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| 6 | [[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 6)'']] |
| 7 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Celeste}}'' Review]] |
| 8 | * The beginning of the episode itself, complete with grown-up Selene. |
| 9 | -->'''Johnny:''' So, what do you think, Selene? Ready to start off 2019? |
| 10 | -->''*Selene gives an AsideGlance as if to say: "Whatever..."*'' |
| 11 | -->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, I know, I hate January too. |
| 12 | |
| 13 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/HollowKnight Review'']] |
| 14 | * While pointing out that this game is a Metroidvania-style adventure, Johnny showcases the same [[TheImmodestOrgasm O-face]] he used back in his ''Sonic Mania'' review. |
| 15 | * "Everything in this world is positively fucked" |
| 16 | |
| 17 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Smite}}: Battleground Of The Gods'' Review]] |
| 18 | * The acronym ''[=MOBA=]'' (''Multiplayer Online Battle Arena'') sounds quite odd for Johnny himself. Thankfully, it's not bad as ''[=MMO=]'' (pronounces as "Momo") and ''[=RPG=]'' (pronounces as "R-Pig"). |
| 19 | * Cupid's cutesy design "sticks out [[{{Pun}} like an arrow to the heart]]". |
| 20 | * Xing Tian gets bitch-slapped for being bad at dating. |
| 21 | * Scylla delivers DeathGlare that could rival even [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna's]]. As Johnny says: |
| 22 | -->'''Johnny:''' I just wish she didn't look like she's gonna [[YourSoulIsMine eat my soul]] with that satanic stare... |
| 23 | |
| 24 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Remake'' Review]] |
| 25 | * Taking a page [[WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd from his direct inspiration]], this video has a framing device. Said framing device? Johnny finding himself in the middle of the ''ZombieApocalypse'' while folding his laundry, and getting trapped in his basement by his zombified brothers... |
| 26 | * Upon seeing Zombie Elliot: |
| 27 | -->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck? ''*cue Elliot attacking him*'' |
| 28 | * He starts getting a little annoyed while recreating the fixed camera angles from the classic games (and the intentional lag between transitions). |
| 29 | ** "The door is jammed. And you don't know why." |
| 30 | * When Johnny looks outside and sees the city on fire, his face just screams: "Well, I'm fucked..." |
| 31 | * While fending off Zombie Mark, Johnny comes across a toy gun named [[Series/TheWalkingDead Lucille]]. |
| 32 | -->'''Johnny:''' Well, Lucille it is! ''*pumps the gun*'' |
| 33 | * After this nightmare, Johnny sees the game, with a note from Capcom saying "Enjoy". |
| 34 | --> '''Johnny''': [[MoodWhiplash Ooh!]] |
| 35 | * Johnny is convinced that this is happening because he referred to Ni Zan as female, apparently. |
| 36 | * This: |
| 37 | -->'''Johnny''': Let's go out with a bang [[ThatCameOutWrong before I have to bang something else -]] [[LampshadeHanging Phrasing]]... |
| 38 | * Johnny cuts off his theme song, saying that things are so grim it doesn't deserve to play: |
| 39 | -->'''Johnny:''' [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace I just shot my brother in the fucking face]]! What the Hell's the matter with you?! |
| 40 | * The scariest thing in this game, according to Johnny? Those late 90's gas prices. |
| 41 | --> '''Johnny''': What the fuck happened in the last 20 years? |
| 42 | * Johnny can't help but relate to the fat zombie who wants his candy bar. |
| 43 | * While pointing out that zombies aren't easy to kill: |
| 44 | -->'''Johnny:''' These things just won't stay down! Isn't that right, Mark? ''*Zombie Mark suddenly lunges at Johnny*'' OH SHI- ''*couple of grunts, then loud gunshot*'' |
| 45 | * Mr. X and his "$9000 trench coat." |
| 46 | ** Speaking of which, one scene has Johnny narrowly avoiding a swipe from X while also giving off this hilariously high-pitched scream. |
| 47 | * The ending itself. Highlights include: |
| 48 | ** Johnny once again gets interrupted by Mark and Elliot, just as he was about to deliver a message to Ted. |
| 49 | ** Just as his brothers are about to kill him, [[CatapultNightmare Johnny suddenly shoots up in bed]] [[AllJustADream and realizes he was dreaming]], all while Selene gives him the look of "Dude, what the fuck?" |
| 50 | ** Zombie Mark suddenly attacks Johnny while the latter is having his usual morning coffee... complete with a Wilhelm scream. |
| 51 | * The outtakes. '''ALL OF THEM'''. |
| 52 | |
| 53 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII'' Review]] |
| 54 | * Johnny is seen lifting his [[{{BFG}} Big Fucking Keyblade]]. |
| 55 | -->'''Johnny:''' That shit weighs a ton! |
| 56 | ** The way he starts the review: |
| 57 | -->'''Johnny:''' Goodness! Is it finally time to look at the... ''Final Fantasy VII Remake?'' [[BaitAndSwitch No, it's]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch Kingdom Hearts III!]]'' |
| 58 | * From the plot synopsis portion: |
| 59 | ** Johnny's gushing about ''Franchise/ToyStory'' content finally making its way to ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe. Nothing is compared to '''BUZZ LIGHTYEAR''', indeed. |
| 60 | ** Referring to Xehanort's new Organization XIII as ''Blackstreet Boys''. |
| 61 | ** Johnny is legitimately confused about Replicas - and if they are actually Heartless by definition... |
| 62 | -->'''Roxas:''' [[CallBack Shut up!]] |
| 63 | ** Feeling that Sora, Donald and Goofy are actually [=DVD=] commentators. |
| 64 | ** Heartless possessing the dinosaur toys, leading to: |
| 65 | -->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Thorg:]]''' [[HulkSpeak Thorg hungry!]] [[YouNoTakeCandle Thorg want eat!]] |
| 66 | ** Ventus is still resting in the Castle Oblivion where Aqua hid him from Xehanort's wrath. Johnny notes that the [[ArtisticLicensePhysics muscular atrophy is nonexistent]] in ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe. |
| 67 | ** Johnny describes the Union Keyblade wielders as an "Internet band of shitposters". |
| 68 | ** ''Xion herself'' was suddenly brought back to life for no reason whatsoever. Johnny is understandably baffled: |
| 69 | -->'''Johnny:''' She is just there. What the fuck? |
| 70 | ** To complete the process of creating ''the'' Keyblade, Xehanort provokes Sora into attacking him... by killing off Kairi - who is pretty much DemotedToExtra at this point. |
| 71 | -->'''Johnny:''' Fucking hell, poor Kairi! A means to an end until the last breath. What an utter... utter waste of potential! |
| 72 | ** The most bullshit part of the plot, according to Johnny? ''The spirit of Master Eraqus returning to have an "old-time buddy chat" with the defeated Xehanort''. The bewilderment ensues: |
| 73 | -->'''Johnny:''' What a croc of shit! This is the same guy who manipulated countless people, did untold harm to countless worlds to spead darkness all across, and he's also kinda the reason Master Eraqus fucking died! And now they're trying to tell me that this dude had good intentions? ''Fuck off with that shit!'' Even as someone who checked out a while ago, you can't ask me to swallow that... no, sir! |
| 74 | * Surprisingly, this game is lacking a lot of ''Final Fantasy'' representatives. Including ''Squall''... |
| 75 | -->'''Squall:''' [[CallBack That's Leon...]] |
| 76 | -->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, whatever, Squall! |
| 77 | * The Gummy Ship boss battle theme includes, of all things, the snippet from ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd theme''. |
| 78 | * Johnny is glad to finally see '''ACTUAL TOWNSPEOPLE'''. HilarityEnsues. |
| 79 | * The bit where Sora is ''cooking meal like a chef''. |
| 80 | * At the end of the episode, Johnny ''manages to scratch the ceiling with his Keyblade''. |
| 81 | -->'''Johnny:''' Oooh... shit! |
| 82 | |
| 83 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4'' Review]] |
| 84 | * Johnny notes how empty his game room feels now that his futon has "transcended to a higher plane of existence". [[note]]Said futon ended up breaking during the SGB playthrough of ''Super Luigi Galaxy''.[[/note]] |
| 85 | * Saying that Creator/WillemDafoe is his favorite actor. Concluding with this: |
| 86 | -->'''Johnny:''' Pity about the whole hang-glider thing... |
| 87 | -->'''Green Goblin:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]] |
| 88 | -->*''cue Green Goblin [[HoistByHisOwnPetard rammed into a wall]]''* |
| 89 | * Describing the [=NES=] game ''Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six'' as a ''Spider-Man in the Sinister [[GroinAttack Dick-Punch]]''. [[note]]The much easier way to beat bosses in this game is punching them in the balls repeatedly.[[/note]] |
| 90 | * ''Creator/BruceCampbell himself'' as a narrator of the tutorial segment in a ''Spider-Man'' game based on the first Sam Raimi film. |
| 91 | -->'''Bruce:''' I'm gonna grab a ham sandwich. Oh, munch-munch... |
| 92 | * "This looks like a job for... the fantastic bag-man? What is this costume?" |
| 93 | * The confusion about Electro and Shocker. Johnny fondly remembers the latter due to him "losing his goddamn mind in the animated series over him." |
| 94 | -->'''Spider-Man:''' GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER! ''[[ChewingTheScenery SHOCKEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!]]'' |
| 95 | ** Also, confusing Black Cat with ComicBook/{{Catwoman}}. |
| 96 | * Calling Tombstone an "indestructible husky motherfucker". |
| 97 | * The obnoxious and conceptually ridiculous character called Screwball. |
| 98 | -->'''Johnny:''' If I'm about to hear the word "photobomb" one more time, I'm gonna kick a fucking toddler! |
| 99 | * Hammerhead getting decked into a robotic armor. |
| 100 | -->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck? It's Big Riddle from the ''Batman Forever'' game, and that's just a cardinal sin - you ''never'' remind me of Big Riddle! |
| 101 | * "I'm just John." ''Overlaid with the picture of Johnny with a shit-eating grin holding packaged Mega Man and Sonic amiibos in his hands.'' |
| 102 | * The Task Master kicking the ever-living shit out of Spider-Man, ''sending him flying with a Goofy scream.'' |
| 103 | ** Fortunately, Johnny retaliates immediately afterwards. |
| 104 | -->'''Johnny:''' Nobody kicks Spider-Man off the roof and gets away with it! |
| 105 | * Lampshading one of the sidequests - namely, pigeon hunting. |
| 106 | -->'''Johnny:''' What the Hell am I doing here? I'm chasing pigeons! Is this something Peter Parker does a lot in the comics? |
| 107 | * "Spider-Man's... [[{{Pun}} swing]] at the formula." |
| 108 | -->*''Cue some guy [[LamePunReaction laughing his ass off]]''* |
| 109 | |
| 110 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndLetsGoEevee'' Review]] |
| 111 | * While discussing ''Pokémon GO'' app for the ''Android'' devices: |
| 112 | -->'''Johnny:''' What you want me to do, get up and walk? |
| 113 | ** And what Johnny does afterwards? ''He gets his ass up and takes a stroll outside'' for the ''Pokémon GO'' footage. He also feels that he's intruding the Raid Battles like a "fucking baseball player". |
| 114 | ** Stopping by the church in hopes of catching some Pokémon. |
| 115 | -->'''Johnny:''' You can find God... and maybe an Evolution Stone. |
| 116 | ** ''"Don't fuckle with Shuckle"'' [[note]]A CallBack to the [=SGB=] playthrough of ''Pokémon Crystal'' - the same one that spawned ''Negative Dildo'' [[/note]] |
| 117 | ** And here comes this gem: |
| 118 | -->'''Johnny:''' Mission accomplished! I am an adult. *''drinks his coffee''* |
| 119 | * Starting with either Pikachu or Eevee in ''Let's Go'' will not give Johnny the benefit of evolving them. |
