1 | ->''"If it took more than [[OneHitKill one shot]], you weren't using a Jakobs."'' |
2 | -->-- '''{{Slogan}} for [[MegaCorp Jakobs Corporation]] firearms''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' '''Well, do ya, punk?!'''"'' |
5 | -->-- '''Inspector Harry Callahan''', ''Film/DirtyHarry'', as he confronts the Scorpio Killer for the final time. |
6 | |
7 | ->''"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn [[TropeNamers hand cannon?]]"'' |
8 | -->-- '''Vince''', ''Film/PulpFiction'' |
9 | |
10 | ->'''[=McBain=]:''' But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with this pea shooter.\ |
11 | '''Captain:''' I don't wanna hear it, [=McBain=]. That-- that ''cannon'' of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book.\ |
12 | [[=McBain=] fires, blasting part of the book through the wall]\ |
13 | '''[=McBain=]:''' Bye, book. |
14 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
15 | |
16 | ->''"WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] TRIGGER!?!"'' |
17 | -->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAMrYjrL3A "The Rageaholic" review]] on ''[[Film/{{DeathWish}} Death Wish]] [[Film/DeathWish3 3]]'', referring to [[Creator/CharlesBronson Paul]] [[VigilanteMan Kersey's]] [[ICallItVera "friend"]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.475_Wildey_Magnum .475 Wildey]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildey Magnum]]. |
18 | |
19 | ->''"Very fine choice. A sturdy and noisy companion -- but you will still get the last word in most discussions with this one."'' |
20 | -->-- '''Ort-Meyer''', ''VideoGame/HitmanCodename47'', about the Desert Eagle Mark XIX. |
21 | |
22 | ->''Putting it down your pants [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius.'' |
23 | -->-- '''Ben Thompson''', talking about the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/500magnum.html S&W .500 Magnum]]. |
24 | |
25 | ->''Put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon.'' |
26 | -->-- Blurb on '''[[http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day06_english.htm The Ambassador]]''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' |
27 | |
28 | ->''"Stranger! (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?"'' |
29 | -->-- '''The Merchant''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', on purchasing the "Handcannon" |
30 | |
31 | ->''"A pistol … did that?! ''Jesus''."'' |
32 | -->-- '''Luke Valentine''', ''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Hellsing Ultimate]]'', on seeing Alucard's Jackal blast through solid stone. |
33 | |
34 | ->''"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, you should. This handgun's the apex of firepower, and it's all yours."'' |
35 | -->--'''J&M Castigo 44''' description, ''VideoGame/PAYDAY3'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''[=Moore=]:''' What do you carry that cannon for? ''(referring to Harry's .44 Magnum)''\ |
38 | '''[=Callahan=]:''' Because I hit what I aim at, that's why. .357 Magnum's a good weapon, but I've seen .38s bounce off windshields, no good in a city like this.\ |
39 | '''[=Moore=]:''' Its for the [[UnresolvedSexualTension penetration]], right?\ |
40 | '''[=Callahan=]:''' Is everything a sexual reference to you? |
41 | -->-- ''Film/TheEnforcer'' |
42 | |
43 | ->'''''"Holy mackerel!"''''' |
44 | -->-- '''Creator/StephenFry''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0#t=1m7s after firing a .44 Magnum.]] |
45 | |
46 | ->''"[[TheDreaded "Monster of the East"]], huh? Well, I've got the Monster of the West right here in my holster. Hope I get to introduce them."'' |
47 | -->-- '''NCR Ranger chatter''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' |
48 | |
49 | ->''"The Five Hundred Magnum from our mutual friends at Smith and Wesson. Makes the gun of Film/DirtyHarry look like a weasel's cock. Enough to stop even the largest charging buck."'' |
50 | -->-- '''Leopoldo Luna''', ''Comicbook/ThePunisherPresentsBarracuda'' |
51 | |
52 | ->"Shirou's gun was clearly not a toy, but an honest-to-goodness, Israel-made Desert Eagle .50 AE - often called a "hand cannon" and no doubt the strongest handgun in the world." |
53 | -->-- ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae'' |
54 | |
55 | ->''A custom revolver firing rounds so large it only holds 4 shots. More or less nothing can stand before a direct hit from one of these 26mm monstrosities.'' |
56 | -->-- '''"Bulldog" Heavy Revolver description''', ''Videogame/DeepRockGalactic'' |
57 | |
58 | ->''"Listen, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot, but [[ICallItVera the Samaritan]] here uses ''really'' big bullets."'' |
59 | -->-- '''Hellboy''', ''Film/Hellboy2004''. Samael ("Sammy") [[BlownAcrossTheRoom finds out how big]] a few seconds later. |
60 | |
61 | ->(Bones takes a Colt Python from his gun safe)'' "You've got the bastard of bastards--.357, for guarantied [[BoomHeadshot head]] [[YourHeadAsplode removal]]. That's...that's a sweetie. ''(takes out a Colt [=M1991A1=])'' You've got your standardized .45, super size--that's a hungry man right there. And you've got the King of Mayhem! ''(produces a Desert Eagle)'' Half cannon, sword of justice! Take this fucker to the Holy Land and start your own crusade! Any one of these, is bound to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution make you feel better about what's bothering you]]."'' |
62 | -->-- '''Bones Darley''', ''Film/DeathSentence'' |
63 | |
64 | ->''Bolan lightly gouged the back of his head with the muzzle of Big Thunder. "This piece is a hand howitzer," he told the guy coldly. "It spits 240 grains of hollow-nose disintegrators with a muzzle energy of more than a thousand foot-pounds. The trigger moves very eagerly to a two-pound pull. All I have to do is sigh a bit too hard and your skull will fall in like a rotten egg. And every time you say something silly, Danny, it makes me sigh with regret."'' |
65 | -->-- ''Literature/TheExecutioner #21: Firebase Seattle'' |
66 |
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