1 | -->'''Light:''' [[SuicideAsComedy Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]] |
2 | -->'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen... [[EvenEvilHasStandards and I'm a Death God!]] |
3 | |
4 | Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by [=Dogface701=]. |
5 | |
6 | ---- |
7 | !!This work provides examples of: |
8 | * AbusiveParents: "Oh crap, she's drinking again!" |
9 | -->'''Sachiko:''' I hope you get hit by a * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* ing car you * [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]* . |
10 | -->'''Light:''' Love you too, mom. |
11 | %%* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking |
12 | %%* BadLiar: both Light and L. |
13 | %%* ButtMonkey: Light |
14 | %%* ClusterFBomb: everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist |
15 | %%* ComedicSociopathy |
16 | * ComicallyMissingThePoint: |
17 | -->'''Chief Yagami:''' I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots. |
18 | -->'''Matsuda:''' [[InsultMisfire Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.]] |
19 | %%* DeadpanSnarker: Ryuk |
20 | * DemocracyIsBad: |
21 | -->'''Mr. Yagami:''' Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor? |
22 | -->'''Matsuda:''' Wait, that's not fair! *Slap* |
23 | * DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die." |
24 | * DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: |
25 | -->'''Light:''' We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole. |
26 | -->'''Ryuk:''' Interesting, tell me more... |
27 | * DomesticAbuse |
28 | * DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale: |
29 | --> '''Ryuk:''' Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating? |
30 | -->''Post-traumatic flashback effect'' |
31 | --> '''Yuri:''' Flowers... and '''''NO CHOCOLATE!!!!''''' |
32 | -->''end post-traumatic flashback'' |
33 | --> '''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself? |
34 | --> '''Light:''' Shut up Ryuk! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday At least I like women!]] |
35 | %%* DrivenToSuicide: see page quote. |
36 | %%* {{Eagleland}}: AMERICA!!! |
37 | * EpicFail: "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!" |
38 | * EvenEvilHasStandards: "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!" |
39 | * EvenTheGuysWantHim: |
40 | --> '''Light''' (to Ryuk): [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial At least men]] [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday don't think I'm sexy.]] |
41 | --> '''Aizawa:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.]] |
42 | %%* EverythingIsRacist |
43 | %%* ExpositoryThemeTune: "I Want To Conquer the World" by Music/BadReligion |
44 | %%* FreudianExcuse: Light |
45 | %%* GambitRoulette |
46 | * GreenAesop: |
47 | --> '''Ryuk:''' Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because [[FridgeLogic there are no]] [[PrecisionFStrike f_ing]] [[FridgeLogic trees!]] |
48 | * HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Light, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial quite often.]] |
49 | * HypocriticalHumor / IResembleThatRemark: |
50 | -->'''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. |
51 | -->'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! |
52 | -->'''Ryuk:''' No, not me! |
53 | * InterruptingMeme: the "WTF boom." |
54 | %%* IntoxicationEnsues: L |
55 | * IsThisThingStillOn |
56 | * {{Keet}}: [[MotorMouth Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...]] |
57 | %%* LadyDrunk: Sachiko Yagami |
58 | * LogicBomb: "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack." |
59 | %%* LoveMartyr: Light. |
60 | %%%* MindRape |
61 | %%* MoodDissonance |
62 | %%* MundaneMadeAwesome: "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue [[Franchise/StarWars Duel of the Fates]]* |
63 | * MushroomSamba: |
64 | --> '''L:''' I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations. |
65 | * NationalStereotypes: Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded. |
66 | * NoFourthWall: |
67 | --> '''Light:''' You see how long I have? |
68 | --> '''Ryuk:''' Yep! [[color:red: * Shinigami vision* ]] '''[[color:red: Light Yagami- 37 episodes]]''' |
69 | * NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus: [[SarcasmMode "Yes Light,]] '''''[[SarcasmMode Jesus]]''''' [[SarcasmMode owned a Death Note."]] |
70 | * NoSympathy: |
71 | -->'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me! |
72 | -->'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[{{Wangst}} Shut up]] {{Emo}}! |
73 | -->'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[BystanderSyndrome We have problems too, you know.]] |
74 | * NotNowKiddo: |
75 | -->'''Mogi:''' We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook. |
76 | -->'''Souichiro:''' Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking. |
77 | ** Later when introducing themselves: |
78 | -->'''Mogi:''' Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami. |
79 | -->'''L:''' That's not a fun fact Mogi. |
80 | * OnlySaneMan: Mogi |
81 | * OtherStockPhrases: |
82 | -->'''Ryuk:''' ...told you s- |
83 | -->'''Light:''' DON'T SAY ANYTHING... |
84 | * PredatoryBusiness: restock on ''Manga/DeathNote'' Death Paper at UsefulNotes/{{Walmart}} at low low prices! |
85 | * RealMenWearPink: Ryuk "Ladies love hearts" |
86 | * RevengeByProxy: [[OverlyLongGag You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...]] |
87 | * ShoutOut: Ryuk is introduced to the music from ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', Light and Ryuk watch ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''... and [[Film/TheDarkKnight "Why so serious?"]], L is introduced to "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII One Winged Angel]]" and apparently Ukita is [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]]. |
88 | * SideKick: |
89 | -->'''Light:''' ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. |
90 | -->'''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a Manga/DeathNote too? |
91 | -->'''Light:''' [[NeverBeAHero No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]] |
92 | %%* SoundEffectBleep: [[OverlyLongGag Putting The]] [[ClusterFBomb Osbornes to shame.]] |
93 | %%* TheStoner: Sayu bribes Light with [[Series/{{House}} Vicoden.]] |
94 | %%* SurroundedByIdiots |
95 | %%* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial |
96 | * TakeThat: to Creator/FourKidsEntertainment... |
97 | --> '''Crack addict:''' [[{{Bowdlerise}} You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best...]] |
98 | * TemptingFate: |
99 | --> '''Light:''' ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky! |
100 | * ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[NukeEm sets off the atom bomb]] under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius." |
101 | %%* TimeForPlanB |
102 | %%* TookALevelInDumbass: everyone. |
103 | * TooSpicyForYogSothoth |
104 | -->'''L:''' There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave... |
105 | -->'''Soichiro:''' I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda. |
106 | -->'''Matsuda:''' * Sniff* They didn't want me. |
107 | %%* TransparentCloset: Ryuk. Also Light by way of SuspiciouslySpecificDenial. |
108 | * UnusualEuphemism: "I have to go smoke some actors." |
109 | * WithCatlikeTread: |
110 | -->'''Light:''' '''''DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!''''' |
111 | ** Also: |
112 | -->'''Ryuk:''' But hey, [[EvilGloating be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[IdiotBall IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]] |
113 | * {{Yandere}}: Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland. |
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