Line #346 Funny/PokemonFriendlocke


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6	!Season 1:
7	[[folder:Stream 1]]
8	* Right out of the gate, a viewer donates [[LOL69 $6.90]] and talks about how hot Professor Birch is just as Salty's character is talking to their mother.
9	-->'''Donation Message:''' Professor Birch is the hottest professor this isnt up for debate\
10	'''Salty:''' I'm just gonna pretend that my mother just said that.
11	* Tracey gets too overwhelmed during her first fight [[EpicFail despite only having one attacking move]].
12	* Salty receives [[MemeticMutation a donation from "Daniel" that just reads "Damn"]].
13	* {{UsefulNotes/Barack Obama}} stops by the stream:
14	-->'''Tracey:''' [[TakeThat Why did you commit so many war crimes?]]\
15	'''Obama!Salty:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Uhhh... I gotta go!]]
16	* While leveling up Gerber:
17	-->'''Salty:''' Gerber, you gonna go for it again?\
18	'''Gerber:''' Let's go, let's go! Why not, why not? I'm out for blood.\
19	'''Salty:''' Wynaut comes later. [[{{Pun}} That's the pre-evolution of]] [[{{VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver}} Wobbuffet]].
20	* Salty asks what the opposite of "Poggers" would be. Gerber responds with [[TakeThat "Gootecks"]]. [[note]]Gootecks was the original "[=PogChamp=]" face, but was replaced after some controversy[[/note]]
21	* Mal's ability as a Marill is "Thick Fat", which she comments is [[SelfDeprecatingHumor "Just like real life"]].
22	* Salty and his Pokémon have a team-building exercise:
23	-->'''Salty:''' What is everybody's favorite color? Gerber starts.\
24	'''Gerber:''' Uh, orange.\
25	'''Salty:''' Tracey?\
26	'''Tracey:''' Green!\
27	'''Salty:''' Uhhh, Mal?\
28	'''Mal:''' Magenta.\
29	'''Salty:''' [[BlatantLies And that's everybody!]]\
30	'''[[TheFriendNobodyLikes Sara:]]''' Okay...\
31	'''Salty:''' Sighs Okay Lotad, fine.\
32	'''Sara:''' Blue...?\
33	'''Salty:''' Okay, that's a good color. [[ImpliedDeathThreat You live today.]]
34	* Sara gets upset after Salty chooses an attack without her input:
35	-->'''Salty:''' Okay, what do you want to use? The ''one'' attack move, or Growl against this Magikarp? ''What do you wanna do, huh?''\
36	'''Sara:''' ...Astonish?\
37	'''Salty:''' Yeah, that's what I fuckin' thought.
38	* Gerber and Sara have confessionals: Gerber thinks that things have gone downhill since Mal joined the team, and Mal feels victimized. Derek [[RuleOfThree asks a nearby NPC if they have games on their phone]].
39	* "Gerber doesn't need to use Howl. His attack is decently high and his ass is ''fat''."
40	* At one point, Gerber gets poisoned, and Salty wants Mal to [[SuckOutThePoison suck the poison]] [[{{Squick}} out of his ass]].
41	-->'''Mal:''' Why me??\
42	'''Salty:''' Because no one ''else'' wants to do it!\
43	'''...'''\
44	'''Salty:''' Better idea: Claire, ''you'' do it. You're the one that has Absorb.\
45	'''Claire:''' What the fuck-- ''[[NoJustNoReaction NO!!]]''\
46	'''Salty:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE THE BEST ONE AT]] [[DoubleEntendre SUCKING!!]]
47	* Salty's party starts getting hungry and pester him for food, resulting in him angrily asking people in Rustboro where the Taco Bell is.
48	* An enemy Shroomish uses Stun Spore to paralyze Claire. [[ArtificialStupidity It proceeds to tackle Claire, and then get paralyzed itself because of Claire's Effect Spore ability.]]
49	* After defeating Roxanne, Salty brings Gerber and Mal back onto his team, [[{{Troll}} and leaves Joe in the box alone.]]
50	[[/folder]]
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52	[[folder:Stream 2]]
53	* This stream marks the first appearance of [[BreakoutCharacter Kenny the Sableye]], and thus the point where [[DenserAndWackier things start to get weird]].
54	* Salty reads up on Sableye:
55	--> '''Salty:''' Sableye is a bipedal Pokémon with a dark purple body... [[{{ComicStrip/Garfield}} that LOVES lasagna!]]
56	* Kenny makes his grand debut by "identifying" and [[DeathGlare leering at Gerber]], making the latter ''very'' uncomfortable.
