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1	->'''Globox:''' "Council"? "Magic"? Who's your mom, Betilla the fairy?\
2	'''Rayman:''' Yep!\
3	'''Globox:''' ''[[FlatWhat What.]]''\
4	'''Rayman:''' Yeah, she's my mom!
5	-->-- ''Webcomic/ImOnlyHuman''
6
7	->'''President Gilligrass:''' This is the President of the United States.\
8	'''Shanks:''' And this is the Wizard of Oz.
9	-->-- ''Literature/CharlieAndTheGreatGlassElevator''
10
11	->'''Apollo:''' I am Apollo!\
12	'''Chekov:''' And I am the Czar of all the Russias.
13	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
14
15	->'''Aunt May:''' What's going on up there?\
16	'''Peter Parker & Mary Jane:''' Nothing, aunt May!\
17	'''Aunt May:''' I don't want any hanky-panky up there!\
18	'''Peter Parker:''' We're studying!\
19	'''Aunt May:''' I mean it!\
20	'''Peter Parker:''' We're studying!\
21	'''Aunt May:''' And I'm Katie Couric!
22	-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan''
23
24	->'''Charley Brewster:''' Look, I'm telling you, Jerry Dandridge is a vampire!\
25	'''Detective Lennox:''' Sure, and I'm Film/DirtyHarry.
26	-->--''Film/{{Fright Night\|1985}}''
27
28	->'''Motherboard:''' I am protector of all Cyberspace.\
29	'''Inez:''' Right, and I'm Series/XenaWarriorPrincess.
30	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Cyberchase}}''
31
32	->'''Indiana Jones:''' ''[in a Scottish accent]'' Don't take that tone with me my good man! Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence [=McDonald=] and his lovely assistant are here to view the tapestries!\
33	'''Butler:''' Tapestries?\
34	'''Indy:''' The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? There are tapestries.\
35	'''Butler:''' This ''is'' a castle and we have ''many'' tapestries. And if you are a Scottish lord, then ''I'' am ''Mickey Mouse!''
36	-->-- ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade''
37
38	->''"Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."''
39	-->-- '''Ash Williams''', ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''
40
41	->''"If she knows anything, I'm the Martian Manhunter."''
42	-->-- '''Lois Lane''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite''
43
44	->'''Benedict:''' I'm warning you, I'm the former secretary of education!\
45	'''Police Officer:''' Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
46	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RecessSchoolsOut''
47
48	-> '''Tom:''' Next you're all going to be telling me I'm the long-lost princess of Russia. And the worst part is, I'll probably believe you.\
49	'''Jake:''' Would that make me royalty too?\
50	'''Marco:''' There can be only one Tsarina Anastasia Romanova, and Tom just called dibs on being her. But don't worry, I still like you better.
51	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Thing from Another World''
52
53	->''Oh, life is a cycle of glorious song,\
54	A medley of extemporania,\
55	And love is a thing that can never go wrong,\
56	And I am Marie of Roumania.''
57	-->-- Creator/DorothyParker
58
59	->'''Eddie Brock:''' Wow, little old Mrs. Chen is a little old blackmailer!\
60	'''Mrs. Chen:''' Less of the old, I'm 39!\
61	'''Venom:''' And ''I'' am Barry Manilow!
62	-->-- ''Film/VenomLetThereBeCarnage''
63
64	->'''Captain Fancey:''' I am Captain Fancey of the Bow Street Runners!\
65	'''Constable:''' And Ah'm Titania, Queen of all the fairies!
66	-->-- ''Film/CarryOnDick''
67
68	->''"If that's an innocent thirteen year old, I'm... Music/TinaTurner!"''
69	-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS2E14JobsForTheGirls Jobs for the Girls]]"
70
71	->'''Sharon:''' I tell ya, if these are a size fourteen, I am Jerry Hall.\
72	'''Dorien:''' If you're size fourteen, then ''I'm'' Jerry Hall.
73	-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS4E3Commitments Commitments]]"
74
75	->'''Tengen Uzui:''' I am the god of festivals. The god of Flashiness.\
76	'''Kagome Higurashi:''' ''[thinking]'' Yeah, and I'm empress of Japan.
77	-->-- ''Fanfic/TanjiroAndKagomeATaishoHeiseiFriendship'', "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/34901479/chapters/100955283 Ch.76-To Yoshiwara!]]"
78
79	->'''Sharon:''' Well, if you're French, I'm a monkey's uncle.\
80	'''Greg:''' You'd be a monkey's auntie, wouldn't you?
81	-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS8E6Money Money]]"
82
83	->'''Natella:''' You'll get detention if you set the school on fire!\
84	'''Keisha:''' And if my auntie had nuts, she'd be my uncle!\
85	'''Carol:''' Keisha, you have a detention.\
86	'''Keisha:''' ''[on mobile phone]'' Auntie May! You is a lying bitch!
87	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BromwellHigh'', "Fire Drill"
88
89	->'''Uncle Murgatroyed:''' Reckon! That means "good"!\
90	'''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Poindexter]]:''' I knew that.\
91	'''Uncle Murgatroyed:''' Sure, son. And I'm the King of England.
92	-->-- ''D.M. Dinwiddie, Physician-in-Training''
93
94	->'''Bizarro:''' Me am causing no trouble.\
95	'''Green Lantern (John Stewart):''' Sure, and I'm a ballerina.\
96	'''Bizarro:''' Bizarro not like big words!
97	-->-- ''Videogame/Injustice2''
98
99	->'''Shay Cormac:''' Maybe Le Chasseur has [the manuscript] figured out for us.\
100	'''Liam O'Brien:''' And maybe I'm Emperor of Rome.\
101	'''Shay:''' Ave, Caesar!
102	-->-- ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRogue''
103
104	->'''Jonny:''' C'mon, everybody! Plank says he heard something over here! \
105	'''Kevin:''' Yeah, right, and I'm the King of Siam. \
106	'''Rolf:''' And Rolf is the head of cabbage!
107	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS3E22TheDayTheEdStoodStill The Day the Ed Stood Still]]"
108
109	->''[Barnaby has announced to Mother Goose Village his plan to get married to Mary Contrary]''\
110	'''Barnaby:''' Citizens, you are looking at a very happy man.\
111	'''Sylvester the goose:''' ''[aside to Mother Goose]'' If he's happy, I'm a chicken.
112	-->-- The Disney film version of ''Theatre/BabesInToyland''
113
114	->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Warden:]]''' I am a Grey Warden and I seek the assistance of the mages.\
115	'''Carroll:''' Oh, you're a Grey Warden, are you? Prove it.\
116	'''The Warden:''' I have these documents here...\
117	'''Carroll:''' Yes? Oh, a Grey Warden seal. A-ha. So you're claiming to be one of those. You know, I have some documents, too. They say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you think of that?
118	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''
119
120	->'''Molly Weasley:''' I want you all to go straight to bed, no talking. We've got a busy day tomorrow. I expect Ginny's asleep, so try not to wake her up.\
121	'''Fred Weasley:''' Asleep, yeah right. If Ginny's not lying awake waiting for Hermione to tell her everything they said downstairs, then I'm a flobberworm....
122	-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix''
123
124	->''"What kind of fool do you take me for?! He's Squidward, he's Squidward; ''you're'' Squidward?! ''I'M'' Squidward!"''
125	-->-- '''Real Estate Agent''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E9NaturePantsOppositeDay Opposite Day]]"

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