Line #26 Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS02E06


1	->''"[The] point is, I feel right at home here. I love watching the little kangaroo bears climb the menthalyptus trees."''
2	-->--'''Mel Gibson'''
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4	The sixth episode of the second season of Celebrity Deathmatch, also known as '''Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional'''.
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6	This episode consists of three pre-determined fights that take place at different locations around the world. The first undercard fight takes place in Australia, and sees action stars Creator/MelGibson and Creator/PaulHogan battling to the death. The second undercard fight takes place in Cuba and has Creator/AntonioBanderas take on [[Creator/CheechAndChong Cheech Marin]]. The main event of the episode takes place in the Netherlands, and features a three-way fight between singer [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]], model Fabio, and artist Music/YokoOno.
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8	!!This episode contains examples of:
9	* ArtAttacker: Yoko Ono bludgeons Bono to death with an art sculpture that she had created moments prior.
10	* BattleBoomerang: Paul wields one of these in his fight against Mel.
11	* BerserkButton: Cheech starts taking the fight seriously after Antonio accidentally kills Fidel Castro, whom Cheech was getting along very well with up until this point.
12	* TheCameo: This episode features appearances from Natalie Imbruglia, UsefulNotes/FidelCastro, and Andrés Cantor.
13	* CanCrushingCranium: Paul crushes a can of beer against Mel's face quite early into the fight.
14	* ClothingDamage: Antonio cuts away at Cheech's clothes with his sword, until he is reduced to his underwear.
15	* CookingTheLiveMeal: After being impaled on one of the ring posts, Paul is then thrown onto a waiting barbecue grill and is burned alive by Mel's personal chef.
16	* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Antonio Banderas is strung up by his feet and beaten like a piñata until his innards are spilled out through an AgonizingStomachWound.
17	* EyePoke: Mel manages to poke out both of Paul's eyes, momentarily blinding him until he puts them back in their sockets.
18	* FakeHairDrama: After breaking free from Fabio's KissOfDeath (and his hypnotic gaze), Yoko Ono retaliates by yanking his hair and revealing that he's actually wearing a wig. Fabio is understandably embarrassed to have his much, much shorter (and receding to the point of baldness) head of hair.
19	* FakeMuscles: Yoko Ono humiliates Fabio further by pulling off his muscular chest piece, revealing that he is actually just a thin man with a pot belly.
20	* GuttedLikeAFish: Fidel Castro is accidentally murdered in this fashion when Antonio mistakes him for Cheech amidst a cloud of smoke.
21	* HeadCrushing: Yoko Ono brutally crushes Bono's head using her art sculpture.
22	* HypnoticEyes: Fabio pleads with Yoko Ono to help him escape from Bono's leghold. Yoko initially refuses until Fabio tells her to look into his eyes, resulting in her (and Nick) falling under his control.
23	* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: Mel Gibson impales Paul Hogan on the end of a ring post.
24	* KillerBearHug: Bono tries to give one to Fabio, however this is nigh-impossible due to the amount of body lotion that Fabio has applied.
25	* KissOfDeath: After seducing a hypnotized Yoko and laying her on a sofa-bed that he has summoned, Fabio gives her a kiss that he says will "take [her] breath away." Quite literally, when she struggles to breathe as he's kissing her.
26	* MurphysBed: Yoko Ono is folded up and crushed in a sofa-bed by Fabio.
27	* NoHeroToHisValet: The reason Paul is fighting against Mel is because he believes that he's forgotten his roots ever since he made it big in Hollywood.
28	* NonSpecificallyForeign: While Bono and Yoko are noted to be from Ireland and Japan, Fabio's place of origin is billed as "Foreign Country"; he gives evasive answers when asked where he's from. [[note]]For the record, Fabio's actually from Italy.[[/note]]
29	* NoodleIncident: Between mid-fight conversation back at the home arena, it's revealed that Nick had to undergo two cavity searches.
30	* [[OffWithHisHead Off with Her Head!]]: Natalie Imbruglia is accidentally decapitated by a stray boomerang thrown by Paul.
31	* OneWomanWail: Parodied with Yoko, who starts emitting one in response to Fabio stroking her leg while she is in a hypnotic trance.
32	** SelectiveEnforcement: Mills Lane very quickly tells Fabio to knock it off.
33	* PhoneyCall: Mel distracts Paul into think that he's speaking to his agent about getting him a role in Lethal Weapon 4
34	* AScarToRemember: Antonio carves the letter 'L' into Cheech's chest.
35	* SeveredHeadSports: Natalie Imbruglia's decapitated head is seen being used as a rugby ball by a random sports team at ringside.
36	* SmokeOut: Fidel Castro offers his cigar to Cheech, who starts to smoke it excessively, to the point where it creates a smoke screen that severely reduces visibility in the ring.
37	* SpectatorCasualty: Natalie Imbruglia is accidentally decapitated during the first fight.
38	* TheStoner: Cheech spends most of the fight under the influence of marijuana.
39	* ThinkOfTheChildren: Bono's non-sensical motivation for agreeing to take part in his fight against Fabio and Yoko.
40	* TwoFaced: Paul manages to slice half of Mel's face off, resulting in this.

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