57	* Salty and friends [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] the fact that, immediately after meeting the protagonist, [[MemeticMolester Steven Stone]] tells them that they'll be a great Pokémon Trainer and registers himself on their Pokénav.
58	-->'''Joe:''' "You seem like a swell guy. You wanna be the godfather to my kids?"
59	* Kenny finally gets added to the team, and has his EstablishingCharacterMoment:
60	-->'''Kenny:''' SayMyName.\
61	'''Salty:''' ...Kenny?\
62	'''Kenny:''' [[{{Series/BreakingBad}} You're god damn right.]]\
63	'''Sara:''' Kenny, what is this voice?\
64	'''Kenny:''' YourMom. Anyway...
65	* "Yo, is this the line for the circumcisions?"
66	* Kenny makes a very... ''odd'' noise out of basically nowhere. ''In the middle of a very kind donation'', as well.
67	--> '''Salty:''' It was such a kind donation, and Kenny just... I dunno, gave birth? What ''was'' that??
68	* A donator asks if Salty and friends think there exists someone with a Pastey tulpa, which [[BerserkButton makes Pastey]] ''[[BerserkButton very]]'' [[BerserkButton upset]].
69	* As Tracey evolves:
70	--> '''Tracey:''' This is me when I get on estrogen.
71	* Pastey tells Salty that he still has a chance to get onto the ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''. All he has to do is [[TakeThat start hacking his game]].
72	* Collin gets added as the notoriously weak Illumise, much to Salty's amusement (and Collin's chagrin).
73	--> '''Salty:''' Is [your name spelled] with two L's, or one L?\
74	'''Kenny:''' [[DeadpanSnarker He's gonna need more than two L's for this one.]]
75	* After [[CurbStompBattle absolutely decimating Wally]], Salty is approached by Scott, who seems a little too happy about Wally's dreams being destroyed.
76	--> '''Scott:''' I idolize trainers like that! [[JerkAss Absolute fucking scumbags!]]
77	[[/folder]]
78
79	[[folder:Stream 3]]
80	* Salty points out that he raised Tracey to Level 21:
81	--> '''Tracey:''' That's just like the funny joke! You guys ever heard of it? So, there's this kid...\
82	'''O[-NE "FUNNY" JOKE LATER-]...'''\
83	'''Tracey:''' [[{{Memes/Vine}} ...and then he says, "twenty-one!"]]\
84	'''Salty:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah... that-that's... that's really... that's really funny. That's really funny, Pastey. That's]] ''[[SarcasmMode so]]'' [[SarcasmMode funny, Pastey.]]\
85	''Salty proceeds to drop Pastey into the "Cis Box" in his PC''
86	* After receiving the Rock Smash HM, Salty offers it to Gerber, who responds with a BluntNo.
87	** Afterwards, he tries to see if Collin can learn it. After discovering that he can't, he angrily shoves Collin back into the PC.
88	* When Mal uses Rock Smash on a [[RockMonster Geodude]], but doesn't kill it one hit:
89	--> '''Salty:''' [[{{Film/Joker2019}} Let me tell you something, Murray, okay?]] [[MemeticMutation We live in a society]]. You wanna know why? Because I use Rock Smash [and] the rock does not smash. I blow a bubble and the rock disintegrates.
90	* [[LargeHam Mikey]] joins the team, and almost immediately [[{{Troll}} makes his intentions known]] by getting giddy after learning that [[AreaOfEffect Magnitude]] can hit ''teammates'' as well.
91	* Red joins in as a Spinda, but asks Salty to kick them out of the call so they can prepare a funny bit. They return immediately after with a VoiceOfTheLegion.
92	--> '''Red:''' '''H[-ELLO,-] I [-AM A FUNNY LITTLE BEAR.-]'''
93	* Mikey learns [[ActionBomb Selfdestruct]], which immediately makes everyone on the rest of the team worry; especially Mal, since Mikey wants her to be alongside him for Double Battles.
94	-->'''Mikey:''' I'm like a time bomb, baby. You don't know ''when'' I'll use it.
95	* Salty listens to Professor Cozmo's woes: Apparently, Team Magma forced him to lead them to Meteor Falls, and stole his Meteorite. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And then he lost his shoes]]. And then Team Aqua appeared and ''circumcised him'', even though he already was. They did so by [[{{Squick}} reattaching it and then taking it off again]].
96	* [[{{WesternAnimation/CloneHigh}} "HAHAHAHAH! NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO]] [[TemptingFate MY POKÉMON!!"]]
