Characters / Pamtri

Santiago

A mysterious man with an addiction to murder that looks like Father Grigori.

• Character Catchphrase: SANTIAGO
• Early Installment Character-Design Difference: As seen in his first appearance, "Who Killed Santiago," he had blue hair and a green shirt.
• Humanoid Abomination: He looks like a pretty average guy, but is 666 years old, can shapeshift and possess other characters and his mere presence creates devastating consequences each time he shows up. He's also able to eat by sucking food into his mouth like a vacuum cleaner.
• Late to the Tragedy: A rare antagonistic variation; by the time he tried to appear in Squirrel Jokes to "kill everyone", the video was already over, and the Krusty Krab was deserted.
• More Dakka: His preferred method of attack, via means of his pistol.
• Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Usually the case, given he murders almost everyone once he comes into play.
• Nonstandard Character Design: Santiago stands out from the other Pamtri characters for having a much more detailed model. Justified, since it's just Father Grigori's model.
• Number of the Beast: Santiago is 666 years old.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Chef Boyardee, as seen here.

Spongebob

• Brainwashed and Crazy: Mind-controlled by Plankton with a mind control helmet to kill Mr. Krabs and take the secret formula in "Plankton Wins".
• Morality Pet: He will kill his pet Gary and best friend Patrick but won’t kill his boss Mr. Krabs or neighbor Squidward.
• Non-Standard Character Design: In Dying for Pie, he appears as a still image with demonic black eyes with red pupils, as well as a Synchro-Vox mouth with a glow behind him for unknown reasons.
• Only Sane Man: Seems to often be the only one aware of the absurdity of specific situations, such as Sandy repeatedly asking him to feed her nuts, even though she can do so herself. However, it ultimately doesn't help much in being prone to the surreal happenings. Appears to now be subverted with The Krusty Krab Pizza.
• Reality Warper: Revealed to be able to teleport via glitching the camera in The Krusty Krab Pizza.

Patrick

• Token Good Teammate: Usually he doesn’t kill anyone. The two times he did was to revive Spongebob, and when Monkey Slave was about to kill him.

Mr. Krabs

• Character Catchphrase: "Boy-o."
• I Warned You: Stated in "The Hooks Boy-O" by Mr. Krabs himself.

The Lorax

• Character Catchphrase: "I am the Lorax. The trees say you must die." Usually with increasingly absurd botchings of his own name.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Will kill people, simply because the trees say so.

Sandy

• Big Eater: Of nuts.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Attempts to kill Spongebob when he insults Texas, before Santiago stops her claiming only he can kill Spongebob.

Plankton

• Only Sane Man: He is this in “Dying for Pie”.

Mrs. Puff

• Character Catchphrase: “Mrs. Puff always wins.”
• Foregone Victory: As she says, she always wins, no matter the circumstances.
  • Except the two times she died.
• Running Gag: MRS. PUFF AAALLLWWAAAAYYYS WIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS

Gary

• Butt-Monkey: Spongebob has killed him once and shot him another time which he survived. One of the two videos he survived he got shot anyway.
• Character Catchphrase: “MEOW”.
• Nonstandard Character Design: His head is much more detailed compared to both the rest of his model and most of the other characters'. Like Santiago, this is justified since it's just Father Grigori's head.

Shrek

• Adaptational Villainy: He hates Fiona because she's ugly to the point of killing her, and the only thing he cares about is his swamp.
• Character Catchphrase: “This is my swamp”

Squidward

• Black Eyes of Evil: His Eldritch Abomination form is shown with these.
• Creepy Blue Eyes: Squidward (in his normal form, anyway) is shown with these in Dying for Pie. However, it's unknown if this is due to Art Evolution or not.
• Driven to Suicide: Shoots himself with a gun after failing horribly at his preformance in Squidward's Suicide.
• Eldritch Abomination: Dying for Pie shows that he sees himself as one killing people he sees. He later truly transforms into said form and shoots Plankton at the end.
• I Warned You: Spongebob warns him to stop playing All Star or else he could attract a "sea bear" (AKA Santiago) in Sea Bear. He doesn't listen and gets eaten by a "Sea Bear".
• Token Good Teammate: He usually never kills anyone, but the one time he does act evil it is scarier than the other characters.

Dora

• Character Catchphrase: A lot of them:
  • “Da da da da da Dora”. In a male voice.
  • “Monkey Slave”
  • “Swiper no swiping”.
• Jerkass: Kills multiple characters at random and threatens Monkey Slave's family.

Boots/Monkey Slave

• Butt-Monkey: A literal example; has not survived a video yet at all, most characters have.
• Token Good Teammate

Swiper

• Butt-Monkey: The one time he survived a video he was shot by Dora, although he seemed to regard it as a mild annoyance more than anything.
• Character Catchphrase: “Aw maaan”.

Teletubby Pancake

• Freeze-Frame Bonus: Its only appearance.
• The Speechless: It never talks.
• Token Good Teammate: It has never killed anyone. This is a given, since it only appears for a single frame and thus have no time to do anything.

Steve

Steve from Minecraft.

• Character Catchphrase: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I am a Steve I must find the diamond and build an house.”

Colonel Sanders

• Attention Whore: He is not above performing dangerous Satanic rituals for the sole purpose of getting likes on YouTube. It doesn't end well for him, or those around him...
• Camera Fiend: The videos he stars in always feature him holding the camera.
• Manchild: He appears to be an old man, but he acts like a twenty-something vlogger in the videos he appears in.
• Token Good Teammate: Down Played, he is debatably not neccesairly an evil person or being, but considering his behavior is reminicent and likely a parody of clickbait-based vloggers, prank channels and other similar types of youtubers such as Logan Paul and ImJayStation, he's probably not too great a person especially considering his previously mentioned Attention Whore & Mischevious tendencies.
• Verbal Tic: "Guys."

The Globglogabgalab

• Dissonant Serenity: Utterly nonplussed whenever Dora kills anybody.
• Humanoid Abomination: Well, he is the Globglogabgalab.

Donkey

From Shrek.

• We Hardly Knew Ye: Dies within seconds of his introduction.
• Token Good Teammate

Karen

Karen was in the background of the Chum Bucket in “Dying for Pie”. She said “Kill me”. She gets a more prominent appearance in “Squirrel Jokes”.

• A Day in the Limelight: Actively calls the cops on Mr. Krabs in Squirrel Jokes.
• And I Must Scream: She expresses a desire to die but seems to be unable to do so, at least of her own accord.
• Flat Character: In Dying for Pie, her only character trait is an apparent desire to die.

Pops

• Came Back Wrong: In "Regular Show".
• Eldritch Abomination: After his death.

Pearl

Mr. Krabs' daughter.

• Animation Bump: Pearl is noticeably better modeled and smoother than the rest of the characters, with a smoothly animated pair of eyeballs to boot. This is in stark contrast to other characters in the scene.
• Sealed Room in the Middle of Nowhere: In Squirrel Jokes, it's revealed Pearl is locked behind a secret room in Mr. Krabs' office, laying immobile and having to be manually fed the Chum of customers by Mr. Krabs and Spongebob, and nothing else in her room aside from a television exists. With the two of them dead at the end of the episode, though...
• Uncertain Doom: Presumably about to starve to death at the end of Squirrel Jokes.