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* AluminiumChristmasTrees: Combined with NewerThanTheyThink. He had a routine in the early 1990s about Italian food and coffee being ForeignQueasine that now seems bizarre given how both have become so mainstream in the UK.

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* AluminiumChristmasTrees: Combined with NewerThanTheyThink. He had a routine in the early 1990s about Italian food and coffee being ForeignQueasine that now seems bizarre given how both have become so mainstream in the UK.UK.
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* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much everybody at one time or another...with the occasional exception...
--> '''Angry Christian:''' Bloody Carrott, why don't you have a go at the Muslims instead?
--> '''Carrot (deer-in-headlights look):''' Buh-because they'd kill me...?
** "No man is an island, but Pavarotti going swimming comes close..."
** Bungee jumpers, water skiers, regular skiers, and anyone who practices any kind of sport which Carrott considers likely to result in grievous bodily harm.
** "I once did a routine about dyslexics, and the ''letters'' I got...'Dor Gaspar Pargit, leave u*s exiliads alone, you winker!'"
** "I once did a routine about people with Alzheimer's, and the ''envelopes'' I got..."
** "I once did this routine..." (covers his mouth with his hand) "Today we're going to have a go at deaf people!" (takes his hand away) "I dunno who told 'em!"
** ''(While talking about speed bumps)'' "They say that if you hit it at over 100 mph, you don't feel it. [[AmusingInjuries Wrong]]. I hit the first one, missed the next ''thirteen''...and went around the rest of the week looking like [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Clive Anderson]]." ''(Mimes having no neck)''
** "And when did speed bumps first start being called speed bumps and not 'sleeping policemen'? Because there was a certain satisfaction from reversing over a 'sleeping policeman'..."
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** "And when did speed bumps first start being called speed bumps and not 'sleeping policemen'? Because there was a certain satisfaction from reversing over a 'sleeping policeman'..."

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** "And when did speed bumps first start being called speed bumps and not 'sleeping policemen'? Because there was a certain satisfaction from reversing over a 'sleeping policeman'...""
* AluminiumChristmasTrees: Combined with NewerThanTheyThink. He had a routine in the early 1990s about Italian food and coffee being ForeignQueasine that now seems bizarre given how both have become so mainstream in the UK.
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** ''(While talking about speed bumps)'' "They say that if you hit it at over 100 mph, you don't feel it. [[AmusingInjuries Wrong]]. I hit the first one, missed the next ''thirteen''...and went around the rest of the week looking like [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway Clive Anderson]]." ''(Mimes having no neck)''

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** ''(While talking about speed bumps)'' "They say that if you hit it at over 100 mph, you don't feel it. [[AmusingInjuries Wrong]]. I hit the first one, missed the next ''thirteen''...and went around the rest of the week looking like [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Clive Anderson]]." ''(Mimes having no neck)''
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** ''(While talking about speed bumps)'' "They say that if you hit it at over 100 mph, you don't feel it. [[AmusingInjuries Wrong]]. I hit the first one, missed the next ''thirteen''...and went around the rest of the week looking like [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway Clive Anderson]]." ''(Mimes having no neck)''

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** ''(While talking about speed bumps)'' "They say that if you hit it at over 100 mph, you don't feel it. [[AmusingInjuries Wrong]]. I hit the first one, missed the next ''thirteen''...and went around the rest of the week looking like [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway Clive Anderson]]." ''(Mimes having no neck)''neck)''
** "And when did speed bumps first start being called speed bumps and not 'sleeping policemen'? Because there was a certain satisfaction from reversing over a 'sleeping policeman'..."
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** "I once did this routine..." (covers his mouth with his hand) "Today we're going to have a go at deaf people!" (takes his hand away) "I dunno who told 'em!"

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** "I once did this routine..." (covers his mouth with his hand) "Today we're going to have a go at deaf people!" (takes his hand away) "I dunno who told 'em!"'em!"
** ''(While talking about speed bumps)'' "They say that if you hit it at over 100 mph, you don't feel it. [[AmusingInjuries Wrong]]. I hit the first one, missed the next ''thirteen''...and went around the rest of the week looking like [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway Clive Anderson]]." ''(Mimes having no neck)''
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** "I once did a routine about people with Alzheimer's, and the ''envelopes'' I got..."

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** "I once did a routine about people with Alzheimer's, and the ''envelopes'' I got...""
** "I once did this routine..." (covers his mouth with his hand) "Today we're going to have a go at deaf people!" (takes his hand away) "I dunno who told 'em!"
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* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much everybody at one time or another...with the occasional exception...
--> '''Angry Christian:''' Bloody Carrott, why don't you have a go at the Muslims instead?
--> '''Carrot (deer-in-headlights look):''' Buh-because they'd kill me...?
** "No man is an island, but Pavarotti going swimming comes close..."
** Bungee jumpers, water skiers, regular skiers, and anyone who practices any kind of sport which Carrott considers likely to result in grievous bodily harm.
** "I once did a routine about dyslexics, and the ''letters'' I got...'Dor Gaspar Pargit, leave u*s exiliads alone, you winker!'"
** "I once did a routine about people with Alzheimer's, and the ''envelopes'' I got..."

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