History Website / Superdickery

** Also [[http://www.superdickery.com/most-well-endowed-alien-ever/ when it involves "an 8-foot long prehensile penis"]].

* {{Jerkass}}: Superman, but (less frequently) Batman, Jimmy, Lois... [[CrapsackWorld pretty much everybody]].

* [[http://www.superdickery.com/tag/seduction-of-the-innocent/ Seduction of the Innocent]]: ''Covers and frames from a more innocent time, a time ignorant of how friggin' hilarious these would be to future audiences. [[AccidentalInnuendo If it's inappropriate sexual innuendo]], it's in here. Most of the frames and panels are from Batman comics, depicting Batman as a closet pedophile who sexually abuses his young ward, Robin''[[invoked]]

-->''"You nicknamed him [[UnfortunateName Speedy]]. [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt What did you expect]]?!"''

Superdickery.com is a website dedicated to tracking down and documenting as many of these weird and wonderful comics as possible, often presenting them completely out of context, solely for the purposes of humour.

* DisproportionateRetribution: The image above. Since you can't read what Lois is saying there, look at the same image, in a bigger size, [[http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/9385073279/general-consensus-is-that-this-is-the-best-of-the here]]. Not the only example, by the way.

-->[[spoiler: '''SuperDickery''': "[[http://www.superdickery.com/the-world-of-1000-olsens/ All right, everyone, get your final affairs in order and take one thousand shots.]]"]]

* GroinAttack: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1307:the-worst-crotch-punch-ever-ever&catid=30:frames-and-panels-index&Itemid=34 "...does [the man on the right] have an action figure with exploding-testicle action?"]]
* HaveAGayOldTime: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Half]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=324:the-gay-desperado&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 of]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=325:i-bet-you-cant-blow-hard-enough-to-ugh&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 the]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336:jokers-thoughts-on-superdickerycom&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 examples in]] ''Seduction Of The Innocent''. The other half is devoted to...
** HoYay / LesYay: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=35:batmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 Oh]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=316:robin-dives-right-in&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 dear]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=364:kid-flash-and-superboy-get-it-on&catid=32:seduction-index&Itemid=36 God!]]
* [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned Batman Is Heterosexual Today]]

** For example, that panel showing Superman with Super-Weaving? [[spoiler:That's actually Van-Zee, a Krytonian from Kandor who happens to have an UncannyFamilyResemblance to Superman. The story deliberately plays with the reader's expectations by not having anything from characters to the narration refer to him or Silvia Dewitt -- an IdenticalStranger of Lois Lane -- by their actual names until TheReveal (even skipping over certain scenes that easily give away the surprise, then showing them once the twist is executed). So technically, Superman himself doesn't actually have Super-Weaving powers. That we know of]].

* TooDumbToLive: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=30%3Aframes-and-panels-index&id=793%3Asuperboy-is-a-colossal-dumbass&Itemid=34 Superboy is a colossal dumbass]].

* UrExample: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=85 Here]]

* [[http://www.superdickery.com/tag/stupor-powers/ Stupor Powers]]: ''Witness the demonstration of [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway superpowers you've never even dreamed of]], such as SUPER-WEAVING! [[http://superdickery.com/super-weaving/ Yes. Super-Weaving]]''.

* LetsYouAndHimFight: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=59 A rare example of heroes doing this to villains.]]

** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=167%3Asuperman-threatening-wonder-girl&Itemid=54 There was a similar case]] when Superboy threatened to ''rape'' Wonder Girl: [[spoiler: it was an ugly alien disguising itself as him. That's about it. Still a threat of rape.]]

* UrExample: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=85 Here]]

-->''"You nicknamed him [[UnfortunateName Speedy]]. [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedItX What did you expect]]?!"''

-->''"You nicknamed him [[UnfortunateName Speedy]]. What did you expect?!"''

These comics are mostly from UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks (although there are quite a few from more recent eras) and mainly from {{Creator/DC Comics}}, due to the many, ''many'' instances of Franchise/{{Superman}} acting [[{{Superdickery}} like a complete dick]].

** Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} is a really [[http://www.superdickery.com/apparently-supergirl-isnt-very-bright/ dim]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-and-batgirl-sabotage-batman-and-superman/ petty]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-mad-killer/ murderous]] [[http://www.superdickery.com/superbitchery/ bitch]] who competes with Superman for the "Biggest Dick" title. She also [[http://www.superdickery.com/all-men-are-but-slaves/ enslaves]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/supergirl-is-a-bitch/ tortures men]] even though [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-vs-supergirl-and-super-horse/ she is into horses]] and [[http://www.superdickery.com/superman-makes-out-with-his-cousin-from-the-future/ her cousin]].

** And Franchise/WonderWoman is a BDSM-obsessed sex freak who is way, way, ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture. Given [[AuthorAppeal the creator]], [[WordOfGod this is probably true]]. DC is lucky he didn't include polygamy as one of Wonder Woman's traits, though, given Paradise Island, you never know...

* AscendedMeme: The premiere of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'''s third season is a tribute to the website. It recreates some of the more famous Superman comic covers featured on the site, as well as referencing Lois and Jimmy's attempts to marry Superman or learn his secret identity, respectively. The site's name even gets a ShoutOut:

* BewareTheSuperman: Given the number of times he's accidentally or purposefully destroyed buildings/cities/nations/planets....

* CasualKink: [[ComicBook/{{Spiderman}} Peter Parker]] has some [[http://www.superdickery.com/how-does-one-classify-bondage-comics-without-wonder-woman/ interesting ideas for how to use his webbing]] with Mary-Jane.

* {{MST}}: The uploaders provide various witty comments and snarks on the pictures uploaded adding to the hilarity of it all. They're also the origin of the site's various running gags, in-jokes, and alternative interpretations.

* NonindicativeName: [[http://www.superdickery.com/jimmy-olsen-sucks-at-naming-gadgets/ For some reason Jimmy Olsen has a "fountain pen gun" that the narrator explicitly says is neither a fountain pen nor a gun]]. It shoots compressed air instead of a bullet (however that works) and merely looks like a pen.

* AndThatsTerrible

* CrossesTheLineTwice: [[http://www.superdickery.com/2014/12/page/14/ "You secretly think a crippled [man] being pushed down the stairs is hilarious. Go ahead and laugh at it, I won't tell..."]] [[invoked]]

* BoobsAndButtPose: [[http://www.superdickery.com/2014/12/page/12/ The impossible neck!]]

** Jimmy Olsen, given how many times he's tried to kill Superman, sell his secret or otherwise ruin his life, earns every bit of the torture Supes metes upon him.

* BoobsAndButtPose: [[http://www.superdickery.com/2014/12/page/12/ the impossible neck!]]

* PapaWolf: [[http://www.superdickery.com/45-pages-of-god-hitler-crucified-my-son/ God]], [[http://www.superdickery.com/jimmys-not-the-brightest-crayon-in-the-box/ Jor-El, and Krypto]]. Meta-Example, the creator himself if the caption on the last link is anything to go by.

*** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=101:superman-kills-batman&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] ''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=115:superman-kills-batman-again&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Batman]]''

*** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=68:no-witnesses-in-outer-space&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Killed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=69:superman-qi-killed-lois-lane&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lois]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=70:death-by-truck&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Lane]]
*** [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=62:superman-the-slumlord&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Destroyed]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=83:superman-vs-jimmys-money&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Jimmy]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=79:jimmy-in-a-straight-jacket&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 Olsen's]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=77:the-bride-of-jungle-jimmy&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54 life]]

* CriticalResearchFailure[=/=]WritersCannotDoMath: [[invoked]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=1 You're off by a factor of ten there, Supes...]]

* JapaneseRanguage: The trope naming image is [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=30&Itemid=48&limitstart=62 here]].

* NonindicativeName: [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=33&Itemid=52&limitstart=16 For some reason Jimmy Olsen has a "fountain pen gun" that the narrator explicitly says is neither a fountain pen nor a gun]]. It shoots compressed air instead of a bullet (however that works) and merely looks like a pen.

* NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat: Said word for word [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=32%3Aseduction-index&id=340%3Abatmans-doing-his-best-to-sound-gay&Itemid=36 here]].

* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: {{Invoked}} in [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=34%3Asuffering-sappho-index&id=1322%3Awhats-better-than-wonder-woman-in-chains-naked-wonder-woman-in-chains&Itemid=39 this commentary]].

** Also [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50&limitstart=57 when it involves "an 8-foot long prehensile penis"]].