Characters related to the main cast of Academy of Merlin.
Other Family
Cessy Cortez
Elvira's older sister and also an Organization member. Currently investigating a stolen weapon.
- Determinator: Totally determined to solve the case of the missing superweapon.
- Iconic Item: The compass hanging around her neck.
- New Meat: To the Secret Organization, and yet, she's on a very important case. Turns out it was given to her because she was the only person around at the time.
Friends/Enemies
Skye
An older woman that used Finley for experimentation.
- Lack of Empathy: Doesn't care that Fin lost their leg because of their experiments.
- Manipulative Bitch: Manipulated Fin to use them for experimentation.
Friends
Goldenrod/Kitty
A cat. Just a cat. Just a regular old cat. Definitely not a shapeshifter or anything.
- A Form You Are Comfortable With: When she transforms out of a cat, she generally wears a human form to make others comfortable.
- Hurricane of Puns: Spews cat puns. All the time. All. The. Time.
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: Can change forms at will.
- Walking Spoiler: There's a reason most of Goldenrod's page is whited out.
Parents
Marta
Simon's mother. A very proper and refined woman who is very no nonsense about what goes down in her household.
- I Have No Son!: Erased Merchant from the family herself.
- Parental Favoritism: Favors her daughter, Ceana, over her firstborn, Simon.
- Power Crystal: Wore a firestone around her neck for years and never realized it.
Other Family
Ceana
Simon's sister, who just wants the best for her brother.
- Cheerful Child: A very optimistic woman.
- Muggle: Like the rest of her family. She also lacks Sight.
- Nice Girl: Overall a very nice person, if a little naive on what's the best for her brother.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Advised Simon to go to a mental facility because he kept "seeing things". In reality, he was just Seeing where she was Blind, and the resulting treatment completely trashed his mental state.
Parents
Dad
Scarlett's blood father, passed away.
- Back from the Dead: Scarlett's plan appears to be to bring him back from the dead via paint magic and being the actual ruler of Hell. Though this got dashed.
- Death by Origin Story: Killed in a car crash years and years before.
- Good Parents: Apparently a good father before he died.
- Precious Photo: Scarlett painted a portrait of him and carries it around. It seems she was intending to use the portrait, and her magic skills with art, to bring back to life through it.
- Unnamed Parent: Just referred to as Dad.
Mom
Scarlett's blood mother. She remarried in order to keep her and her daughter's lifestyle, but the price was quite heavy.
- Domestic Abuse: When Scarlett isn't home, her stepfather turns on her mother.
- Good Parents: A good mother, willing to put up with a lot to keep her and her daughter financially secure.
- Muggle: She's a mundane, and learns about the magick world through Scarlett.
- Proper Lady: Acts as someone befitting of her class.
- Unnamed Parent: Just known as Mom.
Father
Scarlett's stepfather. Scarlett's mother remarried after her father died, but...
- Abusive Dad: Takes a lot of anger out on Scarlett, and also blames her for many of his business deals going south.
- Abusive Parents: Physically and emotionally abusive towards both Scarlett and her mother, but it's difficult to tell that from the outside.
- Affably Evil: Sort of. He puts up an act of being very warm and welcoming, but it comes down when they're alone.
- Death by Falling Over: Scarlett pulled him over a staircase railing and died along with him. The only difference is she expected to come back.
- Domestic Abuse: Primarily against Scarlett, but according to her, against her mother as well when she isn't around.
- Staircase Tumble: Dragged over the edge of a staircase to his doom.
- Stepford Smiler: A very polite man around others, to the point that you wouldn't expect the same man to be the one abusing his wife and stepdaughter at home.
- Unnamed Parent: His name is never revealed. He's just known as the stepfather.
Friends
Andrea
The maid for the Heynes and a major part of Scarlett's support system at home.
- Boyish Short Hair: Keeps her hair short, around her shoulders. It's a little longer straightened out, but she doesn't do that very often.
- Kindly Housekeeper: Very polite and really does want the best for Scarlett.
- Muggle: Everything she knows about the magick world, she learned from Scarlett.
Charlie
The chef for the Heynes and a major part of Scarlett's support system at home. A huge showoff.
- Cool Big Bro: He acts much more like an older brother than an employee of the house.
- Muggle: Everything he knows about the magic world, he learned from Scarlett.
