Spanning three seasons and two dimensions, that's a lot of characters
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The Staff
Good and Bad
In General
Two brothers who hosted the first season of Object Cringe.Good
- Ironic Name: He's incredibly stubborn and rude to both the contestants and Bad in spite of his appearance as an angel.
Bad
- Ironic Name: Although it was previously Meaningful Name, Bad is one of the nicest characters on the show.
- Took a Level in Kindness: Decided to be a whole lot nicer after treating everyone like Good, even performing a Heroic Sacrifice for his brother. It's unfortunate Good doesn't share the same sentiment and takes advantage of Bad's changed attitude to bully him.
Hot and Cold
In General
A couple who hosts the current third season, Object Cringe 3 and are extremely lovey-dovey despite their clashing personalities.- Foil: They behave almost exactly like the previous Object Cringe hosts. Hot is a short-fused, mood-swinging Game Show Host as well as absolutely apathetic towards the contestants, Cold is the calmer, Endearingly Dorky assistant and both appear out of the blue to host a competition. The difference being Hot and Cold's appearance and name match their personalities in addition to the two being romantically involved as opposed to one-sided Sibling Rivalry.
- Official Couple:
- Opposites Attract:
- Straight Gay: Other than being openly affectionate, Hot and Cold doesn't display any stereotypes associated with gay couples.
Hot
A light-red stick figure with flaming hairCold
A cyan stick figure with winter earmuffsThe Contestants
Debuted in Object Cringe
Blender
OC Rank: 5th, OCA Rank: N/A
Team: Love (OCA)
A lidless blender.- Commonality Connection: He became best friends with Muggy over the fact that they have no discernible personality and don't contribute much to the show.
- Platonic Life-Partners: With Muggy although this doesn't stop Burrito from trying to ship the two.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: He became increasingly cynical and temperamental over the episodes, likely stemming from Burrito's constant pestering.
Blueberry
OC Rank: 8th, OCA Rank: TBA
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), Good Is Hot (OCA)
A blueberry- Flat Character: Along with his friends, he doesn't have any outstanding personality.
- Big, Thin, Short Trio: With Frisbee and Table in their own alliance.
Burrito
OC Rank: 12th, OCA Rank: TBA, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: Love (OCA), The Scissorers/ Team Housey (OC3)
A meat burrito who is one of the three debuters that join the show.- Larynx Dissonance: She gets hits by this trope the hardest out of the female contestants since her voice is very masculine from the beginning of "Recommended Cast", her first appearance. As such, she's easily mistaken as a guy by the viewers.
- Shipper on Deck: Is completely on board with Muggy and Blender being a couple, despite both of them are Platonic Life-Partners at best. This also means she's aggressive in her pursuits to make it happen whether they like it or not. On the other hand, she supports Forky and Flaggy's relationship to a less menacing degree.
- Super-Speed: Quite downplayed but she's certainly the fastest out of the cast. This ability allowed her to debut in "Recommended Cast" by knocking all the remaining recommended characters (except Blender) off the balance beam.
Brainy
OC Rank: 1st, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), Pristine (OCA), Do you think i look cute this way? (OC3)
A brain- Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance: An intellectual, mature individual who happens to be a brain. On a more tragic note, it also highlights his declining mental state caused by the show's onslaught of emotional abuse on him.
- Berserk Button: While he doesn't show it, he absolutely hates it when somebody calls him a "sore loser"
- Butt-Monkey: Brainy has to endure verbal torment from everyone throughout the entire show with the occasional physical violence. Even after almost permanently killing the cast from a mental breakdown, they continue to bully him to the point of another mental breakdown.
- Deconstructed Character Archetype: Brainy gets the dreaded object show stereotype of being The Friend Nobody Likes, it's when the cast just decides to openly despise a neutral/nice character for no rhyme or reason (or a flimsy excuse in his case, see Disproportionate Retribution). Normally, the stereotype is Played for Laughs or as a quirky character trait but this is definitely neither of those things as the show goes on.
Moppy: [After hearing Flaggy's recap on why Brainy is hated by everyone] So what I'm getting from this is Brainy's life is completely ruined and he's been severely emotionally damaged because of something that's not even real. Brainy has been cursed to live in a life where everybody sees him the way that you do and he should be able to change that but he can't because people like you have socially constructed the idea that Brainy inherently has to be a certain way that he evidently isn't.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Him getting mildly upset and unfairly losing the rigged quiz show in "Sore Loser" is what set up the years-long trauma that drove him to the deep end.
- Kick the Dog: For as long as "Sore Loser", he's been verbally abused by the contestants which took a serious toll on his mental health.
