Characters / Pizza

Major Characters

Pauly Falzoni

"Hey! Come back with those pizzas you Stooge!"

"Stooges!"

Pauly is the main protagonist, pizza delivery man, boxer, and aspiring "fil-um maker". His favourite derogatory comment for people is "stooge", originating from a comment a teacher once made to him. Pauly has been one of Bobo's longest-serving employees at Fat Pizza and has provided Bobo with some good ideas over the years

Played by Paul Fenech

• Butt-Monkey: He has his fair share.
• Catchphrase: "Stooge!"
• Captain Obvious: He has his moments like this.
• Casanova Wannabe: Not as lucky with the chicks as his mates.
• Cool Car: He has cool cars over the years. Until the fourth season his original tradmark car got towed away and destroyed so he has the fastest car that the speed camera couldn't catch on. In the next season 'Melbourne Cup Pizza' his minibike got a flat tyre and went to this old man name Mario Lambrettoni's house and he asks Pauly a favor to bet the number 5 for the world cup. Once he gave him all the money he was awarded for a Ferrari. The Ferrari is alot less faster than the previous one.
• Deadpan Snarker
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Pauly is an affable person, when he's not beating people up or getting into trouble.
• Kangaroo Court: He has been there multiple times.
  • In 'Politically Incorrect Pizza' he and the old disabled man were sent to court. The old man pushes Pauly with a broom causing him to fall off and hurt his back and Pauly got his revenge.
  • It happens again in 'Small and Large Pizza'. This time, it is about his car.
• Large Ham: Since Paul Fenech is the creator of the show.
• Mr. Fanservice
• Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Manly Man to Davo and Sleeks Sensitive Guy.
• Sexual Karma: After being cheated by his cousin out of meeting with some Italian chicks, Pauly manages to get away long enough to attract the attention of two Italian girls who take a liking to him and they have a threesome.
• The Trickster: He does stooges around him.

Sleek the Elite

"Cause I'm Slicker than Sleek"

Sleek is so named because he is "slicker than slick", an aspiring rapper, ladies' man and a pizza delivery man who self-titled himself the "Lebanese Lover" or "Lebanese Legend". He was the main co-star in the first two series and the movie.

Sleekism

Played by Paul Nakad

• Butt-Monkey: Happens to him a couple of times. One time when Sleek delivers the pizza the ladies waxes his hair out of his body. and another time when Sleek got raped by 3 of the fat chicks. Toula was one of them.
• Catchphrase: "Fully Sick", "Nah Sleek, Cuz I'm Slicker than Sleek".
• The Casanova
• Deadpan Snarker: At times.
• Depraved Bisexual: The other guys won't let him play football with them after an awkward incident.
• Mr. Fanservice: He scores some chicks.
• Girly Scream: He even screams like a girl, mate.
• Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: In denial over his bisexuality.
• Lovable Coward: He does fit into this. Even when he got raped by fat chicks."
• Lovable Sex Maniac
• The Lancer
• Pizza Boy Special Delivery: Happens a lot.
• Put on a Bus: He left after the movie. However he returned for the Movie Crossover. Fat Pizza vs. Housos.
• Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Sensitive Guy to Pauly's Manly Man.
• Sex–Face Turn: After being gang-raped by a binch of fat chicks, Sleek resolves to be less sleazy.
• Sexual Karma: The aforementioned gangrape. He's also lynched by the fathers of several girls he rooted who just so happened to be crime bosses.

Bobo Gigliotti

"Fat Pizza Pizzas, they're big and they're cheesey."

Watch out!

Bobo is the psychotic pizza chef and the owner/manager of Fat Pizza. He has little patience and those that cross him usually end up on the wrong end of his chainsaw. He is a horrible boss, imposing dreadful working conditions and abuse.

