Line #64 Funny/BrendanBlaber


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7	[[index]]
8	* Funny/MilesIsARobot
9	* Funny/DogsInLove
10	* Funny/EpithetErased
11	* Funny/SoThisIsBasically
12	[[/index]]
13
14	Below are general examples relating to Brendan Blaber that don’t fall under any of his other projects. Beware unmarked spoilers.
15
16	[[foldercontrol]]
17
18	[[folder:Who is the hottest Pokémon Character?]]
19	* The simple fact that this question derailed a "WebVideo/DogsInLove" stream enough to be cut out into its own video.
20	* Creator/MarissaLenti immediately answering [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Leon]], explaining her choice shortly after as "He's so stupid". When the conversation properly gets to the ''Sword/Shield'' cast, she gets to go into more detail, consisting of statements like "no thoughts, head empty".
21	* Will, on [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Giovanni]]: "I’d [[GoldDigger marry him for the money]], then divorce to get half of it."
22	* Marissa's attempt to justify [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Lance]] being on her hot list: "he got cape. he boi. he ginger." Brendan immediately counters that Childe from ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'' would also fit that description, and Marissa adamantly denies that Childe is ginger.
23	* The moment they get to [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Cynthia]], there's no need for discussion. Brendan just says "yeah", gives her the thumb's up and no one argues.
24	* Everyone [[{{Squee}} goes wild]] for both of [[TheGambler Grimsley]]'s designs, hooting and hollering in approval.
25	--> '''Marissa:''' There is no reason that anyone who probably smells like ''cigarettes'' should be attractive, but '''''him?!''''' You could scrape him off the side of a wall!
26	* When talking about Clara, Brendan reads out the following comment from chat:
27	-->'''Aloha''': YES YES YES DEAR GOD I WANT HER TO ''DIVORCE ME''
28	* Brendan's slow realization that he might have a thing for {{Silver Fox}}es, starting with claiming that [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Kabu]], [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Blaine, and Agatha]] are all hot within the first few minutes, and ending with the video's description being "Why did I give a thumbs up to all the old people[[note]]not literally; he didn't like Gym Leader Pryce or Battle Maven Spenser, among others[[/note]], should I read into this?".
29	[[/folder]]
30
31	[[folder:Please Play “Metal Wolf Chaos”]]
32	* "We're the good guys right?" "Yes."
33	** “IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE I KILL! WHAT MATTERS IS HOW MANY AMERICANS I SAVE! FOR I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!”
34	* [[{{Eagleland}} “EVERY AMERICAN SHOOTS OUT OF THE WOMB LIKE A BAZOOKA KNOWING HOW TO KILL!]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext NO TUTORIAL IS NEEDED!”]]
35	* "Finally, a {{Yandere}} I enjoy!"
36	[[/folder]]
37
38	[[folder:Chef Skyrim]]
39	* “Oh, I was going for something unassuming, but I absolutely look like I ''ate'' your ''dog.''
40	* Jello stays in character, doing the ridiculous insane chef voice, for almost every moment of the video.
41	* “I wish I had Feindal here to keep me warm. He’s not using his ''skin'' for anything.”
42	* The game bugs out to a ridiculous degree even though no mods are being used.
43	--> '''The Chef:''' Those are the rare jitter mooses.
44	--> '''The Chef:''' That’s not fair, the wolf keeps teleporting onto my head!
45	* Jello deciding to place a cabbage at the scene of his crimes, only to forget to do that almost every time and running back, pursued by guards, to drop one by the corpse.
46	--> '''The Chef:''' Where did her body go?!
47	[[/folder]]
48
49	[[folder:Sky Pirate Girlfriends (Skies of Arcadia: Legends)]]
50	* When Fina introduces herself, Aika quips that she doesn't like her name and that it will be changed to Antonio. [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting One of the following dialogue options is to call her name strange.]]
51	* Peter the Deck-Swabber's introduction results in a brief ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' skit, complete with an edited UI over the gameplay.