- Informed Flaw: Everyone calls him a "stupid sore loser" since episode 7 when he's smarter than almost all of the cast combined and is never seen overly upset when losing. Unfortunately, this unfactual reminder, which is constantly drilled into his head for years on end, did a number on Brainy's self-esteem such that he actually begins to think it's true when he eventually snapped.
- No-Respect Guy: Gets insulted by almost all the contestants on a regular basis as well as receiving unjustifiable hatred over since episode 7. This is exemplified as no matter what he does, whether it's helping his team, going on a murder spree from years of repressed rage or even doing nothing whatsoever, they would never see him as anything but a "stupid sore loser".
- Pet the Dog: He finally catches a break by becoming the winner of Object Cringe (although he didn't receive anything as a prize) and found a friend in Planky. Following Object Cringe 3, Chocolate Bar came to his senses between seasons and decided to treat Brainy better by becoming his second friend.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Prone to using big words to accentuate his smartness in the earlier episodes before dropping this aspect later on.
- The Smart Guy: The most intelligent of the cast by a landslide and is able to make complex inventions like recovery centers in record time.
Bushy
OC Rank: 6th, OCA Rank: TBA, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: Good Is Hot (OCA), ... (OC3)
A cloud-shaped, shrub bush.- Ambiguous Gender:It was hard to tell from her androgynous child-like voice and Good refers to her gender as "in-between". She was confirmed to be non-binary who uses she/they pronouns by
Word of God.
- Retractable Appendages: You'll be wrong to call her limbless as she as the arms and legs hidden inside her foliage to prove it.
Chocolate Bar
OC Rank: 17th, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Love (OCA), Do you think i look cute this way? (OC3)
A 8-grid chocolate bar who is the self-proclaimed "fourth-wall breaker"- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He's known to complain about various aspects of the show, such as the basic premise of object shows being competition-based and the art style, but does give Pebble comforting advice after she badmouths Gluey and created an alternate timeline to rectify it. He also willingly becomes Brainy's friend after realizing his and the cast's horrible treatment of the latter for absolutely no reason.
- Unexplained Accent: Has a slight British accent which stands out compared to rest of the cast's American accents.
Dot
OC Rank: 19th
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC)
A floating black dot that functions a lot like a small, sentient black hole.- Ambiguous Gender: A lot of viewers presumed Dot to be male because of its voice while Clanky himself stated at one point that it is female. However, this was later disproven when Good refers to its gender as "out of bounds" in "I Didn't Do It" and confirmed in a post that it has No Biological Sex.
- The Speechless: Can only communicate in whooshing noises and by saying "Bwa-wah-wah-wah-wah!".
- Token Flyer: The only contestant with this ability.
Fidget Spinner
OC Rank: 11th
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC)
A red fidget spinner toy.- Abhorrent Admirer: to Note and boy is she horrified by this prospect.
Fidget Spinner: Hey Note since this is probably the last time I'm gonna see you, I have to tell you something. I have romantic feelings for you!
Note: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Totally Radical: His main schtick is to constantly use outdated memes and greatly annoy people with them.
Flaggy
OC Rank: 13th, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Love (OCA), The Scissorers (OC3)
A red flag pole- Divergent Character Evolution: She and Forky were stereotypical valley girls when the show began. But once their relationship started, Flaggy became driven by her emotions and takes an active leadership role for her team while Forky went in the opposite direction by being perpetually apathetic and half-heartedly participating in the show.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Was initially this with Forky until "Good On The Inside" proved otherwise.
- Official Couple: With Forky.
Forky
OC Rank: 15th, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Love (OCA), The Scissorers (OC3)
A four-pronged fork- Sudden Name Change: Had been called "Fork" in the earlier episodes of Object Cringe.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Was initially this with Flaggy until "Good On The Inside" proved otherwise.
- Official Couple: With Flaggy.
Frisbee
OC Rank: 9th, OCA Rank: N/A
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), Good is Hot (OCA)
A red frisbee- Flat Character: Along with his friends, he doesn't have any outstanding personality.
- Big, Thin, Short Trio: With Blueberry and Table in their own alliance.
Gluey
OC Rank: 7th (Quit), OCA Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Good is Hot (OCA)
A bottle of craft glue- Nice Girl: She was very understanding of "Planky" Obfuscating Stupidity to be more likable and became friends. When it turns out that was Scar Brainy controlling Planky the whole time, she still acknowledges him as her best and only friend despite the deception and being a different version of Brainy. Gluey even abandoned her home dimension so she doesn't lose Scar Brainy and followed him on his journey back to Object Cringe Again.