Played by Johhny Boxer

• Ax-Crazy: Easily.
• Bad Boss: Bobo, to a near unbelivable (and criminal) degree.
• Berserk Button: Threaten his Mama, LOOK OUT.
• Catchphrase: "Get Back to Work", "Shut Up!" "Fat Pizza Pizzas, they're big and they're cheesey".
• Chainsaw Good: As Pauly tells Davo Dinkum, when Bobo gets out his chainsaw, RUN.
• Comically Serious
• Disappeared Dad: His Dad was only seen (in the flashback) in 'Birthday Pizza'. He even looks looks like his son, Bobo.
• Extreme Doormat: His Mama actually owns the shop. He runs it.
  • His Mama wanted to get him a nice Italian Girl, But Bobo got an Asian girl name Lin Chow Bang.
  Bobo: "Mama, every time you give me an Italian girl, they were no good."
  • He later hooked up with Ruby.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Jerkass: Usually
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He has his moments.
• Large Ham
• Mama's Boy
• My Beloved Smother: His Mama is rather controlling of him, although she seems to overlook his psychotic tendencies.
• My Girl Is a Slut: His second wife is an ex-porn actress.
• Rambunctious Italian: Italian-Australian in his case. Though "Rambunctious" is a funny way of describing Bobo.
• You Need to Get Laid

Habib Halah Habib

" Take it easy, Uleh"

"Oh Ma God!"

Habib – meaning "Friend" in Arabic. Habib featured as a supporting character in the earlier series of Pizza; a friend of Sleek's, he is a stereotypical young Lebanese (Bilgiç is actually Turkish) drug-dealer and fence of stolen goods (typically mobile phones). He played a larger role in the theatrical version of Pizza. In 2003 after the loss of Sleek, he was employed at the shop as a deliveryman, a position he regularly uses as a front for his illegal activities.

Played by Tahir Bilgic

• Catchphrase: "Uleh" and "Oh Mah God".
  • Fully Sick.
• Casanova Wannabe: until Season 4 where he gives up and hooks up with Toula
• Chubby Chaser: Likes fat chicks at first, but grows out of it after dating Toula.
• Deadpan Snarker: "What are you talking about?"
• Dude, they're like, asleep on sleeping pills: Habib considers doing it with some girls he accidentally drugged.
• Happily Married: To Toula in the Season 4 finale.
• Henpecked Husband: Toula won't let him see other chicks.
• Implausible Deniability: He openly denies playing with fireworks when Murray confronts him at work, despite the fact that he has soot stains on his hands and has hearing problems.
• The Lancer
• The Smart Guy
• Those Two Guys: Often paired with Rocky, since they're cousins.
• You No Take Candle: In 'Beach Pizza' Neither the Lifesavers or the old digger understands what he was saying. That's why Habib, Rocky, Omar and Mohammad 2 accidentally start a riot against the Cronulla Beach Lifesavers.

Robert "Rocky" Shekazbah

" Call all the cousins"

Habib's cousin.

Rocky is a self-stylised "Lebanese Rambo". A tall, muscular, homophobic egotistical Lebanese friend/second cousin of Habib (often role of enforcer), seems to be able to score with any number of young (and likely underage) women.

Played by Rob Shehadie

• Beauty Is Bad
• Big Guy
• The Casanova
• Deadpan Snarker
• Early-Installment Weirdness: In his debut in the first season, he wasn't shown having a temper. Later in 'Crazy Pizza' He was called Chocky. He finally has the attitude we know today.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Jerkass: Usually
• Jerk Jock
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He stands up for Habib when Murray accuses him of playing with fireworks, getting himself arrested in the process.
• Large Ham: He's a Lebanese Rambo.
• The Leader: He seems to be the leader of the Lebanese group.
• No Indoor Voice
• Sir Swearsalot: He does that all the time.
• Stay in the Kitchen: He has this attitude.
• Those Two Guys: with Habib

Davo Dinkum

"I'm Feeling Good!"

Davo after he got sacked.

Davo Dinkum is a stereotypical bong-smoking Aussie bogan. Being the only non-"choco" at Fat Pizza sometimes leaves him at the end of discrimination, but he gets on well with the drug-dealing Habib. Introduced in the movie, he has appeared since. Since 2005, Davo was sacked from Fat Pizza and now he is unemployed, spending most of his time smoking his bong, getting drunk and looking for chicks (the vast majority of them pot-smoking bogan chicks that reside in Hashfield). He is the one who wears thongs as training footwear.