52	* Vyse gets a RunningGag throughout the playthrough where he's a closeted trans woman (aka an “egg”) who loves women out of a sublimated desire to ''be'' one. It morphs from Vyse being a staunch feminist into [[TransparentCloset Vyse being very obviously in the closet about being a transgender woman]], and yet never being able to just come out and say it.
53	** Vyse is initially portrayed as such a feminist that he hypes up women to the point where it’s uncomfortable.
54	---> '''Aika:''' Vyse! Over there! Look at the size of that hole!\
55	'''Vyse:''' Oh, the shrine's a woman.
56	** Early on, Vyse questions how Galcian could be evil if he has "gal" in his name, and later comes to the conclusion that his mom seemingly leaving the stove on was entirely intentional. Aika tries to explain that women aren't faultless, to which Vyse attempts to defend before realizing that [[LogicBomb he's arguing with a woman]].
57	** The gag is then later expanded to [[EveryoneKnewAlready everyone]] [[TransparentCloset knowing]] Vyse is in the closet (and being fine with it), yet no one being able to actually get him to open up on the subject, despite repeatedly insisting on it.
58	--->'''Aika:''' Vyse, we ''gotta'' talk about this!\
59	'''Vyse:''' What's there to talk about, Aika?! ''(MirthlessLaughter)''
60	** Just before the fight with De Loco, Drachma asks Vyse if he can have one of his potato chips. When Vyse reaffirms that they're buds, Drachma says a lighthearted "hell yeah, sister." Vyse gives a genuine thank you, and the rest of the cast bursts into laughter as Vyrsa's egg starts to crack with "the first admission."
61	** Every time the flag of the Air Pirates comes up, the transgender flag is superimposed on top of it. Also, Drachma is portrayed as the understanding parent who is waiting for Vyse to finally drop the bombshell.
62	** The gag is then expanded ''again'' to referring to Vyse as "Vyrsa" (as a PunnyName because it's a play of "vice versa," which is itself a reference to the Black Moonstone being able to change one kind of energy into another or "vice versa," which they interpreted as satisfying Vyse's closeted wish), finally coming out of the closet with everyone who still calls Vyrsa by "Vyse" gets punches on a card. After four times of getting the name wrong, Vyrsa gets a free froyo.
63	*** The above punch-card gag comes about because Arim, who voices Enrique and Gildor, keeps accidentally deadnaming Vyrsa, resulting in ''both'' characters filling out their punch-cards.
64	----> '''Savvy''': TWO FREE FROYOS!
65	*** Eventually, Enrique asks where Vyrsa gets her "Vyrsa Tracker" cards so he can repurpose them for whenever anybody says "[[JokeOfTheButt butt]]." When Aika says several "but"s in quick succession, Enrique says she owes him three froyos. When Aika questions if froyos are suddenly becoming a new currency, Vyrsa reveals that "froyo" is actually slang for one hundred million gold.
66	** Drachma excitedly anticipating [[TransparentCloset Vyrsa]] coming out to him, only to be disappointed when she tells him something else, instead.
67	--->'''Drachma:''' ''(holding a trans flag and wearing an “I Love My Trans Daughter” t-shirt)'' Is there anything else you want to tell me??
68	* As a contrast to Vyse/Vyrsa, Galcian is portrayed as being so gay, he ends up circling around to being misogynist, to the point that his love of men and hatred of women is arguably much more prominent than his homosexuality!
69	** Galcian's flagship being named "The Serpent" is because he named it after "the penis we all share". Except for trans men, "which is totally fine" with Galcian. He eventually morphs into an inverse TERF who's totally fine with transgender men, but is such a HeManWomanHater that he treats every woman as an object.
70	--->'''Galcian:''' Look, I get it. If you're a trans man? I get it! If I were born female, I would do the same! ''Join the winning team!'' [...] The existence of trans men proves that we don't need women!
71	*** This gag [[BrickJoke pays off]] during Galcian's boss fight, where he turns around, [[FreudWasRight massive sword in hand]], glares at the newly-decloseted Vyrsa, and sneers that she's "joined the losing team."
72	** In the raid on Windmill/Pirate Isle, Galcian only has the male characters arrested, since he doesn't acknowledge the women on the island as people.
