Freshy Kanal Part 7 / Characters

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Huggy Wuggy vs. The Rolling Giant

Huggy Wuggy

Voiced by: McGwire

"Don't come looking for a flower inside Poppy's domain!"

Attention Whore: The Rolling Giant accuses Huggy of loving attention.
Boring Insult: He calls the Giant's series "boring as fuck".
Deadly Hug: He contemplates giving a tight hug to the Giant to squeeze the life out of him.
Follow the Leader: invoked The Giant accuses Wuggy's game of ripping off trends.
More Popular Replacement: invoked The Giant claims that Wuggy won't be missed after being replaced by his Distaff Counterpart, Kissy Missy.
More Teeth than the Osmond Family: He boasts that his razor-sharp teeth could chop the Rolling Giant into bite-sized pieces.
Oh, Crap!: When The Giant's second verse starts, he has this reaction upon hearing the mall staff announcement.
Overshadowed by Controversy: invoked The Giant tells him he has no right to battle given all the controversy surrounding MOB Entertainment.
Perpetual Smiler: He keeps the grin on all the way through.
Suckiness Is Painful: Wuggy thinks sitting through the Giant's tape is torture.

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal

"Let's put this on tape, so you'll learn in time."

Abandoned Area: Wuggy makes fun of his mall not being used.
Assist Character: The mall staff's voice over the intercom helps set up the start of his second verse.
Badass Boast: Drops this impressive one in his second verse:
Don't bother a monolith made to honor a botanist or next time we're talking "Poppy's", your grave will have them on top of it!
Boring Insult: He says the scariest thing about Huggy's game was how much he had to pay for it.
Celebrity Resemblance: Wuggy compares The Giant to a dried up version of Cr1TiKaL.
Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Wuggy encourages him to embrace his French nature by putting his hands up in surrender, on account of him being based off a Real Life statue of a French botanist.
Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Wuggy points out his pale skin.
French Jerk: He speaks with a French accent and is definitely not a nice being.
Genius Loci: The whole mall starts shaking and moving during his second verse, though like The Oldest View, it's unclear exactly how the Giant initiates it.
Nightmare Retardant: invoked Wuggy is unimpressed with his supposed jumpscare.

Cupid vs. Leprechaun vs. The Easter Bunny

Voiced by: The Stupendium

"You're no match for the matchmaker, 'cause I rhyme gold!"

Can't Hold His Liquor: After the Leprechaun gives him booze, he's too sloshed to rap coherently and accidentally shoots the Easter Bunny in the ass.
Cupid's Arrow: The Trope Namer himself; he accidentally shoots the Easter Bunny with one of his love-arrows, hypnotizing the rabbit into falling for the Leprechaun.
Double Standard: Rape, Divine on Mortal: The Easter Bunny calls him out for forcing people to fall in love against their will.
Easter Bunny: Hey, naked baby, stop playing with lives like they were dolls
Grabbing them and smacking them together by their genitals!
I spread cheer and love without "conquering" people!
This toddler's too busy going "Free willy!"; he forgot about free will!
Dry Crusader: He takes issue with the Leprechaun's promotion of alcohol use, claiming that it ruins families.
"Lep, I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open
'Cause my shots make families; yours leave them broken!"
The Teetotaler: He brags about staying sober… until the Leprechaun manages to convince him to get hammered as a means to take the edge off.

Voiced by: Freeced

"I'll down me Guinness, and when there's a record, I will scratch it!"

I Banged Your Mom: He claims to have slept with Venus and subsequently might be Cupid's father.
Life of the Party: He brags about livening up every pub he enters.
While you're flying around, tryna fix the sobbing and mourning
I'm shouting "Another round!" until the top of the morning!
Literal Ass-Kicking: He threatens to put his new shoes up the Easter Bunny's rabbit-hole.
Money Fetish: He's got lots of gold and doesn't intend on sharing it.
The Pigpen: Cupid claims the Leprechaun has an odor like a pig.
Silly Rabbit, Romance Is for Kids!: He sees Cupid as naïve for his belief in true love.
Forget your picket fence; marriages are in distress!
Divorce rates are crazy; 50/50 Cupid shits the bed!
You Need to Get Laid: Cupid mocks the Leprechaun for being too gross and unattractive to get a date.
Cupid: Who'd give you a chance? You're a stupid little man!
Last prom, I saw you cry enough to do a riverdance!

Voiced by: Littleflecks

"I'm no Saint, but they give it up for the Easter Bunny, Lent free!"

Abhorrent Admirer: When Cupid accidentally makes the Easter Bunny fall in love with the Leprechaun, the latter wants no part of it and tries to flee.
Explosive Breeder: Referenced when Cupid snarks that the Easter Bunny is the only rabbit who's not good at multiplying. Once Cupid's Arrow takes its effect, however, the Bunny expresses a desire to have multiple children with the Leprechaun.
Interspecies Romance: Not only does Cupid theorize that the Bunny is a product of a rabbit-and-bird pairing, but the Bunny himself is later hypnotized into falling in love with a clearly-reluctant Leprechaun.
Intoxication Ensues: When he takes Cupid's Arrow right up Main Street, he describes the effects like a drug.
"What is this feeling? So lovey-dovey and funny...
I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies.
I've got a fluttering tummy; I'm seeing double and hazy."
Killer Rabbit: He claims he can slash his opponents' throat with ease.
Mister Seahorse: While hypnotized by Cupid's Arrow, the Easter Bunny says he wants to have kids with the Leprechaun; how this would even be possible is anyone's guess.
Shot in the Ass: A shitfaced Cupid accidentally shoots the Easter Bunny in the ass with a love arrow.
Whale Egg: Cupid wonders why the Easter Bunny, a mammal, is so associated with egg-laying, and speculates he's the product of an Interspecies Romance.
Cupid: 'Cause you shouldn't lay eggs; I might've fucked up your parents!