Line #50 Quotes/NeverLiveItDown


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4	->'''Danny''': And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?\
5	'''Tess''': Monet.\
6	'''Danny''': Right, and then Manet had syphilis.\
7	'''Tess''': [[HeAlsoDid They also painted occasionally.]]
8	-->-- ''Film/OceansEleven''
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10	->'''Jay''': Hey, wait a second, aren't you that guy [[Film/AmericanPie that fucked the pie?]]\
11	'''Creator/JasonBiggs''': Y'see, man? Y'see? It's never "hey, you were in ''Film/Loser2000'', weren't ya?" or "dude, you rocked in ''Boys and Girls''!" No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm haunted by it!
12	-->--''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''
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14	->'''ComicBook/DraxTheDestroyer''': You! Man who has lain with an Askervarian!\
15	'''[[ComicBook/StarLord Peter Quill]]''': It was one time, man!
16	-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''
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18	->'''[=FedEx=] Driver''': Are you 'Tony... Stank'?\
19	'''James Rhodes''': Yes. This is... this is Tony Stank. You're in the right place. Thank you for that! Never dropping that, by the way. "Table for one, Mr. Stank. Please, by the bathroom."
20	-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
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24	->A tourist stays the night at a farmer's house, and in the morning, visits it with the farmer.\
25	"See that barn? Built it up with my own two hands for a year. But do they call me John Barnbuilder? No."\
26	A while later: "See those fields? I designed and dug the irrigation trenches myself. Took me two years to do it. But do they call me John Ditchdigger? No."\
27	Later still: "See that flock of sheep covering the hillside? Started out with just two of 'em, and five years later I got damn near two hundred. But do they call me John Shepherd? No!"\
28	The tourist asks "What should they call you then?"\
29	"Anything! Anything at all! All the things I've done in my life, you'd think they'd have trouble choosing, but no!"\
30	The farmer stays silent for a minute. "[[BestialityIsDepraved But you fuck]] ''[[BestialityIsDepraved ONE GOAT!]]''"
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34	->''There was this actor named Hegelochus in 408 BC\
35	Who messed up one of his lines oh so famously\
36	That two millennia later we still know his name\
37	And poets through the ages carry on his shame''
38	-->--[=TikTok=] user '''itskeyes''', "[[https://www.tiktok.com/@itskeyes/video/6927433491198086406 Every Actor's Nightmare or A Prayer for Hegelochus]]"
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40	->''But if just one time\
41	You get too drunk and shit\
42	In your best friend's bathtub\
43	Everybody calls you a Tubshitter! (Tubshitter)\
44	No matter if it was once, now you are Tubshitter! (Tubshitter)\
45	You are gonna be known as Tubshitter forever more!''
46	-->--[[https://youtube.com/shorts/F_ogzbodL2I?si=AkNB7sy7EAPET0lp One Time]]
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50	->''"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,\
51	He slipped from 40 yards!\
52	He gave it to Demba Ba!\
53	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard."''
54	-->-- '''[[UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague Everton fans]]''', making fun of Steven Gerrard slipping and allowing Demba Ba to score during Liverpool's 2-0 loss to Chelsea on April 27, 2014.
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58	->'''Harry Maguire''': [...] As a Manchester United player, I feel like I'm always apologizing to fans after we lose. ''[The sound of a plane taxiing in the background gets louder, forcing Harry to speak louder]'' BUT, I DON'T WANT TO '''SHOULDER''' ''[Harry moves his shoulder to emphasize the point]'' ALL THE BLAME-
59	->'''Lionel Messi's puppet''': WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT NOISE!?
60	->'''Maguire''': Huh? OH NOOOOO!!! WATCH OUUUUUT!!!
61	->''[The camera pans right to show the Brazil team plane taxiing dangerously close to a departure gate sign before gently hitting one of the posts, denting it slightly]''
62	->'''Neymar''': Yoooo, Marquinhos! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DwEBrMK99s You hit the post!]]
63	-->--''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018'': '''Champions Chat: Quarterfinals'''
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67	->'''Character:''' Says "I like bread" that one time.\
68	'''Fandom:''' Character has an [[TrademarkFavoriteFood obsession with bread]]. Bread is [[CargoShip character's true love]]. Draws character as bread. [[MemeticMutation Every meta joke in fanfic]] is about bread. The character's room is wallpapered with bread.
69	-->--'''[[http://leviatiel.tumblr.com/post/43190354091/character-says-i-like-bread-that-one levatiel]]''' on Website/{{Tumblr}}
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71	->''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma Arrives]]: Ranma arrives. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Surprising, huh?]] "[[AccidentalPervert You're a pervert!]]" said [[{{Tsundere}} Akane]], inadvertently setting her [[{{Fanon}} fanfic]] characterisation [[CharacterExaggeration for all time]].''
72	-->-- ''[[http://www.bladeandepsilon.com/rfpwsas.txt Ranma ½ For People With Short Attention Spans]]''
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74	->''I love that while [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius Jimmy Neutron]] generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in [[Recap/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGeniusS2E16MenAtWork that fast food episode]] that that’s all we can think about years later.''
