Line #41 Characters/TheSecretLifeOfDolls


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3	[[folder:The Shelvians]]
4	!!Cleolinda
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6	-->"I won't say anything. I mean, unless it gets all stupid up in here like one of those movies where it'd be over in five minutes if everyone just sat down and ''talked'' to each other."
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8	The owner of the dolls, though she is more of an exasperated mother figure.
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10	* AuthorAvatar: The Cleolinda who narrates and participates in the doll adventures is a fictionalized version of the real one. Among other things, she isn't privy to knowledge the real Cleo knows, like where in ''Twilight'' canon Tonner Bella's outfit came from.
11	* ExplainExplainOhCrap: In [[http://cleoland.pbworks.com/w/page/34149039/slod%2010%201218%20stars Stars and Stripes]], after Lyra complains that the other dolls "went to war without [her]", Cleo takes a minute to explain to Tonner Bella about the blood feud between the squirrels and the Shelvians... then realizes the implications of Lyra's complaint.
12	* NotSoAboveItAll: There are moments when she gets caught up in the antics of the dolls, particularly in the epic battle against the squirrels.
13	* OnlySaneWoman: It's often left to her to sort out the messes the dolls get into, Of course, she doesn't always fit in here (see NotSoAboveItAll).
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16	!![[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Alice Dollen]]
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18	--> She's only going to nearly fall once, and Iorek will grab her before it's too late. It'll be fine!
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20	A relatively new addition to the shelf, Alice joined in time for Christmas. She still seems to have her canon ability to see into the future.
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22	* MundaneUtility: In the lead-up to Christmas, Cleo has her use her precognition to see if a gift for Clarice the Sheep is going to go badly or not.
23	* {{Troll}}: She teases Edward about the possibility she foresaw him running into Ellowyne One if he goes to find Bella, at one point.
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25	!![[Film/VanHelsing Anna Dollerious]]
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27	* AxCrazy
28	* BerserkButton: She does ''not'' take kindly to the idea of having to share a shelf with [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella Swan]]. She later does even worse when Edward, an actual vampire, shows up.
29	* ChekhovsGun: In [[http://cleoland.pbworks.com/w/page/10373659/slod%2009%200710%20confession The Confession]], there's a passing mention of her getting a package in the mail but it's forgotten quickly. Many installments later, it's revealed that [[spoiler:it was a voodoo doll she had been using to torment Toner Edward.]]
30	* ColdBloodedTorture: [[spoiler:Thanks to a voodoo doll she bought online, she was able to inflict this on Tonner Edward for quite awhile before being caught.]]
31	* ComedicSociopathy: "RAAAZZORRRRRS!"
32	* OfficialCouple: With Elizabeth Swann
33	* SanitySlippage: She becomes increasingly unstable when she learns that she must live with Edward Cullen, since killing vampires is a large part of her character. She and Elizabeth go into hiding for ages, she becomes paranoid about her thoughts being read, and [[spoiler:she orders a voodoo doll that she uses to torture Tonner Edward for some time.]]
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35	!![[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Elizabeth Swann]]
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37	* MoralityPet: Implied to be something of one to Anna. At one point, she's noted to be petting Anna's hair to calm her down.
38	* OfficialCouple: With Anna
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40	!! Ellowyne One
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42	* OneSteveLimit: Revealed at one point that since Ellowyne Two's arrival she has called herself Ellie.
43	* TooDumbToLive: Even after Tonner Edward [[spoiler:kills Ellowyne Two]], she still continues to bother him. Cleo suspects that she has ambitions to be Tonner Edward's [[spoiler:murder victim]] as well.
44	* SkewedPriorities: Is more excited about getting to wear a new black outfit than [[spoiler: the death of her sisterself, Ellowyne Two. After it is discovered that Ellowyne Two has become a ghost with her own ghostly outfit, she begs Tonner Edward to murder her.]]
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46	!! Ellowyne Two
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48	* [[spoiler: CuteGhostGirl]]
49	* [[spoiler:TheFunInFuneral]]
50	* OneSteveLimit: Called Wynnie by Ellowyne One, aka Ellie.
