History Webcomic / SanThreeKingdomsComic

** Wait, [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160314083912/http://san.paulguo.com/?id=154 Kan]] [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160314083912/http://san.paulguo.com/?id=164 Ze]] is a [[{{Transformers}} Transformer]]!?

* LoveTriangle: [[TriangRelations Type 5]] between Zhou Yu, Guan Yu and Zhang Liao. Zhou Yu [[IfItsYouItsOkay is gay for Guan Yu]] despite him being completely oblivious about it. Guan Yu wants Zhang Liao who then would want to go so far as killing himself to get away from him.

* BalefulPolymorph: In a parody of "Literature/TheFrogPrince", Zhen Ji is introduced to Cao Pi after he has been turned into a frog. Apparently, [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160314083912/http://san.paulguo.com/?id=121 kissing him]] just isn't [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160314083912/http://san.paulguo.com/?id=122 enough...]]

** As of ep. 219, Wiki/ThatOtherWiki and... [[spoiler:TV Tropes?!]]

* NiceHat: Several, but Cao Cao's deserves special mention for having a '''duck'''.

* GroinAttack: Huang Zhong goes [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio]] on [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=188 Zhuge Liang's balls]].

** [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=189 Zhuge Qiao in the last frame]] looks [[VideoGame/RavingRabbids familiar...]]

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking (Dong Zhuo's list of atrocities [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=41 here]].)

* BalefulPolymorph: In a parody of "Literature/TheFrogPrince", Zhen Ji is introduced to Cao Pi after he has been turned into a frog. Apparently, [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=121 kissing him]] just isn't [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=122 enough...]]

** Don't [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=210 break out into a fight]] during Zhou Yu's funeral in front of Xiao Qiao, don't say to [[AlwaysCamp Zhang He]] that [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=119 he isn't beautiful]]...

* CallBack: Remember when Zhang Fei [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=71 crashed into Cinderella's carriage while drunk]]? Apparently, [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=223 her shoes fits him too]].
** Huang Zhong [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=188 remembers very well]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=150 Zhuge Liang's scam]].

*** Similarly, [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=84 Jang-Geum]] from the popular Korean period drama ''Jewel in the Palace''

** Cao Pi and Zhen Ji are first introduced in [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=39 this]] FourthWallMailSlot, Cao Pi as a younger clone of Cao Cao before he appeared in VideoGame/DynastyWarriors with an actual character design.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Red Hare is actually a giant red bunny, and some jokes involve very literal '[[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=201 interpretation]]'.
* {{Expy}}: Partially lampshaded by Zhuge Liang. Zhao Yun's ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 6'' is drawn to look like [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Sasuke Uchiha]], complete with Konoha crest and clouds. Later on, his proposed wife whom he refused is drawn EXACTLY like Sakura Haruno. [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=223 This went full force with #223]].

* FishEyes: [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=15 Dong Zhuo]] has these.

** And then there's [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=198 Sun]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=202 Shang Xiang]]...

* HeavySleeper: As it seems, [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=208 Lu]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=209 Meng]] has been sleeping during all of Zhou Yu's funeral... standing upright.

* IllBeInMyBunk: [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=149 As seen here.]]
* ImprobableWeaponUser: [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=53 Popsicles]] and... [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=54 shish kebabs]]?
** How about [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=69 rulers]]? [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=165 A lamp]]? [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=169 A flyswatter]]? [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=190 A giant fork with a dumpling on the tip]]? [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=191 One with a roasted duck instead]]? [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=222 A TV Remote]]? While he's not in all of the examples here, all of Taishi Ci's appearences involves oddball weaponry.

* InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals: Liu Bei mistakes [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=194 Lu]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=195 Fan]], a Wu strategist, for [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=18 Lu]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=88 Bu]], despite that the latter is dead since a few years and that the two of them are not being related outside of their identical family names.

* NakedPeopleAreFunny: [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=219 "He may kick me out but is stripping me really necessary?"]]

* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: Not surprisingly, these become necessary after a while, as seen [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=82 here]].
** A different font is used to indicate direct quotes from the source material, as seen [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=209 here.]]
* PaletteSwap: Zhuge Jin, Zhuge Liang's Wu-aligned elder brother, looks exactly like his younger brother except that he wears red instead of green. As always, Zhuge Liang [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=168 weaponized this to his favor]].
* PornStash: As seen [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=88 here]].
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=148 This is DONGWU!]]
* PunnyName: Guan Yu(Feather) and [[MemeticMutation Guan Yu(Fish)]] are pronounced almost exactly the same. This has been weaponized at least [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=202 twice]] although one of them had an interesting [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=171 response]].

** And many characters ends up going to [=McDonald's=] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=11 for]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=135 some]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=169 reason]] (And Guan Yu ends up [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=111 burning the place]]).

