Bond One Liner / DEATH BATTLE!

Being a series about two characters fighting each other to the death, it is not uncommon for fights in Death Battle to have a character say a Bond One-Liner at the end of the fight. This isn't just limited to the fights either, as at the end of each post-fight analysis, Boomstick would deliver a finishing one-liner, usually in the form of a Pun relating to the fight in question, though there are exceptions where he isn't the one to deliver the one-liner.

Do not add any one-liners from the actual battles to this page before the corresponding battle is able for view by the general public. While it is admirable you are supporting the show, it spoils the surprise for those who don't and have this page on their watchlist.

Also, this page will spoil the winner of almost every fight. No point in using spoiler tags when every single example would be a spoiler.

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Combatant's Bond One-Liners:

Season 1

• Taokaka: (after killing Felicia) Nyahaha! Nyahaha— nyao, I'm bored.
• Peach: (after killing Zelda) Did I win?
• Thor: (after killing Raiden) Farewell!
• Spider-Man: (after killing Batman) Sorry 'bout that.
• Superman: (after dropping a car on Goku) Next time, watch your blind spot.^note Subverted in that Goku ends up surviving that, though Superman didn't know it at the time.

Season 2

• He-Man: (after killing Lion-O) Well, looks like curiosity killed this cat!
• Shao Kahn: (after burying M. Bison underneath pillars) Flawless victory. ^note Subverted, as Bison only takes a moment to recover and activate his Final form.
• Ragna: (after impaling Sol through the chest at the end of a powerful combo) I'm not gonna waste any more time with you, asshole. ^note Subverted, since Sol survives the impaling and proceeds to return the favor.
• Gaara: (after using his Sand Coffin/Sand Burial on Toph) It is done.^note Subverted, as Toph managed to craft an Elemental Armor out of her metal whip strong enough to help her withstand the attack.
• Toph: (after killing Gaara) That's how it's done.
• Guts: (after killing Nightmare) I told you to stay out of my way. ^note Subverted, since Soul Edge still remains, and arises as Inferno right after to attack him.
• Solid Snake: (after killing Sam Fisher) Piece of cake.
• Darth Vader: (after killing the Doombot) All too easy.
• Doctor Doom: (after kicking Vader into a volcano) You have no hope! FUHAHAHAHA! ^note Subverted, as not only didn't Vader die from just being tossed inside, but Doom was cut off after Vader's Lightsaber came around and stabbed him in the back, causing him to fall in as well.
• Knuckles: (after sending Donkey Kong into an abyss) Hmph, not as strong as you thought you were. ^note Subverted, as one of the homing coconuts Donkey Kong shot earlier in the fight knocks Knuckles into the same abyss to continue the fight.
• Yang: (after killing Tifa) Nailed it.
• Hawkeye: (after killing Green Arrow) Ha! Eat your heart out, Robin Hood!

Season 3

• Dante: (after killing Bayonetta) How come I never meet any nice girls?
• Ratchet: (after killing Jak and Daxter) And... curtain.
• Agent Carolina: (after killing The Meta) Church? No action movies.
• Tracer: (after killing Scout) Well, that was fun!
• Zoro: (after killing Erza) Now, where the hell is that shipyard?

Season 4

• Lara Croft: (after killing Nathan Drake) Hmmm...not a scratch!^note An Ironic Echo of a line Nathan said earlier.
• Venom: (after killing Bane) Pop goes the weasel!
• Android 18: (after killing Captain Marvel) And that's that!
• Zero: (after killing Metal Sonic) Mission accomplished.
• Shredder (after killing Silver Samurai, while crushing his head) PLAYTIME IS OVER!
• Wonder Woman (after killing Thor) You're not worthy...
• Naruto Uzumaki: (after killing Ichigo Kurosaki) Phew! Who was that guy?
• Batman Beyond: (after killing Spider-Man 2099) And problem solved.
  • Bruce Wayne: I guess that's one way to do it...

