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1	-->'''Light:''' [[SuicideAsComedy Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]]
2	-->'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen... [[EvenEvilHasStandards and I'm a Death God!]]
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4	Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by [=Dogface701=].
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7	!!This work provides examples of:
8	* AbusiveParents: "Oh crap, she's drinking again!"
9	-->'''Sachiko:''' I hope you get hit by a * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* ing car you * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* .
10	-->'''Light:''' Love you too, mom.
11	%%* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
12	%%* BadLiar: both Light and L.
13	%%* ButtMonkey: Light
14	%%* ClusterFBomb: everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist
15	%%* ComedicSociopathy
16	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
17	-->'''Chief Yagami:''' I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots.
18	-->'''Matsuda:''' [[InsultMisfire Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.]]
19	%%* DeadpanSnarker: Ryuk
20	* DemocracyIsBad:
21	-->'''Mr. Yagami:''' Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor?
22	-->'''Matsuda:''' Wait, that's not fair! Slap
23	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die."
24	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything:
25	-->'''Light:''' We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole.
26	-->'''Ryuk:''' Interesting, tell me more...
27	* DomesticAbuse
28	* DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale:
29	--> '''Ryuk:''' Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?
30	-->''Post-traumatic flashback effect''
31	--> '''Yuri:''' Flowers... and '''''NO CHOCOLATE!!!!'''''
32	-->''end post-traumatic flashback''
33	--> '''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself?
34	--> '''Light:''' Shut up Ryuk! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday At least I like women!]]
35	%%* DrivenToSuicide: see page quote.
36	%%* {{Eagleland}}: AMERICA!!!
37	* EpicFail: "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!"
38	* EvenEvilHasStandards: "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!"
39	* EvenTheGuysWantHim:
40	--> '''Light''' (to Ryuk): [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial At least men]] [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday don't think I'm sexy.]]
41	--> '''Aizawa:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.]]
42	%%* EverythingIsRacist
43	%%* ExpositoryThemeTune: "I Want To Conquer the World" by Music/BadReligion
44	%%* FreudianExcuse: Light
45	%%* GambitRoulette
46	* GreenAesop:
47	--> '''Ryuk:''' Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because [[FridgeLogic there are no]] [[PrecisionFStrike f_ing]] [[FridgeLogic trees!]]
48	* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Light, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial quite often.]]
49	* HypocriticalHumor / IResembleThatRemark:
50	-->'''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.
51	-->'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
52	-->'''Ryuk:''' No, not me!
53	* InterruptingMeme: the "WTF boom."
54	%%* IntoxicationEnsues: L
55	* IsThisThingStillOn
56	* {{Keet}}: [[MotorMouth Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...]]
57	%%* LadyDrunk: Sachiko Yagami
58	* LogicBomb: "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack."
59	%%* LoveMartyr: Light.
60	%%%* MindRape
61	%%* MoodDissonance
62	%%* MundaneMadeAwesome: "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue [[Franchise/StarWars Duel of the Fates]]*
63	* MushroomSamba:
64	--> '''L:''' I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations.
65	* NationalStereotypes: Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded.
66	* NoFourthWall:
67	--> '''Light:''' You see how long I have?
68	--> '''Ryuk:''' Yep! [[color:red: * Shinigami vision* ]] '''[[color:red: Light Yagami- 37 episodes]]'''
69	* NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus: [[SarcasmMode "Yes Light,]] '''''[[SarcasmMode Jesus]]''''' [[SarcasmMode owned a Death Note."]]
70	* NoSympathy:
71	-->'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me!
72	-->'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[{{Wangst}} Shut up]] {{Emo}}!
73	-->'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[BystanderSyndrome We have problems too, you know.]]
74	* NotNowKiddo:
75	-->'''Mogi:''' We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook.
76	-->'''Souichiro:''' Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking.
77	** Later when introducing themselves:
78	-->'''Mogi:''' Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami.
79	-->'''L:''' That's not a fun fact Mogi.
80	* OnlySaneMan: Mogi
81	* OtherStockPhrases:
82	-->'''Ryuk:''' ...told you s-
83	-->'''Light:''' DON'T SAY ANYTHING...
84	* PredatoryBusiness: restock on ''Manga/DeathNote'' Death Paper at UsefulNotes/{{Walmart}} at low low prices!
85	* RealMenWearPink: Ryuk "Ladies love hearts"
86	* RevengeByProxy: [[OverlyLongGag You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...]]
87	* ShoutOut: Ryuk is introduced to the music from ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', Light and Ryuk watch ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''... and [[Film/TheDarkKnight "Why so serious?"]], L is introduced to "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII One Winged Angel]]" and apparently Ukita is [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]].
88	* SideKick:
89	-->'''Light:''' ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.
90	-->'''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a Manga/DeathNote too?
91	-->'''Light:''' [[NeverBeAHero No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]]
92	%%* SoundEffectBleep: [[OverlyLongGag Putting The]] [[ClusterFBomb Osbornes to shame.]]
93	%%* TheStoner: Sayu bribes Light with [[Series/{{House}} Vicoden.]]
94	%%* SurroundedByIdiots
95	%%* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
96	* TakeThat: to Creator/FourKidsEntertainment...
97	--> '''Crack addict:''' [[{{Bowdlerise}} You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best...]]
98	* TemptingFate:
99	--> '''Light:''' ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
100	* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[NukeEm sets off the atom bomb]] under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
101	%%* TimeForPlanB
102	%%* TookALevelInDumbass: everyone.
103	* TooSpicyForYogSothoth
104	-->'''L:''' There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave...
105	-->'''Soichiro:''' I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda.
106	-->'''Matsuda:''' * Sniff* They didn't want me.
107	%%* TransparentCloset: Ryuk. Also Light by way of SuspiciouslySpecificDenial.
108	* UnusualEuphemism: "I have to go smoke some actors."
109	* WithCatlikeTread:
110	-->'''Light:''' '''''DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!'''''
111	** Also:
112	-->'''Ryuk:''' But hey, [[EvilGloating be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[IdiotBall IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]]
113	* {{Yandere}}: Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland.

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