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4 | * ''City of Bones'': |
5 | ** Clary: "What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave?" |
6 | ** When Jace tells Clary not to touch his weapons: |
7 | -->"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered. |
8 | -->"Selling them on ''what''?" |
9 | -->Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power." |
10 | ** After Isabelle describes Magnus healing Alec: |
11 | -->"I don't remember any of it," said Alec. |
12 | -->"Then he sat by Alec's bed all night and into the morning to make sure he woke up okay," Isabelle added. |
13 | -->"I don't remember that, either," Alec added hastily. |
14 | ** Clary and Magnus at his party: |
15 | -->Clary: Is it in honor of anything? |
16 | -->Magnus: My cat's birthday. |
17 | -->Clary: Oh. Where's your cat? |
18 | -->Magnus: I don't know. He ran away. |
19 | ** Clary and Jace: |
20 | -->Clary: Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds? |
21 | -->Jace: If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. |
22 | ** Jace, discussing a prophecy from Madame Dorothea. |
23 | -->Dorothea: Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? |
24 | -->Jace: Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself. |
25 | -->Dorothea: At least you don't have to worry about rejection, [[FullNameBasis Jace Wayland]]. |
26 | -->Jace: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting. |
27 | ** Jace, "translating" a tombstone for Clary: |
28 | -->It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'. |
29 | ** When they find the Mortal Cup... |
30 | -->Jace: Somehow, I thought it would be bigger. |
31 | -->Isabelle: It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl. |
32 | ** Clary calling Alec a dickhead, then his stunned "''What'' did you call me?" |
33 | * ''City of Ashes'': |
34 | --> '''Clary:''' Oh come on, Jace. You can't wait for perfect behavior from everyone. Adults screw up too. Go back to the Institute and talk to her rationally. Be a man. |
35 | --> '''Jace:''' I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead. |
36 | --> '''Luke:''' Well, you're doing a fantastic job. |
37 | ** Alec's attempt to explain away a hickey: |
38 | --> '''Alec:''' I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. |
39 | --> '''Jace:''' And ran into a vampire? |
40 | -->'''Alec:''' What? No! I fell. |
41 | --> '''Jace:''' On your ''neck?'' |
42 | ** Magnus' response to finding an unconscious Jace near the entrance to the City of Bones. |
43 | -->''' Magnus:''' "Is he dead? He looks dead." |
44 | --> '''Maryse:''' "No. He's not dead." |
45 | --> '''Magnus:''' "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." |
46 | --> '''Inquisitor:''' "Stop that!" |
47 | ** |
48 | --> '''Magnus:''' "There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself." |
49 | ** |
50 | --> '''Simon (regarding Magnus):''' "Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" |
51 | --> '''Jace:''' "No, sometimes he sits on the couch and does it." |
52 | ** After Simon gets turned into a vampire, Luke wanted to help him, so he bought Simon a pamphlet... called "How to Come Out to your Parents". |
53 | ** |
54 | --> '''Clary:''' "Jace must have done something last night on the boat, something that really pissed Valentine off. Pissed him off enough to abandon whatever plan he had before and make a new one." |
55 | --> '''Luke:''' "What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with [Jace]?" |
56 | -->''' Clary:''' "Because only Jace can piss someone off that much." |
57 | * ''City of Glass'': |
58 | ** At the celebration: |
59 | -->Isabelle: "Anyway, it's yummy. Jace?" |
60 | -->Jace: "I am a man, and men do not consume pink drinks. Get thee gone, woman, and get me something brown." |
61 | -->Isabelle: "Brown?" |
62 | -->Jace: "Brown is a manly color. In fact, look--Alec is wearing it." |
63 | -->Alec: "It was black... but then it faded." |
64 | |
65 | * ''City of Fallen Angels'' |
66 | ** Jace, snarking even in the face of Myth/{{Lilith}}. |
67 | --> "You and your name-dropping. 'I knew [[ArchangelMichael Michael]]', 'I knew Sammael', 'The [[ArchangelGabriel angel Gabriel]] did my hair.' It's like ''I'm with the Band'' with Biblical figures." |
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