| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:Season 1]] |
| 4 | [[AC:Free to Be...]] |
| 5 | * Media Offline; because you are an idiot. |
| 6 | * "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." This is then followed by "[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!" being played in its '''entirety''' in rapid-fire speed. |
| 7 | |
| 8 | [[AC:Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.]] |
| 9 | * Fire effects are manipulated into a scene involving clips from the ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'' episode "Trust Thomas", where James pushes some freight cars off-screen, making it look like [[BlackComedy he made them crash]]. |
| 10 | * The first appearance of the [=WTF=]? Kid. |
| 11 | |
| 12 | [[AC:Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up]] |
| 13 | * An FBI warning screen is shown, followed by the text "Yeah, right...". |
| 14 | * "And you, there, quit cracking really weird jokes! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!" |
| 15 | |
| 16 | [[AC:Sledgehammers and Audiotapes]] |
| 17 | * The random DrosteEffect scene. |
| 18 | * "[[Literature/ToKillAMockingbird We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fish pool!]]" |
| 19 | |
| 20 | [[AC:Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music]] |
| 21 | * The Columbia Pictures "Sunburst" logo transitioning to Music/{{Nickelback}}. |
| 22 | |
| 23 | [[AC:The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels]] |
| 24 | * The [=NextG=] Poop Finger Band performing "Running in the '90s". |
| 25 | ** "[[FreezeFrameBonus DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FREAKING ANNOYING]] [[UnreadablyFastText FLASHING MESSAGES LIKE THIS?]]" |
| 26 | |
| 27 | [[AC:And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You, Too!]] |
| 28 | * [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Percy goes to work in the]]--[[CallBack Percy goes to work in the]]--[[BrokenRecord Percy goes to work in the]]-- |
| 29 | |
| 30 | [[AC:Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?]] |
| 31 | * [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]] saying "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog I'll have to give myself a pr-r-romotion!]]". |
| 32 | |
| 33 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Was Found in the Local Funeral Home]] |
| 34 | * "What is the answer?" "Butt sex?" |
| 35 | |
| 36 | [[AC:Give Your [=NextG=] Poop a Shot of Adrenaline]] |
| 37 | * "BEM FEITO! BEM FEITO!" |
| 38 | |
| 39 | [[AC:One Man's Trash is Another Man's [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 40 | * ''[=NextG=] Poop'': [[WordSaladHumor Power. Dance. Shout. Cheer. Spirit.]]] [[FlatWhat What?]] |
| 41 | * "[=VideoLater=]! You can watch your favorite ASS on your very own personal video disc player! Not now, but later!" |
| 42 | * "Anytime, anywhere. Creator/{{ABC}}. [[TheStinger End here.]]" |
| 43 | [[/folder]] |
| 44 | |
| 45 | [[folder:Season 2]] |
| 46 | [[AC:I Will Not Use "DIE" in the Title of a [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 47 | * This is [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]]'s [[TooDumbToLive response]] to a random [=EBS=] warning stating "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BLOWN UP AT 3:00 PM ET!". |
| 48 | -->'''Michael''': That's right! And my watch says it'll be 3:00 in 10 seconds! |
| 49 | -->'''Barney and the Kids''': 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! ''(cue a [[SensoryAbuse really loud]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog explosion]])'' |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[AC:The First Rule About [=NextG=] Poop is...]] |
| 52 | * "Spring break is when you make up for all the bogus time wasted in a very special hat. It's a time for drivin' out west, with the top down, checkin' out all the FINE ladies!" |
| 53 | |
| 54 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop is Known to Kill [=VCR=]s]] |
| 55 | |
| 56 | [[AC:These Are the Voyages of [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 57 | * The ShoutOut to the ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' DVD at the beginning. |
| 58 | * "It is the learned that the suspect has the newest animated classic from your ASS!" |
| 59 | |
| 60 | [[AC:The [=NextG=] Poop [=NewsHour=]]] |
| 61 | * This: |
| 62 | -->'''Jim Lehrer''': So, WesternAnimation/WordGirl, being a 10-year-old superhero-- |
| 63 | -->'''[=WordGirl=]''': Uh, 10 and a half, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. |
| 64 | |