73	** [[HeManWomanHater Galcian]] declaring he's under direct orders from [[{{Corpsing}} Her Royal Highness Empress]] Teodora. Jello quickly confirms that [[TheStarscream he'll indeed attempt a coup against her]].
74	** The Valuans' shared call of "Dudes rock" is taken very seriously, as whenever anybody messes it up they are quickly executed with a TapOnTheHead.
75	** After Enrique expresses a desire to live up to the ideals of OldSchoolChivalry and treat women like his love interest with respect, he admits that Valua in general doesn't seem to believe in them anymore. The gang bursts out laughing, not even needing to make the joke about why, exactly, respecting and protecting women might be out of fashion in Valua at the moment.
76	** Despite Galcian's immense misogyny, he fails to figure out that Belleza is a girl rather than a guy with "[[BuxomBeautyStandard very impressive pecs]]" until she says it to him straight out while ramming her vaguely penis-shaped flagship into his escape pod. He also thinks Hatsune Miku is a guy called "Hatsune Mike" [[InsaneTrollLogic because she wears a tie]].
77	* Galcian would like to remind you that [[ImpliedDeathThreat “we are thousands of feet in the air"]] as a RunningGag. This culminates in his Terminal attack, in which he teleports high into the air, leaving a trail of explosions in his wake and finishing with a massive blast as he drops onto Gilder.
78	* Whenever a character gets a one-liner or villain speech that [[{{Narm}} falls a little flat]], it's revealed that they've actually been [[HardWorkHardlyWorks working really hard on it for a very long time]], and are quite put out that nobody's impressed by it.
79	* Every time a character spins a ship's rudder for [[RuleOfCool dramatic effect]], the camera almost immediately cuts to whatever ship they're currently on [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome careening into the nearest structure]].
80	* When Savvy says he wishes that CallingYourAttacks sounded better in English, Will suggests that Drachma get an attack called "[[WhatsAHenway Drachma Balls]]". They quickly turn it into a CharacterCatchPhrase.
81	* When Drachma leaves for the first time, he immediately claims ownership of a house he walks into, followed by throwing its actual owner out the door and onto the road.
82	* Vyse has no idea who the men from the east are, constantly bringing them up and asking if any new factions are the men from the east, despite it being obvious that the men from the east are the Valuans.
83	* Jello uses a save state to skip over Piastol's boss fight, resulting in an accidental GilliganCut from Piastol confronting Vyse to her unconscious at Enrique's feet.
84	* Vyse and Gilder make an odd couple, as Vyse takes the latter's question of if women or Daccat's treasure is more important at face value by saying women. When Gilder explains that Daccat's treasure can help them get more women, Vyse is on board.
85	--> "[[Franchise/TheSimpsons Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts,]] Vyse!"
86	* Some comedy is drawn from the fact that Gilder's attack animation is always shooting the enemy with his pistol, ''even at [[CoupDeGrace point blank]].''
87	* After a certain point, Valuan soldiers often struggle to [[TheUnintelligible say anything audible]] through their [[FashionVictimVillain comically oversized helmets]]. Multiple characters kind of just awkwardly agree with whatever they're saying.
88	* Enrique's... sizeable behind and PaintedOnPants are noted rather often. Apparently, every step he walks emits a clap from his cheeks. And when he pulls two of the Moon Crystals from {{hammerspace}}, the group immediately realises the [[AssShove implication]] they've created...
89	-->'''Jello:''' Can we wash them first?!
90	** Even Aika, whom here is interpreted as a lesbian, can't help but appreciate it so much that it starts making him uncomfortable.
91	** When his mother finally shows up in a big poofy dress, someone jokes that they can [[StrongFamilyResemblance see where he gets his "donk" from]].
92	* During a scene where Enrique is still recovering from [[ProneToVomiting powerful airsickness]], Arim is audibly a bit under the weather himself, and keeps flubbing Enrique's lines while trying to react to Enrique's surrogate father, Gregorio, trying to bring him back in.
93	--> '''Enrique:''' Gregorio is the most honorable that I've ever met. He won't break his word.
94	--> '''Vyse:''' I understand. You know a lot about breaking words.
