Line #127 Characters/BrainScratchCommentariesFictionalCharacters


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3	[[folder:Pretzel Bag]]
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5	A bag full of pretzels, it originally lived with Ryan, until it apparently moved to Johnny's place. [[spoiler:While there, Johnny proceeded to betray Pretzel Bag, and eat his intestines, killing him during The Pokemon Crystal Commentary. As of now, Johnny has not been punished, and the law has over looked this blatant case of murder. Probably because he was revealed to be alive in a recent stream of Johnny's. Now safe, away from Johnny's pretzel eating tyranny. For Now... ]]
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7	Tropes that apply to Pretzel Bag:
8	%%* GuestStarPartyMember
9	* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:He was murdered by Johnny.]]
10	** [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead/Disney Death: However, in a recent stream by Johnny, it was revealed that he was indeed alive. Whether or not he came back from the dead or was ever killed to begin with is unknown.]]
11	* SpeechImpediment: Can only make crunching and shaking noises.
12	* TokenNonHuman: The only commentator to date that isn't human.
13	[[/folder]]
14
15	[[folder:Biffalo]]
16	A vast amount of beings, most named by Solaris Paradox. According to him, the name is a fusion of [[Franchise/{{Back to the Future}} Biff Tannen]] and buffalo (as in buffalo sauce).
17	--> '''Johnny:''' That's just weird.
18
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20
21	The list of Biffalos are as follows:
22
23	* Biffalo I: The baby Metroid, introduced in Super Metroid.
24	* Biffalo II: A [[GoodThingYouCanHeal constantly regenerating]] pet rock, introduced in Super Metroid.
25	* Biffalo III: The CompanionCube, introduced in Portal. Has a pirate accent for some reason.
26	* Biffalo IV: Apparently [[PostHumousCharacter died of whiplash]] during his conception while trying to [[Manga/{{Naruto}} save the Leaf Village from a nine-tailed Demon Fox]] riding a giant toad. Mentioned in Portal 2.
27	* Biffalo V: A [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII Mabari Bloodhound]] that Lewis named offscreen. Mentioned in Portal 2.
28	* Biffalo VI: Another CompanionCube, who inexplicably speaks in a thick Jamaican accent, introduced in Portal 2.
29	* Biffalo VII: Blizzard Buffalo, also known by his full name Bilzzard Biffalo, introduced in Mega Man X3.
30	* Biffalo XV: A yellow Pikmin who died at the hands of Ted's recklessness; the name Biffalo was given to him posthumously. Introduced in Pikmin.
31	* Biffalo XXIV: A ''VideoGame/DragonQuest'' Slime figurine owned by Ted. Named during the [=TooManyGames=] panel.
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34	Tropes that apply to Biffalo:
35	* CompanionCube: Biffalo The Third and Biffalo the Sixth were both ''literally'' Companion Cubes.
36	** Besides that, every Biffalo is treated like this by Solaris.
37	* KilledOffForReal: So far, Biffalo the Second and Biffolo the Third are the only ones that were seen onscreen who ''weren't'' killed.
38	** Biffalo the Twenty-Fourth was killed by Ted, only to be revived a few seconds later.
39	* LegacyCharacter
40	* TokenNonHuman: No incarnation of Biffalo has been human.
41	** Though we have no idea what species Biffalo the Fourth is, Ryan assumes that it is another CompanionCube.
42	* TheSpeechless: The only incarnations of Biffalo that has spoken was Biffalo the Third and Biffalo the Sixth.
43	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: There are at least seven other Biffalos that weren't even mentioned in any commentary so far, as Biffalo the Fifteenth was introduced in Pikmin, with no mention of any of it's previous incarnations. Though according to Lewis, he says they were all Compainon Cubes that were destroyed during Aperture Tests.
44	** Even Lewis himself lost track of all those fuckers.
45	[[/folder]]
46
47	[[folder:Psycho Kirby]]
48	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/25dbb584_df75_4fad_bb48_ca9dac1bddf4.jpeg]]
49	[[caption-width-right:350:Our “Hero”]]
50	An adorable puffball hero, canniball, and Sith Lord.
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52	Tropes that apply to Kirby:
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54	* AntiHero: Type V. Although there are times when Kirby's deemed a VillainProtagonist as the only reason he "helps" others is to have an excuse to go on a genocidal rampage.
