Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: Pummels the absolute stuffing out of a kid on Halloween.
Would Hurt a Child: Therapist is known to attack children dressed as fake skeletons on Halloween.
Walking Armory: Downplayed. While he doesn't carry much firepower on his person, he does own an impressive set of weapons at home, including a flamethrower, light machine gun, and shotgun.

Shrugging Guy

A guy who shrugs.

Butt-Monkey: When someone needs maiming for a joke, it usually falls on him, whether it's being locked in jail, losing his skin, or being blown up by a landmine.
No Name Given: He's just a shrugging guy.
Recurring Extra: Typically plays a very minor role, wiether it's getting maimed, providing the mystery, or both.

Galrog

An alien who likes probing butts.

Anal Probing: Parodied. Galrog is an alien who is completely obsessed with sticking things up butts, to the point where it's practically all he ever talks about doing.
Aliens Steal Cattle: Introduced by him abducting Bones, Therapist, and a cow.
Been There, Shaped History: Galrog is revealed to have caused the extinction of dinosaurs in "ricesnot's decadent halloween directive."
Fling a Light into the Future: Was sent forward in time to find a cure for the disease that wiped out his kind.
Last of His Kind: It's revealed in "Taint No Issue" that Galrog is the last of his kind, due to a disease that wiped out most of his race. He only survived by being sent into the future to find a cure. Thanks to Therapist finding a cure via time shenanigans, it's averted, but he still hangs around in the future to probe butts.

Winebot

Galrog's long-suffering sidekick.

Beleaguered Assistant: Generally puts up with Galrog's insistence on probing butts and strange plots.
Beware the Silly Ones: Downplayed. Despite being a comical, non-serious assistant, he's outright scary when drunk, and intimidates Bones into buying him a drink (at least, in the Show Within a Show ).
Friendly Enemy: He briefly joins Bones and Therapist's boy band in "Banishing of a Bot".
The Alcoholic: Winebot drinks a lot of wine, presumably to put up with Galrog.
Trademark Favorite Drink: Wine. Most other alcoholic drinks don't appeal much to him.

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