| 65 | [[AC:People Fall Down in [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 66 | * "Jonathan the Jerk" explaining the main concept of the episode. |
| 67 | |
| 68 | [[AC:Shake Your [=NextG=] Poop Tail]] |
| 69 | * The characters of the ''Series/MotherGooseTreasury'' re-enacting the opening cutscene of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', and vice versa. |
| 70 | |
| 71 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop...It's What's for Dinner]] |
| 72 | * The entire "Pants, Shirts, Pleated Skirts" remix. |
| 73 | * "Once upon a time, Glay and his partner in rhyme, Creator/{{Paramount}}, have to chop garlic. [[Advertising/TheMagicBullet Stinky, nasty garlic]]. But Paramount has to drive to a local laundromat. [[WesternAnimation/SuperWhy Did that keep her from]] chopping garlic? No. So Paramount had a choice between taking $1,000 towards dried apples, or the Tobi. Paramount said 'dried apples', and he had butt sex with your ASS." |
| 74 | * ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}}'': Fast Ironing Edition. |
| 75 | |
| 76 | [[AC:Even Soul Reapers Prefer [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 77 | * Hello. I am The Wal. I have come to return to power. |
| 78 | ** You will NOT return to power, you stupid jerk! |
| 79 | *** That's what YOU think! |
| 80 | *** [[spoiler:[[TheStinger YOU MANIAC FOOLS! You think you might have gotten rid of me, but I will return! Mark my words!]]]] |
| 81 | * From a clip inside the episode itself, Joel [=McHale=]'s commentary regarding a British commercial for "Baby Wee-Wee" (a doll that ''[[AvertedTrope doesn't]]'' have a BarbieDollAnatomy...), from ''Series/TheSoup'': |
| 82 | -->"You know, it's REALLY innovative of the toy industry to construct a working doll with such a huge c[[BleepDammit *bleep*]]." |
| 83 | * The ending. |
| 84 | -->'''Female Voice on Tape''': [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Don't move, you man, you. Cover your body with]] [[Anime/{{Bleach}} Orihime]]. |
| 85 | -->''({{beat}})'' |
| 86 | -->'''Orihime''': '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames DIE!]]''' |
| 87 | -->''(attacks the female voice with static electricity off-screen; some text appears reading "And so Orihime attacked in a scene of such spectacular proportions, it could never in your life be seen in a [[TakeThatMe low-budget poop like this]].")'' |
| 88 | -->'''Sped-Up [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i]] Ganon''': [[BigNo NOOOOOO!]] YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME... |
| 89 | |
| 90 | [[AC:All Your [=NextG=] Poop Are Belong to Pink Boys]] |
| 91 | * Setting the ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'' intro to "Running in the '90s" by Initial D. |
| 92 | * "Gordon laughed." ''(laughs like Mario from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')'' |
| 93 | * "Bust my breakfast!" |
| 94 | * This scene: |
| 95 | -->'''Narrator''': Meanwhile, James was enjoying himself enormously. |
| 96 | -->'''James''': What a clever plan! |
| 97 | -->'''Narrator''': He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hatt. |
| 98 | -->'''Sir Topham Hatt''': Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James! You're a very naughty *bleep*. |
| 99 | -->'''James''': Yes, sir! |
| 100 | -->'''Narrator''': Said James. |
| 101 | -->'''Sir Topham Hatt''': BAH! |
| 102 | -->'''Narrator''': Said Sir Topham Hatt, and angrily let off steam. |
| 103 | |
| 104 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop is Immune from the Writers' Strike]] |
| 105 | * The introduction of the "ASS!" (BONUS!) RunningGag, introduced via a ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' contestant solving a puzzle that is "THE GOOSE THAT LAID THE GOLDEN ASS". |
| 106 | * [[Music/AlyAndAJ It feels good, it feels goo]][[IncrediblyLongNote oooooooooooooooo]]-- |
| 107 | * Because "WRITERS SUCK", Matt is forced to JumpTheShark and use the EXACT same ending as "Even Soul Reapers Prefer [=NextG=] Poop". |
| 108 | |
| 109 | [[AC:Is It Live or Is It [=NextG=] Poop?]] |
| 110 | * The entire "Poop Market" sequence. |
| 111 | |
| 112 | [[AC:The World-Famous Star-Studded [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 113 | * "I frequently find myself thinking of....." ''(cut to [=CBS/Fox=] Video logo)'' |
| 114 | * Two words: "[[RunningGag THANK...you!]]" |
| 115 | * "Enough fluff! Let's end this one in true [=NextG=] style!" |
| 116 | * [[JumpScare FAILED ASS SHOT]] |
| 117 | [[/folder]] |
| 118 | |
| 119 | [[folder:Season 3]] |