55	* BloodKnight
56	* HeroicComedicSociopath: He once went on a rampage because his cake was stolen
57	* [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Are Pink]]
58	[[/folder]]
59
60	[[folder:Green Biker Dude]]
61	The only one to enter battle in Mega Man X2 besides the title character himself; his talents were wasted after a lucky shot murdered him at the beginning of the game. The playthrough was then dedicated in his honor. He will be missed.
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63	Tropes that apply to the Green Biker Dude:
64
65	* BadassBiker: The commentators attempt to play up his badass nature, but only really have the fact that he rode a motorcycle to work with.
66	* BadassNormal: Sure, he may have no powers, no weapons and no evidence of combat skills, but that doesn't stop him from being the best there is.
67	* InMemoriam: After he crashes and dies, the clip is played back with sad music over it and its mentioned several times after that the playthrough is in his memory.
68	* KilledOffForReal: Just as he was introduced in ''Mega Man X2'', he was cruelly taken away from the world, who had to make due with some blue guy.
69	* MemeticBadass: Again, there's nothing special about him besides the fact that he dies, but the crew decide off the bat to worship him.
70	[[/folder]]
71
72	[[folder:Pokémon Fan Club President]]
73	[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The owner of the Pokémon fan club in Vermillion City]]. While he likes giving free things away, he'll only do so after he finishes talking about his favorite Rapidash. And even then, he'll still call you up then and again to talk about it some more.
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75	Tropes that apply to The Pokémon Fan Club President:
76
77	* BreakingTheFourthWall: He'll call the guys from time to time in the real world to talk about his Rapidash.
78	* CatchPhrase: "Rapidash-dash-dash, don't ya wanna ''hear'' about it?"
79	[[/folder]]
80
81	[[folder:Pyromaniac Samus]]
82	A silent heroic soldier, has an extreme fetish of explosions, the bigger the explosion, the more satisfied she is.
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84	Tropes that apply to Samus:
85
86	* BattleCry: "Shoulder Pads, AAAHHHH!!! (Hut hut hut hut hut)" According to Ryan and Lewis. Subverted in that it's only when she's in the Varia suit.
87	* MadBomber
88	* SamusIsAGirl
89	* StuffBlowingUp: She has a massive fetish for this sort of thing, as stated above.
90	* TooDumbToLive: When Adam told her not to use weapons unauthorized, she took that as “turn off EVERYTHING”, something that frustrates Adam to no end.
91	[[/folder]]
92
93	[[folder:Manic-Depressed Luigi]]
94	Shy and frightful brother of Mario, has a dark view of most things, enjoys watching things go bad for Mario and often isn't impressed by anything. Has a significant rivalry with 'Annoying Dick Waluigi.'
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98	For tropes pertaining to him on Johnny's channels, click [[Characters/SomeCallMeJohnny here]]
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101	Tropes that apply to Luigi:
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103	* BigBad: Of the VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand playthrough, as he manipulated Kirby and his friends to get the Master Crown in order to take over all Nintendo franchises.
104	* ButtMonkey
105	* CompositeCharacter: He took Magolor’s place in the VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand playthrough.
106	* DeadpanSnarker: At least Johnny's rendition of him.
107	* DealWithTheDevil: In Mario Party 4, he disowns God because Waluigi [[BuffySpeak got the thing]] and he decides to go to Lucifer. He takes him up on that offer.
108	-->[[spoiler:'''Toad:''' I'm right here! You can stop right now, if you want!]]
109	** Might be averted, he said that he had to go an apologize to Jesus during Waluigi's Island.
110	* HeldBackInSchool: He was apparently held back in Preschool for five years in a row. As a result, however, he was the five time jump rope champion back in preschool.
111	* KnowWhenToFoldEm: After being defeated by Kirby, he gives up on trying to take over Nintendo’s franchises as he decides that being a final boss isn’t as its cracked up to be.
112	* MoneyFetish: Will waste no opportunity to try and find money if he can.
113	* RageAgainstTheHeavens
114	* SociopathicHero: The guys joke Luigi is one in ''VideoGame/LuigisMansion'' enough to say he's not as heroic as he would think.