95	--> '''Enrique:''' Look, I'm ''trying'' man!
96	--> '''Vyse:''' I'd pat you on the back but I'm worried I'll miss and my hand will rebound off like a trampoline if I go too far south!
97	** Cut to Gregorio's flagship, where the admiral tells his subordinates that if the prince has been out sailing they'll probably need to give him at least half an hour to read the note.
98	* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the [[{{Wutai}} East Asian-inspired]] country of Yafutoma are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the Maga Sphere. "MAGA" can be short for "Make America Great Again", the slogan for the campaign of former Republican president Creator/DonaldTrump, resulting in the choice becoming AccidentallyCorrectWriting when retrieving the Maga Sphere empowers xenophobic forces within the government to launch a coup, seize power with the aid of foreign actors, and criminalize the main cast for being foreign (and, in their modified form of the story, sexually non-conforming).
99	--> '''Jello''': Look, it's not our fault we're preternaturally great at video game improv!
100	* While on Yafutoma, Enrique says they can't attack the representatives of the Empire, or they'll be branded as criminals. However, all of the voice actors note that the party consists almost entirely of ''pirates'', [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything who are criminals by nature]].
101	* From pretty early on, everyone decides that Vyse/Vyrsa, Aika, and Fina have "big throuple energy", pairing them up as a OneTrueThreesome and adding romantic undertones to basically every interaction between them in both pairs and as a trio. (Comically, that one's ''barely even adding romantic undertones''; the trio being a OneTrueThreesome was a popular idea long before polyamory became comparatively mainstream.)
102	[[/folder]]
103
104	[[folder:Hamtaro Abridged]]
105	* "Curtains are against my religion!"
106	* "DEAD. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD... Inside."
107	* Pashmina is an eldritch demon. Pretty good so far.
108	* Drunk Boss' mentor is named Drunker Boss, and has died multiple times. He even dies at Pashmina's behest so she can find her brother's whereabouts from a demon. Drunk Boss immediately calls dibs on his blood.
109	* Laura reveals that she sees Hillary as her hero, a seemingly non-hamster-related figure, which Kana finds good. She correctly guesses pre-emptively that Laura is going to do something creepy about her, stating that they're going to stalk her tomorrow. And she hamster anyways, which renders all good of this dead in the water.
110	* Episode 3 takes place in a medieval Japanese setting, but because Oxnard says a line (from the original dub) that would fit better in a Western near the beginning, the episode gets Americanized, including certain words in dialogue being dubbed over with American-sounding terms.
111	[[/folder]]
112
113	%%[[folder:a girl talk to me]]
114	%%[[/folder]]
115
116	%%[[folder:Unicorn Tails - Skyrim for 5 Year Olds!]]
117	%%[[/folder]]
118
119	[[folder:Marathon Reviews]]
120	!!!Disney Movies:
121	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Fantasia}} Wooden narrator spoils every animated segment before it happens.]]
122	** '''''[[WesternAnimation/Fantasia2000 SPACE WHALES]]'''''
123	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} Aww, what a cute elephant! Let's get him DRUNK!!]]
124	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}} We see the deer in its natural habitat- it’s dead.]]
125	* [[Film/SongOfTheSouth The child acting is more offensive than the racism.]]
126	* [[WesternAnimation/FunAndFancyFree 1940s]] Creator/JeffDunham [[WesternAnimation/FunAndFancyFree talks about bear sex.]]
127	* ''[[WesternAnimation/MelodyTime Your sins are not forgiven, Little Toot]]''…
128	* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfIchabodAndMrToad If kids love anything, it's legal proceedings in British courtrooms.]]
129	** Everybody is a terrible person and it's great!
130	* ''[[WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland Lemme tell you about this weird dream I had...]]''
131	* [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty SKUMPS!]]
132	* [[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Lovely style, but you spent too long on barking dogs.]]
133	* More like ''BORED'' [[WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone in the stone!]] '''OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH-'''
134	* DRAGS A LITTLE, [[Film/MaryPoppins STEP IN TIME]]! (Repeat for eight minutes)
135	** [[WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective MOUSE WITH BOOBS]], STEP IN TIME! (Regret for eight minutes)
136	* [[WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook Mowgli]] [[Creator/DrSeuss K. Moony, WILL YOU PLEASE GO NOW?!]]
