History Webcomic / TwoGuysAndGuy

''[[http://www.twogag.com Two Guys and Guy]]'' is a {{status quo| is god}} [[GagPerDayWebcomics gag-per-day webcomic]]. It follows the day-to-day adventures of three {{Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist}}s: Wayne, an average slacker; Frank, who is intelligent but amoral; and [[TomboyishName Guy]], a shameless egotist who hangs around for her own amusement and profit. Their ComedicSociopathy drives the plot of each comic.

* AbusivePrecursors: Guy’s ancestor had no reason to settle in a cold environment, [[http://twogag.com/archives/3812 other than screwing with her descendants.]]
* TheAlcoholic: [[http://twogag.com/archives/3383 Wayne]].
* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: Wayne [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3041 says]] something stupid while drunk and then continues to make a [[SubvertedTrope surprisingly]] [[InvertedTrope good argument]] for it.
* AlienAbduction: Inverted. Frank abducts aliens and [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1266 subjects them to]] AnalProbing.
* AllJustADream: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/142 Or rather, a product of Frank's imagination.]]
* AmbiguousGender: A briefly RecurringExtra [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2947 named]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3102 Alex]], who both the straight Wayne and gay Lars find themselves attracted to.

* AndIMustScream: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3229 Frank accidentally doused himself in his "eternal fire" formula]], but had time to inject himself with a serum that heals him faster than he burns, leaving him in a state of eternal agony.

* AndThenWhat: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3050 Wayne's bad pickup line actually succeeds in getting a woman's attention]] and he has no idea what to do next.
* AntiClimax: "The public is asked to [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1269 keep an eye out]] for a [[FaceOfAThug burnt-faced man with a prosthetic hook for an arm]]."
* AntiHumor: In one comic Wayne gets one of his jokes shot down [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3483 in the very first panel]], resulting in this.
* AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering: "I don't know why I thought we had the same idea. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/134 Let's do your thing]]."

* ArtEvolution: For example Guy's eyes have been getting bigger. [[ACupAngst Other parts of her]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1919 haven't]].

* AxCrazy: Frank, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1374 undoubtedly.]]
* BackFromTheDead[=/=]ExpendableClone: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/47 Wayne, courtesy of Frank.]]
** And [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1636 another]].

* BeerGoggles: After a wild party, Wayne wakes up in bed with an inflatable sex doll. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3293 The sex doll is disgusted by Wayne]].
* BewareTheQuietOnes: Despite showing no outward anger, Frank's plan to get back at Guy and Wayne putting a 'kick me' sign on his back apparently involves a clown suit and a shotgun. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 Sleep with one eye open, you two.]]
* BaitTheDog[=/=]CuteAndPsycho[=/=]FauxAffablyEvil: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 It turns out Guy and the opposite possibility of her]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/28 aren't all that different after all.]]
* {{Blackmail}}: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1529 Guy, again]].
* BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3579 When Wayne finally puts Frank's morality and occupation into question.]]

* BodySushi: The trio complains about people with weird fetishes [[http://twogag.com/archives/10 while eating at such a restaurant]].

** And Lardo - I mean, Lars. Who [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2435 still fares better than Wayne]] by virtue of being a nice guy.
* CallBack: The [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1573 100th strip]] calls back to the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/4 very first]].
** The [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 346th strip]] calls back to the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/28 third]].
* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Can't Hold Her Liquor]]: Guy, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1728 evidently.]]

* CassandraTruth: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1692 "I don't understand why he left the Tesla Coil Safety Zone when I told him what would happen."]]
* CasualKink: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/134 Guy has an interesting idea of what cheers people up]].
* CelibateEccentricGenius: Frank. It's only mentioned in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/852 a couple]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3322 of]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3338 strips]] though. He seems to feel that romance gets the way of more important things, that being science, of course.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Frank's [[TheComicallySerious major]] [[NoSenseOfHumor personality]] [[DullSurprise traits]] are defined in the third strip. His sociopathy also isn't readily apparent until [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 this strip.]]

* CloudCuckooLander: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3304 This girl.]]
* ColdReading: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3343 Wayne's been taking psychic classes and they work... sort of.]]
* ComebackTomorrow: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3467 Wayne did this to something Guy said three years ago -- and since forgot about.]]

* ComicalOverreacting[=/=]DramaQueen: Subverted and Inverted in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3323 this strip]]:

** Perfect role correspondence [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1000 here]].
* TheComicallySerious: Frank, epitomized [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/997 here]].

* ContinuityNod: Yeah, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1397 totally]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/58 lame]]...
** Apparently, the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 reversecism]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 worked]].