Season 5

• Raven: (after killing (or just defeating) Twilight Sparkle) Well, that was odd.
• Spyro: (after killing Crash) Nobody messes with me, pal!
• Ryu: (after killing Jin) I walk the path of a true warrior.^note This echoes what Ryu said after flaying Scorpion to the bone in his last Death Battle. Unlike that time, this one sticks.
• Nightwing: (after killing Daredevil) Heh. See you in hell.
• Mario: (after killing Sonic) Wahoo! I'm the winner!
• Ultron: (after assimilating Sigma) Everything belongs to me.^note  This is an Ironic Echo of what Sigma said to Ultron earlier in the fight just as he is about to complete his infection on him, which fails.
• Darkseid: (after sending Thanos to the Omega Sanction) Behold, an endless death...

Season 6

• Aquaman: (after killing Namor) Dinner's on the king tonight!
• Black Widow: (after killing Widowmaker) Dasvidaniya.^note Goodbye in russian. Also an Ironic Echo of what Widowmaker said prior to the battle.
• Hal Jordan: (after killing Ben Tennyson): Ew, I stepped in loser.^note  This is an Ironic Echo of what Ben said to Hal earlier in the fight after stepping on him as Way Big.
• Captain Falcon: (after killing Johnny Cage) Only one can be worthy.
• Aang: (after killing Edward Elric) You left me no choice.
• Ghost Rider: (after splattering Lobo from within): It's done. About time. ^note Subverted, as all of Lobo's blood regenerates into an army of Lobos.
• Hiei: (after killing Sasuke) That's more like it. A fight fit for a demon.
• Tatsumaki: (after killing Mob) Nobody beats me.
• The Mask: (after killing Deadpool): Hahahaha, who's next?

Season 7

• Black Canary: (after killing Sindel): Fatality.
• Jason Lee Scott (after killing Leonardo): Phew! That was bonkers!
• Esdeath (after killing Gray Fullbuster): Congratulations... and goodbye.
• Machamp (after killing Goro): Machamp!
• Booster Gold (after killing Cable): Booster-rific!
• Obi-Wan Kenobi (after killing Kakashi): So uncivilized.
• Danny Phantom (after trapping Jake Long's spirit in the Fenton Thermos): Time's up, pal!
• Wonder Woman (after killing She-Ra): That's what power really looks like.
• Beerus (after killing Sailor Galaxia): That... was for my ice cream.
• Shoto Todoroki (after killing Prince Zuko): Apologies.
• A-Train (after killing The Deep): Ugh! I think I swallowed a gill...
• Billy Butcher (after killing Queen Maeve): Fucking diabolical...
• Winter Soldier (after killing Red Hood): This is Agent Barnes, target eliminated. Moving on.
• Caboose (after Sarge is dead): Good thing the flag is out.^note Says this when is starts raining, a Call-Back to the beginning of the fight.
• Spider-Gwen (after killing Batgirl): Now I have.^note Response to what turn out to be Batgirl's Last Words "You haven't won yet!"
• Sanji (after killing Rock Lee): Heh. Looks like mild suited you best. My dish was too spicy for you.
• Broly (after killing the Hulk): Throat...sore.

Season 8

• King Mickey (after killing Yoda): What a shame.
• Shadow (after killing Ryūko Matoi): Hmph! I'm the coolest!
• Doctor Doom (after killing Lex Luthor): This power, it's like that of a god's... beneath me.
• Heihachi Mishima (after killing Geese Howard): Show's over.
• Blake Belladonna (after killing Mikasa Ackerman): Incoming!
• Po (after killing Iron Fist): That was so cool! Wait until Master Shifu hears about this!
• Star Butterfly (after killing Steven Universe): Oh my gosh... I WOOOOONNNN!
• Cloud Strife (after killing Link): Hmph. Nothing to it.
• Tony Stark (after killing Batman): F.R.I.D.A.Y., I could really use a drink.
• Reverse-Flash (after killing Goku Black): How fun.
• Macho Man: (after drinking all of Kool-Aid Man's Kool-Aid and blowing him up): The cream always rises to the top!^note Subverted, as Kool-Aid Man as an empty glass telekinetically manipulates the Kool-Aid to burst through Macho Man's chest.
• Dio Brando (after killing Alucard): WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• Shao Kahn (after killing Akuma): Flawless victory!
• Storm (after killing Korra): You fought nobly, Avatar.
• Madara Uchiha (after killing Aizen Sōsuke): What a wonderful dance.
• Popeye (after killing Saitama): (singing) He took a big gamble, but now he is scrambled, I'm Popeye the Sailor Maaaaaan! (toots his pipe)

