Line #9 DrinkingGame/MetalGear

Context DrinkingGame / MetalGear

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1	Kept you waiting, huh? Take a drink whenever:
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3	* MSX Games:
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5	** There is a funny typo (e.g. “I feel asleep!”)
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7	* Metal Gear Solid 1:
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9	** Snake [[ParrotExposition repeats what someone just said to him in the form of a question]].
10	** Snake is CaptainObvious (e.g. “a surveillance camera?!”)
11	** Liquid complains.
12	*** Take two if his complaint is about Snake having “better genes” than him.
13	*** Also take two whenever the complaint involves ArtisticLicenseBiology.
14	** Meryl asserts how tough she is.
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16	* The Twin Snakes:
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18	** Snake does an [[CutscenePowerToTheMax absurd action stunt in a cutscene]] (e.g. jumping on a missile.)
19	** If going into it as a fan of the PSX version, [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks take a drink whenever you dislike a change in the scene’s line delivery or music.]]
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21	* Metal Gear Solid 2:
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23	** Raiden complains.
24	** [[SkewedPriorities Rose calls to complain about relationship problems with Raiden.]]
25	*** Drink continuously and wait until it’s over whenever she’s going on a particularly long tangent. You’ll need it.
26	** A new layer of the plot is revealed and everything becomes more confusing.
27	** Solidus says “The Patriots”.
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29	* Metal Gear Solid 3:
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31	** Snake goes “hmm”, “grm?”, or makes a similar sound.
32	** The Boss beats up Snake.
33	** There is a CallForward to one of Solid Snake’s games.
34	** Snake says the word [[ExtremeOmnivore “taste” or “tasty”]].
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36	* Metal Gear Solid 4:
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38	** [[MemeticMutation Nanomachines is used as an explanation.]]
39	** Someone comments on Snake’s accelerated aging.
40	** Drink continuously whenever Drebin is going through his dramatic explanations of the B&B Corps.’ backstories.
41	** Snake yells at Ocelot or vice versa.
42	*** Take two if the word yelled is [[SayMyName “LIQUID!” or “SNAKE!”]]
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44	* The Whole Series:
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46	** [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou The fourth wall is broken.]]
47	** Snake, Raiden, or Big Boss is revealed to have been left out of the loop.
48	** [[BringMyBrownPants Someone wets their pants.]]
49	*** Take two if their last name is “Emmerich”.
50	** Johnny Sasaki or his grandfather has bowel problems.
51	** Down a whole bottle whenever Ocelot double-crosses someone. (Don’t worry, it tends to only be [[OnceAnEpisode once or twice each game]].)
52	** Spiritually engage in DrowningMySorrows with Otacon by downing a whole bottle whenever [[CartwrightCurse someone that he loves dies.]] (This one also [[OnceAnEpisode only happens once or twice per game at the most.]])
53	*** Take a sip every time he cries about it again afterward.
54	** Only take a sip [[WorldOfHam whenever someone is being]] a LargeHam.
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56	-> '''Snake:''' Colonel, I'm trying to hang around the bar, but I'm dummy drunk and the slurring of my speech keeps alerting the guards!

Context DrinkingGame / MetalGear