137	* “Someone discovered they were a furry because of [[WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973 this movie]].”
138	* [[WesternAnimation/TheRescuers This villain's ridiculous.]] "''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference I don't want money,]]'' ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference I WANT]]'' '''''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference MONEY!]]'''''"
139	** "[[WesternAnimation/TheRescuersDownUnder But it's an underrated classic!]]" TOO BAD IT SUUUUUUCKS!
140	* Sorry [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] was [[WesternAnimation/TheBlackCauldron boring this week, guys.]]
141	* [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Good pacing and good music makes good movies. Who would've thought?]]
142	* Aaahh! Change back, [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Beast! Your human form is worse!]]
143	* [[WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie The villain in this movie is the car's glove box.]]
144	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}}'': “You’re right, those white men WERE dangerous.”
145	* [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney The story of the boner that ruined an entire city.]]
146	* “Just because I’m a girl, doesn’t mean I can’t [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} China]]!
147	* Wait, [[WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}} Terk]] is a girl?! I never knew that!
148	* Next up, the Children's Museum presents...''[[WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}} Brown Dinosaurs Walking.]]''
149	* [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Proof that you don't need eyelashes and boobs on femaliens.]]
150	* ''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'' has a ''Treasure Planet'' AMV in it.
151	* The moral of ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'': THE REAL BEARS WERE MAN!
152	* [[WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle What if the sky was MADE of ALIENS]] haha (smokes)
153	* "''[[WesternAnimation/MeetTheRobinsons You think YOUR family's odd?]]''" (LaughTrack)
154	* I bet you forgot [[WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}} this]] was a Disney movie.
155	* "''Your dream ain't important!'' ''[[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog MARRY THIS FROG, CHILD!!]]''"
156	* Oh, it's [[WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}} the horse from]] ''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado''!
157	* "What if we made [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Vanellope]] SUPER ANNOYING instead of likable?"
158	* You can tell [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 this]] was rewritten like fifteen times.
159	* ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6 OUTTA 10!'' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
160	* The best character in [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} this movie]] is a tattoo.
161	!!!Disney Sequels:
162	* ''(Impersonating Creator/GilbertGottfried)'' [[WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar Let’s give Iago TWO songs!]] ''[[HollywoodToneDeaf LAAAAAAAAA~]]''
163	* ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas'' has “JUST ENOUGH BUDGET TO ANIMATE [[Creator/TimCurry TIM CURRY’S]] LIPS!”
164	* ''WesternAnimation/ReturnToNeverland'' AKA ''[=TinkerBell=] Tries to Kill a Child: Part 2''
165	!!!Dreamworks Movies:
166	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Antz}} It's like if HBO made]] ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''.
167	* [[WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt Peaking a little early there, aren't we, DreamWorks?]]
168	* [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado Oh, it's the horse from]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}''!
169	* ''[[WesternAnimation/JosephKingOfDreams (muffled singing that's probably about Jesus)]]''
170	* ''[[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 SomeBODY once told me]]'' ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}} Hoodwinked's]]'' ''a better movie!''
171	** ''[[WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird Unwanted trilogies don't sweep me off my feet!]]''
172	** I'm so happy [[WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter DreamWorks animated my Shrek fanfiction!]]
173	** Mmmmm, look at those [[WesternAnimation/PussInBoots2011 sweaty egg lips....]]
174	* I can see why [[WesternAnimation/SpiritStallionOfTheCimarron this is considered]] a [[{{Pun}} colt]] classic.
175	* It's okay, [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale a lot of white fish can't make movies.]]
176	* [[WesternAnimation/TheCurseOfTheWereRabbit Honorary "Most British" Award.]]
177	* I can't believe ''X-Men'' [[Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast stole the Quicksilver scene]] [[WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge from this!]]
178	* [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway Only one poop joke?]] Now ''that's'' restraint.
179	* ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie'', [[TakeThat but every time it sucks]], ''[[AscendedMeme it’s Bee Movie]]''!