| 120 | -->'''Johnny:''' Wait, you don't like your cute markable mascot, you piece of shit? |
| 121 | ** Speaking of Eevee, Johnny names one of his ''Bob''. [[RunningGag There's always room for a Bob]], indeed. |
| 122 | * Johnny's "demonstrations" of the different controls. ''With his bored face, no less.'' |
| 123 | ** In some instances, it feels like's he's [[FlippingTheBird giving the finger]] to the [=TV=] screen. |
| 124 | * The ability to ''high-five your Pokémon buddy''... |
| 125 | -->'''Johnny:''' Selene sure as shit ain't gonna [[BrickJoke give me any high-fives]] - but that's cool. Once I'll teach her how to breath fire, you're all fucked! |
| 126 | ** Bonus points for Selene herself ''sitting on Johnny's shoulder like a goddamn parrot'' and ''actually giving him some sort of "high-five"''... ''with her front paws!'' |
| 127 | * Leaf is obsessed with throwing [=PokéBalls=] at the player's face. |
| 128 | -->'''Johnny:''' I dunno, maybe it makes more sense in the manga - but I don't wanna read the manga... Pokémon get [[DarkerAndEdgier chopped in half]] in the manga! |
| 129 | * ''Riding on the Pidgey.'' Just... ''[[VisualPun riding on the Pidgey.]]'' |
| 130 | * Watching Raichu ''stuck near the couch.'' |
| 131 | -->'''Johnny:''' Christ, Raichu! Suck it in, baby! |
| 132 | |
| 133 | !![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokémon Generation Three]] (Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald)'' Review ]] |
| 134 | * Johnny got a new futon. |
| 135 | -->'''Johnny:''' Now we're back in business! |
| 136 | * Poking fun at his own pronounciation of the word ''Pokémon.'' In his trademark ''MotorMouth'' style, no less. |
| 137 | -->'''Johnny:''' Is it ''Po-kay-mon''? Is it ''Po-key-mon''? I dunno, I don't give a shit! So I'm still calling them ''Po-kee-mon'', so get off my back! [[{{Pun}} Pokay, Man?!]] |
| 138 | * ''Gen 3'' dropped the color-naming convention for the protagonists altogether. |
| 139 | -->'''GENIUS''' |
| 140 | * One of the statuses is described as ''[[AccidentalInnuendo Hard As Rock]]''. And then Johnny notices one of the strategies that simply recommends to "''[[DoubleEntendre Let it all hang out]]''"... |
| 141 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''What the fuck?!'' |
| 142 | * The Trick Master and his own maze, in which he has several trapped Trainers. |
| 143 | -->'''Johnny:''' The Trick Master kidnapped these poor fucks! |
| 144 | * Among the features that the players can consider for decorating their secret base are ''Pichu Doll'' and ''Pikachu Doll''... but there is no ''Raichu Doll'' for the full line-up, apparently. |
| 145 | -->'''Johnny:''' Pieces of shit, fuck this feature! *''explosion''* |
| 146 | * "What's my Trainer profile? '''NO'''. What's the latest trendy phrase that everyone is saying? '''[[IncrediblyLamePun I AM BAG]]'''. How would I describe my Magikarp? '''CONFUSED''', '''DISAPPOINTED'''... '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice EXISTS]]'''...?!" |
| 147 | * Addressing the issue about [=HMs=] which are still a persistent problem for Johnny since his ''Gen 1'' and ''Gen 2'' days. One of [=HMs=], Rock Smash, is needed to get rid of the rock that separates ''a loving couple'' of all people. |
| 148 | -->'''Johnny:''' [=HMs=] don't believe in true love - they suck! |
| 149 | * Johnny finds ''Slaking'' absurdly powerful. Doesn't stop him to showcase the clip from ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'', though. |
| 150 | * Summing up the whole ''Kyogre vs. Groudon'' fight by awakening ''Rayquaza'' which flies over them and says: "'''WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!'''" On that note, also poking fun at the Legendaries in general. |
| 151 | ** Letting ''freaking Latias'' flee from the battle. |
| 152 | --->'''Johnny:''' Fuck it, I'm not dealing with that bullshit again! |
| 153 | ** Legendary Titans (Regirock, Regice and Registeel) make Johnny think about ''Reggie Fils-Amie''. |
| 154 | * "Shout-outs to the Gym Leader ''Juan'', [[CallBack because we share names]]" |
| 155 | * The glorious return of ''Ted'' who announces that Johnny will visit [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Sinnoh region]] after many years... Johnny is quick to notice the narration ''only for Ted to abruptly hang up''. |
| 156 | |
| 157 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/HeyYouPikachu'' Review]] |
| 158 | * While advertising the sponsor for this episode, ''Dollar Shave Club'', Johnny yet again is seen thriving in his visual humor... ''complete with Selene rubbing his beard'', and calling himself "an Hispanic [[Characters/{{Seinfeld}} George Costanza]]". |
| 159 | * Upon noting that the game is developed by [[UnfortunateNames Ambrella]]: |
| 160 | -->'''Johnny:''' Oh, goddammit! They got me! *''quickly flashes [[FlippingTheBird the middle finger]]''* |
| 161 | * Pikachu's hilariously deformed limbs... |
| 162 | -->'''Johnny:''' This is the precursor to ''Manchu!'' And I've never thought I'd bring up Manchu in any capacity! |
| 163 | * '''[=OVERHEREDIPSHIT=]''' |
| 164 | ** On that note, ''trying to get Pikachu to get the Lucky Hook.'' |
| 165 | -->'''Johnny:''' No, Pikachu, the Lucky Hook! Get the Lucky Hook, baby, it's right there, that one in the center! No- *''Pikachu gets a plant instead, making Johnny sigh''* Alright, now we gotta head back to the shop tomorrow because Abra hates repeat customers the same day, I guess... *''cuts to the next day''* The ''hook'', Pikachu, the ''hook''! ''Get the hook'', not the Hoenn Trumpet! *''Pikachu gets the Hoenn Trumpet and plays it''* '''Goddammit Pikachu...''' Yeah, play your little doots, that's fine, but we need to get that Lucky Hook! We gotta catch that Seaking! Otherwise, you're eating Bulbasaur's Mystery Soup again, and I know it gives you the screaming shits! Your ass ''literally becomes a rocket'' with that! *''cuts to the next day''* Yes! YES! The Lucky Hook! *''Pikachu finally chooses the Lucky Hook''* That's the one! Buy it! *''voice turns demonic''* '''''BUY IT!''''' C'mon, we gotta go- *''Pikachu buys the Lucky Hook''* '''''[[BigYES YES!]]''''' Yes! |
| 166 | -->*''cut back to Johnny''* |
| 167 | -->'''Johnny:''' Oh my God, that was for buying an item! ''Buying an item!'' I've had better luck getting late night food at a drive-thru! |
| 168 | * As Pikachu casually tosses away things without caring about "property damage": |
| 169 | -->'''Johnny:''' ...which hits ''me'' on the personal level, seeing as I got ''this'' little demon right here [Selene] that ''loves'' to own and rub on my toilet paper rolls when leaving the bathroom door open- '''[=AGHGETAWAYFROMTHAT=]''' |
| 170 | * Poking fun at the Pikachu ''throwing shit at Johnny''. |
| 171 | -->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck?! Pikachus do that? That's disgusting! *''on-camera''* Bulbasaur, my man, your cookings turn Pikachu's ass inside out! I'm pretty sure Raichus wouldn't throw their doo-doo... butt-mud at me! |
| 172 | |
| 173 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'' Review]] |
| 174 | * Lampshading the fact that the Orre region - the main location of ''Pokémon Colosseum'' - has no wild Pokemon at all. Johnny even thinks that the so-called "unpleasant gangs and assholes" have their Pokémon ordered online from ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Amazon.orre]]''. |
| 175 | * Johnny was legitimately impressed by the protagonist of this game, Wes. |
| 176 | -->'''Johnny (throwing the game case away):''' And then the game just [[BaitAndSwitch pushes that all to decide to have a standard Team Rocket plot...]] |
| 177 | ** Also, here's the organization which is called [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Cipher]]. |
| 178 | -->'''Skull Face:''' ''WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???'' |
| 179 | |
| 180 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'' Review]] |
| 181 | * Another [[CarpetOfVirility joke]] from Johnny about yet another sponsor - '''Manscaped.com'''. |
| 182 | -->'''Johnny (putting the newspaper down):''' There won't be a live demonstration this time - so don't worry. |
| 183 | * As for the ''Gale of Darkness'' itself, Johnny is not the only one to see the ''XD'' part of the title as an {{Emoticon}}. Cue him holding the game case while onimous music is playing in the background... |
| 184 | -->'''Johnny:''' Wait what, is this is some... sort of fucking joke to you? |
| 185 | * While speaking about the corruption themes, Johnny notes that the game itself ''literally corrupted'' his Memory Card for the Gamecube. He presents his only tool for the so-called "purification treatment"... which is a ''hammer''. |
| 186 | * The protagonist of this game, Michael, is radically different from the usual Pokémon protagonists. How much radically different, exactly? |
| 187 | -->'''Johnny:''' The kid isn't collecting badges or trying [[ShoutOut to become the very best]] - [[DarkerAndEdgier he's trying to stop the terrorist organization.]] |
| 188 | ** And of course, that ridiculous motorbike which Michael drives. |
| 189 | * Johnny honoring Matt's request by naming his Houndoom '''AND THEN I''' - as he himself says, "for shits and giggles." ''Leading to this hilarous comment:'' |
| 190 | -->'''Johnny:''' AND THEN I used Flamethrower! AND THEN I gained experience! AND THEN I fainted! |
| 191 | -->*''cue Johnny face-planting himself to the floor''* |
| 192 | * Johnny hoped that he would battle Dr. Kaminko inside the Robo Groudon... but unfortunately, the game itself renders said scientist as an usual Pokemon Trainer to battle against. |
| 193 | -->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch It blueballed me!]] It [[{{Pun}} Ultra Blueballed]] me! |
| 194 | * Hyping up the battle with [[AdvertisedExtra Shadow Lugia]]... |
| 195 | -->'''Johnny (as [[BigBad Mr. Verich]])''': Prepare to meet your doom! Go forth, my Shadow Lugia! |
| 196 | -->*''cue said Lugia being captured moments later''* |
| 197 | -->'''Johnny (as Mr. Verich):''' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]] |
| 198 | |
| 199 | !![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Generation Four]] (Diamond, Pearl and Platinum)'' Review ]] |
| 200 | * Poking fun at '''[=ExpressVPN=]''' by saying that even ''Johnny's toaster'' could benefit from it. |
| 201 | * Shrugging off in exasperation the upcoming games... which include ''Super Mario Maker 2'' and ''Shadow Bringers: Final Fantasy [=XIV=]''. |
| 202 | -->'''Johnny:''' Why do all these games have to come around at the same time?! |
| 203 | * When discussing the local multiplayer, Johnny notes that people nowadays are looking forward to [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Generation 8]] more than Generation 4. Cue [[TaintedByThePreview awkward]] [[WildMassGuessing silence]]. |
| 204 | * This commentary: |
| 205 | -->'''Johnny:''' You know, wiping out the Universe to remake it in your image isn't ''that'' bad of a crime in a world of ''Pokémon''... *''cue Johnny's sad face and sign''* Holy shit... |
| 206 | * The ''police'', of all things, is ''finally'' doing their job by arresting Charon and his teammates. Johnny at first seems to regret that he wouldn't fight Charon personally, but the following excitement prevails: |
| 207 | -->'''Johnny:''' Fucking ''finally!'' Don't rely on kids to do anything - you're an adult, do your fucking job! |
| 208 | * [[WebVideo/ProZD "This world is imperfect..." "Wha-?"]] |
| 209 | * Calling Stunky "a skunk with an ass for a face". Doesn't help that its Battle Cry "sounds like ripping ass"... |
| 210 | -->'''Johnny:''' It's [[IncrediblyLamePun little on the nose]], don't ya think? |
| 211 | * Johnny berates Eldritch for not finding the Lunar Wing ''a lot earlier'' than needs to be... because Eldritch's son is suffering an eternal nightmare from which Lunar Wing is ''the only cure''. |