- Supreme Chef: Cooks all the Heynes' meals. The supreme master of the kitchen. (And yes, he's asked to be referred to as such.)
Enemies
Lucifer
Yes, you're reading this correctly. The ruler of Hell himself.
- Affably Evil: A very polite guy, but it's very clear that losing the Deeds to Scarlett is angering him more than he's letting on.
- The Bad Guys Win: Succeeded in tricking Scarlett and destroying her soul.
- Chess with Death: The game Scarlett has been playing with him. If she wins, she gets her hands on all Nine Circles of Hell. If she loses... well. He won.
- Circles of Hell: Rules over all nine. Well, he used to, anyway. He never actually handed them over to Scarlett; he just made her think he did.
- A Form You Are Comfortable With: With the kids, at least, he takes the form of a man in his early thirties. Except with red skin. And horns. And a tail.
- The Gambler: Quite fond of playing games - it's how Scarlett got her hands on the first Circle Deed in the first place.
- Graceful Loser: When A-Team beat him in the game for Limbo, he gave up the Deed willingly. One wonders what games he's playing.
- Manipulative Bastard: He's clearly a bad influence on Scarlett, but Scarlett refuses to admit it. As it turns out, he's been manipulating her actions all the while. The Circle Deeds were fake, and he convinced her that she was not only the queen of Hell, but she also got all the powers attached to the position, such as immortality.
- Mark of the Supernatural: His demonic nature is visualised in his eyes, with one being white with a white sclera, and the other red with a black sclera.
- Obviously Evil: He's the Devil. He's the DEVIL. YOU DON'T GET ANY MORE EVIL THAN THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
- Older Than They Look: The form he takes looks young, but he's probably older than even Carrmin.
- Satan: No, literally. This is literally Satan.
- Smoking Is Cool: Probably the reason he smokes, considering he's an immortal demon that has no fear of dying from lung cancer.
Scarionette
Scarlett's body, turned into Lucifer's personal plaything.
- Empty Shell: A combination of Scarlett's body and whatever the hell Lucifer put in it.
- Genki Girl: Constantly excited.
- Marionette Motion: She moves very jerkily, as if attached to strings.
- Overdrawn at the Blood Bank: Has a wound on her head from when Scarlett originally committed suicide.
- Perpetual Smiler: Unable to stop smiling, which as Scarlett's body is kind of horrifying to see. Her face is clearly not built for the task, so the folds in the skin are disturbing.
- Soulless Shell: Whatever Lucifer put in there probably doesn't have much of a soul.
- Wound That Will Not Heal: Purposely invoked by Lucifer. Scarionette has a head wound left over from Scarlett launching herself over the stair railing that will never stop bleeding.
Parents
The Maker
A mysterious alchemist that's seeking his "Magnum Opus".
- Ax-Crazy: Put the remainder of Ice Cream Team and an SO squad through hell simply because it amused him.
- The Bad Guy Wins: Sure, Ice Cream got Magnus's body back, but they lost his gem.
- Cute and Psycho: Maker is cute. The rest of him sure as fuck isn't.
- Faux Affably Evil: He might act polite, but he's still pretty openly a jerk.
- Giggling Villain: He laughs a lot when he speaks.
- Jumping Off the Slippery Slope: Never really questions if what he's doing is wrong or not. He just does it without any regards to the moral implications.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: When he showed up in Justus, he was clearly angry and didn't bother to keep up the Affably Evil facade he'd previously had in his labyrinth.
- Offing the Offspring: He only wants Magnus for his Gem Heart, which happens to be the thing keeping Magnus alive.
- Older Than They Look: It's not really obvious how old he is, since he's been operating on himself with regularity.
- Professor Guinea Pig: Experimented on himself a lot.
Friends
Mother
Not Magnus's actual mother, obviously, more like his caretaker. She assisted in Ice Cream and SO Trio's escape from the Maker.
- Big Damn Heroes: Went against her master and returned everyone's channelers.
- Body Horror: Created from various parts of dead people.
- Our Homunculi Are Different: She stands out, as she's not as perfect as Magnus but not as monstrous as the other Parvum.
- The Speechless: The Maker cut out her tongue.
Crescend
A mysterious masked figure that appeared in Justus and is somehow connected to the Maker and Magnus. Turns out to be Magnus in a different body.