180	* ''Nooooooo ooooooooone's'' ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Scar]]'' ''like'' ''[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa lowers bars like Scar-ston!]]''
181	* [[WesternAnimation/MonstersVsAliens (angry grumbling)]] [[note]]How dare you have me cameo in this[[/note]]
182
183	!!!Scooby-Doo Movies:
184
185	!!!Pixar Movies:
186	* ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'': ''(In depressed monotone)'' Fleshy car tongue… tiny car bugs… car tramp stamp…
187	** ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'': “I WANNA MAKE A SPY MOVIE!” ''(Deep Russian voice)'' “No. You make ''Cars''…”
188	* ''Red’s Dream'': Hey, this looks alri-''(Sees the clown)''-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
189	** ''WesternAnimation/TinToy'': ''(Seeing the baby)'' -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
190	!!!Studio Ghibli Movies:
191	* Brendan’s rant against John Lassiter having to introduce every movie.
192	* “On your left, it’s [[Anime/MyNeighborTotoro adorable childhood whimsy]]!” (Awwwww!) “And on your right, it’s [[Anime/GraveOfTheFireflies children dying for two hours]]!” (''Fire and screaming'')
193	!!!Rankin Bass Specials:
194	* [[WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer Rudolph]] says: deviation from the norm will be punished unless it's exploitable.
195	[[/folder]]
196
197	[[folder:Which Scooby-Doo character is the best (and why it’s Fred)]]
198	* Jello's analysis of the Scooby gang's respective talents boils down to thus: Velma is TheSmartOne, Shaggy is [[UtilityPartyMember the skill monkey]], Daphne has [[TheSocialExpert people skills]], Scooby is [[TheHeart the emotional center]], and Fred [[DamnedByFaintPraise has a Netflix account]].
199	** During the lead-in to Shaggy's talent during his section, Jello posits what Shaggy brings to the table. Someone off-camera chimes in with "sex appeal", causing Jello to stifle a laugh and decide to ThrowItIn.
200	* Towards the end, Brendan gives some brief critique on the occasional "guest" members of the Mystery Gang, like Scrappy-Doo and Flim-Flam. This includes Creator/DonKnotts, because of ''WesternAnimation/TheNewScoobyDooMovies'', who gets nothing more than the following:
201	-->finger snap "You should watch ''Film/TheGhostAndMrChicken''. It's...'s a pretty good movie."
202	[[/folder]]
203
204	[[folder:Are You Ready To Buy?]]
205	* Jello shows his friends some of the most outlandishly extravagant, ridiculously decorated, and most rundown properties on Zillow with the most bored realtor voice imaginable.
206	* The second house the group looks at reminds Jello of the concept of “white torture”.
207	* “This is the flesh wall. It used to pulsate until we put these big wooden staples in the middle of it.”
208	* One of the houses has an “ice woman” who’s been out of work after doing Capri Sun commercials in the 90s.
209	* One of the coolest houses the team looks at is a straight-up "castle house" in Portland, Oregon, complete with towers, medieval furnishings and décor, a courtyard with gardens, outdoor bar kitchen, a circular library with a ''giant clock on the ceiling'', eight bedrooms, among other fabulous amenities. Mostly, they're just happy the [[WhiteVoidRoom paint isn't white]].
210	** Their complaints are mostly about the practicality of the property (which is [[BigFancyHouse 13,000 square feet and includes three acres of vineyards]]) and some of its choices in decoration. In the original stream, Jello flatly states some of the hanging glass lights would shatter if you looked at them wrong.
211	** Unbeknownst to both Jello and the audience, there's ''even more'' to that house than meets the eye: Residents of Portland might recognize it as [[CoolHouse Blackberry Castle]], which was built in 2007 and quickly garnered a nationwide reputation for being unsellable (mostly due to the economics of caring for [[AwesomeButImpractical such a large property]]). Its only serious prospective buyer prior to 2023 was adult film star Mia Malkova, who intended to convert it into a film studio; she was forced to rescind her offer on the house when she received a job contract in Los Angeles. The house ''was'' recently sold for two million dollars (a quarter the initial asking price of eight million), but the buyer is anonymous.