97	* While fighting the fire-type gym with the water-type Tracey:
98	-->'''Tracey:''' I feel like I don't even need to say what attack to do here.\
99	'''Salty:''' You're right! ''[[{{Troll}} Tackle!]]''
100	* Flannery's Camerupt uses Attract on Tracey, causing Salty to switch her out with Mal. Camerupt then uses Attract on her as well, causing Salty to freak out about their [[{{Polyamory}} polyamorous relationship]].
101	** After it's finally taken out, Tracey is notably distressed.
102	-->'''Tracey:''' No! You killed our wife!\
103	'''Salty:''' ''You'll get over it!''
104	** Then they run into trouble with Flannery's Torkoal, which ''also'' knows Attract, forming ''another'' polyamorous relationship!
105	-->'''Tracey:''' Maybe I ''can'' love again...
106	* Claire returns to the party after Tracey's death, and Joe [[{{Troll}} tells her that Mikey killed Tracey]].
107	* While mourning Tracey's death, Salty decides to catch one more Pokémon, which turns out to be Chrissy, but...
108	-->'''Chrissy:''' [[InnocentlyInsensitive Y'all look like you just saw someone die.]]
109	[[/folder]]
110
111	[[folder:Stream 4]]
112	* Despite Chrissy's transformation into a CoolOldLady after her evolution, she starts showing off her sadistic side pretty early:
113	-->'''Mikey:''' I put rocks in my snowballs during winter! Rock Throw!\
114	'''Chrissy:''' It's better than what I do. [[RazorApples I put razors in people's Halloween candy!]]
115	* In the middle of Norman's gym, Gerber gets [[EmbarrassingVoicemail an automated message from "Big Mommy Rental Service"]] telling him that they won't be able to fulfill his "mommy pegging" order on time, all while Gerber begs Salty to cut the audio. [[FromBadToWorse Which is immediately followed by a donation saying that Gerber was "assigned bottom at birth"]].
116	* Just when it seems like Norman is beaten...
117	-->'''Gerber:''' Wait, where did [Slaking] get that match from?? Why's he playing with it??\
118	'''Mikey:''' Oh, no! It's using its second item, ''Sniper Rifle!!'' Nooo!
119	** Salty takes Norman's surprise at being beaten by his own son as calling him weak. Taken even further in the highlights:
120	-->'''Norman:''' I can't believe it. Derek... I lost to Derek? My stinky, good for nothing son Derek? That Rat Bastard Derek?
121	* Pastey [[WillfullyWeak stops Derek from evolving him]] because he "doesn't feel like it," making Salty concerned. Further [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] in the highlight video, where the nameplate of the Abandoned Ship becomes [[ShameIfSomethingHappened "I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS"]].
122	* Mikey, now as a Graveler, asks an enemy Electrike to "give him some skin" (since his back sprite looks like he's raising his hand up for a high-five), despite the fact that he's a RockMonster that doesn't have skin. It turns out [[GenuineHumanHide he was talking literally]].
123	-->'''Mikey:''' I want to be human. (To the Electrike's trainer) Come here, child, you lost. ''Money's not enough now.''
124	* After his refusal to evolve, Pastey dies not even 15 minutes later. And Salty is ''[[HowDareYouDieOnMe pissed]]''.
125	-->'''Salty:''' This wouldn't have happened if he just evolved! He would've had a higher stat total! ''God fucking dammit!!''\
126	'''Chrissy:''' [[DisappointedInYou I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.]]\
127	'''Salty:''' ''I'M'' mad!!
128	** Soon afterwards, he brings in Monsters to replace him, who has a few words to say about his good friend "Pastis".
129	* Monsters finally gets his first taste of battle, the entire cast {{Corpsing}} the entire time:
130	-->'''Monsters:''' [[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable Magic Co-At.]]\
131	'''Gerber:''' A ''non-damaging move??''\
132	'''Monsters:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Very nice.]]
133	* In Monsters' country, bike tricks are known as {{UsefulNotes/BDSM}}, which stands for [[FunWithAcronyms "Bikes Do So Much"]].
134	** Really, anything [[FunnyForeigner Monsters]] says or does in this stream qualifies.
135	[[/folder]]
136
137	[[folder:Stream 5]]
138	* Derek finally brings Oni back into the party, and she introduces herself by [[TheStoner ripping a bong]].
139	-->'''Oni:''' Bro, I was in there so long, I had to reuse what I got.\
140	'''Salty:''' (Genuinely curious) Did you- Did you... it barely came up on stream, but ''did you just hit a bong?''\
141	[{{Beat}}]\
142	'''Oni:''' Broooooo.