Season 9

• Zatanna: (after killing Scarlet Witch) And that's our show, ladies and germs!
• Omni-Man: (after killing Homelander) Merry Christmas.
• Magneto: (after killing Tetsuo) You're welcome.
• Sun Wukong: (after killing Hercules/Heracles) Wow, would ya look at that! I struck him so hard, he was reduced to nothingness!
• James Bond: (to Q after killing John Wick) Smashing. Positively smashing.
• Asta: (after killing Deku) Take that... Detroit...!

Season 10

• Darkstalker Kaathe: (after the Last Dragonborn kills the Chosen Undead) Let true Dark be cast upon the world. Our Lord hath returned'st...
• Cole MacGrath: (after killing Alex) This world sure isn't perfect. But it's a lot better without you in it, asshole.
• Frieza: (after killing Megatron) Cybertronians... must... kill them all....
• Unicron: (after using the Ultimate Nullifier on Galactus): Finally...I have won.^note Subverted, as Galactus survived this by hiding himself in a pocket dimension.

Post-Analysis One-Liners:

Season 1

• Boomstick: She sure stopped Fett cold!
• Boomstick: Looks like Tsung's all souled out. Ha-hah! Get it, Wiz?
• Boomstick: Rogue sure made out in this fight.
• Boomstick: You might say this battle really heated up in the end!
• Boomstick: 'Gief just found his window of opportunity.
• Boomstick: Looks like Leo got the point in this battle.
• Boomstick: In the end, Zitz just needed to pull himself together.
• Boomstick: Smart as he may be, Riptor just didn't have the stomach for this dino-mite, dino-fight.
• Boomstick: Felicia just took her final meow.
• Boomstick: Now, that was one hell of a fight!
• Boomstick: Bomberman sure went out with a bang.
• Boomstick: Looks like Shadow's time was up!
• Boomstick: Looks like Mario just couldn't keep up!
• Boomstick: This fight really popped! You know, because they're pop stars and... and they blew up?
• Boomstick: Those other shirts were sure cotton off guard!
• Boomstick: Which forced Harry to lose the battle.
• Boomstick: Chun-Li's never looked hotter.
• Boomstick: She put the "pwn" in "pony"!
• Boomstick: This fight was nuts!
• Boomstick: Peach sure fleeced Zelda in this fight!
• Boomstick: Well, at least Raiden's finally found his place in the sun.
• Boomstick: Cloud should've had his mind on more than just the Master Sword!
• Boomstick: And all of Wayne's money and the commissioner's men, couldn't put Batman together again.
• Boomstick: Everything was going well until Pikachu lost his head.
• Boomstick: Goku just Kaio-can't keep up with the Man of Steel.

Season 2

• Boomstick: See, and you all thought you'd never see He-Man pound a pussy!
• Boomstick: Shao Kahn sure had a final soul-ution for Bison.
• Boomstick: Looks like Strider really floored Hayabusa.
• Boomstick: It was a good fight, but in the end, Ivy croaked.
• Boomstick: In the end, Bucky choked.
• Boomstick: The Terminator almost had a victory. Until it blew up in his face.
• Boomstick: Looks like Luigi was outfoxed.
• Boomstick: That's the most exciting thing that's ever happened in that place.
• Boomstick: Blastoise H2Owned.
• Boomstick: In the end, Sektor got ro-blown up.
• Boomstick: Looks like Godzilla put Gamera through living... shell.
• Boomstick: Captain America just couldn't hang in there.
• Boomstick: Gundammit!
• Boomstick: Scorpion was just too hot to handle.
• Boomstick: Deadpool is just a cut above the rest.
• Boomstick: Buu just couldn't stomach this fight.
• Boomstick: Ragna just burnt out in the end.
• Boomstick: Gaara couldn't sand up to Toph. Ahaha, I know you're floored, I really ground that one in, didn't I? What can I say? It's my earthly delight! No need to gravel about it, can't we just bury the hatchet?
• Boomstick: Fett just couldn't keep his head in the game.
• Boomstick: Well, God have mercy on wherever they ended up. I guess this one just kind of...spaced out.
• Boomstick: Guts was just a whole 'nother "calibur".
• Boomstick: Lex just wasn't suited for this battle.
• Boomstick: In the end Beast just didn't have the heart to kill the Gargoyle.
• Boomstick: Poor Sam. This loss just kind of snuck up on him. Yet, from the start, it was lights out for Sam.
• Boomstick: Unfortunately, Vader was forced to meet his doom.
• Boomstick: Think about it: if you had a Goku that was as powerful as Superman, would you even want him?
• Boomstick: DK just wasn't echidna-ing around.
• Boomstick: Any way you slice it, Raiden just had the right Gear for the job.
• Boomstick: The Ki to Dan's failure came from within.
• Boomstick: Yang's power pulled through in a snap.
• Boomstick: Megaman just couldn't keep it together.
• Boomstick: Looks like Green Arrow got shafted.
• Boomstick: In the end, Red and Charizard couldn't even hope for a "Tai."

