Bread Eggs Breaded Eggs / Live-Action Films

• In a scene in Scary Movie 4 parodying The War of the Worlds, Tom is discussing the alien invasion with a man holed up in house. Then the man throws this line out there:
  "This ain't a war, anymore than there's a war between men and maggots. Or, dragons and wolves. Or, men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots."
• In Up in Smoke, Cheech tells a border guard that he and Chong have been in Mexico "A week. I mean a day," before settling on "a weekday."
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End:
  Pirate #1: "Shoot him!"
  Pirate #2: "CUT OUT HIS TONGUE!"
  Jack Sparrow: "Shoot him AND cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue... and trim that scraggly beard!"
• Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny: Kage orders the fried chicken, the steak, and the chicken-fried steak.
• DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story:
  • White Goodeman introduces his dodgeball team.
    "Blade... Laser... Blazer..."
  • Lampshaded near the end with a character remarking, "They got Razor, Tazer, and all kinds of 'azers..."
• Dog Soldiers: "Spiders. And women. And... spider-women."
• When the Pike brothers in Blind Fury realize that things are going to go very wrong, they give us this response:
  Lyle: Shit!
  Tector: Fuck!
  Both: Shitfuck!
  • Deadpool (2016) does this too, when he misses three shots in a row, during the highway shootout. "Shit! Fuck! Shitfuck! Bad Deadpool. (Makes the next shot; different target) Good Deadpool."
• In Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure:
  Bill: This armor's heavy.
  Ted: Like metal.
  Both: Heavy metal! [air guitar]
• In Liar Liar, Fletcher Reede confesses to a traffic cop his List of Transgressions: "I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding."
• In Walk Hard, Dewey is seen in rehab while his nurse is asking for blankets to give him. First, she asks for more blankets. Then, she asks for less blankets. Then, she asks for more blankets AND less blankets.
• From Kung Pow! Enter the Fist:
  "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or... badong. Yes, killing is badong."
• From the original Arthur (1981):
  Arthur: Hot baths are wonderful. Girls are wonderful!
  Hobson: Imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be?
• Iron Man:
  Rhodey: Why do you sound out of breath?
  Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging in the canyon.
  Rhodey: I thought you were driving.
  Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm gonna jog.
• Hot Fuzz:
  Andy: Everybody and their mums is packing 'round 'ere.
  Nicholas: Like who?
  Andy: Farmers.
  Nicholas: Who else?
  Andy: ...farmers' mums.
  • Although of course, Nicholas is later attacked by a farmer and his mum.
• Mrs. Doubtfire has a notorious sequence of the son finding out the British nanny who watches over him and his sisters is actually his divorced dad in disguise. (It's a long story.) He is so shocked that he can barely speak, and while trying to explain the situation to his older sister he splutters: "He's a she! No, she's a he! No, he's a he-she!"
• A variation in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, when discussing the mutants Tokka and Razar, Shredder says they're stupid, the scientist insists they're just infants, but then is forced to concede that they're stupid infants.
• In Dave, Kevin Kline's titular character is calling his real secretary to let her know he won't be available for a while, leading to the following:
  Dave (after saying that he's met a woman): She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian - well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... an Amnesian.
• The old-school martial arts actor, Jimmy Wang Yu, starred in three unrelated movies, titled The Invincible, The Sword and The Invincible Sword.
• Used for the tagline for Syfy movie Sharknado:
  Sharks. Tornado. Sharknado. Enough said.
• The Great Debaters has one with its cast, starring Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker, and Denzel Whitaker.
• Hysteria:
  Edmund: [making a toast] To the telephone.
  Mortimor: To the Queen.
  Edmund: To calling the Queen on the telephone.
• Damsels in Distress:
  Rose: Priss is a rat. A bitch. A rat bitch.
• Escanaba in Da Moonlight:
  Remnar: Who knows what's out dere. Could be anyting. Aliens. Bears. (Beat) Alien bears.
• The fourth through sixth members of The Three Stooges^note although the original third, Shemp, is the fourth when counting film appearances were Curly, Joe, and Curly Joe.
• Austin Powers in Goldmember has Austin falling off the Freudian Slippery Slope when he first meets a character named "The Mole", starting with this line:
  "Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet your mole."
• In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, when Roger is taked with looking after Baby Herman in "Somethin's Cookin'", the animated short in production at the beginning of the film, Roger tells Herman's mother that he'll look after Herman like he's his own brother, his own sister, or his brother's sister.
• Hercules Returns. The Corrupt Corporate Executive is bragging about how they've purchased the very best movies for their new cinema multiplex. While he's talking the protagonist is sorting through movie posters for Rambo Meets Rocky, Rambo Meets Bambi and then Rambo Eats Bambi.
• The trailer for Comedian involves a voice actor grappling with a script he doesn't like. He tries to replace it, beginning with a hammy "in a land" line, and then "in a time", both of which the writers nix. Then he suggests "in a land before time", which isn't received any better.

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