143	* Salty brings [[AudienceParticipation Chatform]] to Winona's gym by accident. During its first fight, the chat chooses to use Self-Destruct despite the fact that it doesn't even have that move.
144	** Soon after, Mikey gets switched in and gets a Magnitude 10, which kills Chatform [[EpicFail and doesn't affect either opponent, since they're both flying-type]].
145	** The highlights video caps off Chatform's death with a [[StylisticSuck Windows Movie Maker-styled montage]] of all the "good times" they had with the team (i.e. the [[WeHardlyKnewYe one battle it participated in]]).
146	* Monsters evolves into Grumpig, which causes him to [[FightingFromTheInside turn back to normal]] and lose the Borat impression, promising to be his normal self from now on. However, he then hears a knock at his door, and exclaims [[OhCrap "Oh, shit!"]] before his mic suddenly goes silent, and then...
147	--> '''Monsters:''' [[HereWeGoAgain I am Borat Grumpig! Borat Grumpig take over!]]
148	* The team runs into a Surskit, leading to several impressions of [[MemeticMutation its cry from]] [[{{Anime/PokemonTheSeries}} the anime]], which soon turns into impressions of the infamous "pufferfish carrot" video. The impressions continue to go on for [[OverlyLongGag over 15 minutes]]. {{Corpsing}} ensues.
149	-->'''Salty:''' All right, let's see what Pokémon this guy has. ''(A .gif of the pufferfish eating the carrot is superimposed over the opposing Pokémon)'' Holy ''SHIT!!''
150	* Salty enters Mikey into a Pokémon Contest in honor of Gerber, who wanted to enter one before his death. Mikey impresses the judges by self-destructing.
151	* When Joe is about to evolve into Exploud, he jokingly says [[BrickJoke that he doesn't want to]]. [[{{Troll}} So Salty decides not to evolve him]].
152	-->'''Joe:''' Derek...\
153	'''Salty:''' You said "no"!\
154	'''Joe:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Derek, I'm gonna dox you.]]
155	* Jay evolves into Camerupt, finishing his [[PainfulTransformation (apparently painful)]] transformation with a satisfied "Ahh." [[BrickJoke The pufferfish impressions come back]] ''[[BrickJoke immediately]]''.
156	-->'''Joe:''' This has just evolved into us just ''moaning''.
157	* Salty learns about the "Jelly Challenge" from [=TikTok=], and watches a video of it. Suddenly, [[NonSequitur the video cuts to an image of a]] [[{{Franchise/SuperMarioBros}} Yellow Toad]] [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel with "Please Subscribe" written above him,]] [[{{WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants}} while "Electric Zoo" plays in the background]].
158	[[/folder]]
159
160	[[folder:Stream 6]]
161	* Salty brings [[ButtMonkey Collin]] back into the team, insisting that he's part of his [[InsistentTerminology "Gym Strategy"]].
162	* Salty tries to use the Thunder Stone on Mikey, which ''normally'' wouldn't do anything. However, [[GameMod the game was modded]] to make it evolve Graveler into "Graveler ''2''," which looks the same as a normal Graveler, but with [[GrowingMusclesSequence extra muscles]], a pair of [[{{Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann}} Kamina glasses]], and [[NonMammalMammaries visible nipples]].
163	-->'''Pokédex Entry:''' This dude just wants to blow up? What the hell is wrong with him?
164	* Red and their VoiceOfTheLegion return, and they're [[WeHardlyKnewYe almost immediately killed off]].
165	* Salty giving his team a pep talk before battle:
166	-->'''Sara:''' If I help win this, can I get an apple juice after this?\
167	'''Salty:''' Yes you can, Sara.\
168	'''Sara:''' Ok.\
169	'''Collin:''' And if ''I'' help win this?\
170	'''Salty:''' You can die.
171	** Afterwards, Salty tells Collin he can either [[ForegoneConclusion die a winner or die a loser]].
172	* Forrest asks Salty to pull out a [[{{Malaproper}} Luigi board]] so that Pastey can give them his {{Creator/Netflix}} password. [[note]]He says it's "kiss_your_homies".[[/note]]
173	* '''Archie:''' What?! I lost to a mere child like you?! [[ShamefulStrip And now I have to strip down buck naked?!]]
174	** For bonus points, Archie's sprite is edited to be naked in the highlights video
175	* After Kyogre and Groudon are released, Salty emphasizes the way Steven claims the two are [[DoubleEntendre "smashing each other with their uncontrollable energy"]].