| 212 | -->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[CallBack What are you, fucking stupid?!]] |
| 213 | |
| 214 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/EagleIsland'' Review]] |
| 215 | * Johnny getting an adorable Koji plushie toy from the box... ''[[BaitAndSwitch only to throw it away like garbage.]]'' |
| 216 | ** Also, making it flap wings while bopping it up and down. |
| 217 | * ''This:'' |
| 218 | -->'''Johnny:''' Feeling the monstrous grip on his [[Quill's]] chest? Oh damn, Quill's got a heart attack! [[MotorMouth Yepohhesonthegroundhegotaheartattackhesdead]]! |
| 219 | * Critique about Koji - who serves as a ''projectile'' in this game - spawns this line: |
| 220 | -->'''Johnny:''' Quill can't do diddly-dick on his own - not him or his big bushy eyebrows! |
| 221 | * '''UNLIMITED EXPLODING OWL BARRAGE TECHNIQUE TRADEMARK''' |
| 222 | |
| 223 | !![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Pokémon Generation Five: Part 1]] (Black and White)'' Review ]] |
| 224 | * Noting that Generation Five takes place in Unova region which is inspired by ''New York City Metropolitan Area''. |
| 225 | -->''[[Music/JamesBrown Living in America!]]'' |
| 226 | -->''I say we throwing balls,'' |
| 227 | -->''Catching some garbage!'' *''cue capturing Garbodor''* |
| 228 | ** "I'm American - what do you want from me?" Complete with an [[VideoGame/FarCry5 bald eagle flying past the explosion and exploding]]. |
| 229 | * Johnny notes how it would be cool to run across bridges while listening to some anime songs. His choice for "anime song" in question is the ''main theme from'' ''[[CallBack Cory In the House]]''. |
| 230 | * Team Plasma are described as "walking-talking dildos". |
| 231 | * "Patrats, Pidoves and [[Wrestling/RicFlair WOO!]]-bats." |
| 232 | * "Some days you just feel like a Stunfisk! Welcome aboard, spirit pal..." |
| 233 | * "[[RunningGag There is always room for a Bob]]" gag now applies to the Legendaries who Johnny tried to neglect in previous Gens: ''freaking Reshiram'' gets this name. |
| 234 | ** Confusing ''Virizion'' with ''Verizon''. |
| 235 | |
| 236 | !![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 Pokémon Generation Five: Part 2]] (Black 2 and White 2)'' Review ]] |
| 237 | * [[VideoGame/Superman64 Killing an innocent bystander with a cardboard box]]. |
| 238 | * ''Kyurem'' and its "giant freezing gun". |
| 239 | -->'''[[Film/BatmanAndRobin Mr. Freeze]]:''' Winter... has come at last! |
| 240 | * Calling the [=8th=] Gym Leader - Marlon - an asshole. Complete with mimicking his would-be-appropriate voice and making a demonic red face. |
| 241 | * [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries Ted and Ryan]] return to get on Johnny's ass once again. |
| 242 | ** The reason why Ted didn't fire back at Johnny soon after Gen 2 review? ''It really took him 7 years'' to finally "go through that firewall". Also, this moment: |
| 243 | --->'''Ted:''' When you finally gonna review- |
| 244 | --->'''Johnny:''' Don't you say it! DON'T YOU DARE say it! |
| 245 | --->'''Ted:''' ...that copy of ''Dragon Quest V'' I've sent you? |
| 246 | *** Said copy of ''Dragon Quest V'' is delivered by [[CallBack throwing it]] ''[[CallBack through the screen]]''. |
| 247 | ** Ryan's intervention is also quite sudden: |
| 248 | --->'''Ryan:''' Guys, guys! You're so wonderfully pathetic... |
| 249 | --->'''Johnny (in a "I-don't-care" tone):''' Yeah, you're the one to talk, motherfucker... |
| 250 | ** How Johnny gets out of reviewing ''Dragon Quest V''? Saying that he will do ''Franchise/{{Kirby}} Marathon'' instead. Ted ''finally'' got his last laugh over Johnny. |
| 251 | --->'''Johnny:''' You... ''slimy ass-cheek...'' |
| 252 | ** When Ryan leaves, Johnny waves him bye-bye... ''with the most bored expression possible''. |
| 253 | * "YourMom is [[ShapedLikeItself your Mom]]" |
| 254 | |
| 255 | !![[AC:''Super Mario Maker 2'' Review]] |
| 256 | * At the beginning of the episode, Johnny wants to play ''Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night''... but [=GillytheKid=] interrupts that to his annoyance. ''[[CallBack By highjacking his TV]]''. |
| 257 | * "You think that Undodog can also... undo existence?" |
| 258 | * The return of the '''Rotten Mushroom'''. And it can also ''chase Mario no matter what!'' |
| 259 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''FUCK!'' ''FUCK!'' ''[=F**K=]!'' ''[=F**K=]!'' |
| 260 | ** On top of that, Gilly accidentally breaks the remote that controls Johnny's signature '''CENSORED MODE'''. Have fun enjoying the rest of the review with the [[CensoredForComedy curse words being bleeped out]]... |
| 261 | * This: |
| 262 | -->'''Johnny:''' Psst! I'm complaining about the lack of the Hammer Bros. suit so that Nintendo will patch it in a few days after this video goes live- |
| 263 | -->'''Gilly:''' You idiot! Don't say that out loud! |
| 264 | -->'''Johnny:''' Sorry... |
| 265 | * How about the adorable cat Selene? She manages to ''kill'' Gilly by turning off the TV while he was still stuck inside it. As Johnny turns the TV back on, only the poor dude's clothes remain on the couch. Johnny's distraught reaction might be unpleasant to look at, but it's still a little bit funny. |
| 266 | ** As for the ''[=YouTube=]'' comment section of this episode, the comparisons of Selene to [[Film/AvengersEndgame a certain Mad Titan]] were pretty much [[{{Pun}} inevitable]]. |
| 267 | |
| 268 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight'' Review]] |
| 269 | * Toy Shoes... ''as an equippable weapon''. ''Complete with constant squeaking''. |
| 270 | * There is only one [[PrecisionFStrike F-word]] in this episode which was still censored after Gilly broke the '''CENSORED MODE''' remote. |
| 271 | |
| 272 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/TeamSonicRacing'' Review]] |
| 273 | * Johnny's ad for wireless headphones ends with him doing his silly dances from the Castlevania Chronicles review. |
| 274 | * The review itself begins with Johnny fixing the '''CENSORED MODE''' remote. |
| 275 | ** And he's wearing the Psychonauts goggles for the rest of the video. |
| 276 | * Johnny speculates that Yakuza will soon take over as Sega's flagship series, complete with edited footage of Kazuma Kiryu kicking down a door and hitting Sonic. |
| 277 | |
| 278 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand'' Review]] |
| 279 | * All of Johnny's collaborators try to convince him to do a Kirby Marathon. With varying results: |
| 280 | ** [=AntDude=] threatens to kill Johnny if he doesn't do it. Johnny punches him in the face. |
| 281 | ** Ted asks him this ''after'' asking for $5, only for Johnny to shove him and refuse since he only had $2 on him. |
| 282 | ** Ryan asks Johnny how good the Kirby games are, only for the latter to turn him around and walk him back. |
| 283 | --> '''Ryan''': I control your paycheck! |
| 284 | --> '''Johnny''': It's penny change! |
| 285 | ** Gillythekid gets gut punched by Johnny for asking. |
| 286 | ** Finally, Caddicarus slaps Johnny's hat off his head, points to his cute children with British accents and British faces, and basically shames Johnny into doing the Kirby Marathon. [[spoiler:It works!]] |
| 287 | * Dark Helmet and his comrades [[CallBack yet again]] chanting "SUCK!" whenever Kirby's powers are mentioned. This also becomes a RunningGag later for the following ''Kirby'' games. |
| 288 | |
| 289 | !![[AC:''Resident Evil 1'' and ''Sweet Home'' Review]] |
| 290 | * Like Megaman 8 and Megaman X4, Johnny takes the time to poke fun at the BadBadActing the voice acting is. Even in the eyecatch at the end, he still pokes fun after Chris' infamous "We got to the ''[[IncrediblyLamePun ROOT]]'' of the problem!" by adding a "Boo you stink!" sound byte. |
| 291 | |
| 292 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbysAdventure'' and ''Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land'' Review]] |
| 293 | * Johnny summarizes his sickness as "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} koffing, weezing, sneezing]]". |
| 294 | * Lampshading Meta Knight's chivalrious behaviour as thus: |
| 295 | -->'''Johnny:''' When you get to his boss fight, he won't even face you unless you pick out the sword he leaves for you on the ground, and... you can leave him hanging there all day - he won't budge an inch! He wants a fair fight? Fuck it, I'll fight him when I'm ready - my noodles are done! |
| 296 | -->'''(later, when munching on said noodles)''' ...He's just still waiting over there?! He is?... Good, fuck him- |
| 297 | * Noting how in Stage 2 cutscene Kirby can dream... in a world... with no dreams. |
| 298 | -->'''Johnny:''' What is this, a fucking children's game? |
| 299 | * Everyone can draw Kirby... but not Kirby himself, ironically. |
| 300 | -->'''Johnny:''' [[{{Troll}} Low self-esteem, maybe?]] |
| 301 | * Seeing Hot Potato-kind of mini-game in ''Nightmare in Dream Land''. Which is played with... ''live bomb and frying pans''. |
| 302 | -->'''Johnny (shocked):''' I mean, what the fuck...? |
| 303 | |
| 304 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand2'', ''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand3'', and ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar'' Ultra Review]] |
| 305 | * Johnny's reaction to [[BrickJoke Metroids in Kirby]]. |
| 306 | -->'''Johnny, grimacing at the Metroid on the stage select:''' What the hell...? Nah this can't be right. [[TemptingFate Why in God's name would a game like this]]... |
| 307 | -->*Metroid appears* |
| 308 | -->'''Johnny:''' [[SuddenlyShouting OH]] [[OhCrap GOD]]!! NOWAITWAIT... What? |
| 309 | -->*Kirby is unfazed by the Metroid's attack* |
| 310 | -->'''Johnny:''' Holy fuck, the little pink puff is immune to Metroids! Hey, so are his friends! Shit, what are we doing sending Samus to eradicate these things? Just have Kirby and his friends do the job! Hey Samus,good news! ...You're out of work. Fuck the Galactic Federation... |
| 311 | |
| 312 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvilCodeVeronica'' Review]] |
| 313 | * Due to some current events, Johnny refuses to refer to the T-Virus as such for fear of being demonetized, so instead he refers to it with some creative names such as "The Thing", "Thingamabob", "T-Vitality Drink", "Purple Drink", and "Sunny D". |
| 314 | * Part way through the recap, Johnny stops mentioning Steve until the very end, saying that "The game doesn't give a shit about him, why should I?" |
| 315 | * As Johnny signs off, he drops "And stop hogging all the god damn toilet paper!" in his sentence. |
| 316 | * The card at the end of the video, which usually has a clip from the game sometimes overlaid with funny audio, is totally blank. Johnny caught this as the video went live, so he went on Twitter to address it, saying that Alfred forgot to pay the electric bill. |
| 317 | |
| 318 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRemake'' and ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilZero'' Review]] |
| 319 | * [[CallBack Continuing from last time,]] Johnny refuses to call the T-Virus and G-Virus by their real names, instead calling them the “T-Vividityvividity” and “G-[[SoundEffectBleep Censored Mode.]]" |
| 320 | * A few instances see Johnny (first as Jill then as Chris) just spinning in circles. |
| 321 | * When talking about Capcom releasing games on the [=PlayStation=] 2 and {{Platform/GameCube}}, we see a shot of the Dreamcast trying to sneak into view, only to get pushed aside. |
| 322 | ** Another scene has him showing the {{Platform/GameCube}} and the [=PlayStation=] Slim, and spending a good five seconds fighting with the lid of the [=PlayStation=] trying to get it to close before just giving up. |