| 120 | [[AC:We'll Return Right After We Take a [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 121 | * "There comes a time, where even [[Music/SouljaBoy YOOOOOUUUU]] must DIE." |
| 122 | * "'''''WE'RE NOT TWINS!!!'''''" "O RLY?" |
| 123 | |
| 124 | [[AC:Secret Confessions of [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 125 | * "Are you good-looking?" "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!]]" |
| 126 | * "NONE of America is talking about Secret Confessions." |
| 127 | |
| 128 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop at Home]] |
| 129 | * "[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog I'M TOO CHEAP]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames for]] real gravy!" |
| 130 | * The infamous scene from ''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry'' where Rika graphically headbutts a knife? [[NightmareFuel Horrific]]. That scene being set to "[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Happypeople]]", and being followed by a slo-mo clip of what appears to be Randy Savage in his Slim Jim attire? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Surprisingly hilarious.]] |
| 131 | |
| 132 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Knows Where You Live]] |
| 133 | * "The letter 'Y' comes after 'X', and 'Y' is the first letter in "your ass"!" (DOUBLE BONUS!) |
| 134 | |
| 135 | [[AC:A Simple Plan for [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 136 | * Sammy Stephens (a.k.a. the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk Flea Market Montgomery]]" guy) rapping [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1fDOzLkAo this]] Easy-Off Bam commercial. |
| 137 | * "[[Creator/BillyMays I'll put]] Music/FloRida [[TakeThat in the rinse cycle!]]" |
| 138 | |
| 139 | [[AC:What [=NextG=] Poop Says, [=NextG=] Poop Does]] |
| 140 | * "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU'VE! GOT! TO!]]" |
| 141 | * "[[RunningGag Drumroll, please!]]" |
| 142 | * Matt splicing in WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic clips criticizing an OverlyLongGag from ''Joy Junction'', involving a mouse who questions how things began. |
| 143 | |
| 144 | [[AC:My [=NextG=] Poop is Bigger Than Yours!]] |
| 145 | * The entire Maxwell Butterman sequence. |
| 146 | -->'''Maxwell''': So, as your Butter Party candidate, I, Maxwell Butterman, ask you.....[[LargeHam WHY CHANGE?!?!]] We're ''[[ChewingTheScenery RICH]]'', my friends! Rich in near-misses! Loaded with CUM, and dripping with SNACK! |
| 147 | * "[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]]"--''(explosion)'' |
| 148 | |
| 149 | [[AC:A [=NextG=] Poop...Shaken, Not Stirred.]] |
| 150 | * "[[Series/{{Passions}} YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE-IE!!!!!]]" |
| 151 | * [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Barack Obama spitting out the Warner Bros. Television shield.]] |
| 152 | |
| 153 | [[AC:The Life and Times of [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 154 | * The Ass Train. |
| 155 | |
| 156 | [[AC:Don't Tell Me [=NextG=] Poop Don't Matter!]] |
| 157 | * The "[ex]Tremes. ''(bi ba ba ba ba bah)''" VoiceClipSong remix. |
| 158 | * Barack Obama talking in high speed. |
| 159 | * A shot of a guy getting beaten [[SoundtrackDissonance set to]] the "COME ON, BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY" part of Aqua's "Barbie Girl". |
| 160 | |
| 161 | [[AC:If the [=NextG=] Poop Fits]] |
| 162 | * The Grinch saying "IT SUCKS." |
| 163 | * "'''''COME'''''" |
| 164 | |
| 165 | [[AC:A [=NextG=] Poop's Work is Never Done]] |
| 166 | * "Oh my God, is that a ''pimple''?!" |
| 167 | ** "OH MY GOD, IT IS A PIMPLE!" |
| 168 | |
| 169 | [[AC:The [=NextG=] Poop Factor]] |
| 170 | * All of ''Film/TheBigLebowski'' clips. |
| 171 | * Three words: '''''[[Series/{{Reba}} I.....need.......DRUUUUGS!]]''''' |
| 172 | |
| 173 | [[AC:Something to Do with [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 174 | * The ending, where [[AllJustADream the entire poop is revealed to be a wet dream of Napoleon from]] ''Literature/AnimalFarm'': |
| 175 | -->'''Napoleon''': [[CatapultNightmare OOH!!!!]].....[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice WET DREAM!]] ''[[LargeHam EV--]]''.....never mind. |
| 176 | [[/folder]] |
| 177 | |
| 178 | [[folder:Season 4]] |
| 179 | [[AC:All [=NextG=] Poop are Created Equal]] |
| 180 | * I can't. I can't. I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca--I ca-- |
| 181 | |
| 182 | [[AC:The Importance of Being [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 183 | |
| 184 | [[AC:There Goes a [=NextG=] Poop]] |