176	** Afterwards, Salty tries to get them to stop fighting by talking it out with them.
177	* After beating Juan, Salty invokes the reincarnation clause and brings back Gerber, who comes back as an Oddish with only one attacking move. Salty believes that he'll just end up being another [[TheLoad Collin]].
178	** To twist the knife even further, the chat suggest that Salty give him an Everstone to stop him from evolving.
179	* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Oh, don't worry, Gerber, we don't do vore here."]]
180	[[/folder]]
181
182	[[folder:Stream 7]]
183	* Jae [[RunningGag chooses not to evolve]], and dies almost immediately afterwards. Salty is angry that she went out ''exactly'' the same way as Pastey did.
184	* Monsters' AccentUponTheWrongSyllable falls into the extreme when he pronounces "Bounce" as "Bo-unk-eh".
185	* It's revealed that Chrissy used to belong to Music/JohnLennon, and her first "experience" with another Pokémon was with Music/RingoStarr's Jirachi, [[UnusualEuphemism who was great at "pounding"]]. Salty only has this to add:
186	-->'''Salty:''' I guess Jirachi really made your wish come true.
187	* Before going through Victory Road, Salty splits the remaining Pokémon into two different teams, with three extras left over. Jae and Chrissy both die inside Victory Road, making Collin the ''only one not on a team.''
188	* Salty decides to take Collin alone into the Elite Four for "recon", even giving him access to all of his [=TMs=]. Collin finally gets back at Salty by [[StallingForTime picking moves that stall the battle as long as possible]].
189	-->'''Collin:''' [[WhosLaughingNow If you're gonna do this to me, I'm gonna drag this out as long as I can.]]
190	** During the "recon", Salty calls up [[{{Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto}} "Shigeru Miyamoto"]] to ask if he should use healing items on Collin.
191	--> '''Salty:''' Hey, Shigeru, it's Derek. Can I use any healing items on Collin-\
192	'''"Shigeru Miyamoto":''' (Cutting him off) '''[[BigNo NOOO!!!]]'''\
193	'''Salty:''' All right, so that's a "no."
194	* To ensure that his best Pokémon aren't killed off, Salty goes in with the "B-Team". They manage to make it through, only losing Forrest due to a HeroicSacrifice. When they finally get to Wallace, [[CurbStompBattle he ends up being a complete joke]], being completely ''steamrolled'' by Gerber.
195	-->'''Oni:''' We went in with the "cannon fodder" team and ''won.''
196	* To close out the stream, Salty goes and fights Rayquaza... who ends up being a [[CameBackStrong reincarnated Chatform]].
197	[[/folder]]
198	----
199	!Season 2:
200
201	[[folder:Stream 1]]
202	* After picking Igglybuff from three underwhelming starters, he discovers that a level 5 Igglybuff doesn't even have any attacking moves. [[FromBadToWorse Even worse,]] Bianca picks Abra, who only knows Teleport in this game, which does ''nothing'' in battle. Salty ends up having to exhaust the Abra's PP so that it takes itself out with Struggle.
203	** And then Salty learns that Igglybuff won't learn any attacking moves until level 9. And then he discovers that Cheren's Hoppip can heal itself with Synthesis.
204	* [[RunningGag God I love the limited 3D they used for this game. It's so charming.]]
205	* The first Pokémon that Salty catches on Route 1 is Lampent (Joe). [[EpicFail Too bad he could've gotten a Togekiss or Dragonite on the route instead.]]
206	--> '''Joe:''' Hey, Derek, how do you think the run's going so far?\
207	'''Salty:''' ''Horrible!''
208	* Salty's mom calls and asks about [[PornStash his "Big Tibby Pokémon Waifus" magazine]]. Salty panics and says that [[BlatantLies Cheren left it there]].
209	** Cheren himself calls after Salty's mom tells him about the magazine, and exacts revenge on him. Salty just tells him to [[FallGuy take one for the team]].
210	** And then Bianca calls later and says that the magazine was ''hers.''
211	* A donator asks Joe what he thinks of the [[RunningGag limited 3D]] in the game. Salty pulls him aside and just tells him to say that it's charming just to shut them up.
212	* Cheren is confused about N hearing the Pokémon talking. Joe and Jay [[ImStandingRightHere say that they've been talking the entire time]].
213	* After [[TeamMom Mal]] is caught, a donator says that Salty has a MILF on his team. Naturally, Mal wonders what that means. Salty tells her it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms "Mother, I Love Fun"]].