Season 3

• Boomstick: Well... you know what they say, hair today, gone tomorrow.
• Boomstick: Ganon had this fight War-locked down.
• Boomstick: It was game over-ture for Jak and Daxter.
• Boomstick: You could say this battle was over...in a Flash!
• Boomstick: Joker wasn't clowning around in this gas of a fight that had us on pins...and needles. Aw come on, Wiz! Those puns were sweet.
• Boomstick: Yeah, Shadow was gonna lose...spooner or later.
• Boomstick: The Meta just couldn't get ahead of his competition.
• Boomstick: Looks like Cammy's only "half" the woman Sonya is.
• Boomstick: And just like that, Scout was gone... without a "Trace."
• Boomstick: Man, when Eliza hears about this, she's gonna feel "Terry-ble."
• Boomstick: Looks like Amy rose to the occasion!
• Boomstick: On this day, Hulk met his doom. Doomsday.
• Boomstick: Guess she won't be getting a fairy tail ending.

Season 4

• Boomstick: She was just too Croft-y for him.
• Boomstick: Looks like Shovel Knight dug his own grave.
• Boomstick: Looks like Venom was the real Bane of this fight.
• Boomstick: Voltron outclassed the Megazord in every way that counted, including strength, speed, and durability. Trust me, I'm not lion.
• Boomstick: In the end, Natsu was too hot for Ace to handle.
• Boomstick: I guess you could say that Glacius had his expectations shattered.
• Boomstick: And that's why Captain Marvel lost by T.Ki.O! God that one was awful!
• Boomstick: Looks like Metal Sonic was the real "Zero" of this fight.
• Boomstick: Renamon got Lucari-owned.
• Boomstick: You could say TJ had the instinct for this fight, and it was a killer.
• Boomstick: Looks like Shredder was too much for Silver to Tachyon.
• Boomstick: Smokey was just more than McGruff could bear!
• Boomstick: Yep, he was done Thor.
• Boomstick: Naruto sure got the Shonen Jump on Ichigo.
• Boomstick: Looks like this Batman was Beyond him.
• Boomstick: Looks like this Devil cried for the last time.

Season 5

• Boomstick: In the end, Bruce just Wayned in comparison to T'Challa.
• Boomstick: Yup, Raven sure ponied up for this fight.
• Boomstick: Jojo didn't Stand a chance.
• Boomstick: I guess Crash just couldn't Spin this one.
• Boomstick: You might say it was the Key to this fight, and when we Pit 'em together, one of them was bound to be a Sora loser.
• Boomstick: He was Frank-Leon his game.
• Boomstick: Which left Stephen stuck with a Strange twist of Fate.
• Boomstick: Well, Jin up, everybody! Ryu's Tekken care of business.
• Boomstick: In the end, Jack was just too fast, too strong, too tough, and too well-trained for Afro to... hand-le.
• Boomstick: She dealt the Carnage needed for a total "vectory" and took the Lied^*pronounced "leed".
• Boomstick: I'd say Optimus was Primed for this fight!
• Boomstick: All he had to do...was dare to wing it.
• Boomstick: He got Mari-owned!
• Boomstick: It wasn't too long before Ultron Assigmalated him!
• Boomstick: And that's why Jiraiya croaked when Roshi beat him to the punch!
• Boomstick: Thanos just couldn't run. *Deadpool: Run the gauntlet!

