Characters for the web comic. Not Drunk Enough.
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Logan Ibarra
A regular repairman who ends up getting stuck inside of a lab full of horrifying creatures.
- Action Survivor: Logan definitely counts as this. He may be just a repairman, but he's been very good at staying alive despite the circumstances.
- Body Horror: Logan's leg has not been doing well. To be specific, one of the eye plant creatures seems to have found its way inside of the wound on his leg and is currently burrowed there. It gets worse as time goes on, eventually leading to it painfully bursting out of his leg in a mess of blood and vines.
- Character Tics: Logan tends to bite/chew on his thumb whenever he's anxious or uneasy.
- Flipping the Bird: Does this often, usually towards Varker.
- Pipe Pain: Logan's main weapon of choice so far.
- Shirtless Scene: He used his shirt to bandage a wound and has been walking around shirtless ever since. He borrows Mac's hoodie later, but it's still completely open in the front.
- Sir Swears Alot: Swears the most out of the cast.
- Unfazed Everyman: For just a regular repairman, he sure does seem to take all of the horrifying events happening in stride.
Clement Varker
A man with a few unusual features. He's looking for the person responsible for the horrifying situation they are in.
- Body Horror / Facial Horror: He has a giant mouth complete with teeth and tongue on his forehead and the skin on his arms and body are green and scaly like a snake. This appears to have been forcibly done to him by the man he is looking for.
- Brainwashed and Crazy: Seems to be what happens to him whenever he hears a certain loud sound that only he can hear. It causes him to freak out and start violently attacking Logan.
- Deadpan Snarker: Does this a few times. It's usually aimed at Logan.
- Overly-Long Tongue: The tongue in both his normal mouth and the one on his forehead is very long and thick. In fact, it's long enough to strangle Logan when Varker attacks him.
- Sanity Slippage: The mouth on his head and the mysterious sounds only he can hear have not been doing Varker well at all.
- More Teeth than the Osmond Family: His normal mouth and the one on his forehead are both filled with incredibly sharp teeth.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Especially prominent when he attacks Logan.
Maela Durant
A tough and confident women who is helping to find the man responsible for their horrifying situation.
- Action Girl: Maela is very strong and can definitely kick some ass when she needs to.
- Anime Hair: Her hair can be considered this. Apparently she uses a lot of hair gel to get it that way.
- Luminescent Blush: She gets this after seeing Bia kill a monster that attacked Logan.
- No Indoor Voice: She is described as having this.
- Only Sane Man: She seems to be keeping her shit together a lot better then Logan, Varker, and Mac are.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: The tomboy to Bia's girly girl.
Bia Heyes
A very kind and sweet women who is also helping to find the man responsible for their horrifying situation.
- Action Girl: Bia has been shown to be very skilled when it comes to defending herself and others.
- Beware the Nice Ones: She's usually very sweet, but when Logan gets attacked by a huge creature, she saves him by smashing its head off with a wooden board and kills it like it was nothing.
- Hidden Depths: She greatly enjoys playing video games such as Pokemon, and also builds her own computers.
- Little Miss Badass: She may be cute and petite, but that doesn't prevent her from being able to successfully kill with nothing but a wooden board and her heels.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: The girly girl to Maela's Tomboy.
Mackenzie Birkov
A guy who Logan runs into after being chased by Steward Drohane. He is currently searching for his dad.
- Back from the Dead: He actually died six years prior to the series. After his death, his dad became obsessed with reviving him no matter what it took. Eventually he succeeded, but it's currently unknown how he did it.
- Death Amnesia: He doesn't seem to remember dying and acts as if no time has passed
- Healing Factor: The wounds he got after getting attacked by the plant creatures completely disappeared as if they were never there in the first place. This seems to be a side effect of whatever it was that brought him back to life.
- Nice Guy: Mackenzie has been shown to be a very kind person. He helped Logan with his injury and even let him borrow his hoodie.
- Strong Family Resemblance: He looks very similar to his father.
Simon Birkov
The man responsible for the horrifying events happening in the laboratory.
- Big Bad: He appears to be this.
- Creepy Shadowed Under Eyes: Especially in the flashbacks showing him after Mackenzie's death.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Flashbacks showed that he cared for his wife Ellen and his son Mackenzie. He spent years after Mac's death trying to bring him back to life and even eventually succeeded in doing so. He also freaks out considerably when he finds out that Mac is in the lab and stops everything he's doing to find him and get him out.
- Eye Scream: A side affect of his connection to the eye plant creatures is for his eyes to start bleeding.
- Mad Scientist: Created all of the various abominations walking around as well as killed, mutated, and tortured dozens of people to complete his goals. He is also responsible for altering his own body as well as Varker's and Drohane's to have new and monstrous features.
- Scary Shiny Glasses: Has this a couple of times in both flashbacks and the present.
- Psychotic Smirk: Does this whenever doing something especially unsettling.