51	* TooDumbToLive: She continues to hang around Tonner Edward, no matter how much he insists that it's dangerous to do so. [[spoiler:This leads to him ''killing her'', with the Littlest Bella herself commenting on how stupid it was to follow a vampire alone into the attic.]]
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53	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Eowyn]]
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55	* ActionGirl: Much like her canon self.
56	* BadassBoast: While fighting Ellowyne
57	--> "YOU THINK YOU'RE WOMAN ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS ON? BECAUSE I TOOK DOWN THE WITCH-KING OF FUCKIN' ANGMAR AND BITCH I'LL FUCKIN' TAKE YOUR CANDY ASS ANY DAY THAT ENDS IN Y."
58	* HandsOnApproach: She bonds with Faramir One by having him give her tips on archery.
59	* OfficialCouple: With Faramir One
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61	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Faramir One]]
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63	* OfficialCouple: With Eowyn.
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65	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Faramir Two]]
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67	* IncompatibleOrientation: The poor guy falls in love with Fugagorn (HappilyMarried to White Arwen) and then ends up being the guy Serafina wants to take as a lover.
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69	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Fugagorn the Fug of Men]]
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71	* ButtMonkey
72	* HappilyMarried: To White Arewn
73	* MarsNeedsWomen: Gender-flipped version. The poor guy started off as the ''only'' male doll on a shelf full of lusty women dolls. When he hears them begging Cleo to buy an Edward doll, he suggests she buy an Edward for each of them so they'll leave him alone.
74	* OfficialCouple: White Arwen.
75	* ParodyName: Fugagorn, because he's a "fugly" Aragorn doll bought on sale.
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77	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Galadriel]]
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79	* MamaBear: She does ''not'' take kindly to hearing that The Littlest Edward [[spoiler:tried to eat Iorek]]. Her icon even turns into a screenshot of her from the [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings movie]], when she refuses the One Ring.
80	* TeamMom: Unofficially the one who welcomes new dolls and is the one most likely to mediate and break up fights.
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82	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Helm's Deep Aragorn]]
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84	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]]
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86	* NewAgeRetroHippie: Seems to be the case, given the way he talks and his [[TheStoner love of pipeweed]].
87	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Completely fails to realize that Faramir II wants Serafina to take as long as possible making her bow because when she's done, she'll insist on [[IncompatibleOrientation him being her lover]]. Thus, Legolas sets about helping her make the bow as quickly as possible.
88	* SpeaksFluentAnimal: He's the only one of the Shelvians who can speak squirrel. He also claims he can speak chipmunk, rabbit, raccoon, groundhog, gopher, and woodchuck.
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90	!![[Literature/TheTwilightSaga The Littlest Bella]]
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92	* AdaptationalIntelligence: In the books, Bella finds Edward's stalker-ish tendencies to be charming. Here, she's completely freaked out by Tonner Edward. It's played with for The Littlest Edward, who she throws herself enthusiastically at when she learns he's a vampire, but he's far less threatening than Tonner Edward is.
93	* BrattyTeenageDaughter
94	* ClingyJealousGirl: Especially when Tonner Bella arrives.
95	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: One of the things that creeps The Littlest Bella out most about Tonner Edward hitting on her is that he's a lot bigger than she is. She then says she half-expected him to offer her candy to lure her into a van.
96	* FeminineWomenCanCook: Most of her contributions involve baking for the others. Rather humorously, this happens because without an Edward doll for her to obsess over, Cleo can't think of any other activities or interests Bella showed in her book and needed ''something'' for her to do.
97	* FlatWhat: When Edward admits his love to her.
98	* OfficialCouple: With The Littlest Edward
99	* NightmareFetishist: Has zero interest in The Littlest Edward until he tells her he's a vampire. Then, she's all over him.
100	* TooDumbToLive: Subverted. She's one of the few women on the shelf who's off-put by both Edwards, thinking The Little Edward is strange and Tonner Edward is downright creepy.
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102	!![[Literature/TheTwilightSaga The Littlest Edward]]
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104	* RoomFullOfCrazy: Lampshaded by Cleo, when she sees that Edward all but wallpapered his room with paintings he made of The Littlest Bella.
105	* DecompositeCharacter: With Tonner Edward. He has canon Edward's more neurotic prissy traits.
