Line #43 Quotes/SaveThePrincess


1	[[AC:LiveActionTV]]
2	->"I was ''there''. I could ''taste it''. I was gonna save the princess, man! And then one of my fuckin' kids kicked out the plug."
3	-->--'''[[Music/TwistedSister Dee Snyder]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI'', ''[[ILoveTheExties I Love the 80's]]''
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5	[[AC:{{Music}}]]
6	->''Link! He come to town,\
7	Come to save, the Princess Zelda!''
8	-->-- '''Joe Pleiman''', "The Legend of Zelda", from ''The Rabbit Joint''.
9
10	->''Yeah, Mario's back\
11	Out to save that crazy Princess Daisy\
12	By now he's sick of this\
13	[[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle Princess fake-out bullshit]]''
14	-->-- '''Music/BrentalFloss''', "''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' With [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAtWQ_xn0kI Lyrics"]]
15
16	->''They kidnapped the Princess\
17	Ruined my picnic\
18	They kidnapped the Princess\
19	Ruined my day\
20	They kidnapped the Princess\
21	They wrecked my picnic\
22	They kidnapped the Princess\
23	They have to pay\
24	I am the knight who lives in your nightmares\
25	Cross me and I'll cross out your eyes\
26	They ruined [[TooDumbToLive our picnic in the cemetery]]\
27	[[FinalBoss Asutorato]], [[PrepareToDie get ready to die]]''
28	-->-- '''Music/TheAdventuresOfDuaneAndBrando''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpsuypjnM1k "Ghosts 'n Goblins"]]
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30	[[AC:VideoGames]]
31	->''"The words of guidance you have been hearing since your awakening are from Princess Zelda herself. Even now, as she works to restrain Ganon from within Hyrule Castle, she calls out for your help. However, my daughter's power will soon be exhausted. Once that happens, Ganon will freely regenerate himself and nothing will stop him from consuming our land. Considering that I could not save my own kingdom, I have no right to ask this of you, Link... But I am powerless here. You must save her... my daughter."''
32	-->-- '''King Rhoam''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''
33
34	->''Yo! I kidnapped the princess while you were running around. She's here in my castle if you dare to try and rescue her.''
35	-->--'''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3''
36
37	->''ALERT...Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom has apparently been kidnapped...AGAIN.''
38	-->-- '''''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'''''
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40	->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGear Mei Ling]]:''' But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?\
41	'''Snake:''' If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped.\
42	'''Mei Ling:''' ...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?
43	-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl'', on [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Peach and Mario]]
44
45	->''"Help! I'm being, like, stolen or something!"''
46	-->-- '''Alison''', ''VideoGame/TotallyRad''
47
48	->'''Talon''': Pay no attention to this lovely but pitiful creature. Any attempt to come to her aid will result in [[YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive certain termination]]...THIS GALAXY IS MINE!\
49	'''Ursula Skye:''' Who can stop [[YoureInsane this mad pirate?]]
50	-->-- ''Space Pirates'' (1992)
51
52	->"Sadly, the princess has no hope of rescue from anyone. Except for you, Tak. And if you should save her from her plight, happiness will be restored to her kingdom and the powers of darkness will be forever diminished. What say you, great and mighty warrior of the Pupanunu people? Will you bring your wits, your strength and your courage to bear on this sacred mission?"
53	-->-- '''Dream Juju''', ''VideoGame/Tak2TheStaffOfDreams''
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55	[[AC:WebAnimation]]
56	->"There are three entities: Mario, Princess Peach, and Bowser (the ego, the superego, and the id). One of these entities kidnaps another and the third has to go in pursuit of them. See if you can figure out which is which. This game made me realize that the plot of many {{Franchise/Mario}} games can be enlivened somewhat by assuming that 'cake' [[SexualEuphemism is the Mushroom Kingdom word for "sex"]] The Princess invites Mario over for some ''cake,'' but Bowser kidnaps her so she can make some ''cake'' for him, instead. Only [[YourSizeMayVary now he's 500 ft tall and emperor of the universe,]] so she'd better make sure her ''cake'' is spread quite wide."
57	-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2''
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59	[[AC:WebOriginal]]
60	->''None of this is because you want it. You had what you wanted, before that damnable [[MascotMook Red Arremer]] swooped down to take her. Your armor sitting there, mere feet away, crumbled in a post-coital heap as she was stolen. Now you have no choice but this endless forward march. No second thoughts or hesitations, compelled by lust or duty not to avert your eyes, you march on, up these horrific towers, pushing desperately for an unnecessary redemption.''
61	-->-- '''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/04/strange-doors-that-wed-never-close.html El Sandifer]]''' on ''VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins''
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63	->''I dream of a world where [[Franchise/AceAttorney Maya Fey]] can walk down a street without being accused of murder.''
64	-->-- Blogger '''[[http://yangderexiaolong.tumblr.com/post/85999721725/i-dream-of-a-world-where-maya-fey-can-walk-down-a Tenouttaten]]''
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66	[[AC:WebVideo]]
67	->"There's [[FatSweatySouthernerInAWhiteSuit Mr. Big]], I think his name is 'Roland' or something like that. Anyway, he's like, 'Billeh! I got yo' gurr-friend, ah guarantee Imma gonna take 'er back to mah estate n' make 'er mah bitch 'til you come on down 'dere n' beat up mah henchmen, mm hmm, an' I got a helicoptah.'"
68	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheAdventuresOfBayouBilly''

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