- Badass Longcoat: A long, black coat.
- Badass Normal: Implied with how they took out the Parvum without using magic, and was unable to Break the soul gems afterwards. And he went against Seth without magic, and actually beat the kid up pretty badly.
- I Never Told You My Name: Somehow knows Ziza, Ty, Camille, and Bambi's names despite never being told. He knew their names because he's actually Magnus.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Has only given out their name as Crescend.
- Scarf of Asskicking: Wears a bright yellow scarf and can hold his own against the Parvum.
Enemies
The Parvum
Several homunculi gone horribly wrong.
- Artificial Zombie: The Parvum are essentially stitched together body parts that have been given an alchemized soul.
- Body of Bodies: Every Parvum is described differently. Some are more humanoid, while others resemble spiders... one's even been described to resemble a centipede with the amount of limbs it has.
- Gem Heart: Homunculi souls are housed in their soul gems, located somewhere on their body.
- Multi-Armed and Dangerous: Just about every Parvum encountered has multiple limbs.
- Purple Is Powerful: The soul gems that contain their artificially made souls are purple.
Friends
Affe
One of Potato's old associates. Burned to a crisp.
- Beware the Silly Ones: He may have his dorky tendencies, but Affe is not someone to go up against. They fended off several dwarves that tried to arrest Potato, after all.
- Broken Tears: Sheds these upon learning that Luce is dead.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Quite suddenly and unexpectedly flambe'd to death.
- Family-Unfriendly Death: Burned to a crisp by the dragon. Bonus points to Rowan for not being able to actually see the flames, so he watched it happen in all its horrific glory.
- Killed Off for Real
Luce
One of Potato's old associates. Strong in a fight, and able to hold her own against the dwarves while breaking Axel out. Bludgeoned to death.
- Beware the Quiet Ones: Luce doesn't say much, and when she does it's very soft. But you do not want to go up against her in a fight. Unless you have a brick.
- Family-Unfriendly Death: Hit on the head, over and over, with a rock, until she stopped moving.
- Killed Off for Real
- The Quiet One: Doesn't really say that much.
Axel
One of Potato's old associates. Recently broken out of prison. At a heavy, heavy price.
- Badass in Distress: Was in jail, until food group broke him out.
- The Driver: Drove the car during the getaway.
- Jerkass: He really wasn't worth rescuing, considering he ditched the kids as soon as they got to Cabbage's place.
Parents
Xiu Liang
Bambi's mother. Whereabouts unknown.
- Missing Mom: Disappeared for unknown reasons.
- Parental Abandonment: Left Bambi at the bus stop and told her she'd be back. She never returned. And yet, she's somewhere. Shun claimed that Xiu had met with him the day before Ice Cream Team found him.
Other Family
Shun
Bambi and Chang's godfather. Very bad at keeping up with the lingo of today.
- Marionette Master: Controls Doll with complete ease.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: He may act like a bit of a ditz, but Shun is definitely no idiot. Probably.
- Speaking Like Totally Teen: Talks like this in an attempt to bond with Bambi's friends.
Doll
Shun's Creepy Doll that he uses to get around.
- The Needless: Comes with being a golem. Doll doesn't need to sleep, eat, or breathe.
- The Sleepless: It's a golem, so it doesn't need to sleep.
- The Speechless: Shun didn't create it with vocal chords.
Friends
Pigolem/Chang Liang
Bambi's golem companion in the shape of a pig. Possessed by her dead younger brother, Chang.
- Back from the Dead: Chang has possessed the keystone in the golem in order to continue watching over his sister.
- Deadpan Snarker: Surprisingly snarky for a clay pig.
- The Needless: Par for the course as a golem. Pigolem doesn't need to sleep, eat, or breathe.
- Soul Jar: Not actually a true golem - Pigolem is possessed by Chang, Bambi's dead younger brother.
- The Speechless: Can't speak, so he communicates with dirt.
An
Bambi's mentor.
- The Mentor: To Bambi. The person Bambi trusts most over everyone else.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Receives one of this from Ziza and Ty about their abandoning Bambi despite knowing where she was the entire time.
Fa
Childhood friends of Fa and Xiu.
- Lipstick Lesbian: Xiu's primary lover, when Xiu is around.