106	* FriendToAllLivingThings: Besides caring for Cleo's My Little Ponies, he wins the affection of a Webkinz lamb named Clarice. [[spoiler: He's a far cry from that time he gnawed of a polar bear.]]
107	* OfficialCouple: With The Littlest Bella.
108	* RealMenWearPink: Or tend to pastel-colored ponies, in any case.
109	* StalkerWithACrush: Towards The Littlest Bella when she shows up.
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111	!![[Film/TheGoldenCompass Lyra Silvertongue and Pan]]
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113	* LittleMissBadass: Threw pebbles at a squirrel after it stole her lunch.
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115	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Purple Arwen]]
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117	* AllWomenAreLustful: She is ''very'' pleased at the arrival of Helm's Deep Aragorn, since she'd had to share Fugagorn with White Arwen before his arrival.
118	* FeminineWomenCanCook: She's one of the chief suppliers of pie amongst the Shelvians. She also packs lunches for everyone.
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120	!![[Film/TheGoldenCompass Serafina Pekkala and Kaisa]]
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122	* IncompatibleOrientation: When she arrives, she decides that for a lover she wants... [[StraightGay Faramir Two]].
123	* ParentalSubstitute: Acts as Lyra's mom most of the time.
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125	!![[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Tonner Bella]]
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127	* FeminineWomenCanCook: Downplayed. Cleo asks if she's into cooking like The Littlest Bella is, but while she had cooked for her dad, she doesn't consider it something that's big for her.
128	* FriendToAllLivingThings: She's very fond of animals.
129	* NiceGirl: Kind of awkward but very outgoing and friendly with the other dolls.
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131	!![[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Tonner Edward]]
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133	* AndIMustScream: Part of his punishment for [[spoiler:killing Ellowyne Two]] is that he must be shut up in his box for a period of time. The dolls all find the idea of this to be horrific (Cleo suspects it's like being put in a coffin for them), especially since Tonner Edward doesn't sleep.
134	* CreepyDoll: He has the canon character's more dangerous qualities and is much more frightening than The Littlest Edward. Cleo decides not to joke that he can eat the cat if he can catch it, because she suspects he really ''would''. [[spoiler:And then, he kills Ellowyne Two.]]
135	* DecompositeCharacter: With The Littlest Edward. He has canon Edward's genuinely frightening traits, particularly actually being dangerous.
136	* StalkerWithACrush: Towards The Littlest Bella.
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138	!![[Film/TheLordOfTheRings White Arwen]]
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140	* {{CloudCuckoolander}}
141	* TextileWorkIsFeminine: One of her ongoing projects is making a banner for Aragorn.
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143	[[/folder]]
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145	[[folder:Side Characters]]
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147	!! Clarice
148	* PunnyName / ShoutOut: A Webkinz [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs lamb named Clarice.]] Also adores Little Edward, à la [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga ''and the lion fell in love with the lamb.'']]
149	** Much speculation has been made about the mysterious present Clarice is getting for Christmas, including the theory that it will be a lion named Hannibal — which would double as HilariousInHindsight after Cleo's recaps of {{Series/Hannibal}}.
150	* {{Yandere}}: Worse than Bella.
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152	!!Dot and Dash
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154	!![[Film/TheGoldenCompass Iorek]]
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156	Cleolinda's polar bear Webkinz, given to Lyra as a playmate.
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158	* AnnoyingArrows: Gets hit by a stray arrow when Eowyn's practicing her archery and doesn't seem too hurt (besides his dignity).
159	* NoIndoorVoice: Amusingly, despite having everything he says be in all caps, he also has his dialogue in a tinier font shared by the smaller dolls.
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161	!![[Franchise/MyLittlePony My Little Ponies]]
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163	* [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Ridiculously Cute Critters]]
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166	[[/folder]]
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168	[[folder:Antagonists]]
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170	!!The Squirrels
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172	* BigBad: The closest the series has to one, in any case. They basically declared war on the Shelvians after one stole Lyra's lunch, she threw pebbles at it, and one of the Middle Earthers had to shoot its tail to save her.
173	* InSeriesNickname: Cleo refers to the squirrel that started everything as "Squirrley McArrowtail".
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