| 323 | * "The biggest monsters at Umbrella aren't the zombies or bioweapons, it's [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters man.]]" |
| 324 | ** Complete with the same footage and [[ScareChord music]] used in the Sweet Home review. |
| 325 | * Johnny recounts his hate for a bit near the end where you have to carry a fuel can filled with nitro. Why? Because if you run, shoot your gun, or get attacked, you get, in his words, "[[FiveSecondForeshadowing a nice little sneak peek of things to come]]." |
| 326 | * Johnny mentions that he didn't save during his run as Chris. Why? "[[SelfDeprecation Because I'm an idiot.]] That and I really wanted that achievement." |
| 327 | ** Said achievement being called "Ink Is For Squids". |
| 328 | * There's Johnny's amazement that Capcom was working on three games at once (Zero -- the Nintendo 64 prototype -- Nemesis, and Code Veronica), followed by him saying "Milking that shit like it was {{Franchise/Mega Man}}." |
| 329 | * Enrico: "Yeah?" |
| 330 | * Johnny is a bit confused at the mention of Sheena Island in the opening crawl of Resident Evil Zero, only to then realize that it was a reference to [[VideoGame/ResidentEvilSurvivor Resident Evil: Survivor]], and realizing [[ThisIsGonnaSuck that he has to review that game at some point.]] |
| 331 | -->'''Johnny''': Not this marathon, though. That shit can wait. |
| 332 | * Opera Man and his super leaches. |
| 333 | * "Rebecca is made of god damn tissue paper!" |
| 334 | * Johnny shows off Wesker Mode, and at one point has Wesker dart across the room with a goofy sound effect. |
| 335 | -->'''Johnny''': Watch Wesker take off like the family brought home {{UsefulNotes/Mc Donalds}}. |
| 336 | |
| 337 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' Review]] |
| 338 | * While going over the Mercinaries mode, Johnny surmises that Wesker is probably having the time of his life. We then get a hilarious montage of Wesker cheerfully laughing as he mows down Ganados while Tiny Tim's Living in the Sunlight plays in the background [[MoodWhiplash before he abruptly gets his head lopped off by one of the chainsaw girls.]] |
| 339 | [[/folder]] |
| 340 | |
| 341 | [[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 7)'']] |
| 342 | !![[AC: ''VideoGame/FallGuysUltimateKnockout'' Review]] |
| 343 | * ''(On the Fall Guys' designs)'' "It helps that the base design of these Fall Guys is pretty cute. There's nothing obnoxious about them. Their selection of emotes whether it's during a game or when you take the top prize always falls in a level of adorable and not-- *laughs* [[SuddenlyShouting FUNNY MEME]] [[MemeticMutation GO WEE!]]"'' |
| 344 | * ''(Referring to the titular characters' suits)'' "Although I'm also willing to bet that these suits are muffling their voices because if I know I got smashed by a giant ball I'd be going-- [[AnswerCut (cue Johnny getting hit by exactly that)]]'' '''''FUCK!'''''" |
| 345 | * [[Film/TheThreeStooges "We call it 'Three Stooges Syndrome!'"]], as we see several players dogpiling on a wall. |
| 346 | |
| 347 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex'' Review]] |
| 348 | * When going over the Elementals' [[CelebrityVoiceActor voice actors]], Johnny notes that Wa-Wa is voiced by the late Creator/RLeeErmey. Cut to this glorious line from ''Film/FullMetalJacket''... |
| 349 | -->'''Sergeant Hartman:''' I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around! |
| 350 | * Upon learning that one of the Elemental Masks is called "Wa-Wa", Johnny makes a run for a Wawa's in order to get some food and a coffee. |
| 351 | -->'''Johnny''': (''While eating'') Wrath of Cortex... triggering my compulsions like an asshole. |
| 352 | * Johnny getting a Platinum Time Relic by complete accident and quickly flexing over something nobody really cares about is quite amusing considering how, if Caddicarus' comment below is any indication, are a [[ThatOneSidequest pain in the ass to get.]] |
| 353 | --> '''Caddicuarus:''' If you got all the Platinums in this game, you'd flex. Trust me, you'd flex. |
| 354 | |
| 355 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime'' Review]] |
| 356 | * When Johnny starts talking about the story, what's the first image we see? Cortex scratching his ass. |
| 357 | * This bit: |
| 358 | -->'''Johnny''': Remember when at the end of ''Crash Bandicoot Warped'' Cortex, N. Tropy, and Uka Uka got pulled into the time vortex and Cortex and N. Tropy were turned into babies playing tug of war with Uka Uka? Apparently that's a thing of the past now. (Cue up [[Film/AceVentura Ace Ventura laughing).]] |
| 359 | * After hearing Dingodile swear, Johnny is worried that Crash will eventually go the route of Shadow the Hedgehog in [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog THAT particular game,]] only to realize that Crash [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped already did that.]] |
| 360 | * The odd timing on the grind rails. |
| 361 | -->'''Johnny''': There goes another box, and here comes another death. |
| 362 | ** Upon which Crash slams face first into a wall. |
| 363 | * Johnny's rant where he compares getting 100% completion to [[ThatOneLevel Cold Hard Crash from the second game.]] |
| 364 | ** He sees one level has nearly 400 boxes and starts to have a nervous breakdown, requiring kitty therapy from Selene, who wants nothing to do with it. |
| 365 | --> '''Johnny:''' Oh Selene... Selene help me, I'm gonna faint... ''(Selene runs away)'' COME BACK HERE! |
| 366 | |
| 367 | !![[AC:''Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures'' Review]] |
| 368 | * One of the comments on his video wondering if Johnny raged ''so hard'' with this game that he had to review it, which... [[SureLetsGoWithThat he sort of admit it is.]] |
| 369 | * The clip of Johnny going apeshit during the Pac-Man Fever stream, specifically when he attempt to get the flowers. His comment on how he utterly baffled would be a complete understatement. |
| 370 | ** "LOOK. AT. THE FLOWERS! DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?!" |
| 371 | ** "WHY IS HE SO DEPRESSED?! LIKE SERIOUSLY THE FLOWERS ARE RIGHT HERE!" |
| 372 | ** It also followed by Uncle Silver's commentary. |
| 373 | --> '''Uncle Silver:''' See, the game is ''de''pressing. So you pressing (things), that's wrong. That-you-you're playing the whole thing wrong. You're (not) supposed to be pressing, you're supposed to be ''de''pressing! |
| 374 | * Johnny lampshading the rare aversion of AmericanKirbyIsHardcore with the American cover of this game. The face that Pac-Man makes on the cover coupled with TheScream that comes out of nowhere is nothing short of hilarious. |
| 375 | * The entire vending machine rant. Quite possibly the first time in a while that Johnny ''absolutely'' [[SuddenlyShouting loses his shit!]] |
| 376 | --> '''Johnny:''' STOP WITH THE FUCKING VENDING MACHINE! IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO EAT YOUR MONEY! IT'S BROKEN, PAC-MAN!! THAT'S WHAT BROKEN VENDING MACHINES DO!!! |
| 377 | * Johnny describing a point where he inadvertently talks Pac-Man out of committing suicide ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice by hitting him with a slingshot!]]'' |
| 378 | * '''I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS TOWN RED.''' |
| 379 | * ...And it followed with another rant at some point afterward. |
| 380 | --> '''Johnny:''' Also, LET'S GET A FUCKING MOVE ON, PAC-MAN! THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT FOR?! YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL HERE, FUCKER, ''I AM!!'' AND STOP WITH THE ''GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE!!!'' |
| 381 | * Johnny misreading "Gum Monster" as [[DoubleTake (cue the Samuel Johnson double take meme)]] the "'''C'''um Monster". |
| 382 | * The dance that Johnny does at the end of the video. ItMakesSenseInContext doesn't even ''begin'' to describe it. |
| 383 | |
| 384 | |
| 385 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsMelodyOfMemory'' Review]] |
| 386 | * When Johnny talks about the game's music, he's baffled that there aren't any songs included from the Fantasia based world Symphony of Sorcery. |
| 387 | -->'''Johnny:''' (Stammering) What the shit? That was such an obvious inclusion! Was it too obvious? |
| 388 | -->'''Roxas:''' Shut up! |
| 389 | -->'''Johnny:''' Don't shut me up! I'm serious here, it's the Fantasia world man! It's all music so- |
| 390 | -->'''Cloud:''' Shut up. |
| 391 | -->'''Johnny:''' Yes sir. (takes a sip of his coffee) |
| 392 | |
| 393 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales'' Review]] |
| 394 | * Johnny tossing Selene at Mark. It has to be seen to be believed. |
| 395 | --> '''Johnny:''' Get that motherfucker! |
| 396 | |
| 397 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI'' Review]] |
| 398 | * While discussing Skill Share, Johnny at one point asks the viewers "How many tabs you got open on your browser?" soon followed by "You just checked your email ten seconds ago, nothing's changed". |
| 399 | * Johnny mentions that Hironobu Sakaguchi wanted to be a musician before being a game designer and when asking how one makes that transition Johnny quips [[HypocriticalHumor "I wanted to be an art teacher when I graduated college, and here I am making YouTube videos for a living."]] |
| 400 | ** [[AsideGlance Complete with him giving a knowing look to the camera while editing this video.]] |
| 401 | * This: |
| 402 | -->'''Johnny''': The NES version of Final Fantasy is pretty jank. (pulls out a pice of paper) Where do I even begin? |
| 403 | * Johnny names his team after himself and the rest of the [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries Brain Scratch crew]], but due to character limits on the NES, Lewis has his named spelled as Luis. |
| 404 | ** Another team still includes Johnny and Lewis, but now includes "Damn" and "Bonk". |
| 405 | * Johnny looks over his whole Final Fantasy collection that he intends to review. |
| 406 | -->'''Johnny''': Oh boy. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're in this for the long haul.]] |
| 407 | ** If you've seen Clement's videos, you know he's right. |
| 408 | * This: |
| 409 | -->'''Johnny (voice over)''': The elements of the planet are going out of whack. The earth is rotting, the oceans rage, the winds howl, and wildfires plague the land. (on camera) [[TakeThat This is 2020.]] |
| 410 | * Garland kidnapped the princess because he's a dick. |
| 411 | * Johnny points out that the Exit spell is a case of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin doing exactly as its name implies.]] |
| 412 | -->'''Johnny (voice over)''': Lost? No way out? Is it hopeless? Use this spell to exit! (on-camera) Yeah, you little bitch. |
| 413 | * One of the descriptions for the Red Mage is [[BadAssInANiceSuit "Dapper as fuck".]] |
| 414 | ** Similarly, the Black and White Mages are described as [[SquishyWizard "Made of tissue paper."]] |
| 415 | |
| 416 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII'' Review]] |
| 417 | * '''Johnny''': Final Fantasy 2 doesn't give a shit about your feelings. |
| 418 | * The sheer disbelief in Johnny's voice when describing how the heroes sneak about the Dreadnought by "showing a pass like a hall monitor". |
| 419 | * Johnny admitting that he'd still be cool with bedding the [[CuteMonsterGirl lamia queen]] who had disguised herself as Princess Hilda. |
| 420 | * Johnny wants to make the dinky little tent the new castle when he sees [[BiggerOnTheInside that one tent holds an entire throne room.]] |
| 421 | * Leviathan: The most fucked up food truck ever. |
| 422 | * Johnny thinks that Leon was swayed to the Emperor's side by his "gift of the gab", complete with the caption "Booga Booga". |
| 423 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext Satan hiding in a treasure chest in shame.]] |