Enemies
Changolem
A golem in the shape of Chang, Bambi's dead brother.
- Artificial Human: Just a golem built in the shape of a person.
- The Berserker: Attacks Ice Cream Team, though it was temporarily calmed by Bambi's violin until Ziza could remember to cast ha-tep.
- Doppelgänger: To Chang, most definitely on purpose.
- Music Soothes the Savage Beast: Was calmed down when Bambi played her violin.
Parents
Alexandra Lockwood
Rowan's mother. Does a lot of work overseas in Lithuania.
- Blue Blood: Comes from old money, like her husband.
- Manipulative Bitch: She's up to something in Lithuania, and whatever it is, it's not good for Gil's home.
- Non-Idle Rich: Actually goes out and does work frequently.
- Parental Neglect: She's rarely home, and when she is it's never for long. Alexandra hardly even considers her son worthy of her time, and when she dropped in on him for his birthday she gave him the same book he was already reading.
Benjamin Lockwood
Rowan's father. See the council page.
Friends
Whit/ney Emberkeep
A genderfluid half-elf that serves in the Lockwood household. Looking forward to getting out of the Lockwood household.
- Badass in a Nice Suit: Dresses neatly and kicks a lot of ass.
- Battle Butler: As Rowan's servant, Whit tends to have to get Rowan out of sticky situations. Regularly.
- Big Damn Heroes: You can count on them to show up at the last second to get Rowan out of danger if they're nearby.
- Devoted to You: Whitney is very much dedicated to Rowan, following him in his quest to restructure the Council from the inside out.
- Drives Like Crazy: When they're in a hurry, Whit tends to floor the accelerator a little too hard.
- Hopeless with Tech: Cannot figure out how the hell to change their ringtone. At all. Rowan makes fun of them for it.
- Hypercompetent Sidekick: Both plays this straight and averts it in the case of Rowan. On the one hand, they're much more powerful than he is and is capable of getting him out of nasty situations. On the other hand, they're a complete dumbass that didn't go to anyone for help when they got shot.
- Knight in Sour Armor: A very cynical Battle Butler that views the world through jade lenses.
- Perpetual Frowner: Almost always frowning.
- Roaring Rampage of Rescue: If Rowan is in danger, they'll rescue him, and they don't really care what they have to do and who they have to hurt to do it.
- Servile Snarker: Has a sharp tongue, and isn't afraid to use it against Rowan.
- Thicker Than Water: With both Rowan and Ronna. Whit is very much dedicated to both, and related to both by blood.
- The Unfettered: First priority: Rowan's safety. Second priority: The Witch's Treasure.
- Walk on Water: The only explanation for how they managed to reach the boat in their first appearance. Justified as they're a waterwielder.
Delilah Emberkeep
An elf that serves in the Lockwood household. Mother of Whit/ney.
- Drives Like Crazy: Does Delilah even know how traffic lights work? Red does not mean speed up.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: A very sweet woman with golden hair.
- Kindly Housekeeper: Responsible for cleaning the entire Lockwood estate and one of the nicest people connected to Rowan.
- Maid: The only one in the Lockwood estate. Responsible for cleaning the rooms, folding laundry, keeping the place orderly, and, when the chef is out, cooking. Which is often.
- Mysterious Past: Delilah doesn't exactly talk about herself very much.
- Parental Substitute: To Rowan. She's certainly more of a mother to him than his own mom is.
- Supreme Chef: Is this, according to Rowan.Rowan: Nobody beats Delilah's cooking.
Parents
Nuit Meleeka
Ziza and Seth's mother.
- Artifact Collection Agency: With her husband and brother-in-law. Nuit is in charge of identifying and cataloging the artifacts that Ramses and Sebastian dig up.
- Blow You Away: She's a windwielder, and often uses it to clean off artifacts her husband and brother-in-law bring in.
- Non-Action Guy: She doesn't do the fighting with her husband and brother-in-law; she would rather work at the Directory and organize the items they bring in.
Sebastian Meleeka
Ziza and Seth's father.
- Action Dad: Father of three and regularly beats up shabtis protecting treasures.
- Adventure Archaeologist: Ventures into tombs and pilfers magick artifacts for a living with his brother, Ramses.