Season 6

• Boomstick: Aquaman could sea victory but at least Namor tried-ent.
• Boomstick: This battle totally rocked, man.
• Boomstick: She just couldn't find that widow of opportunity.
• Boomstick: That was one marvelous fight.
• Boomstick: He really took the peng-win.
• Boomstick: I guess you could say Hal was definitely the ringer for this fight. Aw, Wiz! Don't be green with envy! That pun was 10 out of Ben!
• Boomstick: She had snow chance.
• Boomstick: In the end, Johnny just couldn't finish the race.
• Boomstick: That poor bastiche didn't stand a ghost of a chance. Sorry, I know that was a "Lobo".
• Boomstick: I'm just glad they didn't let the fight "Drag-on".
• Boomstick: Sasuke lost the edge and was a "Sharin-gonner".
• Boomstick: The big pig's chances were slim to "Ga-none".
• Boomstick: She just had the "s-perience" she needed.
• Boomstick: There's no way to "mask" what we've done.
• Boomstick: It was a mighty tough battle for all, but All Might was no match for one powerful Guy.

Season 7

• Alternate Wiz: Hoo, he was just "miles" ahead of 'im, don'tcha know?
• Boomstick: It was Sindel's time to Die-nah.
• Boomstick: His Ranger of abilities does what Leonardon't.
• Boomstick: Yeah, War Machine was on the Rhode to victory.
• Boomstick: Looks like Esdeath stopped Gray cold.
• Boomstick: Unfortunately, this foe was forced to forfeit his four fists. Fitting that his final fate would be so freaking Gory.
• Boomstick: Booster didn't just win, he took home the Gold.
• Boomstick: In the end, Obi-Won.
• Boomstick: It didn't take Long for Jake to fall short in this Fent-astic battle.
• Boomstick: It's no Wonder She-Ran out of time.
• Boomstick: You could say she got caught in a Galaxi-sized cat-astrophe.
• Boomstick: Zuko flaimed for success, but his opponent Shoto put him on ice.
• Boomstick: While Sonic didn't know it, the writing was on the Wall-y!
• Boomstick: Looks like Bucky was the win-ter.
• Boomstick: Looks like Venom just got Ragna-rocked!
• Boomstick: Brutal doesn't even cut it! I mean, how much blood was that? You know it had to be at least... A Gallon.
• Boomstick: Ah, if only they could've "red" that they'd end up with the case of the blues.
• Boomstick: It seems batty but Batgirl was overwebbed by Spider-Gwen spinning this one in her favor. Jesus webt.
• Boomstick: Guess you could say he had a leg up on Rock Lee, hand over fist. Or I guess foot over fist, but... you get it.
• Boomstick: This "incredible" battle was in-Saiyan.

Season 8

• Boomstick: Sorry Yoda, but M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-ARE-DEAD.
• Boomstick: In clothing, the edge-hog couldn't be overshadowed, and Ryūko's life fiber... was snipped.
• Boomstick: The king of Latveria claimed his Victor-y. Hopefully, Lex wasn't a sore Luthor.
• Boomstick: Man! This fight was so intense, it nearly made Mi-shit-ma pants.
• Boomstick: It may have been a Gambol, but Blake had the spear-it to win without a shadow of a doubt.
• Boomstick: He just didn't have the stomach to bear it.
• Boomstick: Butter-fly on home, Star. You had a Gem-uine win.
• Boomstick: Link Tried-force, but against Cloud, he had Je-no way out.
• Boomstick: You might think it's an injustice that Batman's gonna need avenging, but Iron Man was in a whole other league.
• Boomstick: This fight was definitely not sun-derwhelming.
• Jocelyn: I suppose Macho Man didn't have the thirst to win.
• Boomstick: Alucard got DI-Owned!
  • Wiz: Ugh... Boomstick, you tell the worst puns in the world.
    Boomstick: That's right, and you're just gonna have to DIO-l with it! ...Hey wait a minute, that was a pun, THAT'S MY TERRITORY! We talked about this!
• Boomstick: Outworld's emperor was the oni one who could surpass Akuma.
• Boomstick: Don't get bent out of shape, Korra just couldn't weather the Storm.
• Boomstick: Sōsuke should've kept his eye-zen the prize...n.
• Boomstick: if you thought nothing could match the One Punch Man, now you know, Popeye's spinach can!

