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The Host
Chocolate Bar
Voiced by: WebzForevz
The host of the show.- Game Show Host:
- Heteronormative Crusader: Is shown to be this in episode 7, almost eliminating everyone for being LGBT.
Gummy Bear
Voiced by: WebzForevz
Current contestants
In General
- The Chew Toy: They are often under the end of the shtick.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Everything they say to act is about as trippy as they sound, although over time, this trait gets toned down.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: They may be Gadflies at times, but they have their moral compasses.
- Sanity Ball: Depending on the episode, one contestant may pass it onto another. A contestant might be the smart one keeping the team on track one challenge before becoming as stupid as their teammates the next.
Broomer
S1 Rank: 10th (Last place), S2 Rank: 3rd
Team: Volume (S1), Heathers (S2E1-8), Time Traveling Baby Orphans (S2E9-onwards)
Voiced by: WebzForevz
A broom who’s a jock.- Manly Gay: He’s a masculine jock who’s in a relationship with Chalky.
- Real Men Wear Pink: He likes the color pink and is fine with a pink-colored base. Lampshaded by him when he says that despite being a jock, he doesn’t have fragile masculinity.
Chalky
S1 Rank: 6th, S2 Rank: 1st
Team: Volume (S1), Are We Even on the Show (S2)
Voiced by: WebzForevz
A piece of chalk who many in-universe consider bland and stupid. Clay
Diary
Rank: 11th
Team: Heathers
Voiced by: WebzForevz''
- Absurd Phobia: She's afraid of trash cans, for some reason.Diary: No, I'm terrified of trash cans! (plunges a knife into her chest)
Feather
S2 Rank: 13th
Team: Heathers (Captain)
Voiced by: deedo886 (S2E1-6), InterstellarLizard (S2E10-present)
Gumball Machine
Headset
S2 Rank: 10th
Team: Are We Even on the Show
Voiced by:
Latte
S2 Rank: 4th
Team: Time Traveling Baby Orphans
Voiced by: WebzForevz
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Very much so.
Mango
S1 Rank: 2nd, S2 Rank: 15th (Last place)
Team: Punching Bag (S1), Traveling Baby Orphans (S2)
Voiced by: Mango78910
- Harpo Does Something Funny: Apparently, Mango doesn't have any written lines. They just send the script to Mango 78910, and he sends back what he thinks is funny.
Moonstone
S1 Rank: 4th, S2 Rank:
Team:Volume (S1), Are We Even on the Show (Captain, S2)
'Voiced by: WebzForevz
Nail
S1 Rank: 9th, S2 Rank: 2nd
Team: Punching Bag (S1), Traveling Baby Orphans (S2)
Voiced by: WebzForevz
Poison
SharkBearBerry
S2 Rank: 9th
Team: Heathers
Voiced by:
- Fourth-Wall Observer: While everyone has Medium Awareness, he's the only one to fully utilise the fact that their world is a cartoon.
- Heroic BSoD:
- Mix-and-Match Critter:
- The Runt at the End: While everyone has Medium Awareness, he's the only one to fully utilise the fact that their world is a cartoon.
Smartie
S2 Rank: 7th
Team: Are We Even on the Show
Voiced by: BrannFlakes (S2E1-4)Niall Burns (S2E4-present)
Tub of Lard
Past Contestants
Click
S1 Rank: 7th
Team: Punching Bag
Voiced by: WebzForevz
Cracker
S1 Rank: 1st
Team: Punching Bag
Voiced by: WebzForevz
English Muffin
S1 Rank: 8th
Team: Volume
Voiced by: WebzForevz
Micro
S1 Rank: 5th
Team: Volume
Voiced by: WebzForevz (S1E1-2), MegaAnimazing (S1E3-present)
Muffin
S1 Rank: 3rd
Team: Punching Bag
Voiced by: WebzForevz