Played by Jason "Jabba" Davis

• The Alcoholic
• Awesome Aussie: He is the only bogan Fat Pizza employee.
• Ax-Crazy: In 'School Pizza' he tries to kill Pauly with a knife while they are in the race track.
• The Bogan
• Early-Bird Cameo: He has several roles like he was one of the Middle Class Homeboys in 'Crime Pizza, and as a junkie who wants to get smokes.
• Lazy Bum: He often smoke from the bong.
• Nice Guy
• Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Davos Sensitive Guy to Pauly and Bobos Manly Man.
• The Sixth Ranger: He joins the cast in the movie.
• The Stoner: Davo, Oh Gods, Davo.
• Those Two Guys: Often paired with Kev in later seasons.
• Token Minority: The only non-Italian and non-Lebanese worker at Fat Pizza.

Claudia McPherson

"How many times I told you not to put magic tricks on me. Wanker."

Super Hot Model

Although pronounced "Clow-dia", the name is an obvious play on models Claudia Schiffer and Elle Macpherson. She is dimwitted, rich, blonde, bulimic, and attractive. She is a regular customer at Fat Pizza and often has run-ins with both Pauly and Sleek.

Played by Annalise Braakensiek.

• Dumb Blonde: She's a pretty but dimwitted blonde.
• Everyone Loves Blondes: She's a very attractive blonde, and she is also a Super Model.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: That's what she really is.
• Ms. Fanservice: Everyone knows she is a Super Model.
• Rich Bitch: At times.
• The Smurfette Principle: Besides Bobo's Mama, she's the only female character of the original cast.
• What Happened to the Mouse?: She was rarely seen in Season 5, except for the stinger opening for the first episode and the last episode. After the show got cancelled. Annalise was no where to be seen in either Swift and Shift Couriers and Housos. Especially since Annalise Braakensiek passed away recently so what the future holds for her is unknown.
• Workout Fanservice: Her fitness ads show her bending over in a tank-top, exposing her ample cleavage.

Mama Giliotti

"Putana!"

Bobo's Mama

Bobo's overbearing Italian mother who actually owns Fat Pizza. Despite her being quite physically abusive, Bobo still loves his Mama and still lives with her.

Played by Maria Venuti

• Groin Attack: She catches him having an erotic dream. She literally smacks the massive boner (thankfully hidden by the blankets) repeatedly. It goes on for several seconds.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: Just like Bobo.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She does care for Bobo.
• My Beloved Smother: Bobo still lives with her.
• Rambunctious Italian: Like her son.

Lin Chow Bang

"Bobo."

Bobo's diminutive mail-order bride from Vietnam. The Fat Pizza movie partly dealt with the arrival of Lin Chow (and her family), and as such she only appears since 2003. She has not been seen since 2003 after the Department of Immigration deported her back to Vietnam due to Habib and Rocky informing both the police and Immigration so they could avoid drug dealing charges and time in jail.

Played by Tuyen Le

• Happily Married: By the end of The Movie. Until the season 3 finale.
• Put on a Bus: She hasn't been seen since Season 3 episode 'Refugee Pizza'.
• Sexless Marriage: Since all of her relatives share a bedroom with her and Bobo, there's no private time to consumate the marriage.
• Ugly Guy, Hot Wife

Toula

"Oh Mah God"

"Habibi"

an obese Greek-Australian girl who was Habib's girlfriend and now wife, whom she refers to as her "Habibi". She is a voracious eater, and she accompanied Pauly and Rocky in the "Pizza World" mockumentary. In Los Angeles she asks a tourist centre if they have star map, but one that marks all the fast food places rather than celebrity residences. In the recent series of Pizza, it is revealed that Toula has a gang of obese girls called the "Fat Chick 12" (because although there are only 6 girls in the gang, they are as large as two people). It is also revealed in the recent series of Pizza that Toula is an obsessive control freak, domineering and controlling over every aspect of Habib's life, especially in the later stages of their engagement and after Habib married her.

Played by Rebel Wilson

• Abhorrent Admirer: To Sleek, before moving onto Habib.
• Big Beautiful Woman: Habib is attracted to her...at first. He loses interest when she becomes a nag.
  • Rocky of all people briefly had a thing for her.
• Fat and Skinny: Fat to Katrina's skinny.
• Ms. Fanservice: for Habib.
• Happily Married: with Habib.
• Huge Girl, Tiny Guy: Huge Girl to Habib's Tiny Guy.
• Killed Off for Real: In Fat Pizza vs Housos, Habib mentions to Pauly that she tripped on a donut, tangled in the curtain and fell of the balcony. And that's how she really died.
  • Habib even faked her own death (caused of choking on a donut) in 'BBQ Pizza'.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Donut King Donuts.