* CuteIsEvil: Guy... though also Subverted in the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 strip where we meet]] Guy's BizarroUniverse counterpart. Apparently ''ours'' is the compassionate, reasonable one.

* DidntThinkThisThrough: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3295 Frank, surprisingly, in this strip]].
* DiscriminateAndSwitch: Guy refuses to shake hands with one-armed people, but for the same reason she won't do so with [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3318 those who don't own sinks]].

* EvilMeScaresMe: Well, Guy only keeps her LeakingCanOfEvil sealed up because she would be annoyed by [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3224 the reactions of the authorities]].

* ExactWords: It would appear “[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/63 group therapy]]” means something different when it comes to Guy.
** This also seems to be a habit with Frank, as evidenced [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/141 here]] and [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/854 here]].
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/860 Guy as a beach bully pulls this too.]]
** UFO means "unidentified flying object." [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1877 If Frank can identify it, then it's not a UFO.]]

* FailedASpotCheck: Evidently, Guy's default state of being due to being so self-centered. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1180 Observe.]]

* FormFittingWardrobe: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1694 Wayne's on Guy]], the second example [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2497 is stuff she bought herself]] and so doesn't count.
* ForScience: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3736 Frank's main motivation]], including [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2019 this.]]

* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Despite frequently eating at a sushi bar, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Wayne apparently still can’t hold chopsticks properly]].
** You’ll notice in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/141 this strip]] that Frank is setting a rat trap in the first two panels.

* GeniusDitz: Surprisingly, Wayne as of [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3398 this]] comic is a statistical analysis prodigy.
* GodwinsLaw: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3364 Apparently, that Hitler comparison wasn't as accurate as people thought.]]
* GoodAngelBadAngel: Guy has [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 more than two]] and none of them are good.

* GuestStrip: Plenty of examples. Some examples include [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3301 this]], [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3268 this]], and [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3260 this]].
* GypsyCurse: Subverted in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/139 this strip]] in that while she doesn’t appear to have any supernatural powers, she has [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim other ways of making Wayne suffer]].
* HartmanHips: While Guy's hips are slimmer than normal, the rest of her is so thin that these stand out. Though as of [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3284 August 2014]], her shoulders have become more broad and her hips slimmed down a little.

* HuntingTheMostDangerousGame: "[[http://twogag.com/archives/3619 I can't believe you'd just throw away years of friendship over this.]]"
* HypocriticalHumor: "[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Effin' perverts!]]"
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 "He's dangerous, ya should kill him!" "Maybe later."]]

* KillerRabbit: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3303 Frank's goldfish, apparently]].
* KillTheGod: [[http://twogag.com/archives/735-theological-technicality Good news, Frank didn't do it by accident.]]
* KissingCousins: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023 Wayne's 87.5% solution]]
* LackOfEmpathy: Wayne definitely has it, but [[http://twogag.com/archives/3383 Guy and Frank take the cake]].

* LimitedWardrobe: Lampshaded in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1867 #134, "Makeover"]].
* LiteralMetaphor: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/201 “Don’t go into my closet.”]]

** Conversed [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 here]].

* MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1552 Provides]] the page image.
* ManicPixieDreamGirl: In fall 2016, Wayne got into a relationship with [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3761 a pink-haired girl named "Death."]] It's [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3768 not a very defined relationship,]] though.
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Wayne and Guy, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/297 evidently]].
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 No kidding.]] She can even grow a beard when he can't.
* MindScrew : [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1549 Done]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1930 often]].

* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Frank has a diploma [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1505 in applied pseudoscience.]]

* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/138 No, that’s… uh, Wayne’s cousin!]]
* OlderThanTheyLook: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/189 Frank.]]
* OnOneCondition: When Wayne's uncle dies, Wayne [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1244 inherits his mansion]] if he can stay the night in it. [[SkewedPriorities Wayne turns out to be less distressed by the fact that its supposedly haunted than by the lack of wifi.]]
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3568 The gang's adventures in the Hell Dimension]].

* OnlySaneMan: Averted. Up until the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 5th strip]], you might have thought Frank was. You’d be [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/44 very]], [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/47 very]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/201 wrong]].

* PetTheDog: Guy in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3435 this comic]]. [[BlackComedy Well, kind of.]]
* PlayingCyrano: Unfortunately, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/852 Wayne chose Frank to be this.]]

* PokeThePoodle: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/198 “You’re surprisingly bad at this.’’]]

* [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Powered By A Dead Aunt]]: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1372 Apparently, Frank's car]].

* ProphecyTwist: What seems to be happening [[http://twogag.com/archives/3761 here.]]
* RecurringExtra: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2496 This]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2734 guy]] looks suspiciously familiar.

** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3304 This blond chick.]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3341 She later becomes Wayne's roommate.]]

* RedEyesTakeWarning: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2204 subverted]]

* RuleOfFunny: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3293 Looks like even blow up dolls don't wanna wake up next to Wayne.]]

* SapientPet: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1872 One shows up,]] courtesy of Frank. Who else?
* ShipSinking: Readers really like the idea of Wayne and Guy getting together. The creator shows up in the comic himself to [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3361 tell one such reader off]], while [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3617 another comic]] has this acknowledged in-universe.

* ShipTease: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] in the third panels of [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2960 these]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3189 two]] comics.

* ShowerOfAngst: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/58 Wayne didn’t really care about that children’s book, no sir!]]

* SkewedPriorities: [[http://twogag.com/archives/3051 Wayne doesn’t want Guy to date a guy who tried to murder him...]] because if he just ''tried'', he’s a quitter.
* TheSlacker: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/204 Wayne]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Guy. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1691 Exemplified here.]]
* SmokingIsCool: Inverted. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3575 Guy uses cigarettes as people repellent]].

* StatusQuoIsGod: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 Noted especially in this strip.]]
* TheStoic: Frank, along with StoicSpectacles. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/206 This strip suggests that it may not be natural]].

* StrongFamilyResemblance: Wayne, and his cousin Lars, though they are not ''[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/138 entirely]]'' identical.
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2742 They themselves don't see it]].

* TanLines: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/46 Guy has a farmer tan here]]. Which [[ContinuitySnarl strangely]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/860 switches to a full-body tan later]].

** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/125 Wayne needs this to counteract a very specific kind of medical exam.]]
** In a rare female example, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 Guy shows she can do some nearly impossible things (like growing a beard) just to spite Wayne.]]
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/121 Please call the police.]]
* ThrowTheDogABone: DoubleSubverted. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3349 Wayne seems pretty content, having nothing to do.]]

* TomatoInTheMirror: Parodied on multiple occasions, one memorable one [[http://twogag.com/archives/1872 is here.]]
* ToxicFriendInfluence: Guy [[http://twogag.com/archives/3140 tries to encourage Lars's less friendly side]], but doesn't seem to succeed.
* {{Tsundere}}: A platonic example. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3262 Guy]] acts this way to an adorable ferret. But this is still Guy, so the closest we see to "dere" (a sweet side) is her not slapping him off the table. It's later reveled that [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3314 Guy is like this with all adorable creatures]] because she hates the fact that [[CutenessProximity they have so much control over her]].

-->Jonasson: If I'm not being [[LampshadeHanging emotionally abused]], then how do I know it's [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1373 friendship]]?
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3333 This pretty much sums Wayne and Guy's relationship.]]

'''Frank:''' [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 Yep.]]
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Frank gives Wayne a superpower: ''[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3331 bioluminescence]].''

* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Actually [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2477 played straight.]]%%[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2019 played straight.]]

* AcceptableTargets: In-universe. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2912 Wayne tries to take advantage of this in an attempt to fit in.]] It doesn't work.

* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: Seems to be Frank's WeaponOfChoice.

* DarkSkinnedRedhead: Guy.

* FanServicePack: In the early days of the strip, [[ViewerGenderConfusion Guy looked very much like a man]]. As the strip continued, however, her hair went from [[BoyishShortHair boyishly short]] to womanly big, [[DarkSkinnedRedHead she got a nice tan]], and her [[HartmanHips form filled out quite nicely]] .

* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad:

** And [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1636 another,]] with a touch of AdultFear.

* GeniusDitz: Surprisingly, Wayne as of [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3398 this]] comic.

* UnfortunateNames: Wayne W. Wayne.

* VictimBlaming: [[http://twogag.com/comic/742-the-brotherhood Guy blames Wayne for being too meek to stand up for her]], which got her used to being able to do whatever she wanted without facing any consequences, making her unfit for social life.

* AlienAbduction: Inverted. Frank abducts aliens and[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1266 subjects them to]] AnalProbing.

* AlienAbduction: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1266 Complete with]] AnalProbing.

* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Guy is a nickname that everyone refers to her by; her real name is never stated.

* TheExtremeDoormat: Wayne can never stand up to [[TheSociopath Guy]]. We can't really blame him for that, given that any act of defiance will likely result in cathastrophic injuries.

* To be specific with Guy, even when she took pills to treat her anger issues, she decided to keep mistreating Wayne because it's more satisfying for her to be a {{Jerkass}} when it's based on free will and uncorrupted by anger.

* {{Jerkass}}es

* BodySushi: The trio complains about people with weird fetishes [[twogag.com/archives/10 while eating at such a restaurant]].