| 424 | * Johnny names his characters Johnny (after himself), Nora (for his girlfriend), Mark (his brother, of course), but Guy remains Guy. |
| 425 | * Johnny: "What the hell was that beaver plot about, anyway?" |
| 426 | * This bit: |
| 427 | -->'''Johnny''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hooray!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice A corpse!]] |
| 428 | * When discussing the gameplay, Johnny realizes he's looking at THAT Final Fantasy game after noticing that he doesn't get experience after a battle. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck His face says it all.]] |
| 429 | * Using the Evil Staff on a Thunder Gigas results in the attack targeting the Emperor, with the message "Ineffective" popping up. |
| 430 | -->'''Johnny''': Of course it's ineffective, the Emperor's not even there. What, was he just enjoying tea when he got hit with a spell from out of nowhere? |
| 431 | ** [[{{Corpsing}} You can even hear Johnny struggling not to laugh as he imagines that.]] |
| 432 | * Fire 1: A lighter. Fire 2: The stove. Fire 16: A flamethrower ("Why am I doing this indoors?!") |
| 433 | * Johnny shows the best way to increase your characters' hit points, with footage of him slapping himself in the face. |
| 434 | * Johnny describing the leveling exploit (which involves selecting an enemy and then cancelling) by singing [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV "Exponential Entropy"]]. |
| 435 | --> "Forward and back, and then forward and back, and then go forward and back, then put one foot forward." |
| 436 | * Johnny at one point talks about the novelization of the game... and prefers the game over the book for [[{{Squick}} understandable]] reasons. |
| 437 | -->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, ''Final Fantasy II'' had a novelization that was ''also'' [[NoExportForYou Japanese exclusive]] unsurprisingly and while I didn't read the whole thing for this video, it apparently does a better job in establishing the heroes and villains personalities, though maybe some things were ''better left unsaid''. Firion for example lost his parents some time before the story begins, he was adopted by Maria's family before ''they'' were killed by the Emperor so... Okay, Firion and Maria are adoptive brother and sister, but Maria has a ''crush'' on Firion and by the end of the book they become an OfficialCouple?!\ |
| 438 | ''(a scene showing Ron from Parks and Recreation plays, showing him throwing his computer out in the dumpster with the Final Fantasy II novelization's cover superimposed on the computer)''\ |
| 439 | '''Johnny:''' ''Eeeeeuuuuuggh!!!'' That's a lot to unpack there! No, thank you. I'll... just stick to the game. |
| 440 | |
| 441 | |
| 442 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII'' Review]] |
| 443 | * [[CallBack Much like his review of Super Mario Sunshine]], [[INeedAFreakingDrink Johnny grabs a bottle of whiskey, though this time he grabs it at the very beginning.]] |
| 444 | ** He even alludes to it during the Raycon advert: |
| 445 | -->'''Johnny:''' Hands off that drink! I need it for later. |
| 446 | * Johnny describes the first game as "Four warriors getting their balls polished." |
| 447 | * Johnny tries to add Sabrina to the DS version, but due to character limits, has to call her "Sabina". |
| 448 | ** [[https://twitter.com/zeldalinklover1/status/1393597818091233282 Sabrina even tweeted about it.]] |
| 449 | * Xande was given the power to die. As Johnny puts it, "What the fuck kind of gift is mortality? You can die now, isn't that great?" |
| 450 | ** [[https://twitter.com/Somecallmejon/status/1393073655362510852 Again, with a tweet, which Johnny is convinced is just Noah being a dick.]] |
| 451 | * Because Johnny's been losing some weight, he finds it difficult to hold his piss while drinking booze. |
| 452 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext This is my jam!]] |
| 453 | * Johnny's bottle of booze is in a paper bag, making him wonder if it's enough to fool the Website/YouTube censors. |
| 454 | * Johnny constantly calling the Fat Chocobo "Fat Fuck". |
| 455 | |
| 456 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'' Review]] |
| 457 | * Johnny is talking about the version of the game he went with, and idly aloud asks why he didn't go with the [[UpdatedRerelease PlayStation Chronicles release]]. It just cuts to him saying "Good question," and then sitting there without explaining. Considering it basically fixes all the problems he previously described, either it was the LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading those versions of the series were infamous for, or.. [[FailedASpotCheck he completely forgot about it until after all was said and done.]] |
| 458 | * The heroes of the game get hit with FinaglesLaw so often between losing airships, getting ambushed, repeatedly failing to stop the villains and so forth that you can't go five minutes without Johnny playing [[Film/SpiderMan2 J. Jonah Jameson's laughing moment]] during the plot summary over and over again at their expense. This even includes a ''pitched up version'' when Leviathan attacks at complete random, as Johnny wonders just how much of a CosmicPlaything Cecil is. |
| 459 | [[/folder]] |
| 460 | |
| 461 | [[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 8)'']] |
| 462 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 463 | * "Sonic grabbed me at the young age. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[ThatCameOutWrong Let me rephrase that]]". |
| 464 | * Johnny summarizing his knowledge of Sonic Underground. |
| 465 | --> Johnny: I never saw this show, not fully anyway. I just know a baby hedgehog falls down and explodes, and no, I don't want context for that, it's funnier that way. |
| 466 | * Johnny admitting he can't make out what the green Orbinauts are feeling compared to the red ones. |
| 467 | --> Johnny: You fascinate me, green Orbinaut. |
| 468 | * Scrap Brain Zone, a.k.a the Fuck You Zone. |
| 469 | ** Especially Act 3. |
| 470 | --> Johnny: Hooray, speed, yay! Fuck Mario! |
| 471 | |
| 472 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 473 | * The return of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] reacting to the Death Egg. |
| 474 | -->'''Darth Vader:''' What?! |
| 475 | * If only it weren't a HopeSpot... |
| 476 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''(jumps over a [[DemonicSpiders Slicer]])'' Hoo-hoo-hoo, missed me, bitch! ''(rolls down the cog)'' Y'know what, I got time for a little vengeance, so stay still, you little pri- ''[[TemptingFate (flies off the cog into the Slicer)]]'' '''AAAIIIIIGH!!!''' |
| 477 | * Remember when Gilly got Thanos'd by Selene in the Mario Maker 2 review? Johnny's revisit of Sonic 2 was apparently enough to get him to ''escape Purgatory!'' ....[[BrickJoke and he's]] NakedOnRevival. |
| 478 | -->'''Johnny:''' You were in ''Purgatory?!'' |
| 479 | -->'''Gilly''': Yeah, but it wasn't so bad. I had VideoGame/AlexKidd for company... until he suddenly left. |
| 480 | ** And yeah, he's still a wee bit salty about Selene accidentally killing him. |
| 481 | --->'''Gilly''': Tell your fucking cat I'm pressing charges. |
| 482 | --->'''Johnny''': Bitch, I will bite your dick off! ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Gilly quickly leaves)]]'' Pressing charges--[[ARareSentence like, how the fuck are you gonna sue a cat?]] |
| 483 | |
| 484 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 485 | * Johnny's shock when he realizes it's been 10 years since the HD remaster came out. |
| 486 | * Johnny's analysis of the Special Stages. |
| 487 | -->'''Johnny:''' And, I mean... have you ''seen'' some of these stages? Some have ''amazingly'' cool backgrounds, like, I wanna know the story behind these locales. Is that ''Jupiter''? Where the hell ''is'' Little Planet normally? Then you got this one, where it's... [[HugeHolographicHead just Robotnik's face.]] And then you got... sheez. TheNineties [[DisneyAcidSequence running amok!]] God ''damn''! Why?! God, it legit hurts my eyes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm outta here.]] |
| 488 | |
| 489 | !![[AC:''[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles]]'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 490 | * Johnny's [[StealthPun off-the-wall]] [[ConspiracyTheorist conspiracy theory]] about Music/MichaelJackson's involvement with the soundtrack... [[AntiClimax cut short.]] |
| 491 | -->'''Johnny:''' Are they his ''actual'' contributions? Are they tracks from Brad Buxer, one of Jackson's sound collaborators? Were they retooled Jackson compositions from Howard Drosson, who had to make new songs in short time after MJ left because of the abuse allegations? [[RiddleForTheAges I just don't know why Sega or others are so goddamned tight-lipped about it!]] Is it ''just'' legal reasons? What sort of deal was made? Why has ''Sonic 3'' rarely seen a rerelease after Jackson's death? What did he know?! ''How deep does it go?!'' [[ShrugOfGod I... don't fucking care who composed what!]] |
| 492 | * He'll have to show us the errors of their ways... [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E7HallMonitorJellyfishJam through example.]] |
| 493 | -->'''Johnny:''' I always admired how ''Sonic'' music on the Genesis; the ''whole'' trilogy, really, they were Genesis games that didn't... ''sound'' like Genesis games? When I think of Genesis music, I always think of that "twang". You know what I'm talking about, that...\ |
| 494 | '''''[[SensoryAbuse (TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)]]''''' |
| 495 | * There's only room in Mobius for one mega-clawed creature. |
| 496 | -->'''Johnny:''' You could use his glide to fly over whatever you could, or ambush an enemy giving you shit. ''(Knuckles kills a Slicer with no problem; is seen with sunglasses and [[TheStoner smoking a blunt]])'' '''NAILED IT.''' |
| 497 | * While Johnny is giving his sentimental remarks on the game towards the end, [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Selene comes barging in]] on him playing ''Sonic 3''. |
| 498 | |
| 499 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 500 | * Johnny already gives [[SoOkayItsAverage his thoughts on the game]] before the review even starts. ...With Sonic looking disappointed at the camera during the video's intro. |
| 501 | * Of all things, Sega trying to get in on the mobile market is represented through Sonic trying and failing to catch ''VideoGame/FlappyBird''. |
| 502 | * And here he was, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 giving Elliot shit]] for TemptingFate. |
| 503 | -->'''Johnny:''' It's only [[GoodBadBugs a matter of time]] before you get all the Chaos Emeralds, and... [[YankTheDogsChain oh, my game]] [[GameBreakingBug just crashed.]] |
| 504 | |
| 505 | !![[AC:''Sonic'' Spinoffs Review]] |
| 506 | * During the intro, the footage used to tease the video is ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3DBlast 3D Blast]]'' Sonic doing a damn ''[[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} default dance]]''. |
| 507 | * It's time to review ''VideoGame/SonicR''... and in comes an old friend. |
| 508 | -->'''Tails Doll:''' You ''can't'' be serious.\ |
| 509 | '''Johnny:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, Jesus Chri-]] ''what?!''\ |
| 510 | '''Tails Doll:''' ''Sonic R''? ...Again?\ |
| 511 | '''Johnny:''' Again? Tha-That video was, like, over 11 years old, my dude. ''(Johnny and Tails Doll watch the'' VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV ''segment)''\ |
| 512 | '''Tails Doll:''' It's... been 11 years?\ |
| 513 | '''Johnny:''' Hits you like a truck, right?\ |
| 514 | '''Tails Doll:''' ...What have I been doing with my life?\ |
