Hitch
A crazy hitchhiker who was picked up by Lenny on his way to Vegas.
Portrayed by: Andrew J West
- Bad Guy Bar: The Yuck Stop, where Hitch and Lenny become regulars.
- Bad Samaritan: Hitch is helping Lenny's career so that he makes money for Hitch to pay off his debt.
- Bromantic Foil: Lenny's crazy companion who, despite telling him to go get laid, makes several suggestive comments and acts as if he cares a lot about Lenny.Hitch: Don't go peeking at my private parts!
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: He kills everybody he hitchhikes with
- The Corrupter: Is the reason for Lenny's descent into madness, and eventually Lenny kills Grail
- Desert Bandits: He kills and robs several people in the Mojave Desert. He does not go elsewhere and it is unknown where else he has been.
- Devil in Plain Sight: There is something obviously awful about Hitch, but Lenny is too hopeful to notice.
- Disney Acid Sequence: Lenny dreams about being on the Monte Guy show, only for Monte to peel his skin off and reveal Hitch.
- Embodiment of Vice: Being associated with the infamous 'Sin City' and in heavy debt to one of its richest people, then going on to exploit Lenny's desire for fame, Hitch is very clearly a symbol of vice and sin.
- Establishing Character Music: TQ sings 'A Good Man is Hard to Find' as Lenny makes his deal with Hitch
- Everyone Has Standards: Hitch despises how casinos exploit peoples' greed and expresses anger at the way certain people treat others with disrespect (possibly subverted as he uses it to his own advantage)
- Evil Mentor: Hitch acts as a mentor and manager to Lenny, eventually driving him mad.
- Fashionable Evil: His outfit is cool and camp, but many would consider him a villainous fashion victim.
- Fighting the Lancer: Lenny goes along with him (reluctantly) until he has to kill him to save Grail
- Flat Character: No matter how entertaining the viewers may find him, Hitch is mostly a caricature as the movie spoofs and references several older movies.
- Hobos: Probably homeless. Hitchhikes literally everywhere.
- Idealist vs. Pragmatist: Lenny is the idealist, wanting to audition for the Monte Guy show, while Hitch is the Pragmatist who encourages him to start small.
- Indispensable Scoundrel: Lenny keeps him around because he wants to become a comedian, and later because they've killed too many people and he can't get out of it.
- Insecure Protagonist, Arrogant Antagonist: The arrogant antagonist to Lenny's insecure protagonist.
- NEET: Before the story, he was in debt and hitchhiking constantly. He loses this once he becomes Lenny's manager, but it isn't really a job.
- Odd Friendship: Why are they hanging out? Grail definitely senses that something is up.
- Serial Killer: He kills everyone he hitch-hikes with until Lenny offers him a job.
- Would Hit a Girl: When he kidnaps Grail, he expresses reluctance to hurt her but prepares to go through with it.
