John Rocha
Nickname: The Outlaw
Dan Murrell
Nickname: Dangerous
Mark Reilly
Nickname: Yodi
Jason Inman
Matt Knost
Tom Dagnino
Nickname: Finstock/Bobby Gucci/Tricky
- Dirty Coward: Has a moment of this when Josh Macuga challenges him to a 'loser is banned for a year' stipulation match. He instead gets Marc Andreyko to wear the Finstock mask in his place.
- Magnificent Bastard: While terrible at movie trivia, his orchestrations formed the baddest faction in the league, and his guidance keeps them one of the dominant threats in the Schmoedown.
JTE
- All-American Face: In is first match against Mark Reilly, he enters the ring in an army uniform and waving the flag.
- The Brute: His gaffes with the English language are infamous, but he's a force to reckoned with at movie trivia.
- Mockumentary: His horrible 2016 made him the subject of the parody short film, "Little Evil: The Rise and Fall of JTE.
Jeff Sneider
Nickname: The Insneider
Ken Napzok
Mark Donica
Emma Fyffe
Nickname: The Golden Mic
Rachel Cushing
Nickname: The Crusher
Clarke Wolfe
Nickname: Classy
Marc Andreyko
Sam Witwer
Jay Washington
Nickname: The Urban Galdiator
Stacy Howard
Nickname: Sassy
Jeannine the Machine
Markeia McCarty
Mike Kalinowski
Nickname: The Killer/KO
Kristian Harloff
Nickname: Darth/The Commissioner/The X-Factor
Mark Ellis
Nickname: Baby Carrots
Josh Macuga
Nickname: The Wildman
Brianne Chandler
Nickname: Miss Movies
Samm Levine
Nickname: The Inglourious One
Drew McWeeny
Nickname: The Godfather
William Bibbiani
Nickname: The Beast
Lon Harris
Nickname: The Professor, The Delinquent
- Epic Fail: He straight up forgot to answer a question in one team match.
Robert Meyer Burnett
Nickname: The Captain
Thadd Williams
Grae Drake
Matt Atchity
Nickname: The Kahuna
Scott Mantz
Nickname: The Mantzman
Eliot Dewberry
Nickname: The Mountain
Ben Bateman
Nickname: The Boss
- Iconic Item: He used to have a briefcase that said "The Boss" on it.
Andrew Ghai
Nickname: Dastardly
Hector Navarro
Nickname: The Nightmare
Greg Alba
John Humphrey
Nickname: The Mad Hatter
Jared Haibon
Nickname: Too Smooth
Jeremy Jahns
Nickname: The Joker
John Campea
Jon Schnepp
Nick Scarpino
Nickname: The Producer/Seducer
Ricky Hayberg
Witney Seibold
Nickname: The Beauty
Ethan Erwin
Nickname: Big Time, Mr. Erwin
Jim Vejvoda
Eric Goldman
Adam Gertler
Coy Jandreau
Nickname: Crazy
Jenn Sterger
Brad Gilmore
Nickname: The BOAT
Alex Damon
Nickname: The Demon
Mara Knopic
Adam Hlavac
Kevin Smets
Nickname: The Smasher
Paul Oyama
Nickname: Primetime
Brendan Meyer
Nickname: The Kid
Chance Ellison
Nickname: The Cobra
Winston Marshall
Eric Zipper
John Kaiser
VideoDrew
- Literal-Minded: She seems to think Jeannine the Machine really is an android. In the teams match against Time Machine, VideoDrew comments on how realistic she looks, and brought some WD40 as a gift.
- Replacement Goldfish: After the Loony Bin is broken up in the draft, she is paired with Rick Hong. She seems to think her partner is still Tom.
Tom
Rachel Silvestrini
Devon Stewart
Haleigh Foutch
Roxy Striar
Shannon Barney
Marc Edward Heuck
Grace Hancock
Nickname: The Lioness
Robert Parker
Nickname: The Spider
Bonnie Somerville
Nickname: The Smokeshow
Brandon Hanna
Nickname: The Hitman
Kate Mulligan
Nickname: The Den Mother
Ben Goddard
Nickname: The Bandit
The Barbarian
- Right-Hand Cat: Elvis, who sits on his shoulder and helps him answer questions.
Andres Cabrera
Chandru Dhandapani
Nickname: The Chosen
Adam Collins
Nickname: The Coyote
Marisol McKee
Nickname: Lady Justice
Jader Paramo
Nickname: The Hurricane
Andrew Dimalanta
Nickname: The Hunter
Paul Preston
Nickname: The Powder Keg, T.H.E.
Adam Witt
Nickname: The Razor
Saul
Thomas Harper
Nickname: The Major
Josh Horowitz
Nickname: The Carpathian
Paige Frabetti
Nickname: The Boston Badass
Griffin Newman
Nickname: Downtown
Ty Lieberman
Nickname: The Tyrant
Nickname: Good Enough
- The Stoner: When accused by Marisol of using performance enhancing drugs, he insists that they have the opposite effect.
Zaflertinflouse
Alana Jordan
Nickname: The PUN-isher
Jacoby Bancroft
Nickname: The Dealbreaker
Nick Harley
Nickname: Slick
Klee Wiggins
Nickname: The Pimp, Sweet Tea