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1	* During the tour of [[SlippySlideyIceWorld Frostbite]] [[ThatOneLevel Fortress]], Forzio shows off the reward for beating the dungeon.
2	-->'''Forzio''' Now, like any dungeon, we hide a special treasure for your hero to find.
3	-->'''Skärva''' Ugh, is it a fire staff? Or a fire wand? Or... some kind of fire?
4	-->'''Forzio''' Sorry to disappoint, but no. Actually, the item is this big wallet. It allows your hero to carry more [[FictionalCurrency Ides]].
5	-->'''Skärva''' [[BlatantLies Oh well that should prove very useful to him.]]
6	-->'''Forzio''' [[SarcasmMode Quite.]]
7	->After two {{Beat}} panels they both break into maniacal laughter[[http://thefourthcomic.com/?comic=the-worst-part-is-frostbite-fortress-doesnt-even-give-away-that-many-ides]].
8	* When Skärva attempts to give Blank the love potion, Blank misunderstands his intentions...
9	-->'''Blank:''' You got me a BOTTLE?!
10	-->'''Skärva:''' No! It's a love potion, st- ... friend.
11	-->'''Blank:''' (turning green) Ugh, what?! I... don't have those kind of feelings for you, Skärva.
12	-->'''Skärva:''' (realizes what Blank thinks the potion is for, and also turns green) Argh. No. Just... let me explain, will you?
13	* During the fight with [[ItMakesSenseInContext sword fighting animated vines]], one of the pirates the group is traveling with throws a sword to Skärva, who screams and ducks.[[http://thefourthcomic.com/?comic=swashbuckling-101]]
14	-->'''Skärva:''' ''Why would you throw a '''sword'''?!''
15	-->'''Pirate:''' Sorry mate, that's just how we do things.
16	-->'''Skärva:''' They are '''sharp'''. ''You are '''stupid'''.''
17	* The groups reaction to one of the puzzles in [[OminousFloatingCastle Castle Bladud]]
18	-->'''Skärva:''' No. Absolutely not.
19	-->'''Princess Veronika:''' What?
20	-->'''Derk:''' This is a BlockPuzzle. The worst kind of puzzle.
21	-->'''Princess Veronika:''' The kind where you have to find your way through by pushing things? Blank told me all about them. It was the most boring three hours of my life.
22	-->'''Derk:''' These can take ages. We'll be up here for-
23	-->'''Skärva:''' Derk, stop crying and get over here. You should ''know'' that the [[SecretPath maintenance tunnels]] [[DungeonBypass are always in the same place]].
24	* Skärva has Veronika create a distraction for Blank.
25	-->'''Skärva:''' I need you to appear in Blank's dream
26	-->'''Princess Veronika:''' Ew.

Context Funny / TheFourth