| 515 | '''Johnny:''' Honestly, I don't know, and I don't care. |
| 516 | ** It's all a [[IncrediblyLamePun 3D Blast]] to the past from here, starting with a reference to the [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics Archie comics]]. |
| 517 | --->'''Johnny:''' Remember when you transformed into a giant [[GagPenis cock and balls]] with a [[CountryMatters vagina]] at the shaft? The ''fuck'' was that about?\ |
| 518 | '''Tails Doll:''' Nahh, I needed the money. [[MoodWhiplash ...By the way, I'm moving in for a bit.]] Times are hard.\ |
| 519 | '''Johnny:''' Excuse me, ''what''? N-No! ''No!''\ |
| 520 | '''Tails Doll:''' Don't worry, it's like I won't even be here. ''(as he fades away)'' By the way, you're all out of coffee creamer.\ |
| 521 | '''Johnny:''' All out of coffe-... ''(runs)'' Oh, fuck. ''(coffee creamer bottle is empty and spilt over;'' [[VideoGame/MetroidZeroMission Zero Mission]] ''[[BrickJoke Unknown Item jingle]] plays)'' Son of a ''bitch''... |
| 522 | ** Johnny mentions how you can collect Chaos Emeralds to unlock Super Sonic, who he calls "the definition of 'unbalanced'." He then goes on to say that really, the whole ''roster'' is unbalanced. |
| 523 | --->'''Johnny:''' Amy, Robotnik, and Eggrobo-- they are all just pure ''shit,'' and the less I say about the Tails Doll, the better.\ |
| 524 | '''Tails Doll:''' I ''heard'' that.\ |
| 525 | '''Johnny:''' Yeah, and I'll fuckin' say it again! You ''suck!'' |
| 526 | * As for ''VideoGame/SonicJam'' on the Platform/GameCom... Johnny doesn't say ''[[AntiHumor a word]]''. The game speaks for itself. |
| 527 | * The best way to show off the quality of ''VideoGame/SonicShuffle''? ...Tails wins [[MemeticMutation by doing absolutely nothing]]. |
| 528 | |
| 529 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/Metroid1'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 530 | * But, doesn't IGA validate it thanks to semantics? |
| 531 | -->'''Johnny:''' The term "Metroidvania" ''is'' getting a little antiquated, isn't it? And when the hell has there been another ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}'' game? ''(''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight ''pops up)'' No, this doesn't count! It doesn't! It's not called ''Castlevania''! [[TakeThatAudience Eat my ass.]] |
| 532 | * You sacrifice one joke, and in comes another. |
| 533 | -->'''Johnny:''' Now, I don't know why the ''fuck'' it's called the "Screw Attack", but the [[DoubleEntendre screw]] part is accurate ''[[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken (robot humps a washing machine)]]'' when I think of what I'm doing to these guys. |
| 534 | |
| 535 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidIIReturnOfSamus'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 536 | * Johnny analyzing Samus' new spritework. |
| 537 | -->'''Johnny:''' The chicken walk is gone, she's more realistically proportioned, no more... protruding 2 pixels of ''[[MaleGaze ass]]'' here. |
| 538 | * Creator/GunpeiYokoi wasn't ''that'' horny... |
| 539 | -->'''Johnny:''' The sprite ''is'' a little too large for my liking? I think it would've helped if Samus was just a ''bit'' smaller. And I'm not talking, uh... Mario in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' small, which, coincidentally, was also another game developed by Nintendo R&D1. You think if you beat the game fast enough there, you get Mario in a two-piece? ''(Mario's head is on [[FanDisservice Samus' body]])''\ |
| 540 | '''Mario:''' I'm-a going to fly for you! |
| 541 | * Nintendo themselves must be suffering ArchivePanic. |
| 542 | -->'''Johnny:''' Okay, with that said, ''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake AM2R]]''. ...I know it's been legally taken down by Nintendo, but I'll just say it took me less than a ''minute'' to find a download link with a simple Google search.\ |
| 543 | '''Google Search:''' [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} i'll take fan-games that just don't die for a hundred, alex]] |
| 544 | |
| 545 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/NickelodeonAllStarBrawl'' Review]] |
| 546 | * He had to get the sponsor money as soon as possible, to be fair. |
| 547 | -->'''Johnny:''' And if it sounds like my voice is a little deeper than usual, I ''am'' recording this script at 4 o'clock in the morning [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} because I've lost control of my life]]. |
| 548 | * How often can somebody {{invoke|d trope}} TemptingFate? |
| 549 | -->'''Johnny:''' And, hey. That's another game I could play with my Twitch audience at some point or another, only instead, ''[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E5PizzaDeliveryHomeSweetPineapple (Squidward's eyes bulge)]]'' the WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} [[MemeticMutation quotes]] would ''never'' stop. |
| 550 | |
| 551 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMetroid'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 552 | * Every PhantomThief needs a [[VideoGame/Persona5 change of heart]] at ''some'' point, right? |
| 553 | -->'''Johnny:''' This was also the first ''Metroid'' to be scored by Music/KenjiYamamoto. ...No, not ''that'' [[Creator/ToeiAnimation Kenji Yamamoto]]. The ''other'' Kenji Yamamoto. The one that [[TakeThat didn't plagiarize songs]] that I [[NotSoAboveItAll still like listening to]]. |
| 554 | * She's not [[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM authorized]] to disclose such information. |
| 555 | -->'''Johnny:''' Ah, look at this. You can even find the Morph Ball in the same place as before. Now, what happened to your upgrades beforehand?\ |
| 556 | '''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Roxas]]:''' [[ShrugOfGod Shut up!]]\ |
| 557 | '''Johnny:''' Thank you, [[MaliciousMisnaming Rucksack]]. |
| 558 | * Considering it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms "suckas idolizing mediocre pussy"]]... you sure you'd want to say that around [[WomanScorned Nora]]? |
| 559 | -->'''Johnny:''' By-the-by, [[AmazonianBeauty Amazon Samus]] is ''best'' Samus, and I won't hear otherwise. Why, yes! I ''am'' [[SelfDeprecation a simp]]. |
| 560 | * When discussing the ''Nintendo Power'' tie-in comic for the game, Johnny expresses his utter disappointment for the Baby Metroid's underwhelming demise (basically, it was shot down by the Federation Chairman Keaton and Chief Hardy mistaking it for a threat. Samus came in only after the fact and assumed Mother Brain did it). How does he punctuate the poor alien's UndignifiedDeath? With a ''[[ToiletHumor heavily reverberated fart noise]]''. |
| 561 | * The video ends with the [[BrickJoke Metroid Alarm]] blaring the whole way through, while Johnny [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bolts out of his chair]] to get his copy of ''[[VideoGame/MetroidDread Dread]]''. |
| 562 | |
| 563 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidFusion'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 564 | * Johnny giving FalseReassurance to his ''own'' sanity. |
| 565 | -->'''Johnny:''' I'll even throw in ''[[VideoGame/MetroidPrimePinball Prime Pinball]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/MetroidPrimeHunters Prime: Hunters]]'' for good measure! ''[[TakeThatAudience Because I like you.]]'' |
| 566 | * Experiment T turning the ''[[Platform/GameBoyAdvance GBA Video]]'' [[StylisticSuck filter]] on Johnny. |
| 567 | ** A later [[https://twitter.com/Experiment_T/status/1453150912315281408 tweet]] revealed it wasn't a filter. Experiment T had turned it into an ''actual GBA Video'' cartridge. |
| 568 | * One cannot simply understate the SensoryAbuse that ''Fusion'' provides. |
| 569 | -->'''Johnny:''' Some of these assholes make some ''gut-wrenching'' noises! Serris in Sector 4 sounds like a bat out of hell when you damage it, and then that bat then gets a fist jammed [[AssShove up its ass]] when you kill it! |
| 570 | * The description Johnny gives to [[GrandTheftMe Neo-Ridley]] is, "Ridley with his [[NoIndoorVoice nuts in a vice]]." |
| 571 | |
| 572 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidZeroMission'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 573 | * Johnny's acknowledgement of how much Ridley was turned into a CompleteMonster in the ''Manga/MetroidManga''. |
| 574 | -->'''Johnny:''' But dude, Ridley is ''such'' a shit! Taking every opportunity to, [[CardCarryingVillain gleefully be as sadistic as possible]] in every scene that he's in! Taunting Samus a-as a child as things are going to shit, and then years later, [[ManipulativeBastard mentally torturing her]], saying that he might've eaten her ''mom'' to regenerate his health when he was in a bad spot! He steals the show, like, ''god''! [[HateSink You wanna see Samus scorch this asshole!]] ...Which, you can do in the game proper; maybe that's why they made him so unlikeable. It's like, "Kill this motherfucker now, for only $29.99!" ''(chuckles)'' |
| 575 | * That's certainly ''one'' way to take yourself out of the experience. |
| 576 | -->'''Johnny:''' However, not all upgrades are immediately available, because there's a couple of ancient Chozo Statues that hold power-ups your current suit can't-[[BreathlessNonSequitur okay, one moment here]]. I-I gave it a pass during ''Fusion'', because I figured it was just a one-off thing, but ''Zero Mission'' did it again. ...What's with the [[OffModel curved Arm Cannon]]? How the ''fuck'' does that work? It doesn't! I-If Samus' cannon was curved, that motherfucker's hittin'... nothing but solid ground! ''[[EpicFail (Samus fires a dud Missile)]]'' |
| 577 | * The reward for going after Ridley first? [[CurbStompBattle Super Missiles against Kraid.]] |
| 578 | -->'''Johnny:''' [[StealthHiBye Hi, Kraid!]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[WeHardlyKnewYe Bye, Kraid.]] |
| 579 | * Johnny's description of the Space Pirates. |
| 580 | -->'''Johnny:''' I always thought these guys were more like an [[VideoGame/Portal2 an army of mantis men]], but I see these guys and their [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants big, meaty claws]], and okay, they're [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark crab people]]. Lobsters, maybe? This game does a good job of making them feel like a threat, though, because they're all over the battleship during the game's [[StealthBasedMission stealth sequence]] where you [[NoGearLevel lose your suit]]. And you can't fight them head on; they'll massacre your ass. ...[[CollateralDamage And themselves]], [[TooDumbToLive the fuckin' dumbasses]]. |
| 581 | |
| 582 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'' Review (Revisit)]] |
| 583 | * Johnny's description of Black Friday madness during the pre-video sponsorship? [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 ...Mufasa's]] [[BlackComedy death.]] |
| 584 | * The discussion of how good 2010 was for Nintendo fans. The release of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'', ''VideoGame/SonicColors'', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns'', and ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''... the last of which isn't on Johnny's shelf. |
| 585 | -->'''FlavorText:''' I [[FailedASpotCheck misplaced my copy]] during the move, I think. |
| 586 | |
| 587 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidDread'' Review]] |
| 588 | * Look out, guys. It's Jack the Metroid. |
| 589 | -->'''Johnny:''' Samus' Metroid DNA has ''fully'' activated, giving her the ability to siphon energy with her left hand that she uses a couple of times after the fact to drain the energy of a few enemies. And Samus, you just blatantly stole Raiden's schtick from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]]''; give it back. It doesn't belong to you. |