214	* Yet another donator asks if Joe has [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames rope and bombs]] to go along with his lamp oil. Mal says that she has some in her purse. Joe asks why she has them, and [[NoodleImplements Mal just tells him not to worry about it]].
215	* A donator asks Salty to do a flip because it's their birthday. Salty steps away from his computer and [[TakeOurWordForIt makes some vague noises]] to make it seem like he actually did it.
216	* Salty accidentally calls Dream Mist "Dream Mitch", and [[InsistentTerminology continues to call it that]], insisting that he's been saying it correctly the whole time.
217	* The Twitch chat gets a little [[BestialityIsDepraved too attached]] to Mal.
218	-->'''Donation Message:''' When I see lopunny I go Awooga Awooga! HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA big boobas Id like a taste of those [[UnusualEuphemism thick milkduds]]
219	* Pastey requests all fanart of him to give him a thick ass ''and'' [[GenderFlip titties]].
220	-->'''Salty:''' Pastey, you don't know what you're doing.\
221	'''Pastey:''' Oh, no, I ''totally'' know what I'm doing.
222	* '''Joe:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I burned down a school, but]] [[EveryoneHasStandards at least I'm not racist!]]
223	[[/folder]]
224
225	[[folder:Stream 2]]
226	* From this stream onward, Salty's player character has been [[GameMod modded]] to resemble his AuthorAvatar. His party comments that he looks even whiter than usual.
227	* After beating N the second time, Pastey suggests he change his name to "L".
228	* Sara gets caught as a [[{{Gasshole}} Skuntank]], leading to [[ToiletHumor exactly the kind of jokes you'd expect]].
229	* Salty comes up with a theory that you need orange hair [[YouAllLookFamiliar if you want to join Team Plasma.]]
230	* Instead of helping Burgh infiltrate Team Plasma's base in Castelia City, Salty [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves to get some ice cream]].
231	** Later, Burgh donates to the stream to ask if he's coming back.
232	* [[TheWoobie Sauerkraut]] makes their debut in this episode.
233	-->'''Sauerkraut:''' I was just enjoying some delicious sauerkraut... It's got a bunch of sand in it, but it's okay... ''(Gets caught)'' Oww, that hurt... [[ExtremeDoormat But it's okay...]] I dropped my sauerkraut though...
234	* Lark... erm, THE LARK is encountered as a Whimsicott. He claims he can see the future and sees a dire future in store for Churmy.
235	* Salty encounters a Darumaka who claims he was [[TheNameless born without a name]]. After catching him, Sara suggests Salty name him "Kenny" (after his actor). Salty decides to name him "Kringo the Fucklord" instead.
236	** However, he runs out of room and shortens it to "Kringo Fuk".
237	* Hannah manages to outdo Jay in terms of uselessness, since Delibird can [[EpicFail only learn one move from leveling up and a handful of TMs]].
238	[[/folder]]
239
240	[[folder:Stream 3]]
241	* The news bulletin announces that [[BrickJoke a new issue of "Big Tibby Pokémon Waifus" has released]].
242	* At the beginning of the stream, Pastey drinks a "Margaret Rita" and fully embraces his persona as a so-called "fucked up and evil wizard".
243	* Someone donates $50 to call Claire a "sussy piss goblin".
244	-->'''Salty:''' Okay, guys, $50 means that it's canon that Claire is a sussy piss goblin.\
245	'''Claire:''' I'm going to Spark.\
246	'''Salty:''' Yeah, I bet you will, you little piss goblin.
247	** The worst part is that this comes in ''right before she dies.''
248	* Immediately after the battle where Claire dies, Salty [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny immediately forgets what happened, picks up a couple of items off the ground, and says that it's the best day ever.]]
249	* According to Gabi, [[FunWithAcronyms "GAY" stands for "Good Ass? Yes!"]]
250	* Tracey the traveling jester joins the party, complete with squeaky cloud.
251	** Afterwards:
252	-->'''Tracey:''' I can tell that there's a bit of hesitance here. It's as if [[CallBack y'all just watched somebody die!]]\
253	'''Salty:''' [[DudeNotFunny CAN WE]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting NOT?!]]'' To the box with you!!
254	* Salty enters the Pokémon Musical Theater and receives the Prop Case.
255	-->'''Salty:''' It's like a cute little bento box!\
256	'''Kringo Fuk:''' Who's Ben?\
257	'''Salty:''' (Laughing) "Ben"-d over and take this DICK!