Season 9

• Boomstick: Harley clowned around only to get her bell rung by somebody out of her league.
• Boomstick: I guess you could say Wanda never saw it coming, and Zatanna Maxim-offed her!
• Boomstick: Jonathan took Tanjiro's breath away.
• Boomstick: Vegeta Mjol-nearly won, until Thor blew his mind.
  • Wiz: You might say that pun was Hakai-nda terrible! Eh???
    Boomstick: YOU DON'T DO PUNS! We talked about this!
    Wiz: Aw...
    Boomstick: My thing.
• Boomstick: When it comes to Superman knockoffs, Homelander had to eat his heart out.
• Boomstick: Tetsuo pushed his luck, but didn't have the metal to pull off the win.
• Boomstick: When fighting Sun Wukong, Heracles myth-ed his chance!
• Boomstick: Congrats to Boba, give him a hand! Oh wait, he's already got one!
• Boomstick: Excalibur had mettle and the gear to make Jack R-I-P.
• Boomstick: Diamonds Are Forever, but against someone just as skilled with an arsenal straight out of science-fiction, Wick's luck definitely wasn't. Bond may have been The Spy Who Loved Me, but against Wick, he was going to Live and Let Die, and you can bet Tomorrow Never Dies! Nailed it! ...Look, I just had to fit the last few movies in, okay?! [Beat] Oh wait, shit, I forgot about Octopussy—!
• Boomstick: Teth thought he h-Adam, until Nur gave him the boot.
• Boomstick: To keep things brief, Silver was hogging the spotlight.
• Boomstick: Too bad for the king of the seas, that sure was one Sweet Victory.
• Boomstick: After being ripped to pieces, Michael can now RIP in peace. Right, Jocelyn? ...J...Jocelyn...? Hello...?
• Boomstick: WoW!
  • Wiz (in response to the above): ...Is that... is that it?
    Boomstick: What? Are you Saur-on the pun? I was pretty Tol-keen about it.
• Boomstick: Deku gave it his all, and I wish he had one. Asta-la-vista.
• Boomstick: Gogeta was going to need meta-more than that to defeat Vegito. Sorry, Wiz, I know that pun was Potara-ble.

Season 10

• Boomstick: Atom sized up Ant-Man, but in the end, he was the one who had to say... "Uncle."
• Boomstick: The Chosen Undead could only last soul long before he flamed out.
• Boomstick: But hey, at least she let Killua - Keep the change. She Kill-ua-ed him!
• Boomstick: Looks like this Rocket's blasting off again!
• Boomstick: In the end, Vader's victory just wasn't meant Tobi.
• Boomstick: Will the Phoenix rise again, returning from that far, far shore? Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
• Boomstick: Sayin' it makes me berserk, but Guts could only go so far-ghus.
• Boomstick: Discord could tri every angle, but Bill just had his eye on the prize.
  • Bill: LET ME OUT OR I'LL EAT YOUR DREAMS!
    Boomstick: (yelps in terror)
• Boomstick: Alex got the Cole-d shoulder, just like this stupid script!
• Boomstick: I guess you could say that Megatron was cool, but Frieza was Cooler.
• Boomstick: Makima thought she had Gojo by the ball and chain, but in the end, she was left Hollow.
• Boomstick: Dog-gone it, Wiz. I guess you could say Eustace had one hell of a ruff day. I Shi-tzu not. Oof, those were pawful.
  • Wiz: Stop.
• Boomstick: Aw, geez. I bet Rick was absolutely Morty-fied to lose.
• Boomstick: I'm just Saiyan, no matter who you prefer, that battle was Super... man.
  • Wiz: That's the worst pun!
    Boomstick: Ah it fits them both.
    Wiz: But that's so lame!
    Boomstick: I don't see you doing any better!
    Wiz: I do the math, the puns are your job!
    Boomstick: Well maybe if you math as good as I pun, then maybe Goku would have won!
    Wiz: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
• Boomstick: If you thought Galactus was goin' down in this fight, you were Unic-wrong!