** Wait, [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=154 Kan]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=164 Ze]] is a [[{{Transformers}} Transformer]]!?

* ATasteOfTheLash: Zhou Yu's method of punishing Huang Gai for his insolence is to strip him and give him 100 lashes. [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=153 There's just one problem about that]]: Huang Gai is ''way'' TooKinkyToTorture.

* VisualPun: when [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=214 Ma Chao debuts]] and the much-loved Five Tiger Generals[[note]]Ma joins Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu as Shu's legendary generals[[/note]] are unofficially complete. For context, the first frames are intended as {{Foreshadowing}}, but rather than the Five Tiger Generals thing it's about five actual tigers escaping from the zoo ie. the Five Tigers have been unleashed.

* YourMom: Subverted, Xu Shu wanted a way out of the fire attack at Chibi. Pang Tong suggests his presumed dead mother. Understandably, Xu Shu is angry until [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=158 his mother calls him...]]

* AnachronismStew: [=McDonald's=] in Ancient China. Not to mention Cao Cao and his sniper rifle, Cao Cao's men with a machine gun, Cao Cao's credit card, Zhang Liao's Bazooka, and French fries- which usually has something to do with Mother Dong and Lu Bu.
** Or recently, [[Manga/{{Ikkitousen}} Kaku Bunwa]], and Facebook...
*** As of ep. 219, Wiki/ThatOtherWiki and... [[spoiler:[[WhatTheHellHero TV Tropes]]?!]]

** Then there's [[StarWars 'Darth Chao' vs 'Han Skywalker'...]]

* TooKinkyToTorture: See ATasteOfTheLash.

* {{Yandere}}: Lady Lu.

''San: Three Kingdoms Comic'' was a Webcomic run by Peng Guo, using basic arts, but mostly focusing on irony and humor. Basically, take the epic ''Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms'' novel (and inspiration from the ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors'' series), then retell it, with the hilarity dialled up to [[PowerLevel OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!]]. Includes lots of {{Flanderization}}s, {{Double Entendre}}s as well as lots and lots of cameos and {{Shout Out}}s.

* AbridgedSeries: Of ''Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms''

* AbridgedVersion: Of ''Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms''

%%After an Hiatus of over 5 years, San: Three Kingdoms Comic continues on as [[http://www.baozicomics.com/ Baozi Comics]].

* [[BadassGrandpa Badass Grandma]]: Mother Dong.

''[[http://san.paulguo.com/ San: Three Kingdoms Comic]]'' is a Webcomic run by Peng Guo, using basic arts, but mostly focusing on irony and humor. Basically, take the epic ''Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms'' novel (and inspiration from the ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors'' series), then retell it, with the hilarity dialled up to [[PowerLevel OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!]]. Includes lots of {{Flanderization}}s, {{Double Entendre}}s as well as lots and lots of cameos and {{Shout Out}}s.

After an Hiatus of over 5 years, San: Three Kingdoms Comic continues on as [[http://www.baozicomics.com/ Baozi Comics]].

** [[LordOfTheRings Legolas]] appeared twice, and he's the guy who shot off Xiahou Dun's eye.

* BalefulPolymorph: In a parody of "Literature/TheFrogPrince", Zhen Ji is introduced to Cao Pi after he has been turned into a frog. Apparently, [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=121 kissing him]] [[PettingZooPeople just isn't]] [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=122 enough...]]

** We expected Sun Shang Xiang to be tough, we did not expect her to be a sadistic pervert who likes to abduct her ex-boyfriends and keep them in her sex dungeon.

* {{Expy}}: Partially lampshaded by Zhuge Liang. Zhao Yun's ''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 6'' is drawn to look like [[{{Naruto}} Sasuke Uchiha]], complete with Konoha crest and clouds. Later on, his proposed wife whom he refused is drawn EXACTLY like Sakura Haruno. [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=223 This went full force with #223]].

* ShoutOut: Zhuge Liang can turn into [[FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]] at whim, though most of the time it's not doing any good. Also, Huang Zhong recently uses [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio's]] signature "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!" and [[{{Kiai}} WRRRYYYYYY!!!!]]

** Again with Gan Ning, which involves breaking his back for selling bootlegged copies of ''BrokebackMountain''.

*** As of ep. 219, ThatOtherWiki and... [[spoiler:[[WhatTheHellHero TV Tropes]]?!]]

** OdaNobunaga from ''VideoGame/SamuraiWarriors'' (also Sanada Yukimura) is slowly turning into one. Justified that Peng himself doesn't know Sengoku Era enough to convert it into a funny comic, so this is all he can do for the franchise.

Seems to be on a very long hiatus.