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1	->''(Sophie sits on Mark's hand on the bus.)''\
2	'''Mark''': ''(thinking)'' Women don't like your hands under their bottoms, Mark. That's been established, that's a given.
3	-->--''Series/PeepShow''
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5	->''"There is a bigger problem with Yuuki-kun: his propensity to fall without regard for place or time, and to wedge himself into girls... if I had to name this disease, as a doctor, it would be.... '''Cataplectic Indecency Syndrome'''"''
6	-->--'''[[Manga/ToLoveRu To Love-Ru]]'''
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8	->''"So, you want to get off me, or were you just getting comfortable?"''
9	-->-- '''[[Franchise/StarWars Mara Jade]]''', ''[[Literature/TheHandOfThrawn Specter of the Past]]''
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11	->'''Yami''': Watch out, Kaiba! There's a naked man behind you!\
12	'''Kaiba''': Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenis—gah, I looked!
13	-->--''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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15	->''(Joseph walks past [[Literature/SpiceAndWolf Holo and a female Fermi]].)''\
16	'''Joseph''': Some ladies are walking by.\
17	''(Joseph does a respectful pose.)''\
18	'''Narrator''': The pose Joseph took was one of respect.\
19	''(Holo and Fermi's skirts both fly up.)''\
20	'''Holo''': Kyaaah, pervert! There's a metal part at the edge of my skirt... Because of that... it flipped up somehow!\
21	'''Fermi''': Wa... there's metal at the edge of my skirt too... For some reason, when this old man walked by, the metal part got pulled towards him and my skirt flibbed -- flipped up! I messed up!\
22	'''Joseph''': Oh no! This isn't what it looks like!
23	-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''
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25	->'''Hope''': Enjoyin' the view?
26	->'''Peter''': Oh, sorry.
27	-->-- ''Film/CarryOnGirls''
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29	->'''Orie:''' Oh, Kiiido! Did you find Vati--?! ...Wh-Wh-What on earth are you doing?! She's n-n-naked, for crying out loud!
30	->'''Hyde:''' Aaaugh! H-Harada! It's not what it looks like, I swear! You just showed up at the worst possible time!
31	->'''Wagner:''' You're absolutely incorrigible. Here I thought you'd be satisfied with [[NoodleIncident having seen me naked]].
32	->'''Hyde:''' Ack! M-Miyashiro! It was an accident! I mean, we talked about that already, right?! Why d'you gotta bring it up now?!
33	->'''Yuzuriha:''' Hey there, Hyde? You found Vatista ye-- Whoa! Yikes! Hyde, you little perv!
34	->'''Hyde:''' Yuzu?! What're you doing here?! G-Get outta here! I'm in enough trouble already!
35	->'''Nanase:''' Gasp! Hyde Kido! Shame on you, subjecting this innocent girl to your vices!
36	->'''Hyde:''' C'mon! Give me a break already! I'm not subjecting anyone to anything!
37	->'''Phonon:''' Blech. What's wrong, can't find someone your own age? Disgusting...
38	->'''Hyde:''' Aw, man! You got it all wrong! Don't think you can join in the dogpile and just strut away like that!
39	->'''Vatista:''' ...
40	-->--''[[VideoGame/UnderNightInBirth UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH II Sys:Celes]]''
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Context Quotes / AccidentalPervert