Katrina

"Um, maybe you shouldn't do that, Toula."

Rocky's girlfriend.

Katrina, or Kat for short – a best friend of the obese Toula, and girlfriend to Rocky. In the recent series of Pizza, Katrina started to develop a crush on Pauly since Rocky was not treating her right. She has broken up and re-united with Rocky several times (much to the torture and torment of Pauly who is keen on having Katrina as his girlfriend). In World Record Pizza, she joined Pauly, Habib and Kev in their trip around the globe, much to Rocky's disgust, so that Pauly can try to get Katrina. However, before they left Brazil to return to Australia, Katrina decided to stay in Brazil with her new boyfriend. She has since re-appeared, featuring in the Season 5 episode 'Doctor Pizza'.

Played by Katrina Spadone

• Derailing Love Interest: For Pauly. After breaking up with Rocky for good, Pauly tries to win Kat over, only to find out that she's kind of bitchy.
• Fat and Skinny: Skinny to Toula's Fat.
• Ms. Fanservice: No wonder Pauly has the hots for her.
• Those Two Girls: She often pairs with Toula.
• What Happened to the Mouse?: 'Doctor Pizza' is her only Season 5 appearance.

Kev the Kiwi

"git on thuh puhss."

"BLEH!"

A stereotypical Māori-Australian, who is obsessed with alcohol. Whenever on/off duty, he will sneak to a local pub to "git on thuh puhss." Kev often uses New Zealand slang including "choice!" and "bro'". He also has a small rivalry with Junior. He is always seen with his sunglasses on.

Played by Kevin Taumata

• The Alcoholic: He often bludges off work to go have a drink.
• Arch-Enemy: He has a rivalry with Junior.
• Berserk Button: Making fun of New Zealand and he'll smash you!
• Cool Shades: He wears sunglasses all the time.
• Dumb Muscle
• The Big Guy
• The Lancer: in later seasons.
• Those Two Guys: with Davo, usually.

Junior

"YAH HOO HOO!!!"

The Apprentice Chef.

Bobo's apprentice chef, who, like Bobo, abuses the other employees. He and Kev have a small rivalry, and sometimes fight each other for reasons unknown. Sometimes Junior would add Samoan-inspired ingredients on pizzas, such as pig snouts and turtle meat and cooked meat in a Hungi.

Played by Andrew Ausage

• Ax-Crazy: just like Bobo.
• Fire-Forged Friends: To Pauly in 'Beach Pizza Part 2' when they thought they were going to Coconut island, but ended up in Crocodile island.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Hot-Blooded: He sure has a lot of energy for a pizza chef apprentice from the Pacific Isles.
• The Rival: To Kev.
• Senstive Guyand Manly Man: Manly Man to DJBJ's Sensitive Guy.
• Scary Black Man: Pretty menacing, though he can be friendly on occasion.
• Why Did It Haveto Be Snakes?: He's scared of the crocodiles in one episode.

DJBJ (Big Jams)

"You look like a poof, mate"

Big Jams

A young employee, who is more abused and yelled at from Bobo and Junior more than the others. He enjoys playing his turn-table but is also clumsy and a weakling, resulting in occasional accidents and injuries (e.g., a snake chasing him at Uluru, being electrocuted by fiddling with plugs on Melbourne Cup Day).

Played by Alex Romano

• Butt-Monkey: Happens to him all the time. He always gets bashed and been robbed. There's even one time when the doctors got the pizza from him.
• Catchphrase: "You look like a Poof, Mate" and "Dickheads"
• Chew Toy
• Cool Bike: DJBJ has an awesome scooter called the "DJ Mobile"
• Deadpan Snarker:
  DJBJ: "Yeah what are you gonna do?"
• Dumbass DJ: Although to be fair, everyone else treats him like crap.
• Freudian Excuse: He hates doctors stemming from an incident in his childhood when he got his penis caught in the zip of his trousers, and because the doctor he was due to visit kept him waiting, eventually his willy got gangrenous and the tip had to be cut off.
• Girly Scream: He has one.
  DJBJ: "DILDO UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"'
• Lovable Coward
• Politically Incorrect Hero: He accuses people of looking like "poofs" as a catchphrase.
• Sensitive Guyand Manly Man: Sensitive Guy to Junior's Manly Man.
• Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: He hates Doctors. So when he has to deliver pizza to them, he keeps them waiting until they finally lose their tempers and start beating him up.