- Non-Gameplay Elimination: Quit the show to join Scar Brainy in his adventures back to his home dimension, never to return again.
- Scars Are Forever: Had a bowling ball lodged inside her body in "Walk The Planky" and has been there ever since.
Gravey
OC Rank: 16th, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), Pristine (OCA)
A gravestone- Armless Biped: Inverted case. While the rest of the cast is either armless, limbless or have all their limbs, Gravey is the only one with arms but no legs.
- Emo Teen: Has a grim outlook on life and expressed wanting to die multiple times throughout the show.
- Hidden Depths: He honestly thinks he doesn't deserve to win due to not giving a flying flip about the show. He prefers someone else more caring to win and takes his elimination rather gracefully.
Muggy
OC Rank: 2nd/3rd, OCA Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Love (OCA)
A light-brown coffee mug- Commonality Connection: Became best friends with Blender over the fact that they have no discernible personality and don't contribute much to the show.
- Platonic Life-Partners: With Blender although this doesn't stop Burrito from trying to ship the two.
Note
OC Rank: 10th, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC, Episode 1 -4), BWAAAAAA (OC, Episode 5- onwards), Pristine (OCA), Do you think i look cute this way? (OC3)
A music quaver note- Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance: A musically-inclined music note.
- Character Tic: Has a habit of talking in a sing-song voice before it was dropped later on.
- Monochromatic Eyes: She is one of two to have white-colored eyes as opposed to the cast's standard black.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: "How Does That Even Work" was the first time she didn't sing her dialogue due to the sheer terror of (a) Fidget Spinner becoming her Abhorrent Admirer, (b) being physically attached to him and (c) getting eliminated alongside him because of said attachment. Even Table lampshades this.
- Sticky Situation: She had her flag (the tail of a Quaver note) glued to another person's hand twice, first with Fidget Spinner and later Blender.
- Vocal Evolution: Note used to sing all her dialogue until an incident broke her flag and voice like perpetual puberty, or as she puts it "a creepy truck-driver's middle school son", then another incident restored it which let her talk normally.
Pearly
OC Rank: 20th, OCA Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Pristine (OCA)
A spherical pink pearl who is obsessed with being good-looking.- Informed Attractiveness: Claims that she's the hottest though it was quickly followed up her explaining the concept is abstract in this world since there are no definite traits or way to tell an anthropomorphic object is attractive or not.
- Pink Is Feminine: She is a pink pearl with stereotypical Girly Girl traits and.
Pebble
OC Rank: 4th, OCA Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Good is Hot (OCA)
A pebble- Best Friend: To Bushy.
- The Quiet One: She never interacts much with the cast due to her shy nature. This becomes more literal when she inexplicably lost her voice midway through "Not My Brainy" and could only speak in an audible whisper.
Pipe
OC Rank: 21st (Last place), OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), ... (OC3)
A PVC pipe- Toilet Humour: His defining trait. Needless to say that it's a good thing he got eliminated first.
- Un-person: Hot did something to him that cause the others not to remember him. This is seen when Pipe was teleported somewhere but none of his teammates noticed and in Flaggy's flashback on why Brainy is hated, Pipe is blacked out in all the scenes he appears.
Planky
OC Rank: 2nd/3rd, OCA Rank: N/A, OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: BWAAAAAA (OC), Good is Hot (OCA), Do you think i look cute this way? (OC3)
A wooden plank who ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.- Cooldown Hug: Administers one for Brainy to stop his rampage in the finale.
- Kind Hearted Simpleton: He's the only one to sympathize with Brainy's plight and comfort him. Although he unfairly hated Brainy, much like the rest of the cast, Planky saw the error of his ways and became Brainy's sole friend at the time.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: In an interesting subversion, Planky admitted to Gluey he's doing this to become likable but turns out Scar Brainy hijacked his body during that time and the actual Planky is still dumb as rocks.
- Only Friend: Brainy's only ally in Object Cringe.
- Simpleton Voice: Develops one midway into "Not My Brainy", matching his overall personality.
Table
OC Rank: 14th, OCA Rank: N/A
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), Good is Hot (OCA)
A wooden coffee table- Flat Character: Along with her friends, she doesn't have any outstanding personality.
- Big, Thin, Short Trio: With Blueberry and Frisbee in their own alliance.
Tomato
OC Rank: 18th, OCA Rank: 22nd (Last Place)
Team: The Dank Memes No The Death Kills (OC), Pristine (OCA)
A red globe tomato.- Angry Eyebrows: Permanently sports a set of excessively bushy (No, not that Bushy) eyebrows which were always set on angry.