| 590 | * ''[[Music/{{Metallica}} Metroids, imprisoning me! All that I see, absolute Chozo!]]'' |
| 591 | -->'''Johnny:''' That is, until Samus... [[SuddenlyShouting GOES FUCKING]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting APESHIT]]'' as the Metroid inside her ''pushes'' Raven Beak's ''shit'' in! God ''damn'', [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge she is so pissed]]! |
| 592 | |
| 593 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' Review]] |
| 594 | * Johnny's example during the Surfshark VPN sponsorship of an invasion of privacy? His Website/YouTube profile being turned into an NFT without his consent. |
| 595 | * Johnny's rather [[BrutalHonesty blunt]] description of King Edgar being that he's a, "womanizing goofball who [[AmbiguouslyBi may or may not]] fuck anything that moves." |
| 596 | * The GameplayAndStorySegregation sure provides an [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ba0be422_faaa_4aa0_b122_80e05f551f7f.png amusing visual]]. |
| 597 | -->'''Johnny:''' Okay, I'm going to assume there's actually ''three'' helmets here and not just one, or am I to assume these assholes all squeezed their heads into one helmet? Is that what's happening here? ...What the hell? |
| 598 | * ''[[Music/FooFighters She's the generator, firin' whenever she quits...]]'' |
| 599 | -->'''Johnny:''' This time, instead of exploding, Terra ends up transforming into something completely different, her Esper form. [[PowerIncontinence That she sadly can't control yet]], so she does this little Music/MichaelJackson spin, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and then-]]\ |
| 600 | '''Terra:''' '''''[[SensoryAbuse WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''\ |
| 601 | '''Johnny:''' I hate that scream. ...I hate it every time. |
| 602 | * A love that's [[ILoveTheDead dead on arrival]], [[Manga/ThusSpokeKishibeRohan thus spoke Cole Locke]]. |
| 603 | -->'''Johnny:''' But that's okay, you know. You lick your wounds and you move on and try and find new meaning in life, because [[TemptingFate it's not as if]] he had her ''corpse'' embalmed in hopes of one day finding the means to bring her back to li- ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction (Rachel's corpse is in bed)]] [[BigOMG Oh my god!]] (flailing arms in disgust)'' [[NoJustNoReaction No!]] ''[[BigNo NNNO!]] (alarms blare over Locke)'' Nuh-uh! All the red flags! What the ''fuck'' is wrong with you?! I've heard of skeletons in the closet, but... this is literally a whole-ass body! |
| 604 | * The revelation that Gau can use [[GameBreaker NightShade]] on the Warring Triad, resulting in them hitting themselves [[TheWorfEffect for max damage]]. |
| 605 | -->'''Johnny:''' Yea-hah, shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it, bi- ''[[TemptingFate (Gau gets killed for 7797 damage)]]'' Oh... |
| 606 | * The video has surpassed ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic '06]]'' as Johnny's longest review, and just to prove it... |
| 607 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''(shoves'' Sonic '06 ''out of the way with his Japanese'' Final Fantasy VI ''copy)'' [[TheStinger At last.]] |
| 608 | |
| 609 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' Review]] |
| 610 | * Throughout the review, post edits are represented by Aerith randomly showing up to [[DeadpanSnarker snarkily]] make a comment in [[StylisticSuck pink comic sans]]. |
| 611 | * The example for Creator/YoshitakaAmano's work on promotional material after Creator/TetsuyaNomura took over as character designer. |
| 612 | -->'''Johnny:''' Whaaat the ''hell'' is [[ArtStyleClash that motorcycle]] for Cloud? This is, uh, jumping ahead here, but it's like if [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] could transform into a vehicle, like how the Shiva twins did in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII''. D'What the ''fuck'' was that about? |
| 613 | * [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998 Gaia, life, and magic delight! These were the ingredients chosen to create the planet's lifestream! But, Shinra accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: CHEMICAL MAKO!]] |
| 614 | -->'''Johnny:''' Yes, in the world of ''Final Fantasy VII'', someone's ''dead relative'' could be powering your life fixture.\ |
| 615 | '''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Drax]]:''' Metaphor...\ |
| 616 | '''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Star-Lord]]:''' Eh, sorta! |
| 617 | * Well, if Hojo was trying to get Red XIII to knock Aerith up, he's probably been in the porn industry for a while. |
| 618 | -->'''Johnny:''' Sephiroth's ''actual'' mom is this woman here named Lucrecia that carried Sephiroth for 9 months, but Hojo wouldn't want you knowing that, and the fact that he's the one who inseminated Lucrecia to begin with. And yeah, I said [[InsistentTerminology "inseminated"]], because, I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that ''anybody'', no matter ''how'' much they love science and all that shit, would ''ever'' find [[CompleteMonster Hojo]] fuckable! |
| 619 | * Is [[ValuesResonance "contemporary"]] exactly a compliment? |
| 620 | -->'''Johnny:''' In a world that's slowly becoming more about megacompanies buying ''other'' megacompanies, climate change becoming more of a hot button issue than ever before; I don't [[TemptingFate think we have to worry]] about an alien parasite wanting to spread its influence and cripple our planet for no fucking reason- ''[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic Oh-ho-ho-ho, wait a minute!]]'' |
| 621 | * Johnny's brief, but blunt description of Tifa Lockhart. |
| 622 | -->'''Johnny:''' Martial artist extraordinaire, and as of 2022, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}'s new [[RuleThirtyFour Prime Minister]]. |
| 623 | |
| 624 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7Biohazard'' Review]] |
| 625 | * The end of the sponsorship segment has Johnny drinking bourbon that he describes as [[ItTastesLikeFeet "tasting like motor oil"]] and gagging, causing Nora to laugh at him. |
| 626 | * Johnny referring to [[TheBeastmaster Marguerite's nest]] as a [[SuperSexOrgans "vagina hive"]]. |
| 627 | * This little bit when Jack Baker [[ItMakesSenseInContext is burning donuts inside his house]]: |
| 628 | -->'''Johnny:''' ...Like [[ImmuneToFire surviving total immolation]], [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice taking a steel beam to the chest]], [[BoomHeadshot taking a bullet to the chin]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking doing donuts in the garage]] [[Music/{{Eminem}} screaming, "I don't give a fuck" with his windows down and his system up]]. |
| 629 | |
| 630 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvilVillage'' Review]] |
| 631 | * The start of the Surfshark VPN sponsorship {{foreshadowing}} the game's tone. |
| 632 | -->'''Johnny:''' As Rockwell once said, I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I got no privacy. ''(SmashCut to Johnny shrugging) [[Music/MichaelJackson Oh-o-oh~.]]'' |
| 633 | * The list of the game's similarities with ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4''. |
| 634 | -->'''Johnny:''' The Eastern European setting, a village of infected people, a ''gargantuan'' castle filled with dread; a factory run by Magneto of the ''ComicBook/XMen''? [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Okay, wait]], that last one is- [[BreadEggsMilkSquick ...What the hell?]] |
| 635 | * When Johnny describes the beginning of the game where Chris and his team burst in and kill Mia just when she and Ethan are about to have dinner, he interprets it as Chris doing it [[DisproportionateRetribution because he doesn't like Mia's cooking.]] |
| 636 | * According to Johnny, what is the weakness of Mother Miranda? [[RecklessGunUsage The 2nd Amendment.]] |
| 637 | |
| 638 | !![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbyAndTheForgottenLand'' Review]] |
| 639 | * Johnny notes how, on this channel, ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' and ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' seemingly go [[MoodDissonance hand-in-hand]]. |
| 640 | |
| 641 | !![[AC:Classic ''Franchise/DonkeyKong'' Games Review]] |
| 642 | * Johnny mentioning that the objective of the game is, "How [[AccidentalInnuendo high]] can you get?" |
| 643 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''(smoking a blunt)'' [[TheStoner Very.]] ''(laughs)'' |
| 644 | * Johnny mocks Jumpman's inability to survive jumping from a small height and proclaims that he "can do that just fine", which is then followed by a shot of him jumping off of his apartment patio. This goes about as well as you'd expect. |
| 645 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''(as soon as he lands)" "Fuck!" |
| 646 | |
| 647 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'' 1/2/3 Review]] |
| 648 | * The entire Banana Bird rant, ending with: |
| 649 | --> '''Johnny''' [[BrickJoke smoking another blunt: I really need to stop doing this. ''cough'']] |
| 650 | * Johnny's final comment on the games, due to what the [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 next game will likely be]].. |
| 651 | -->'''Johnny:''' They are a little bloated with [[HundredPercentCompletion collectibles]], but that does not stop the games from being very fun. [[TemptingFate I'm just glad I can finally rest from collecting shit]]. |
| 652 | ** This is followed by a completely silent, unending and unblinking stare for the next [[NothingIsScarier several seconds.]] It borders on a straight-up ThousandYardStare if one knows exactly what he's in for. |
| 653 | |
| 654 | |
| 655 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' Review]] |
| 656 | * Near the beginning of the review, Johnny brings up some Dr. Pepper merchandising released during the game's heyday, pointing out the ad claims drinking the beverage will "let you beat the game". Johnny gives it a shot, combining it with liquor to numb the pain of the infamously repetitive collectathon. Before long, Johnny learns the hard way that Dr. Pepper does NOT pair well with the hard stuff. |
| 657 | * Johnny asking if it's worth fully completing the game is followed by about a dozen people (including Hotel Mario and Lara Croft) telling him the exact same thing. |
| 658 | --> ''No.'' |
| 659 | * Johnny apparently didn't find out about being able to hover with Diddy's jetpack until ''after'' beating the game. |
| 660 | --> '''Johnny:''' ''(nervous laughter)'' Clearly I'm not drinking enough of this shit… ''(cue the word [[SelfDeprecation 'DUMBASS']] on the screen)'' |
| 661 | * At the end of the review, Johnny recites his own extended version of the DK Rap, with more appropriate lyrics. |
| 662 | -->So I'm finally done\ |
| 663 | reviewing this game,\ |
| 664 | it makes this one (''shows footage from'' Super Mario Sunshine)\ |
| 665 | look fucking tame.\ |
| 666 | Put your hands together\ |
| 667 | if you wanna slap\ |
| 668 | this fucking jerk (''shows Donkey Kong'')\ |
| 669 | for all this crap. (''shows the bloated collectables'') |
| 670 | ** "His coconut gun can fire in spurts / But his shitty aim makes my testes hurt" |
| 671 | ** "He's (Donkey Kong) bigger, faster, and really strong / [[BaitAndSwitch Oh wait, my bad]], that's Chunky Kong" |
| 672 | ** "[[MemeticMutation He has no style, he has a quick pace]] / [[HitboxDissonance His Hitbox is a fucking disgrace]]" |
| 673 | ** "He inflates himself just like a balloon / [[RuleThirtyFour Which means don't Google him, you fucking buffoon]] (DON'T DO IT!)" |
| 674 | ** “This Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funny / Dr. Pepper, GIVE ME MONEY!” |
| 675 | * After the review went live, Dr. Pepper replied to the link on Twitter with "Emphasis on Dr. Pepper", [[https://twitter.com/Somecallmejon/status/1590713152588906497 prompting this retweet from Johnny.]] |