Chong Fat

"How ya going, alright?"

An Asian-Australian.

A stereotypical Asian, who tries to get into Australian culture, eating pies and sausage rolls and talking in outdated slang.

Played by Anh Do

• Drives Like Crazy: Drives like the Asian stereotype.
• Early-Bird Cameo: Anh Do was seen in Pizza since 2001. His character didn't appear until 2005.
• Put on a Bus: He was sent to jail and was never seen again.
• Totally Radical: How he ultimately comes across.
• Whatthe Hellisthat Accent: Despite being Asian, He talks like an Aussie.

Murray the Cop

"Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!"

"You got a problem?"

Murray is a Cop who tries to give Pauly a bad day.

Played by Murray Harman

• Corrupt Cop: He tries to make Pauly's life a living hell by detaining his cars for false excuses such as 'lacking an anti-hoon emissionary filter'.
  • In The Movie, Habib twice drives by police signs (that usually say things like "Now Targeting: Speeding) that say "Now Targeting: Lebanese", and "Now Targeting: Habib"
• The Danza: His actor is also called Murray.
• Deadpan Snarker
• Hair-Trigger Temper: He usually gets really upset when things go wrong.
  Murray: "How the Hell did he get my PHONE!"
• Ham-to-Ham Combat: With Rocky, when he tries arresting Habib at work.
  Murray: "Fuck off out of my face, halal breath, or I'll come down on you like September 11th!"
  Rocky: "Yeah?! And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!"
  Murray: "Today's me 'FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!"
• No Indoor Voice
• The Rival: To Pauly.

Mohammod

"They tried to bash our cousins?! Everybody text all your cousins!"

"Rocky! We're coming!"

Mohammod is Rocky and Habib's cousin.

Played by Ashur Shimmons

• Ascended Extra
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Large Ham
• Tanksfor Nothing: His Tank ran out of petrol on the freeway in the beginning of 'Beach Pizza Part 2'
• The Lancer: He sometimes plays this role.

Omar and Mohammod 2

Mohammod 2: "You sure this stuff's gotta blow up?"

Omar: "What're you talkin' about? What do I look like, a dickhead? Dickhead.

Habib's cousins and best friends. They were introduced in Pizza in 2007, when they helped Habib do an insurance job on the old Fat Pizza premises. They are often shown to be with Habib and Rocky in most episodes. Omar was shown to be friends with Pauly when they went to the fireworks factory in Canberra to pick up fireworks for Habib.

Played by Anthony Salame (Omar)

Played by Alex Haddad (Mohammad 2)

• Deadpan Snarker: Omar was shown to be this.
• Genius Ditz: Omar
• Those Two Guys
• The Quiet One: Mohammod 2.
• The Voiceless: Mohammad 2, though he only spoke in his debut appearance.

Ruby (Mama Juggs)

"Hi Bobo"

Mamma Juggs for ya.

Ruby is Bobo's ex porn star girlfriend. She is better known as Mama Juggs.

Played by Angela White

• May–December Romance: She's about half Bobo's age.
• Ms. Fanservice

• Shameless Fanservice Girl: Retired from porn, but will still flash her goodies if asked.
• Tomboy and Girly Girl: Girly Girl to Bobo's Mama's Tomboy

Minor Characters

Jim Smith

''"Where's the Beer, where's the beef, wheres the big TV?, They're not here in 5 minutes, I want me f*cking Money Back!

The Big Bloke

Played by Jim Webb

• The Bully: He bullies DJBJ to dance in front of his kids in his underwear in 'Cracker Pizza'.
• Bumbling Dad: He was shown to have kids.
• Dude, Where's My Respect?: "WHERES THE BIG TV?!"
• Early-Bird Cameo: He was seen in various roles before Season 5. Jim was a bikie.
• Happily Married: As seen in 'Cracker Pizza.'

Lifesaver Les

"Well if you wanna own the fucking beach, you have to go through fucking us!"

"I'll Fuckin Bif ya mate!"