- Flanderization: His OCA counterpart cranks his negativity up to the point of acting like a Manchild.
Debuted in Object Cringe Again
Car Keys
OCA Rank: N/A
Team: Pristine (OCA)
- Only Friend: He was the only one willing to hang out with Brainy in Object Cringe Again, not minding his "bad" reputation with the other contestants.
Chair
OCA Rank: N/A
Team: Good is Hot (OCA)
A wooden chair- Toxic Friend Influence: Only wants to be Table's best and only friend by spreading lies about Blueberry and Frisbee and taking Table hostage to keep her all to herself.
Hairball
OCA Rank: N/A
Team: Pristine (OCA)
- Shout-Out: Her hairbow looks like Bow's old asset in Inanimate Insanity.
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: Wears a pink bow and has visible eyelashes.
Kiwi
OCA Rank: N/A
Team: Pristine (OCA)
An open cross-section of a kiwi fruit.Debuted in Object Cringe 3
Feather Duster
OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: The Scissorers (OC3)
- Official Couple: With Moppy as the third pairing in the series and the second lesbian couple.
Housey
OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: ... (OC3)
- The Big Guy: Clearly the biggest contestant of the entire series and became the housing area for the eliminated contestants.
Moppy
OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: The Scissorers (OC3)
- Official Couple: With Feather Duster as the third pairing in the series and the second lesbian couple.
- The Stoner: Can be seen smoking joints in the intro and several scenes.
Pill Bottle
OC3 Rank: N/A
Team: ... (OC3)
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Was eliminated first after his jerkish, wet blanket personality gets his teammates to vote him off without second thought.
Pop Corn
OC3 Rank:
Team: Do you think i look cute this way? (OC3)
Raisin
OC3 Rank:
Team: ... (OC3)
Others
Evil Good and Evil Bad
- Evil Counterpart: Evidence by their names, they are this to Good and Bad.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Both were shooed off by Good in "Challenge Not? 4"
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Had only made 2 appearances in the show's run before disappearing off the face of the earth.
The Pirates
A band of pirates consisting of a letter R, a rum bottle, a ship anchor, a pirate hat, and a ship cannon who are respectively named R, Bottle, Anchor, Pirate Hat, and Cannon. The gang debuted in "Walk the Planky" where they befriend Planky after giving him a pirate makeover.
- Dressed to Plunder: All of them have the worksnote although Pirate Hat takes the cake with him wearing a pirate hat despite he's already one and eyepatches on both his eyes.
- Killed Off for Real: While avenging their dead shipmate, Perplexity (a combination of Good and Bad) immediately kills the rest of the crew with ease. While there are recovery centers, only the contestants are seen using them so this leaves The Pirates permanently dead.
- Talk Like a Pirate: They tend to put "Arr" in their sentences equivalent to a valley girl using the word "Like".
Goodsonas
In General
Agent
Anxiety
Beat
Creative
Love
Sad
Perplexity
Purple
Scar Brainy
The Opposite Cast (Warning: Finale Spoilers)
The situation caused by Brainy's inanimate gun and later worsen by Note's meddling, turned the main cast into what the viewers called "Knockoffs". Due to how out-of-character the contestants are, they're considered to be different from the originals and therefore require a separate folder page for them.
- Advertised Extra: They are very prominent in the trailer and sneak peeks for "Goodbye To A World" but only appear onscreen for around 2 minutes before Note turned them back.
- Gender Bender: Blueberry and Burrito are the only ones to change gender and even have visible eyelashes and a mustache respectively to prove it.
- Same Character, But Different: It's literally the main cast but had undergone drastic changes, both physically and personality-wise (sometimes parodying object show stereotypes).
- Blender, as oppose to his sullen jerkish self, became a happy-go-lucky, cane-welding Game Show Host. Inexplicably British too.
- Blueberry and Burrito switched genders with the former receiving eyelashes and the latter having a mustache. Also, Opposite Burrito gained arms and had his body rotated vertically for some reason.
- Bushy received limbs (standard ones in exchange for her muscular arms and sexy legs) and talks less child-like. Her personality is mostly the same in spite of the changes.
- Chocolate Bar Took a Level in Dumbass, speaks in demented barking, lost his arms and had his body rotated sideways. Possibly parodying random, mentally handicapped contestants in Object Shows.
- Sudden Anatomy: In addition to their out-of-whack personalities, most of the contestants had inexplicably gained and/or lose their limbs while some have rotated bodies.
- Unexplained Accent: Opposite Blender has the same British accent as Chocolate, Opposite Tomato got Russian and Opposite Flaggy has whatever accent she acquired.
