History Wrestling / KrisStatlander

She is a former 2x [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=2559 VPW Women's Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ny/nyc/nywc/nywc-wm.html NYWC Starlet Champion]], a former [=IndependentWrestling.tv Champion=] and the [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=1191 WSU Spirit Champion]]. On May 28, 2023, she defeated Jade Cargill to become the second AEW TBS Champion. She later lost the title to Julia Hart on November 18, 2023.

** On the giving end: She made a surprise return at ''Double or Nothing 2023'', defeating TBS Champion, Jade Cargill in an impromptu title match after she was already exhausted from her match against Taya Valkyrie, handing Jade her first singles loss and shattering her 60-0 undefeated streak. Later during the September 15, 2023 episode of ''Rampage'', Kris had a rematch against Jade, once again defeating her, resulting in Jade Cargill's first ever clean defeat.

* ShipTease: With Orange Cassidy, of all people, in AEW.

* GeniusDitz: In AEW, and particularly on ''WebVideo/BeingTheElite'', she's portrayed as an incredibly skilled and talented wrestler who (perhaps due to her gimmick of being a HumanAlien) has no idea how to do simple things like sit in a chair or tie shoes.

She is a former 2x [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=2559 VPW Women's Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ny/nyc/nywc/nywc-wm.html NYWC Starlet Champion]], a former [=IndependentWrestling.tv Champion=] and the [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=1191 WSU Spirit Champion]]. On May 28, 2023, she defeated Jade Cargill to become the second AEW TBS Champion. She later lost the title to Julia Hart on July 18, 2023.

She is a former 2x [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=2559 VPW Women's Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ny/nyc/nywc/nywc-wm.html NYWC Starlet Champion]], a former [=IndependentWrestling.tv Champion=] and the [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=1191 WSU Spirit Champion]]. On May 28, 2023, she defeated Jade Cargill to become the second AEW TBS Champion.

** On the giving end again when she faced Julia Hart at ''[=WrestleDream=] 2023'', Julia having been on an undefeated streak prior since joining Wrestling/HouseOfBlack.

** On the giving end again when she faced Julia Hart at ''[=WrestleDream=] 2023'', Julia having been on an undefeated streak prior after joining Wrestling/HouseOfBlack.

* FinishingMove: At first it was an axe kick. She later started using "The Big Bang Theory" - a tombstone piledriver variant where she tucks the opponent's thighs under her arms. After shedding the alien gimmick, it was renamed "Wednesday/Saturday/Sunday Night Fever" depending on the show she appears on.

* FinishingMove: At first it was an axe kick. She later started using "The Big Bang Theory" - a tombstone piledriver variant where she tucks the opponent's thighs under her arms. After shedding the alien gimmick, it was renamed "Saturday Night Fever."

** On the giving end: She made a surprise return at ''Double or Nothing 2023'', defeating TBS Champion, Jade Cargill in an impromptu title match, handing Jade her first singles loss and shattering her 60-0 undefeated streak.

* FinishingMove: At first it was an axe kick. She later started using "The Big Bang Theory" - a tombstone piledriver variant where she tucks the opponent's thighs under her arms.

* DefeatingTheUndefeatable: When she received a title shot against AEW Women's Champion Wrestling/BrittBaker, Kris was undefeated at 25-0 and was billed as Baker's greatest challenge to date. Baker did win in the end, but it took a lot of cheating and three finishers, and even then Kris passed out to Baker's mandible claw rather than tap.

She debuted in 2017 after training under Pat Buck at the Create A Pro Wrestling Academy. She has competed for Beyond Wrestling, Women's Wrestling Revolution, Victory Pro Wrestling, Wrestling/{{WSU}}, New York Wrestling Connection, Limitless Wrestling, Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}}, Wrestling/RingOfHonor, Wrestling/{{WWE}} and many other promotions, now currently calling [[Wrestling/AllEliteWrestling AEW]] home.

She is a former 2x [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=2559 VPW Women's Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ny/nyc/nywc/nywc-wm.html NYWC Starlet Champion]], a former [=IndependentWrestling.tv Champion=] and the [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=1191 WSU Spirit Champion]].

