Line #20 Quotes/DamselScrappy


1	->''"You see this a lot in screenplays that, maybe [[ExecutiveMeddling they have too much studio stink on them]], or maybe they just weren't all that well thought-out in the first place. It's called '''LINETS''': '''L'''ove '''I'''nterest '''N'''on-'''E'''ssential '''T'''o '''S'''tory."''
2	-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''
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4	->(In a parody of "Temple of Doom")'' Lady here only because she humping [[Creator/StevenSpielberg director]].''
5	-->--'''Stewie''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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7	->''"Dawn's in trouble. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Must be Tuesday]]."''
8	-->-- '''Buffy''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
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10	->''"You almost got yourself and all of us killed because of your unbelievably irresponsible, deranged, and self-centered behavior, but that just makes me desire you more, you crazy, quirky, irresistible woman, you."''
11	-->--"Fangs of Endearment: A Vampire Novel" by Creator/DaveBarry
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13	->''"I've traveled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy friendly." ''
14	-->-- '''The Doctor''' on Rose, ''Series/DoctorWho''
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16	->''"[[MagicalGirlWarrior Ladybug]]'s real test of heroism is whether she can stand saving [[AlphaBitch Chloé]] over and over again, instead of just letting her die for being'' the worst human on Earth."
17	-->-- ''WebAnimation/SoThisIsBasically WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug''
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19	->''"I have never seen anyone more prone to life-threatening idiocy."''
20	-->-- '''Alice Cullen''' on Bella Swan, ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''
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22	->'''Eggman:''' [[EvilLaugh Chuckles]] Back in my lair once more. How many times are you gonna run?! I've captured you ''seventeen'' different times!\
23	'''Elise:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I feel like... it's gonna be at least eighteen]].
24	-->-- ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', ''VideoGame/{{Sonic the Hedgehog\|2006}}''
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26	->'''[[Manga/SaintSeiya Seiya]]:''' Oh yeah? And spending your whole life running after Princess Whatshername, who's so dumb, so DUMB that she gets kidnapped every five minutes, you think it's a soft job?\
27	'''Hippolyte:''' Indeed... seen like this...\
28	'''Seiya:''' Miss is supposed to be the incarnation of a warrior goddess, but as soon as she goes to the Wallmart to take advantage of discounts for the Pig Feast, slam! Two mooks drop on her, and she can't even send them flying. And of course, who has to climb 6000 steps and beats up 142 assholes to get her back? Muggins here! And in half a day, to boot, otherwise Miss could end up dead cold.
29	-->-- ''Series/FlandersCompany''
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31	->'''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4Remake Ashley]]:''' ''[under attack by Ganados]'' LEON! HEEEEEEEEEELP! ''[Leon arrives and beats up the Ganados]'' Leon! You saved me-\
32	'''Leon:''' ''[slaps Ashley into the third dimension]'' I thought I told you to STAY IN THE DUMPSTER!\
33	'''Ashley:''' Hey! What's the big idea?!\
34	'''Leon:''' The big d-- Bitch, I had to fight through, like, six dudes with a chainsaw, a big-ass troll thing, some BDSM-type shit, and a hot-ass Chinese woman just to get here!\
35	'''Ashley:''' Y'know, technically she's Asian-American, so it's a little bit on the nose where she-\
36	'''Leon:''' ''[slaps Ashley into the third dimension, again]'' WHY DIDN'T YOU STAY IN THE DUMPSTER?!\
37	'''Ashley:''' Well, if you ''must'' know, I saw a butterfly. ''[[[{{Beat}} a moment of dead, uncomprehending silence]]]'' And it was very pretty.\
38	'''Leon:''' ''[slaps Ashley into the third dimension, [[RuleOfThree yet again]]]'' Look, I've got like... like, three bullets left. Could you please, just... stay close, and we'll be outta here soon.\
39	'''Ashley:''' Okay!\
40	'''Leon:''' ''[opens attache case to use a green herb]'' Ugh... President isn't paying me enough for this kind of crap, I swear-- ''[closes attache case to see Ashley about to be ritually sacrificed]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe ARE YOU]]-- ''[[CurseCutShort WHAT THE FU]]--''
41	-->-- '''WebAnimation/PringusMcDingus''', "[[https://youtu.be/0knNr3TV3W4?si=QDCzTE4z1H0Nxmn_ Resident Evil 4... I Think.]]"
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43	->All his life, the characters he hated most were those who got taken hostage; if someone wanted him to become the sort of weak character who held others back, they might as well just kill him.
44	-->-- ''Literature/TheScumVillainsSelfSavingSystemRenZhaFanpaiZijiuXitong''
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46	->"Aw, no- ''hostages''. I ''hate'' hostages, man. Whinin' on about needing rescuing; takes all the fun outta the job! [[BeingGoodSucks Sometimes I hate being the good guy]]..."
47	-->-- '''Harry Tipper''', ''VideoGame/TimeSplittersFuturePerfect''
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