212	* Perhaps the oddest house shown is House [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]], simply titled "[[CensoredForComedy <redacted>]]". It starts off strong with a giant, suspiciously grave-sized hole in the middle of one of the rooms and only gets weirder from there, with a bizarre layout, odd fixtures scattered around and, most inexplicably, an entire part of the house painted almost entirely in indigo and green.
213	* In the next house, there is a room where the walls and ceiling are covered entirely in what looks like '''shag carpeting.''' The entire cast is flabbergasted and appalled.
214	-->'''Jello:''' Wh-- th-- ''[[BuffySpeak This is the fire-est hazard I have ever seen in my life.]]''
215	* One of the properties shown is straight-up an [[RichReclusesRealm underground party house]] complete with ridiculously fake plants that Jello immediately concludes would only be appealing to the [[IdleRich ludicrously wealthy]].
216	-->'''Jello:''' Are you Elon Musk, and you [[ConspicuousConsumption want a girl to like you]]?
217	[[/folder]]
218
219	[[folder:''Explaining My Hero Academia as Badly as Possible'']]
220	* Izuku getting his quirk from "plot juice".
221	* "With training, Midoriya gains MUSCLES! BIG MACHO! Thanks to incredible mom!"
222	* "Sasuke [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal booms bigtime badly breaking buddy's bones!]]"
223	* One person tries to make Aoyama and Mineta friends only to be firmly shut down.
224	* "Damn those shadowmin Gumby Nazis!"
225	* "Who can stop their villainous touching?!"
226	-->'''All Might:''' I won't! ''[walks off-screen]''
227	[[/folder]]
228
229	%%[[folder:Ranking your favorite characters]]
230	%%[[/folder]]
231
232	[[folder:Other livestreams and Patreon videos]]
233	!!!The BEST Lemonades
234	* Brendan's colourful metaphors to describe how each lemonade tastes are gold, but particular mention goes to the rose lemonade that, to him, smells like "an aristocratic Frenchman [[{{Squick}} with a piss fetish]]". Despite this, he gives it a four out of five.
235	* Swoon Pink Lemonade (the one and only zero on his [[BrokeTheRatingScale scale of one to five]]) will never have a home in Brendan's vicinity again.
236	-->'''Brendan:''' If you took a [whole] lemon and bit into it and the inside was mushroom. Oh god, and then the aftertaste is like rotten orange!
237	** Jello's confused outrage only worsens when he dumps out the can and sees its murky brown color, which chat calls "unfiltered sewage" and "insect blood". Jello incredulously wonders if Swoon even knows what pink ''is''.
238	--->'''Jello:''' ''(reading chat)'' "You better hope that you found your bottom." God, I hope so!
239	** He then says he's going to do Minute Maid lemonade a favor by [[DamnedByFaintPraise letting it immediately follow Swoon's concoction]].
240	* It takes five different flavours before Brendan finally arrives at a [[FridgeHorror chilling conclusion]] as to what powdered lemonade mixes taste like.
241	-->'''Brendan:''' When you get a colonoscopy...you have to drink this substance called Suprep. And it makes you shit ''everything'', it just clears out your body.\
242	''[holds up a glass of lemonade while doing a SlasherSmile into the camera]''\
243	'''Brendan:''' This shit tastes like Suprep!\
244	'''Brendan:''' ''[after providing a glaring deconstruction of what Suprep is like]'' How hard is it to make fucking lemonade?!
245	* When Brendan shows off the Whole Foods Green Lemonade (a sludgy green drink that looks vaguely like river water), the chat [[MassOhCrap almost unilaterally reacts with disgust and dread]], calling it things like "pond scum", "swamp monster", "''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'' snot", "the potion seller's strongest potion" and "[[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} the liquid that Ophelia drowned in]]". Brendan then reads the label and discovers that despite being advertised as a health food it contains no vitamins or minerals, leaving him confused as to [[UncertainAudience who it's meant to be for]][[invoked]].
246
247	!!!The WORST Lemonades
248	* The fact that not one, but two lemonades contain [[TheStoner CBD oil]].