-->'''Kris Statlander:''': "I was never really being fully taken seriously. Too fun, too lovable, I guess, too goofy and easygoing."

** "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien" since her debut until 2022.

* ShooOutTheClowns: Even before her June 2020 injury, Kris had been downplaying the alien gimmick during her AEW run, eventually reducing it to just a 'boop'[[note]]touching someone on the nose out of curiosity due to aliens not understanding human noses[[/note]] early in the match. After returning and briefly using 'The Dark Alien' as a RedBaron, she finally completely dropped the alien gimmick.

!!"The Galaxy's Greatest Tropes":

* RedBaron: "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien".

* UrExample: She is the first female graduate of the Create A Pro Wrestling Academy.

Kris Statlander is an American {{professional wrestl|ing}}er from West Islip, NY as "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien." She debuted in 2017 after training under Pat Buck at the Create A Pro Wrestling Academy. She has competed for Beyond Wrestling, Women's Wrestling Revolution, Victory Pro Wrestling, Wrestling/{{WSU}}, New York Wrestling Connection, Limitless Wrestling, Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}}, Wrestling/RingOfHonor, Wrestling/{{WWE}} and many other promotions, now currently calling [[Wrestling/AllEliteWrestling AEW]] home. She is a former 2x [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=2559 VPW Women's Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ny/nyc/nywc/nywc-wm.html NYWC Starlet Champion]], a former [=IndependentWrestling.tv Champion=] and the [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=5&nr=1191 WSU Spirit Champion]].

* RedBaron: "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien."
* {{Retool}}: As of recently, Kris Statlander is no longer depicted on-screen as an alien, having changed her presentation and is now billed from Long Island, New York.

* HumanAliens: Her main gimmick is that she is an alien.

* StatuesqueStunner: She's 175 cm (5'9 ½) tall..

* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: While Priscilla Kelly was doing her gross-out gimmick, one of her schticks was to stick her hands down her tights before locking up to try and squick her opponents. Kris at first didn't understand. Then she licked her palms and gave herself a good rummage. Priscilla was horrified and refused the ensuing lockup.

* FinishingMove: At first it was an axe kick. She later started using a tombstone piledriver variant where she tucks the opponent's thighs under her arms.

* ActionGirl: If she's a face.

* AmazonianBeauty: She has a toned figure and stands a statuesque 175 cm.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Her quite literally Alien ways of thinking and acting are recurring sources of confusion (and humour).

* DarkActionGirl: If she's a heel.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: She [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYzY3CBX9CE rescued]] [[Wrestling/TeamSeaStars Ashley Vox]] from Wrestling/JeremyLeary and Wrestling/SkylarMarie trying to give her a TraumaticHaircut at ''LW Vacationland Cup 2019'', July 12, 2019.
* FacialMarkings: At times, as seen in the match listed above under Blood Knight.
* FantasticRacism: If she's a heel, she'll present herself as superior to humans. During her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oii7YnSJtzQ&t=2s match]] with [[https://www.cagematch.net//?id=2&nr=17310&name=Delmi+Exo Delmi Exo]] at ''LW Hollis Pirate Fest 2018''[[note]]The event was supposed to have been held at the actual Pirate Fest but had to be moved to a firehouse[[/note]], August 11, 2018, she yelled "Die human!" while hitting her Scissors Kick. Ironically, Delmi's RedBaron is "The Galaxy [=DelmiGod=]" and she has been billed from "The Planet of Exo" as part of Wrestling/TeamSeaStars with her RealLife sister "Poseidon's Siren" Ashley Vox.

* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: DependingOnTheWriter or where she is working at the time.

* KickChick: Her FinishingMove is an Ax Kick.

* ShesGotLegs: A long and quite toned pair.

* StatuesqueStunner: She's 175 cm (5'9 ½) tall.
* TournamentArc:
** Defeated Chris Dickinson to win the ''Beyond Treasure Hunt'' tournament.
** Defeated Max Caster at ''CAP Crowning Achievement'' to become the inaugural CAP Television Champion.

* StatuesqueStunner: She's 5'9 ½.

* TheQuietOne: Oftentimes, particularly in AEW, she prefers to communicate via gestures rather than words.

* ShipTease: With Orange Cassidy, of all people