115	* [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Trademark Favorite Drink]]: Redbull, as established in Paper Mario.
116	[[/folder]]
117
118	[[folder:Waluigi Scapelli]]
119	[[quoteright:276:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/waluigi2.jpg]]
120	[[caption-width-right:276:ANARCHY!]]
121	[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see his true identity.]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_300px-arlon_artwork_1054.png[[/labelnote]]]]
122	Also known as 'Annoying Dick Waluigi'. Not very different then his normal self, Aside from being a drug addict, gambler, [[ItMakesSenseInContext a]] [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Titan,]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext a follower of]] [[WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemonRed Lord Helix,]] and [[spoiler: the alter ego of [[Characters/KidIcarus Arlon the Serene]] from VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising]]
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124	* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BS4YWWFz6o At one point, he became a Titan.]]
125	* BigEater: "I may be skinny, but I love to eat."
126	* CatchPhrase: Wa.
127	** Also, [[WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemon Anarchy]] on [[ThatOneLevel Waluigi's Island.]]
128	* DemocracyIsBad: Apparently, a praiser of [[WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemonRed Lord Helix]] as he goes for Anarchy. May be subverted in that he could have just been being an [[{{Jerkass}} annoying prick]] [[ThatOnePlayer wanting to sabotage the game.]]
129	* {{Irony}}: When he actually used strategy and planning in ''Mario Party'', [[spoiler:he loses]].
130	* {{Jerkass}}
131	* JerkassGods: [[spoiler: According to the guys in Kid Icarus: Uprising, Waluigi is actually Arlon the Serene, which may explain why he almost always wins]].
132	* LastNameBasis: When things went awry in he Mario Party 3 playthrough, they had started referring him to as [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Scapelli.]]
133	* TheGambler: Also a drug addict.
134	--->'''Toad:''' You have a drug addiction and a gambling problem. You are not a positive role model in the slightest.
135	* TheRival: To Luigi.
136	* {{Troll}}: In the last board, he simply just gave up from the start, and just decided to mess with everyone for the entire board, just for fun. [[spoiler: And he still won.]]
137	[[/folder]]
138
139	[[folder:Donkey "Konkey Dong" Kong]]
140	[[quoteright:291:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dk.jpg]]
141	The hero of DK Island who just happened to stumble into the group for Mario Party 4 and just sort of stuck around because, as he aptly puts it, "DK not know what doing".
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143	Tropes that apply to DK:
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145	* AchievementsInIgnorance: He's openly too dumb to tie his own shoes, yet somehow succeeds. Quick to claim "DK KNOW WHAT DOING", before some inevitable following hiccup leads him to admit "DK NOT KNOW WHAT DOING".
146	* TheBigGuy: He's '''Donkey Kong'''. Luigi is rather fond of exploiting this when available. Also why nobody generally tries to pick on him.
147	* FriendToAllLivingThings: In his own words, "DK EVERYONE'S FRIEND". Yes, even [[ArchEnemy K. Rool.]]
148	* FunctionalAddict: While everyone believes he's drunk on banana, DK is quick to correct them in that he's just been hitting a bit too much Crystal Coconut.
149	* GentleGiant: Not an ill-meaning bone in his body.
150	* HulkSpeak: Oddly enough, this is his more humorous trait.
151	* IdiotHero: His entire MO.
152	--> DK DO IT. DK DO IT ''GOOD''.
153	** IdiotSavant: ...Though he has rare flashes of striking, lasting competence.
154	* NoIndoorVoice: You can just hear the nonstop capslock in his caveman fashion of speaking.
155	[[/folder]]
156
157	[[folder:Crazy Toad]]
158	[[quoteright:170:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3cf5ed8200e39d272f58fe454a0bd456.png]]
159	Also known as [[spoiler:Satan Toad]], A con artist and possibly [[spoiler: the devil]].
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161	Tropes that apply to Toad:
162
163	* ButtMonkey: To pretty much everyone.
164	* DealWithTheDevil: [[spoiler: Tells Luigi that they could talk now if he wanted.]]