- Artifact Collection Agency: With his wife and brother. Sebastian and Ramses go into the tombs and take anything magick out.
- Bold Explorer: His job is literally to uncover dig sites and steal from them before mundanes do.
- Cultured Badass: A scholar that spends his days going dungeon diving, essentially.
Other Family
Asa Meleeka
Ziza and Seth's brother. Ziza's twin. Didn't get a letter to Merlin, unfortunately.
- Bold Explorer: Just as interested in exploring dig sites as Ziza.
- Dual Wield: While Ziza uses her armlet, Asa uses a more curious channeler - a key that snaps in two.
- Genius Bruiser: Clever and hits hard.
- In-Universe Nickname: Osiris.
- Improbable Weapon User: Uses a specially-made key.
- Technician vs. Performer: The Technician to Ziza's Performer. While Asa will always run into a fight, unlike his sister he'll try to whip up a plan on the fly.
- Twin Banter: If the drabble Jen posted on Evernote is anything to go by, he engaged in this regularly with Ziza.
- Variable-Length Chain: The cord his key is tied to can change its length as Asa wills it to.
Jack Shemm'sa
Ziza and Seth's cousin, who stayed at Simon's cart. He accidentally sent his sister, Bast, to the Duat.
- Animal Motif: Associated with dogs.
- Bad Powers, Good People: He possesses the ability to send people's souls to the Duat. Despite that, he's a fairly quiet, gentle person.
- Beware the Quiet Ones: For such a quiet, awkward dude, Jack sure could dish out a helping of pain.
- Big Eater: Eats a lot to maintain his constant aura, which helps dampen his riverchild abilities.
- Cannot Spit It Out: A lot of harm could probably be avoiding if Jack assisted Ziza and told her what he knew.
- Combat Pragmatist: Doesn't really adhere to any 'rules' of combat, though he's not quite as bad as cousin Seth.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Jack is very good at delivering these, specifically to his own family members. He regularly beat Ziza in sparring and beat Seth within an inch of his life before Ziza intervened.
- Dark and Troubled Past: His riverchild status alienated him from just about everyone else, and the only person that believed he should be allowed to live, Bast, died by his own hand.
- Dog Food Diet: Not even out of necessity. Jack just genuinely likes dog treats.
- Dragged Off to Hell: His bare touch, as a riverchild, severs the connection between body and soul and banishes the soul to the Duat.
- Eye Scream: His right eye is missing. Not blinded, not marred, just missing. It mirrors Ziza's missing left eye.
- Foil: His personality almost directly contrasts Ziza's. Where she's social, he can barely interact with people outside his family. Where she's ambitious, he's humble. Where she's optimistic, he's pessimistic. Ziza often acts on a whim, while Jack will look before he leaps.
- Guyliner: Wears eyeliner, like Ziza, in an Egyptian style.
- Hates Being Touched: Fears being touched by anyone and will completely avoid it if possible.
- Hiding Behind Your Bangs: Wears his hair to cover the right half of his face. It conceals his missing eye.
- In-Universe Nickname: Anubis, though only Ziza calls him this.
- The Medic: He's a healer by necessity—Aura helps keep his riverchild abilities at bay.
- No Social Skills: Not very good at talking with people outside his family.
- Power Glows: His constant pulsing of Aura invokes this.
- Perpetual Frowner: He's very quiet and doesn't smile very much at all.
- Phosphor-Essence: He glows all the time, because he's nearly always casting Aura for some unknown reason.
- The Runaway: Left Cairo without permission.
- Super-Strength: Outrageously strong, for some reason.
- Tranquil Fury: His face doesn't change when he's pissed and somehow that's the scariest thing of all.
- Touch of Death: His bare touch separates body and soul and throws the soul in the Duat, thanks to his status as a riverchild. It's basically murder.
- Unstoppable Rage: Jack's moments of fury are quick and brutal, and he's impossible to stand up against in the middle of them. The only real suggestion of this is his brute strength that he uses against Ziza when she angers him on purpose.
- Would Hit a Girl: Doesn't have a problem tossing Ziza into the wall.
Bast Shemm'sa
Jack's sister and Ziza and Seth's cousin. Dead.
- Death by Origin Story: Died from a house fire several years ago.
- Heroic Sacrifice: She died so Jack could live.
- House Fire: The cause of her death.