| 676 | |
| 677 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers'' Review]] |
| 678 | * While noting how useful Big the Cat’s fishing minigame is, Johnny decides that he forgives Big – not for the terrible fishing gameplay in the original Sonic Adventure, but for glitching out into a bizarre color palette in his review of that game several years ago. |
| 679 | * While he liked the gameplay overall, Johnny was thrown for a loop when the game interpreted Sonic going up a steep slope a little too quickly as an attempted jump. Cue some strangled yelps from Johnny as Sonic takes off like a rocket into the sky. |
| 680 | |
| 681 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3DantesAwakening'' Review]] |
| 682 | * Johnny's reaction to Elliot lampshading the BonusFeatureFailure regarding its hidden Multiplayer mode[[labelnote:note]]The game has a hidden feature where a second controller can control Dante's doppelganger when Doppelganger Style is activated, but the feature only lasts as long as there's juice in the Devil Trigger gauge.[[/labelnote]]. |
| 683 | --->'''Elliot:''' Dude, what the hell? This isn't multiplayer. I'm only in there for like three seconds!\ |
| 684 | '''Johnny:''' Doppelgangers should be seen, not heard.\ |
| 685 | [{{Beat}}]\ |
| 686 | '''Elliot:''' [[InstantCostumeChange ...Weren't you wearing a red shirt?]] |
| 687 | |
| 688 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/DmcDevilMayCry'' Review]] |
| 689 | * As Johnny notes how Limbo City itself goes as far as to put bold statements like '''FUCK YOU DANTE''', he goes as far as to list a few more - just for the sake of What-If release of ''[=DmC=]'' during the 2020s. For example, '''SIMP''', '''WOKE''', '''SKILL ISSUE''', '''NO RIZZ''', and '''THAT WASN'T VERY POGGERS DANTE'''. |
| 690 | -->'''Johnny (while shaking his head in disgust):''' ''What the fuck'' did I just say? |
| 691 | * Witnessing the whole "Kat for Lilith" exchange scene and laughing at the sheer absurdity of what happens next, capped off with "Fetus Deletus". |
| 692 | * Comparing Dante's flaming gauntlets to Ludacris' Hulk-esque fists from his "Get Back" clip. |
| 693 | |
| 694 | !! [[AC: ''VisualNovel/TheMurderOfSonicTheHedgehog'' Review]] |
| 695 | * A brief description of the game provides this gem: |
| 696 | -->'''Johnny:''' Someone killed Sonic the Hedgehog again, and this time it wasn't [[CallBack an emotionally conflicted princess]] there to give him a sloppy jalopy to wake his ass up. |
| 697 | * Just the fact that this game was done in the Visual Novel genre. |
| 698 | -->'''Johnny:''' I mean, don't we already killed this motherfucker at least once in a year anyway? |
| 699 | * "Johnny Versus: This Certificate is awarded to ''The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog'' for Harmlessness" |
| 700 | * Another glorious call-back comes from ''Hatoful Boyfriend'' Let's Play - where Johnny's character, Hatsun Pigeon, [[ItMakesSenseInContext got killed by Ninja Hawks simply because it couldn't get laid]]. |
| 701 | * Noting how the player character has a "borderline unhealthy fascination with checking trash cans." |
| 702 | -->'''Johnny:''' It's just like me for real. ''(Dives into the trash can himself, then grabs '''Sonic and the Secret Rings''' from it)'' Forgot that it was there. |
| 703 | |
| 704 | !! [[AC: Klassic ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' Games Review]] |
| 705 | * Johnny mentions how in [[VideoGame/MortalKombat1992 the first game]] ([[CharacterizationMarchesOn and in stark contrast to his characterization in later entries]]), Raiden enters the Mortal Kombat tournament merely for his own amusement, and that should he win, he grows bored dominating the tournament and invites other gods to join, which ends up destroying Earth. |
| 706 | -->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' ''What an asshole!'' |
| 707 | * He mentions that he could never get behind ''VideoGame/MortalKombatII'''s Babalities, and just thought they were weird... unless you knew how to glitch them, as demonstrated by Sub-Zero performing a Babality, [[CrossesTheLineTwice then freezing the baby and shattering it with an uppercut]]. |
| 708 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''[chuckling]'' I'm fucked up. |
| 709 | * Johnny humorously compares Shao Kahn's death scream in ''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'' to him imitating a motorcycle, complete with gameplay footage of his death mixed with footage of a person riding a dirtbike. |
| 710 | * With the series' jump to 3D, Midway went in on advertising for ''VideoGame/MortalKombat4'', including an image of new villain Quan Chi on the side of the arcade machine, which Johnny describes as "staring like [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown he caught you masturbating]]." |
| 711 | |
| 712 | !! [[AC: A Bunch of ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' Review]] |
| 713 | * The game preview in the video's intro is Doomguy's face superimposed over a man dancing down a hallway, holding a chaingun. |
| 714 | * As Johnny says that he'll be effectively "popping his ''Doom'' cherry" for this review, Elliot pops up beside him, {{Jump Scar|e}}ing Johnny. |
| 715 | * Later, Elliot brings out some ''Doom'' shot glasses for them, shaped like shotgun shells. [[HypocriticalHumor Johnny calls him out for his nerdiness]], to which Elliot retorts, "Says the ''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]'' fan." |
| 716 | ** They decide to use these to try Creator/DanAykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka that "almost killed Creator/LarryKing", which leaves both Johnny and Elliot coughing for a few moments after. |
| 717 | * Talking on the games' quicksave feature, Johnny advises that it be done in safety so that you aren't stuck reloading to your death and have to start the stage over. This turns out to be {{foreshadowing}} for later in the video when Johnny does exactly this when traversing extremely narrow walkways and falls off into the acid, punctuated by a clip of [[Film/TheForceAwakens Kylo Ren slicing a computer terminal to bits with his lightsaber]]. |
| 718 | * After finishing ''VideoGame/DoomII'', Elliot suggests Johnny try ''VideoGame/FinalDoom'' next. Cue a montage of Johnny panicking and raging at [[NintendoHard the sheer difficulty of the game]], ending with a drunken Johnny wearing a Doom Marine helmet standing outside Elliot's door. |
| 719 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''[tipsily]'' [[BlatantLies Listen, I'm not mad at you...]] [[ExtremeMeleeRevenge I just wanna bash your fuckin' brains in.]] |
| 720 | [[/folder]] |
| 721 | |
| 722 | [[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 9)'']] |
| 723 | |
| 724 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicSuperstars'' Review]] |
| 725 | * The first thing Johnny says about the game, in case the viewer doesn't want to stay to avoid spoilers, is to not spend $60 on it. He then [[{{Beat}} pauses for a few moments]], as if that by itself states enough about the game. |
| 726 | * When complaining about the bosses, he shows off the jankiness of Trip's final fight with Fang, including the game suddenly teleporting Trip to a different section of the arena as Fang destroys it and sends her falling to her death, causing Johnny to angrily ask "Who used Chaos Control?!" |
| 727 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicDreamTeam'' Review]] |
| 728 | * Johnny admits that he had a "fight-or-flight" response to seeing the words "Sonic Dream" in the title, due to [[BrainBleach unpleasant memories]] of ''VideoGame/SonicDreamsCollection''. |
| 729 | * When mentioning how Dr. Eggman kidnapped the [[IncorruptiblePurePureness pure-hearted]] Cream to use her dreams for his latest evil plot, Johnny jokes that Eggman also recognized who the [[GameBreaker biggest threat]] in the Sonic universe was and wanted to immediately nip that in the bud. |
| 730 | * Johnny goes into an... interesting aside about his choice of term for {{mooks}}: |
| 731 | -->'''Johnny:''' Actually, I should probably start calling enemies something other than "goons", because the word "goon" is too close to the word "gooning", and if you don't know what ''that'' means, well let's just say I'm glad ''Sonic Dream Team'' doesn't handle the topic of wet dreams--''I'm so sorry.'' |
| 732 | * Going into the game's animation quality for its in-engine cutscenes, Johnny remarks that the last mainline game with comparable cutscene animation quality was ''Sonic Unleashed'', which was 16 years ago. |
| 733 | -->'''Johnny:''' ''[grunts and clutches his back]'' Ow, fuck!\ |
| 734 | '''Elliot:''' ''[behind the camera]'' Oh, you good?\ |
| 735 | '''Johnny:''' Yeah, [[CrackOhMyBack just my back]].\ |
| 736 | '''Elliot:''' [[{{Troll}} Anyway, you know]] ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]'' [[{{Troll}} is gonna be 20 years old--]]\ |
| 737 | '''Johnny:''' '''''Fucking stop!!''''' |
| 738 | * Explaining how the game has four zones with three acts and a boss for each, the fact that each act has five missions is punctuated with Johnny doing a SpitTake. |
| 739 | * When he brings up the 30 blue coins hidden in each act's first mission, screaming is heard as Johnny [[DeathGlare angrily glares]] at the camera with a burning rage. |
| 740 | -->'''Johnny:''' Not ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' capitalizing on my ''[[CallBack trauma!]] [whimsically flips off VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine, tosses it away and shrugs]'' And there's thirty of these things? Oh, they knew ''exactly'' what they were doing, the fucking assholes! ''[chuckles]'' |
| 741 | ** He then mentions that the blue coins are only needed to unlock optional trophies, which he remarks makes them "a hell of a lot easier to ignore". |
| 742 | * Johnny praises the game's feature of being able to switch characters on the fly (outside of certain stages), and imagines a ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers''-style game with that sort of feature available from the start, adding that he's "[[{{Nerdgasm}} pitching a tent just thinking about it]]". |
| 743 | -->'''Johnny:''' And if my younger cousins are watching this... stop it. |
| 744 | * As he goes over each zone, he has this aside about Dream Factory, complete with live-action skit: |
| 745 | -->'''Johnny:''' Dream Factory is ''very'' orange; I have no idea what Eggman is making, but he's making a lot of it-- okay y'know what, actually, it's [[UrineTrouble piss]]. It has to be, right? You ever had those moments, where you're about to go to sleep but you're feeling parched, so you have a glass of water, and you try and lay down, and now you suddenly can't sleep because you gotta go to the fuckin' bathroom, and now you can't sleep because you got up to go to the bathroom. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] you, Dream Factory! |
| 746 | |
| 747 | !! [[AC: ''VideoGame/MortalKombatMythologiesSubZero'' Review]] |
| 748 | * Poking fun at several key moments of ''Mythologies'' while advertising Raycon earbuds. For example, encouraging Sub-Zero and letting himself "fall to his death multiple times with peace of mind." |
| 749 | * Mentioning ''Cooking with Kano Simulator'' among possible titles that could've been made if ''Mythologies'' were successful. |
| 750 | * Listing several examples of Lin Kuei members telling their opponents that they're not "ninjas". |
| 751 | -->'''Johnny:''' Now it may seem weird at first, but I think this game will give us good enough reason why the Lin Kuei wouldn't like to be called the dreaded N-word. ''(solemn expression)'' |
| 752 | |
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