165
166	[[/folder]]
167
168	[[folder:Penny-Depraved Tails]]
169	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/638835a8_fd25_4656_ab2b_6e8e7dc6badc.jpeg]]
170	[[caption-width-right:350: Sonic’s “Best Friend”]]
171	Sonic's best friend, it seems that they're only friends because Tails is still waiting for the penny Sonic stole from him.
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173	Tropes that apply to Tails:
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175	* AmbiguouslyGay: Despite only hanging with Sonic to get his penny back, he was a little too eager to pull of the Super Special Awesome 69 Attack with him...
176	--> I dunno Sonic, I’m enjoying it.
177	* ButtMonkey: Ever since he had his penny stolen.
178	* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Tails really only hangs around with Sonic because he has his penny.
179	* RunningGag: His missing penny.
180	* SmallNameBigEgo: Played with, as although he is famous in his own right, his story in Sonic Adventure indicates he has very high opinion of himself, as it portrays Sonic as a dumbass who acts like HE’S the sidekick, while Tails does some of the things Sonic does in his own story.
181	* SuperWheelChair: In the Sonic Heroes commentary, they say that in Adventure 2 he was apparently paralyzed, and he used his repurposed aeroplane mech as his wheelchair. His physical therapy is now over, but he still rides it every Saturday morning because he likes it.
182	[[/folder]]
183
184	[[folder:Captain Falcon]]
185	[[quoteright:241:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/35cd6960b4ba5b87a59bb78e380d4fea.png]] [[caption-width-right:241: Your lord and savior has arrived.]]
186	The god of awesomeness. He owns a church and runs non-believers over with his car instead of smiting them. His signature Falcon Punch can break galaxies.
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188	Tropes that apply to Captain Falcon:
189
190	* AGodAmI: Ryan would have you believe Captain Falcon is infallible, and their characterization of the guy agrees.
191	* MemeticBadass: Falcon's character is all in reference to memes related to his Falcon Punch and LargeHam nature in the ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' series.
192	* SignatureMove: The Falcon Punch, which will invariably be pronounced "Falcon PAWNCH" and be offered as the solution to any problem Falcon may encounter.
193	[[/folder]]
194
195	[[folder:Waddle Dooters]]
196	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ksa_bandana_waddle_dee.png]]
197	Also known as "Waddle Dee". Formerly the hardest boss in existence, Waddle Dooters is now an ally. Most of his family members are dead, but they do occasionally give him unhelpful advice from beyond the grave.
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199	Tropes that apply to Waddle Dooters:
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201	* MemeticBadass: His title as the hardest boss in all of existence.
202	* UnwantedAssistance: His Family returns from the grave to give him painfully unhelpful advice
203	[[/folder]]
204
205	[[folder:Sterence]]
206	Sterence is the name of the first Metroid met in the VideoGame/MetroidPrime commentary.
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208	Tropes that apply to Sterence:
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210	* KilledOffForReal
211	* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: To Biffalo the First.
212	[[/folder]]
213
214	[[folder:Junkles and Knuckers]]
215	Junkles and Knuckers are two Echidnas that "aid" Dr. Eggman in Sonic 3CD & Knuckles & Knuckles. Junkles is a beatnik who recites poetry and Knuckers is a Rastafarian who bangs on bongos and smokes weed.
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217	Tropes that apply to Junkles and Knuckers:
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219	* TheStoner: Knuckers
220	[[/folder]]
221
222	[[folder:Jesus Barrel]]
223	Featured in the Donkey Kong Country 3 commentary, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin he's a barrel and he walks on water]].
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225	Tropes that apply to Jesus Barrel
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227	* CloneJesus: What might explain the multiple ones in a single stage.
228	* WalkOnWater: It’s how he got his name in the first place.
229	[[/folder]]
230
231	[[folder:L-block]]
232	A VideoGame/{{Tetris}} [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin block shaped like an L]], [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext that is apparently Ted's wife.]]
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234	* LoveInterest: To Ted
235	* SatelliteLoveInterest: At least what we've seen of her, she apparently has little to no character.
236	[[/folder]]
237
238	[[folder:Boat and Ship]]
239	The boat from Anime/{{Pokemon2000}}, who has shown skills beyond the so-called "Chosen One", [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash Ketchum]]. His grandfather, Ship, was found wrecked in the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Link: The Faces of Evil]] commentary.