- Kindhearted Cat Lover: Kept a TON of cats. They all died, mysteriously, though.
- Make It Look Like an Accident: Bast's death was covered up in quite a strange way...
- Nice Girl: Was a very sweet girl that lacked a mean bone in her body.
- Posthumous Character: Died five years previous.
Ramses Shemm'sa
Jack's father, and Ziza's uncle.
- Action Dad: Usually accompanies Sebastian on digs.
- Adventure Archaeologist: Ventures into tombs and pilfers magick artifacts for a living with his brother, Sebastian.
- Bold Explorer: Pairs up with his brother Sebastian to explore dig sites.
Friends
Ophis
An enchanter that specializes in customized weapons for the local archaeologist community.
- The Blacksmith: Sort of serves as this. Ophis is definitely one of the best enchanters in the Cairo area.
- Delinquent Hair: Half-shaved hair that's dyed white.
- Icy Blue Eyes: Bright blue eyes that are only made brighter by his dark skin.
- Nice Guy: A genuinely pleasant person to be around.
- Older Than They Look: Being a half-elf, Ophis's aging is a little slowed. His looks haven't changed a lot since Ziza was a child.
- Savage Piercings: Three in each ear and two between his brows.
Enemies
Apophis
The ba trapped inside the scroll that Seth accidentally released. Seems bent on causing as much trouble as possible.
- Barred from the Afterlife: The original Isis sealed him in a papyrus scroll which essentially kept him from dying.
- Blood Knight: Absolutely revels in fighting and causing trouble.
- Chaos Is Evil: The straightest example. Apophis simply wants to cause trouble, and a lot of it.
- Combat Pragmatist: Will usually do whatever is most efficient in taking down whoever he's up against - usually, Ziza.
- Demonic Possession: Currently possessing Seth.
- Obviously Evil: Black and red with red glowing eyes and a snake's tail, and a giant sword? Yeah. Dude's evil.
- Omnicidal Maniac: He just wants to destroy everything and cause as much chaos as possible.
- Sealed Evil in a Can: According to Seth, he was sealed in a scroll and Seth accidentally released him.
- Villain Decay: Has gradually become less and less of a threat... at least, that's what it seems.
- Walking Spoiler: His existence wasn't made obvious at first—it seemed at first that Seth was the antagonist.
- Would Hit a Girl: Has no qualms about beating the shit out of Ziza.
Parents
Fado Naifeh
Kesi's Disappeared Dad that's finally reappeared.
- Contract on the Hitman: Apparently his old assassin friends are out to kill him.
- Disappeared Dad: Has been absent for most of his son's life.
- Hitman with a Heart: Escaped the Black Fist and joined the Secret Organization because he wanted to help people, not kill them.
- Killed Off for Real: By a fellow member of the Black Fist, no less.
- Murder, Inc.: Worked as an assassin for a while.
Parents
Arthur Nivere
The man Gwen refers to as Dad. A sweet, soft-spoken man, who cares about his adopted daughter and his husband very much.
- Action Dad: Last seen wounded and fending off Percival so Gwen and friends could escape.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Will do anything to avoid a fight, but when forced into a corner Arthur is no slouch in a fight.
- Blue Blood: The late king's brother.
- Frameup: {{spoiler:Framed for the massacre of the ruling family.]]
- Hide Your Otherness: Like the rest of his family, Arthur hides his elf ears with some special binder earrings.
- Open-Minded Parent: Doesn't mind that Gwen's been getting into dangerous situations.
- Strong Family Resemblance: For some reason, he looks a lot like Gwen. The reason is simple: He's her uncle.
- Technician vs. Performer: He is the Technician to Lance's Performer. Lance is much more hotheaded and tends to rush into things, while Arthur steps back and considers the situation first.
Lance Nivere
The man Gwen refers to as Pop. A loud, excitable man who is very passionate about his daughter.
- Action Dad: When Bedivere attacked, he did not back down.
- Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: Keeps the fridge covered in Gwen's old childhood drawings and accomplishments, and was on the verge of showing off a photo album of baby Gwen before Arthur came home.
- Antiquated Linguistics: His speaking pattern is a bit old-fashioned.
- Hide Your Otherness: Like his husband and daughter, Lance conceals his ears with binder earrings unless they're home alone.