Played by Gary Who

• Arch-Enemy: Though he wasn't evil. He just thought Habib and his cousins wants to own the beach.
• Awesome Aussie: Since he is an Aussie.
• Berserk Button: Don't remind him to take over his beach or else he'll bash you.
• The Bogan: Well, he does start a fight with the Lebs when he thinks they said they "own the beach" instead of "own the bitch".
• Cluster F-Bomb: He uses it in every fuckin' sentence.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: He has a fuckin' temper.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He then realizes the Lebs said "Own the Bitch", not the beach. And later after Habib and Rocky tell him they were suppose to have a riot and they start bashing again. They later team up with the Lebs against the onlooking media crew after Pauly reveals the fact 'the media instigated the Cronulla Beach Riots' for coverage.
• Sir Swears-a-Lot:
  Lifesaver Les: "If you wanna own the fuckin beach, you had to go through fuckin us, cause we own the fuckin beach, Our Grandfathers fought in World War Fuckin 2 in this fuckin beach. Oh right, If I were you, I FUCK OFF!!"
• Workaholic: He owns the beach.
• You No Take Candle: The Lebanese (like Habib and Rocky) thought his accent was hard to understand.

Aussie Pub Guy

"Fucking Arabs. They're taking over the fucking beach! LET'S GET EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"LET'S GET 'EM!!!

Played by Craig Ward.

• Beard of Evil
• The Big Guy
• The Bogan: Well, he encourages all the other pub goers to go out and attack the Lebanese.
• The Cameo: He has been seen since Season 5. He was credit as 'Stomach Rumblin Guy' in Melbourne Cup Pizza'.
• Catchphrase: "LET's GET EM!!!"
• Fat Bastard: He calls everyone at the pub (save for Davo and Chantelle) to go and get the Lebs at Cronulla Beach.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• No Indoor Voice: He shouts every time he sees the Lebs attacking the Cronulla Beach Lifesavers from the news.
• Sir Swears Alot: When he gets aggressive.

Ronny Mc Donny (the original Ronnie Mc Doggle)

"Where's my Small Hawaiian?"

Ronnie Mc Doggle is on the phone.

Played by Andrew Doyle

• Burger Fool
• Expy/Shout-Out: He looks alot like Ronald McDonald but only he has a bowtie.
• Fiery Red Head
• Hair-Trigger Temper: "WHERE IS IT!!!"
• McDonalds: Mcdoggles is the parody of McDonalds.
• Meaningful Name
• Monster Clown: Though he has his worst.
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: He was the original Pizza version of Ronald McDonald before the movie where we will see that Ronnie Mc Doggle we know today.
• Non-Ironic Clown
• Trademark Favorite Food: Small Hawaiian Pizzas.

Ronnie Mc Doggle

"Oh, you malarka! Look what you did to my Mc-Car! You Mc-beep-ed it!"

Ronnie Mc Doggle from the Movie.

Played by George Kapiniaris

• Arch-Enemy: To Pauly Falznoni.
• Expy/Shout-Out: He (or they) looked like the orange version of Ronald McDonald.
• Burger Fool
• Meaningful Name
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: He is a Pizza's version of Ronald McDonald — who is Greek
• Non-Ironic Clown
• Verbal Tic: He uses 'Mc' as a prefix in his speech.
• Whatthe Hell Is That Accent:
  Pauly Falzoni: "What are you supposed to be, what, Ronnie Mc Doggle? and whats with the ethnic accent, everyone knows he's a Scottish American Man."

Koala Guy

Oh Right, Junkie piece of filth, you think you're so tough trying to rob an old men.

Guy in a Koala suit.

• Arch-Enemy: To Pauly.
• Bearsare Bad News: His Koala Suit. Even though Koalas aren't actually bears.
• Big Bad: He was one of the 4 Pauly's enemies in 'Refugee Pizza'.
• Butt-Monkey: He got bashed by Pauly.
• The Reveal: In 'Refugee Pizza', He was not wearing his Koala Suit. The reason why? Because He now works at the tool shop and when he saw Pauly. He wanted revenge.

Golfing Doctors

Give us that fuckin' pizza!

"What?!"

Played by Bill Bentley (Dr. Freeman), John Tomatalau (Dr. Jones) and Terry Meller (Dr. Skatefield.