249	-->'''Brendan:''' [[HopeSpot That's just fine.]] ''[beat]'' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Oh, no it isn't.]]
250	* The RunningGag of lemonades with generic descriptions begins with Brisk, which describes itself on the label as "juice drink".
251	-->'''Brendan:''' It's just so generic it sounds like an alien trying to catfish humans with products, like, "Extant drink product! Consume with mouth-face!"
252	** Later, he comes across possibly the most alien-sounding drink ever conceived:
253	-->'''Brendan:''' This is my favorite of all. This is "sparkling functional beverage". [[DeadpanSnarker Yo, this beverage functions.]] This is a corporeal beverage right here! This beverage does not contain spikes!
254	* At one point, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Brendan chugs]] [[GargleBlaster mustard.]] ''Twice.'' [[ScreamingAtSquick No one is happy about it,]] least of all his girlfriend.
255	-->'''Yam:''' ''(over text)'' JELLO STOP
256	* Remember [[RunningGag Lord Remington]]? Well, he shows up in person to review several of the more "artisanal" lemonade, and he's just as deliciously hammy as you'd expect a Victorian lemonade baron to be. His relationship with his son, Geoffrey, is so cartoonishly over the top that it CrossesTheLineTwice as soon as the latter's introduced.
257	-->'''Geoffrey:''' Father, what did you think of the lemonade?\
258	'''Lord Remington:''' ''(pours the lemonade down the drain)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I regretted the day I sired you.]]
259	** While in-character, there is a separate-but-equally-hilarious RunningGag where Brendan keeps accidentally shaking up sparkling lemonades [[HilarityEnsues with hilarious results.]]
260	-->'''Lord Remington:''' ''({{Corpsing}} as a Trader Joe’s sparkling lemonade explodes on him)'' [[LargeHam DAMN YOU, TRADER JOE!!]] You’ve made a mockery of my profession!
261	* Upon finding a lemonade that contains ''maple syrup'', Brendan spends the next minute concocting every joke he can think of regarding [[GargleBlaster how bad of an idea that is]], then [[BreathlessNonSequitur immediately admits that it smells amazing]] once he pours it, much to his and the cameraman's amusement. Regrettably, it still tastes awful - so awful that Brendan spits it out all over his face.
262	-->"''Ingredients: Sparkling filtered water, maple syrup — you have ''failed.''
263	* Jello referencing comments on the previous stream that poked fun at his colorful descriptions.
264	-->"Have you ever drunk gasoline, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative but only on a Tuesday and only a little?]] It's great! 4 out of 5!"
265
266	!!!Look Ma No Hands
267	* The 5th stream was advertised as a Pokémon Unite stream, [[BaitAndSwitch only for it to be a Pokemon Uranium stream instead]]. They then proceed to get more viewers instead of less.
268	* Every time one of the fan-made Pokémon is seen for the first time, everyone on call cracks up at how ugly it is.
269	* Assuming that the game would be an edgy, "darker", Pokémon fangame like most others, they decide to name their trainer "Friend", and all the Pokémon they catch extremely edgelord names.
270	* The running joke of Gnawbone, the first Pokémon they catch, being kept in the party, but in the last slot and refusing to train it, instead abusing its pickup ability to get powerful items earlier than normal. All the while, Gnawbone wildly swings between desperately begging to fight, passive-aggressively hinting that they would like a turn, and finally becoming bitter and jealous of the rest of the team. The real kicker is that Aloha would either jokingly forget they exist, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint or respond in a way that shows complete disregard for what Gnawbone is trying to say]]
271
272	!!!The Great Ace Attorney
273	* Immediately upon seeing Kazuma, Jello declares that he is absolutely going to play Ryunosuke as "gay for this handsome swordboy."
274	* "Will [who is voicing Kazuma], how many times have we played couples in read-throughs with these exact voices?" "Yeah and I'm pretty consistently the top."
275
276	!!!Professor Layton Vs Phoenix Wright
277	* Maya!Brendan:''(On Maya, who early on in the game tries to bash Phoenix in the head to test a theory)'' I’m kinda… what do you call it… a sociopath!
278	[[/folder]]

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