258	** Gabi is entered into the Pokémon Musical. However, he's still in his Overcast Form, so Salty awkwardly places props onto him, unsure of where his face is.
259	** Gabi's musical performance itself is something to behold.
260	* Monsters joins the stream, with a very... unusual name:
261	-->'''Pete:''' Name's Pete. "Pete" as in, uh, y'know- "Pete pays way too much alimony". My last name is "Ness," like the- Like the scary monster. So I'll let you figure out the rest.\
262	'''Salty:''' Your ''full name'' is ''[[UnfortunateNames "Pete Ness"]]?!''\
263	'''Pete:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, it's "Peter Ness," but I go by "Pete".]]
264	** And thus begins the RunningGag of Pete's many, ''many'' [[CutawayGag cutaway gags]].
265	* '''Sauerkraut:''' When life gives you lemons, [[MoodWhiplash ask why it took your mother away...]]
266	* After Mikey is caught, he tells Salty his name is "Mikey," but then remembers he wanted to say "Deez" instead. He ends up being named [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Mikeydeez*]].
267	-->'''Sauerkraut:''' Mikey deez what?\
268	'''Mikey:''' Ligma balls.
269	* Gerber is revealed to be an online influencer, which irks Salty to no end.
270	* Salty mentions how well the stream is going, only for [[TheEeyore Sauerkraut]] to remind everyone about something:
271	-->'''Sauerkraut:''' You mean when our good friend died?\
272	'''Salty:''' Yeah, that.\
273	'''Sara:''' Can we not talk about that, please?\
274	'''Sauerkraut:''' And we'll never see them again?\
275	'''Sara:''' ''(Tearing up)'' Sauerkraut, can you ''please stop?''\
276	'''Sauerkraut:''' [[InnocentlyInsensitive And we'll never get to tell them]] [[CannotSpitItOut how we really feel about them]] [[NeverGotToSayGoodbye and what they meant to us?]]\
277	''(Sara starts bawling)''
278	* All the trainers in Clay's gym know Gabi, and ''all'' of them claim that he owes them money, each more than the last.
279	* As the team faces off against [[ThatOneBoss Clay's Excadrill]], he says [[{{Understatement}} "We may have made a mistake."]]
280	[[/folder]]
281
282	[[folder:Stream 4]]
283	* Someone suggests that Salty take more than four Pokémon to the rematch with Clay. Salty then weighs his options, and shows that every single other one of his remaining Pokémon is weak to Ground type. Except for Jay, who just has horrible stats.
284	* After the TotalPartyKill in the previous episode, there's something hilarious and satisfying about how Salty manages to absolutely ''[[CurbStompBattle steamrolls]]'' Clay's team.
285	-->'''Mikey:''' '''WHOOO!! MIKEY DEEZ, BABY!!''' I'm sorry, is this Series/AmericanIdol? 'Cuz all I see is [[{{Pun}} Clay ACHIN'!!]]
286	** Afterwards, Salty tries to get Clay [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment cancelled on Twitter]] with the hashtag "[=#ClayIsOverParty=]". Even better, it got trending alongside "[=#MikeyDeezBaby=]", which even got a description on the trending tab!
287	* Clay gives Salty the TM for Bulldoze, [[DramaticIrony which is the same move he used to kill most of Salty's party]].
288	* Salty uses ExactWords when he captures Jae:
289	-->'''Salty:''' What is your name, friend?\
290	'''Jae:''' Oh, I have no idea-- I have no idea.\
291	'''Salty:''' [[{{Troll}} All right, "No idea!" Welcome to the party!]]
292	* Despite being streamed on [=YouTube=], Salty notices that people are subscribing to him on Twitch. [[TemptingFate Salty tells them to knock it off]]. Cue ''dozens'' of people subscribing to Salty's Twitch and ''starting a hype train '''WHILE HE WASN'T EVEN STREAMING.'''''
293	* Salty takes a bathroom break in the middle of a battle. When he gets back, [[FormulaBreakingEpisode he starts opening a tin of]] [[{{TabletopGame/Pokemon}} Pokémon cards]], much to the confusion of his party.
294	** Someone donates $50 to get Salty to bend one of the packs in half, which he does. [[EpicFail It had an Ultra Rare card in it.]] [[note]]It was Cramorant-V, which thankfully isn't all that expensive.[[/note]]
295	* Salty catches a Palpitoad and asks for its name, and it replies with "Collin". [[AmbiguousSyntax Salty names him "Callin".]]