- Incoming Ham: [DAUGHTER! YOU HAVE RETURNED FROM THE ACADEMY!]
- No Indoor Voice: YELLS EVERYTHING. Good thing only elves can understand him.
- Open-Minded Parent: Doesn't mind that his daughter's been getting into dangerous situations.
- Papa Wolf: Doesn't take lightly to any threats to his family, especially Gwen.
- Real Men Can Cook: Cooks, and has a good time doing it.
- Scars Are Forever: Has three scars over one eye.
- Supreme Chef: Great at cooking, which makes sense considering he's a chemist.
- Technician vs. Performer: The Performer to Arthur's Technician. While Arthur tends to deliberate more on what to do, Lance will jump right in and start swinging, especially if he sees there's no time to think about it.
Friends
Morgan LeFay
The now-head cheer captain of Gwen's old school and one of Gwen's previous... friend isn't quite the word for it.
- Hidden Depths: Sure, she's a bit of a bitch and acts every bit your stereotypical cheerleader, but she seems to genuinely care for Gwen and apologizes immediately once she learns she's been misgendering Elvira and the other NB kids in Useless.
Enemies - Order of the Round Table
A group currently governing the supercolony of Camelot. For some reason, they want Arthur dead and Gwen alive. Could be considered a Quirky Miniboss Squad of a sort. Every single one of them, Percival excluded, is Older Than They Look and has been around since the monarchy collapsed fifteen years ago.
Galahad
- Anime Hair: Possibly the worst offender of the Table. Seriously, the amount of gel this man uses must take up half the Table's budget.
- Eye Scream: One eye is scarred shut.
- Good Scars, Evil Scars: Wounded by the assassin that killed the royal family.
- Green Thumb: A plantwielder.
Bedivere
A member of the Table that has a history with Lance.
- An Arm and a Leg: His left arm is missing from the upper bicep down.
- Artificial Limbs: Has a prosthetic left arm.
Percival
The youngest member of the Table.
- The Apprentice: To the head of the Table.
- The Baby of the Bunch: The youngest member of the Table.
- Determinator: Once he has a goal, he doesn't give up. Ever.
- The Ditz: Actually sort of an idiot, but that doesn't stop him from being any less dangerous.
Other Family
Rapunzel
A girl Cabbage calls his sister. He's looking for her. She shares her consciousness with Cabbage's in the same body, though Cabbage is unaware of this.
- Fangirl: Oh my god. This girl is so nerdy it puts some of the other players to shame.
- Nice Girl: A gentle, loving individual.
- Sharing a Body: With Cabbage, though he doesn't know it.
- Shipper on Deck: Seems to be this for Rowan and Cabbage.
Carla
Zwei's twin sister and datefriend of Egon and Alois. A professional wrestler on the hunt for her missing sibling.
- Badass in Distress: Caught by Wilma's subordinates. She was in trouble until her rescue party consisting of Egon, Alois, and food group arrived.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Her heart's in the right place, and she's got long flowing hair exactly like Cabbage's.
- Hot-Blooded: Has a short temper when it comes to matters involving her sibling.
- Talk to the Fist: Tends to resort to physical measures much faster than most, though to be fair she had plenty of reason to be mad at Wilma.
Friends
Sylvia Woood
A previous Merlin student. The eldest Wood sibling.
- Cool Big Sis: The eldest Wood, and well liked by most of her siblings.
- Demoted to Extra: She was once a fourth year Ekaterina in Merlin, but has since been demoted to one of Cabbage's side characters instead.
- Dishing Out Dirt: A stonewielder.
- Hero of Another Story: Originally attended Merlin.
Dietz Wood
The second eldest Wood sibling. Magically impotent.
- Beneath the Mask: Despite how put together he seems, Cabbage apparently thinks he's quite useless and a bit of a crybaby.
- Brought Down to Normal: Magically impotent due to being experimented on.
- Secret Relationship: He's definitely not in a relationship with the bartender.
Gale Wood
Yet another Woods sibling. Stays exceptionally close to Cabbage.
- Big Damn Heroes: Pulled this during the Second Gate. In the ensuing confusion after Rowan's shout, Gale dashed onto the stage, disguised, and ran off with the Princess.