• Arch-Enemy: To DJBJ. They finally got the pizza in the end though.
• Big "WHAT?!": What?!
• Freudian Trio: Dr. Freeman (Superego), Dr. Jones (Ego) and Dr. Skatefield (Id)
• Terrible Trio: To DJBJ, at least.
• A Fat Guy and Two Skinny Guys.

Old Digger/Workcove rGuy

"Mate, he said he wants to find some Lebs!"

"I can't speak Arabic, can you?"

Played by Bill Drury

• Cool Old Guy
• Hair-Trigger Temper: In Season 4, at least.

Sharona

Played by Kristy Lee Allan

• Killed Off for Real: She had an accident in the bumper car ride at night.
• Ms. Fanservice: Every employee wants her.

Alan Ford Jones

"Send these hoons back to wog land, that's what I say".

"That's what I say."

Played by Tim Carroll

• The Trickster: kind of.
• Large Ham
• Large Ham Radio
• Laser-Guided Karma: Gets bashed by Pauly for his broadcast and cocered into airing the truth.
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: He is the mixture of Allan Jones and Allan Ford.
• Straight Manand Wise Guy: Wise Guy to John Howards Straight Guy.

John Howard

"Bloody Wog Hoons."

Fake

He is a Prime Minster

Played by Phillip Scott

• Captain Obvious
• Hero Antagonist: Of course, he's the Prime Minister and he has the power, which makes the workers unhappy.
• Ivy League for Everyone: In 'Terrorism Pizza' He ordered the pizza. He reckons it tastes really good (That's from the pot plant).
• Large Ham
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: No Prime Minsters were Harmed.
• The Smart Guy: He often blinks when he lies, though.
• Straight Man and Wise Guy: Straight Man to Alan Ford Jones Wise Guy.

Leonard the Nut

"He made me disabled!"

"KILL HIM!!!"

Played by Renzo Bellato

• Big Guy: It even matches his big head.

• The Rival: Pauly made him in a wheelchair.
• Wheelchair Antics: Started in the movie. It was revealed he has broken his back by Pauly in the bumper cars.

Old Disabled Man

"You kept me waiting for two bloody hours, you said it'll be forty minutes. Just because I'm old doesn't mean you can treat me like a dickhead."

Ted Bullpit in Pizza.

Played by Ross Higgins

• Arch-Enemy: To Pauly
• Grumpy Old Man: He even uses his mop to knock Pauly down. Pauly returns the favour.
• Disabled Snarker

Dazza and Shazza

Played by Chris Franklin (Dazza)

Played by Jakalene Malanovic (Shazza)

• The Alcoholic: Dazza
• The Bogan: Both of them.
• Deadpan Snarker: Well, they're bogans, aren't they?

• Hair-Trigger Temper: Shazza

Bikie Leader

"We orderd pizza 50 minutes ago. So wheres the f*ckin food?!"

Played by Angry Anderson

• Badass: He and his Gang had a big fight with the Fat Pizza employees in the Season 4 premiere.
  • Toula and her Gang, Habib's cousins and Kev's finnaly showed up to this extreme badass fight ever seen.
• Big Bad: The Bikies have guns, he's gotta be this trope.
• Cool Bike: Every Bikies have motorcycles.
• Jerk Jock
• The Leader: He's the leader of the bikies.
• Mean Character, Nice Actor: He's not really angry in real life, AT ALL.

Beafeater Street Guy

"I ordered that fuckin' pizza, because of you, my wife has fuckin' left me!"

Played by Michael Zarakis

• Arch-Enemy: He was Pauly's first enemy ever shown.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• No Indoor Voice
• Sir Swears-a-Lot: He really did it.

RTA Nut

"KILLJUMBA!!!"

"KILLJUMBA!!!"

Played by David Gubbay

• Catchphrase: "KILLJUMBA!"
• The Dragon: to Koala Guys Big Bad from 'Refugge Pizza'.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Hand Gun: He even has one.

Stooge Teacher

"Class, take a good look at Falzoni, a prime example of a STOOGE, wasting his talent on boxing!"

"A Stooge!"

Played by Gary Who

• The Bully: He bullies his student, Pauly with the word, "Stooge".
• Catchphrase: "Stooge!" That's the word Pauly learns from.
• Sadist Teacher

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