75	-->-- '''[[https://sirobvious.tumblr.com/post/622912630391291904/ sirobvious]]''' on Website/{{Tumblr}}
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77	->''During the lean years in the mid-90s, before they recast Henson's and Oz's characters, there was a huge vacuum on the Street: they didn't have Ernie, Bert, Grover or Cookie Monster to play with, so Elmo ended up filling the gap left by the loss of all four characters. As it turns out, Elmo was essentially keeping the place warm for them, helping it to tick over until they decided to take the plunge and recast all those characters -- but at the time, it looked like Elmo was taking over, pushing out the characters that we loved and hogging the spotlight. Some fans still hold a grudge against Elmo, even now that we have our other monsters back.''
78	-->-- '''[[https://toughpigs.com/believe-in-yourself/ Danny Horn]]''' on ''Series/SesameStreet'', ''Website/ToughPigs''
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82	->''Developing a game, as it turns out, is quite hard. As negative press grew and grew concerning nepotism and mass resignations, and full-page gaming adverts informed a restless gaming public that they were Creator/JohnRomero's cellmate and he'd claimed the top bunk, as it were, outright hostility was brewing. At this point, the universe takes two paths: one in which Romero spearheads a bold artistic movement in gaming design as a misunderstood genius burdened with the egotism that often strikes the auteur, or Romero is forever lambasted as a boob so massive that even the most determined baby would struggle to get its gob around him. And which universe we ended up with hinged on one thing: ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' not being an execrable pile of garbage. Better luck next time, universe.''
83	-->'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' on ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' and [[CreatorKiller its impact on John Romero's reputation]]
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85	->''That was from our ''[[VideoGame/TheGooniesII Goonies II]]'' playthrough, which was one of my favorite games as a little kid... I was so excited to share it with the WebVideo/GameGrumps audience, and now the only thing ''anyone'' remembers from it is me [[WhatsAHenway falling for the "updog" joke]].''
86	-->-- '''[[Music/NinjaSexParty Dan Avidan]]''', WebVideo/GameGrumps, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdocwLhADo We watch the MOST POPULAR Game Grumps Animations - Game Grumps Compilations]]
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88	->''Uh, can I just talk for a second about how hilariously infamous [[https://youtu.be/6o6W_a6QumQ this clip]] is? ''Pokémon Challenges'' literally [[https://youtu.be/Q6SFRz6ycEc reacted]] over WebAnimation/{{Jaiden\|Animations}}'s [[https://youtu.be/HePvLYiZVko video]], and STILL included'' two whole minutes ''of me messing up [[NeverMyFault and blaming Captain Kidd.]]''
89	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Alpharad}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/ypduJxrezBw Can you beat Pokémon with a Level 1 team?]]"
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91	->''Your NES days, {{Creator/Konami}}. We do not forgive. We do not forget.''
92	-->-- '''Creator/JoshScorcher''' on Konami's [[NintendoHard infamously difficult NES games]], "Top Ten Konami Worst FAILS"
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94	->''Something I've noticed about fanfiction is that if a character even slightly mentions something that they like, a lot of writers will just take that interest and run. They'll base the character's life around that interest.''
95	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwMIxXkoVXo cherubsoul]], discussing fanfiction "pet peeves"'''
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97	->''I think Judo gets a lot of hate that's not necessary. Everyone likes to rail on how Judo was so mean to Bingo and she's just an awful character, but they forget that Judo said 'sorry' at the end. This is a redemption arc episode for her. Like, she realised what was wrong and said 'sorry' at the end; they were all happy, they hugged, and their tails all wagged. Everyone forgets that end part; they're like like 'Judo's an awful, bratty child!', so I kind of feel bad for Judo that, like, people seem to forget that, yeah, she realised her mistake in the end and she did better.''
98	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG2Txwrhq68 Aussie Girl Margie]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}}''
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100	-> '''Superhero Editor''': Hank, my friend, what is going on with you lately?\
101	'''[[ComicBook/AntMan Hank Pym]]''': I know…\
102	'''Editor''': Just look at yourself. I mean, you were a [[ComicBook/TheAvengers founding avenger]]!\
103	'''Hank''': I know…\
104	'''Editor''': The upper epsilon of everything else. And what, they make you a side character in [[Film/AntMan1 your own movie]]?\
105	'''Hank''': You think it has to do with the Slap?\
106	'''Editor''': Pffft, what? What slap are you even talking about-oh, you mean when [[DomesticAbuse you backhanded]] [[ComicBook/TheWasp your wife]] [[DomesticAbuse in the face]]. [[BlatantLies No, I’m sure-I’m sure people have forgotten by now]].\
107	'''Hank''': Figures. Y-y’know, that wasn’t even supposed to be a slap. I was just shooing her away.\
108	'''Editor''': Yeah, and you shooed the rest of your legacy with it.
109	-->-- '''WebVideo/SolidJJ''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOvPLtBrUI4 Superhero Editorial Room"]]
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