Fritz Wood
The fourth of the Woods Sibling. A cheerful guy in highschool, though painfully average in everything. (Especially in comparison to his siblings.) Seems to resent Cabbage. The eldest of the F/T/B trio. Magically impotent.
- Brought Down to Normal: Magically impotent, thanks to being experimented on.
- Jack of All Stats: Doesn't specialize in anything, but doesn't do poorly in anything either.
Toji Wood
Fifth. A quiet boy who used to be sickly, he now serves as the protector of his brother Beat and his elder brother Fritz.
- The Quiet One: He's pretty quiet most of the time.
Beat Wood
The second youngest of the family. Friendly, though a little aggressive. Knows his parents are evil because of what they named him.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: Beat Wood. Beat. Wood. Just think about it.
Czenzi Wood
The youngest Wood. Now magically impotent.
- The Baby of the Bunch: The youngest Wood.
- Mark of the Supernatural: Due to being under the influence of a certain chemical, her eyes are different colors.
- Power Incontinence: She wasn't able to hold the power, and the strain nearly killed her.
- Volcanic Veins: Gained these temporarily while she was in danger of spontaneously combusting.
Wilma
The Woods kids' aunt. A very shy woman.
- Beware the Nice Ones: She may seem very gentle and sweet, but her identity as the Wicked Witch speaks volumes of what she's capable of.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She gets violent and attacks food group after Carla throws the first punch, and that's not even mentioning how she had Cabbage brought in so he could disappear.
- Messy Hair: It's not very well-groomed, as seen in the reference picture.
- Motherly Scientist: A gentle woman who cared for Rapunzel as a child. She still cares for her deeply, which is why she asked Cabbage to disappear for Rapunzel's sake.
- The Shrink: A mental healer, as shown when she realized Whitney's memories had been wiped.
Alois
[[caption-width-right:121:Click here for their Third Gage design ]]Someone hired by the Woods parents. Genderfluid. Datefriend of Carla and Egon.
- Bait-and-Switch: Oh, look! Two intimidating people who are threatening Sylvia's potion shop! They must be very antagoni— never mind they're both complete losers.
- Hidden Depths: Despite their cheerful tendencies, Alois can be incredibly serious when it comes down to it and deeply cares about Egon.
- Large Ham: Really likes to be super dramatic about pretty much everything. Especially their entrances.
- Longing Look: Towards pretty much any attractive female. They only really have eyes for Egon and Carla, though.
- Playing with Fire: They're a flamewielder.
- Punch-Clock Villain: They aren't really all that antagonistic when they aren't acting as hired muscle.
Egon
[[caption-width-right:159:Click here for his Third Gate design ]]Someone hired by the Woods parents. A serious guy (?). Datefriend of Alois and Carla.
- Action Fashionista: His fashion sense is on point, all the time. He dresses up Alois so they're cute too.
- Bait-and-Switch: Oh, look! Two intimidating people who are threatening Sylvia's potion shop! They must be very antagoni— never mind they're both complete losers.
- Delinquent Hair: Half his head is shaved and his hair is bleached white.
- Freakiness Shame: Very, very sensitive about what's beneath his mask.
- Hidden Depths: Genuinely detests what he's being forced to do and gives food group every advantage he's able to.
- Punch-Clock Villain: He isn't really all that antagonistic when he isn't acting as hired muscle.
- Star Power: He's a starwielder.
Enemies
Adel and Monika Wood
The parents of the Wood family. A couple of very decent people that run Forsten Laboratories.
- Dissonant Serenity: They're always quite calm and happy, despite any situation.
- Evilutionary Biologist: Apparently responsible for Cabbage's situation, Egon's jaw, and Alois's horrid magic capacity. And of course the magical impotence of some of their kids. They justify all of this with the good of all of mankind.
- Mad Scientist: They experimented on their own children, their latest victim being Czenzi.
Mother Gothel
The wicked witch. A mysterious woman that's deeply involved in the Rapunzel Theory somehow.
- Batter Up!: Yeah. She hit Whitney with a bat. Multiple times.
- Blow You Away: A windwielder, horrifically demonstrated when she sucked the air out of Whitney's lungs.
- Mysterious Stranger: Showed up out of nowhere when Whitney investigated the room hidden behind the painting and attacked.
- Wicked Witch: The self-proclaimed Wicked Witch that held Rapunzel hostage.