These are the characters appearing in the Detective Nigbone machinima.
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New York Police Department
Detective Nigel "Nigbone" Bone'part
- Characterization Marches On: First episode showcases Nigbone as an overall incompetent cop, who is only able to get his job done when he tricks a witness into confessing a crime, in stark contrast to later episodes, which showcase him as weird and unfriendly, but otherwise Great Detective.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Detective Nigbone fits this pretty well, given how he tends to work.
- The Cuckoolander Was Right: His main trait, put on full display in episode 3. Everyone in the PD calls the serial killer the Vampire Killer because he's known to drain out the blood of his victims. Nigbone insists that he is the Ass Tickla because he likes to tickle asses, and gets ridiculed for the insistence. Turns out that, despite conflicting forensic evidence, the Vampire Killer does tickle asses of his upcoming victims.
- Cowboy Cop: He's out to solve all da crimes, badge or no badge.
- The Determinator: Once Nigbone is assigned to a case, he will not stop until it is solved.
- Good Is Not Nice: He'll solve da crimes and keeps the town clean, but don't expect him to be nice to anyone while he's doing it.
- Papa Wolf: He is pretty protective towards children, often causing more chaotic antics to ensure.
- Politically Incorrect Hero: He has been shown to be pretty prejudiced towards homosexuals throughout the series
- Only Sane Man: Inverted. Nigbone is pretty much the only one who isn't sane.
- Played Straight in the prequel "Five Crimes at Freddy's" however.
- Scary Black Man: Very much so. He frequently gets violent or starts either threatening or insulting people if things don't work out the way he intended them to.
- Your Mom: He absolutely loves to make these kinds of jokes at other's expense.
Detective Kaczynski
Nigbone's partner, who was originally one of the officers in NYPD, before getting promoted to Detective.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: He's the Sensitive Guy to Nigbone's Manly Man.
Detective Fleming
Sergent Monroe
Officer J.J. Collins
Criminals
The Vampire Killer aka "The Ass Tickler"
A serial killer running loose in the city, who drinks the blood of his victims (and molests their assholes, according to Nigbone).
- Ass Shove: Nigbone insists that he keeps shoving his fingers up peoples assholes and hence calls him "Ass Tickler", though there is no forensic evidence to back this up and everyone thinks he's just being crazy. At the end, it turns out that Nigbone was right about the case all along.
The Unnamed Killer
Jimmy Regaysi
Gaybriel Regaysi
Civilians
Misty Jizz
Brody Calan
A gay man with bizarre sexual fetishes
- Lovable Sex Maniac: he is a pretty nice guy despite his weird and perverted fetishes.