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241	* MemeticBadass: InUniverse.
242	* NighInvulnerability
243	[[/folder]]
244
245	[[folder:Schmiyamoto]]
246	Miyamoto's evil twin, apparently the only person able to bring him down besides Yuji Naka. Brought up in Part 3 of their ''VideoGame/Splatoon1'' playthrough. Has an Evil Spock goatee and Wario's mustache.
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248	* BeardOfEvil: Has an Evil Spock goatee.
249	* DastardlyWhiplash: As befitting of an evil twin.
250	* EvilCounterpart: One to Miyamoto.
251	* EvilTwin: Miyamoto's, apparently.
252	[[/folder]]
253
254	[[folder:Stares the Abyss]]
255	The newest recruit for the resistance. He likes to sit in the corner and stare at everyone.
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257	* CrazyPrepared: He always has eye-drops handy wherever he goes.
258	* DarkIsNotEvil: Though he is pitch black, he is fighting against Eggman’s regime. ([[WordOfGod According to Ryan]], Stares came about when he wondered how dark he can make the entire character)
259	* ThePollyanna: Always has his mouth open with glee, even when the situation is bleak and everyone else is feeling hopeless.
260	--> '''Johnny (as Knuckles):''' Stares the Abyss, you are so happy to be here, you know what? I'm glad ''someone'''s having fun out of all this!
261	[[/folder]]
262
263	[[folder:Conrad Veidt]]
264	[[quoteright:155:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sun_moon_protagonist_male.png]]
265	The male protagonist of Videogame/PokemonSunAndMoon. He has a constant smile on his face.
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267	* PerpetualSmiler: He almost never has his smile leave his face, even while faced with villains.
268	* ShoutOut: He is named after [[Creator/ConradVeidt the actor]] who played The Man Who Laughs, the character that the Joker was based on.
269	[[/folder]]
270
271	[[folder:BSC]]
272	->''"That’s not our brain in the icon."''
273	-->--'''Johnny'''
274	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cb1eb0a4_8b92_44ed_bbf8_5e68bca29b0e.jpeg]] [[caption-width-right:350:Didn’t expect this, huh? (Art by The Switchback)]]
275	Yes, the channel itself is a character. It was revealed to be sentient during ''VideoGame/OregonTrail''
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277	* BrainInAJar: Well, Brain in a icon anyway.
278	* TheHeroDies: It dies before reaching Oregon... Though given it’s the channel itself, this obviously doesn’t stick.
279	* TheVoiceless: Doesusay a single word throughout the trek to Oregon.
280	[[/folder]]
281
282	[[folder:Doomguy]]
283	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/doomguy_eternal_9.png]]
284	The badass from DOOM. He can somehow hear the [=BrainScratch=] Crew in his head.
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286	* IronicHell: Ted theorizes that’s he will go to heaven when he dies, not because he’s a good person who deserves it, but because he would enjoy hell and the demons wouldn’t want him.
287	* MoralMyopia: The reason he started his rampage wasn’t because Earth was invaded, but because his pet rabbit Daisy was killed.
288	* PsychopathicManchild: Much to Samuel’s dismay.
289	--> '''Johnny (as Samuel):''' I hired a f***ing Child.
290	[[/folder]]
291
292	[[folder:Bipedal Mutant Future Tigers]]
293	Bipedal Mutant Future Tigers, or just Bipedal Tigers, are [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin mutated Tigers from the future.]]
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295	AscendedExtra: They went from being minor enemies in ''VideoGame/{{Crystalis}}'' to be the overarching antagonists of the SNK collection.
296	[[/folder]]
297
298	[[folder:Color-blind Geoff]]
299	[[quoteright:175:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pokemon_lets_go_rival.png]]
300	An asshole who is Ted’s rival. He was originally made up as a joke in the ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' commentary when Lewis made the disclaimer that the channel does not have anything against Blind people to which Ted jokingly said “Except you Geoff, you suck!”. He was brought up again years later in the ''Splatoon'' commentary before finally appearing as Trace in the ''VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndLetsGoEevee'' live-streams.
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302	* TheGhost: Until the live-streams, Geoff never made any appearance whatsoever.
303	* SitcomArchNemesis: Is this for Ted.

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