296	* Mikey asks Jay if they've thought about evolving, to which they respond that they're considering. Salty, who is tired of waiting, [[RageBreakingPoint threatens to throw out the Moon Stone he has if Jay doesn't decide.]]
297	* What's the first Pokémon that Salty runs into in Dragonspiral Tower? ''[[CallBack Illumise]]''. Salty is ''not'' amused.
298	[[/folder]]
299
300	[[folder:Stream 5]]
301	[[/folder]]
302
303	[[folder:Stream 6]]
304	[[/folder]]
305
306	[[folder:Stream 7]]
307	[[/folder]]
308
309	[[folder:Stream 8]]
310	[[/folder]]
311
312	[[folder:Stream 9]]
313	[[/folder]]
314
315	----
316	!Scarlet and Violet Friendlocke:
317
318	[[folder:Stream 1]]
319	* Less than 15 minutes after his creation, [[PlayerCharacter Peppy]] is theorized to be a [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] backstory.
320	-->'''Donation Message:''' [[MemeticMutation You want to know how Peppy got these scars?]] [[Film/TheDarkKnight Salty was a white boy, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Peppy gets the Pokeball to defend himself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.]]
321	* As Peppy is about to receive their starter, his mom donates to the stream.
322	-->'''"Mom":''' Peppy I can see your genitals in those shorts
323	** Peppy's mom later donates again asking for them to [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents come back for their wart cream]].
324	* Salty briefly considers choosing a different starter than Quaxly and kicking Lark out of the VC for someone else.
325	** And then he accidentally backs out of the nicknaming screen, seemingly dooming Lark to [[ADogNamedDog being named after their species]] for the entire game.
326	* While Salty is fixing Lark's nickname, the two of them discover that the latter's nature is [[InformedAttribute Serious]].
327	-->'''Lark:''' Look at me in the eyes and tell me I'm not serious. [[DisproportionateRetribution If you call me whimsical I'm gonna beat your ass]]!
328	* The first triple digit donation of the season consists of $100 and the phrase "[[MemeticMutation poopa stinka]]".
329	** That donation would later be outmatched by the word "Sandwich" with $400 dollars attached, much to Salty's bewilderment.
330	* Lark reveals that his father is [[Advertising/McDonaldland Grimace]], who [[DoorstopBaby left him at a daycare]] when he was born.
331	* Toward the end of Miraidon/Chatbike's introduction scene, all anyone can focus on is [[VisualInnuendo how phallic it looks]].
332	** This results in Miraidon/Chatbike also being called "Penisbike" for the entire rest of the series.
333	[[/folder]]
334
335	[[folder:Stream 3]]
336	* "[[MadnessMantra Lemonade....lemonade....lemonade]]"
337	[[/folder]]
338
339	[[folder:Stream 4]]
340	* After defeating Kofu's Gym (which almost resulted in a couple of deaths), the game crashes due to Gen 9's notoriously buggy and unfinished state. This causes the team to have to face Kofu in battle again. Cue Salty, his friends, and chat all joking that Kofu unleashed [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable his Stand, Killer Queen: Bites the Dust]] for another chance at victory. Some people in chat also joked that Kofu had other Stands like [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Epitaph]] or [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Made in Heaven]].
341	[[/folder]]
342
343	[[folder:Stream 6]]
344	* '''Jay and Gerber's so-called cooking''' when facing off against Ryme, which consisted of them attacking ''each other'' on the first turn. While no one was exactly sad when [[KarmicDeath Jay died]], the fallout of that fight somehow came just shy of a full-blown team wipe, with only [[KarmaHoudini Gerber]] and Sara having survived. Everyone, in-universe, out of universe and viewers alike were left dumbfounded by the end.
345	-->'''Derek:''' ({{Angrish}}) What was the purpose of this!? ''All of our fucking team is dead!!'' [...] You can see- YOU CAN SEE ON MY FACE IN THIS PICTURE! My soul- ''[[ThousandYardStare My soul has left my body]]''!
346	-->'''Vriska:''' What... the fuck... was that? W-why did no one try to Terastellize that entire time?
347	-->'''Ryme:''' That would've been really bad if you actually fought me properly, [[TooDumbToLive but thank GOD that your Pokemon started attacking each other for no reason!]]
348	-->'''Hassel:''' That lizard and the tumbleweed are ''so fucking stupid!'' For real! I'm serious! DON'T LET THEM COOK! SERIOUSLY!
349	-->'''Pokemon Challeges:''' (In response to Gerber calling him out on the fight) You killed your teammate! ''What are you talking about''? You thought I would take your side on this!?

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