| 185 | |
| 186 | [[AC:Not the Nine O'Clock [=NextG=] Poop Caper]] |
| 187 | * "We are just seconds away from the world premiere event that EVERYONE'S been talking about." "[[Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos Well, NOT me!]]" |
| 188 | |
| 189 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop and the Hands of Fate (Semi-Starring Amy Rose!)]] |
| 190 | * "[[Anime/SonicX Hey, Knux]], now that Tails has gotten rid of his pervish ways, you think you could do the same?" |
| 191 | |
| 192 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop's Salad Days]] |
| 193 | * ''{{Previously on}} [=NextG=] Poop...'' [[spoiler:You lazy fool. Go watch the last episode yourself if you want to know what happened before this one.]] |
| 194 | * "Programs like this one are proven not to have any real purpose or educational value." |
| 195 | ** "'''DUMB BIRD ALERT!'''" |
| 196 | |
| 197 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop and the (Supposedly) Last Crusade]] |
| 198 | * "[[BrokenRecord Hotcakes, hotcakes!]]" |
| 199 | * The Warner Home Video shield [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext knocking the Dinty Moore can shown during the sequence out of the way]]. |
| 200 | * "Old [=McDonald=] had A [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKIN']] PIG!" "[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand E-I-eeeee-iiiii...]]" |
| 201 | * "She met this guy named SLEEPY!" ''([[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Sleepy]] appears on Maury's screen)'' |
| 202 | [[/folder]] |
| 203 | |
| 204 | [[folder:[=NXPQuickies=]]] |
| 205 | [[AC:This Video is Better Than Spider-Man 3]] |
| 206 | * The description. "And I haven't even seen it." |
| 207 | * "It's so easy to use geico.com, a caveman could disappear in the Bermuda Triangle!" |
| 208 | * TheStinger is composed of a loud JumpScare......and then Robotnik appears yelling "STOP IT!". |
| 209 | |
| 210 | [[AC:Disposable Hygenic Experimental Volcanoes]] |
| 211 | * The entire poop is a hilariously epic experiment in chroma keying and other surreal effects. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvektRRQ9ak It needs to be seen to be believed.]] |
| 212 | |
| 213 | [[AC:[=LOL=] IT'S S.T.E.V.E.]] |
| 214 | * [=LOL=] BUCKTOOTH |
| 215 | |
| 216 | [[AC:[=LOL=] IT'S A SLAPFEST]] |
| 217 | |
| 218 | [[AC:Hail to the Poop, Mr. President]] |
| 219 | * This: |
| 220 | -->'''Link''': I won! |
| 221 | -->'''Zelda''': You did not! |
| 222 | |
| 223 | [[AC:ANGUS MISSED FOR THE FIRST TIME]] |
| 224 | * TheStinger. |
| 225 | -->'''Cara Cunningham (formerly known as Chris Crocker)''': LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!! |
| 226 | -->'''Mayor Ned [=McNodd=]''': NO! |
| 227 | -->'''The Nostalgia Critic''': Okay, seriously, you done? |
| 228 | |
| 229 | [[AC:MORSHU GETS HIS [=MMH=]'S WORTH]] |
| 230 | |
| 231 | [[AC:[=NextG=]'s Morning Surprise...?]] |
| 232 | |
| 233 | [[AC:A Message to the Square Pegs in the Round Holes]] |
| 234 | |
| 235 | [[AC:I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD TITLE]] |
| 236 | |
| 237 | [[AC:BRILLE'S GRILLES]] |
| 238 | |
| 239 | [[AC:PURE INNOCENT MADNESS]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | [[AC:YET WHOSE KIDNEY IS IT ANYWAY]] |
| 242 | |
| 243 | [[AC:MARC SUMMERS COOKS RAW CHICKEN WITH KINKAJOU]] |
| 244 | * "[[TheStinger RAW!]]" |
| 245 | |
| 246 | [[AC:DICK TURBOT]] |
| 247 | [[/folder]] |
| 248 | |
| 249 | [[folder:Special Programs]] |
| 250 | [[AC:[=NextG=]'s Most Random Video Ever!]] |
| 251 | * WesternAnimation/{{The Lorax|2012}} reciting part of ''Literature/DavidCopperfield'', before the Once-ler yells at him "[[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!]]". |
| 252 | |
| 253 | [[AC:[=NextG=]'s Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!]] |
| 254 | |
| 255 | [[AC:[=NextG=] (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop]] |
| 256 | |
| 257 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Christmas Tape 2008]] |
| 258 | |
| 259 | [[AC:At the Crossroads Addendum]] |
| 260 | |
| 261 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!]] |
| 262 | |
| 263 | [[AC:Everybody Now!]] |
| 264 | |
| 265 | [[AC:[=NextG=] Poop Remix]] |
| 266 | |
| 267 | [[AC:[=NextG=]'s Ancient Prophecies]] |
| 268 | |
| 269 | [[AC:Will Smith Helps Clean Up Mr. Whimper's Glue Factory]] |
| 270 | |
| 271 | [[AC:Will Smith Knows Nothing About Holding Grudges]] |
| 272 | |
| 273 | [[AC:Will Smith Irritates Everybody for the Last Time]] |
| 274 |
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