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* OhCrap: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00090.html ...The template is still active!]]
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* NoWaterProofingInTheFuture: Only in the Star Trek parody; he exploits that.
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* FlawExploitation: How he defeats the Star Trek parody.
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* YearOutsideHourInside: The effect of timeslips on the traveler.
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* TheOathBreaker: A confidantine ''skirts the edge'' of her vow, which is an important clue about the severity of the crime she witnessed.
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*** May be nothing more than if all the other characters are cranked up to eleven to show their silliness, one gets cranked down from eleven to act as a {{Foil}}

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*** May be nothing more than if all the other characters are cranked up to eleven to show their silliness, one gets cranked down from cranking "[[FailOSuckyname Dweebley]]" up to eleven to act as turns him into a {{Foil}}{{Foil}}.
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** The Confidantines enact very severe penalties for anyone who abducts and/or interrogates one of their own. The reason for these penalties is rather simple: The Confidantines were the first species to perfect FTL communication, and share a collective memory that allows them access to a huge amount of information, a great deal of it classified or personal. They also hold a great deal of control over all hypernet access in the universe. To prevent that information from being used by unscrupulous sources, if one of their own is captured or interrogated, then either they are forcibly disconnected from the collective, or disconnect themselves. They consider this a fate worse than death (since their mind exists outside of their own head, this basically reduces the person in question to a drooling infant, and while it may be possible to partially restore their faculties, they are never the same afterwards). For this reason, in order to ensure that no one tries, they will penalize not just the individuals responsible, but also their homeworld, any organization they work for, and potentially their entire species by cutting off their hypernet access for a century, if not longer.

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** The Confidantines enact very severe penalties for anyone who abducts and/or interrogates one of their own. The reason for these penalties is rather simple: The Confidantines were the first species to perfect FTL communication, and share a collective memory that allows them access to a huge amount of information, a great deal of it classified or personal. They also hold a great deal of control over all hypernet access in the universe. To prevent that information from being used by unscrupulous sources, if one of their own is captured or interrogated, then either they are forcibly disconnected from the collective, or disconnect themselves. They consider this a fate worse than death FateWorseThanDeath (since their mind exists outside of their own head, this basically reduces the person in question to a drooling infant, and while it may be possible to partially restore their faculties, they are never the same afterwards). For this reason, in order to ensure that no one tries, they will penalize not just the individuals responsible, but also their homeworld, any organization they work for, and potentially their entire species by cutting off their hypernet access for a century, if not longer.
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* ThereAreNoCoincidences: All the systems went off-line at once.
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*** May be nothing more than if all the other characters are cranked up to eleven to show their silliness, one gets cranked down from eleven to act as a {{Foil}}
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* GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe: On the cover.
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* CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority: Deconstructed. Quinn has to rescue wannabe {{Pirate}}s and [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00013.html expects no trouble from them.]]

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* [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil Digital ''Regulation'' Is Evil]]: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00054.html The RIAA Wars]]. [=RH=] throws an [[{{Anvilicious}} anvil]] here - his opinion is that we either chill out about it or let the regulators eat our brains - ''literally''. [[FlameBait It Makes Perfect Sense]] - [[ItMakesSenseInContext In Context]]. I invoke WikiMagic. Read and contribute!

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* [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil Digital ''Regulation'' Is Evil]]: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00054.html The RIAA Wars]]. [=RH=] throws an [[{{Anvilicious}} anvil]] here - his opinion is that we either chill out about it or let the regulators eat our brains - ''literally''. [[FlameBait It Makes Perfect Sense]] - [[ItMakesSenseInContext In Context]]. I invoke WikiMagic. Read and contribute!



* GoodRepublicEvilEmpire: Seemingly subverted, the hero works for the "Empire of the Seven Systems" while the Franchise/StarTrek Parody Federation is highly incompetent (and [[StrawmanPolitical socialist]]). But according to WordOfGod the Empire is a parliamentary republic and the emperor is mostly there to look good on TV.

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* GoodRepublicEvilEmpire: Seemingly subverted, inverted, the hero works for the "Empire of the Seven Systems" while the Franchise/StarTrek Parody Federation is highly incompetent (and [[StrawmanPolitical socialist]]). But according to WordOfGod the Empire is a parliamentary republic and the emperor is mostly there to look good on TV.



* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''Franchise/StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44. The author's politics are on full display.

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* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''Franchise/StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44. The author's politics are on full display. Most of the subjects he brings up were addressed by either ''Deep Space Nine'' or the TNG movies.



** A rather gratuitous one at that, given that most of the subjects he brings up were addressed by either ''Deep Space Nine'' or the TNG movies.
*** Also seems to have elements of AffectionateParody, considering the ''obscurity'' of some of the Trek references (e.g.: rice-harvester accident, "make things go", etc.).
**** Only demonstrates that the author has done his research and [[ShownTheirWork shown his work]]; the tone is anything but affectionate.

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** A rather gratuitous one at that, given that most of the subjects he brings up were addressed by either ''Deep Space Nine'' or the TNG movies.
*** Also seems to have elements of AffectionateParody,
Looks like AffectionateParody considering the ''obscurity'' of some of the Trek references (e.g.: rice-harvester accident, "make things go", etc.).
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) but demonstrates that the author has done his research and [[ShownTheirWork shown his work]]; the tone is anything but affectionate.



* TooDumbToLive: Somehow a large portion of the universe's population seems to fit into this category.
** Thankfully, [[spoiler: there appears to be a large number of unimaginably powerful beings that roam the stars, taking care of species like this.]]

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* TooDumbToLive: Somehow a large portion of the universe's population seems to fit into this category.
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category. Thankfully, [[spoiler: there appears to be a large number of unimaginably powerful beings that roam the stars, taking care of species like this.]]
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* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''Franchise/StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44.

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* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''Franchise/StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44. The author's politics are on full display.
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**** Only demonstrates that the author has done his research and [[ShownTheirWork shown his work]]; the tone is anything but affectionate.
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** Not to mention religious and political figures, like the Patoodines Pilgrim King.

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** Not to mention religious and political figures, like the Patoodines Pilgrim King. That last one got the CEO fired. Out of a railgun.
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* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: The Cosmic Being gives a rather severe one to the captain of the Glorious Undertaking, in front of his own crew, outlining every flaw and shortcoming of their civilization, and everything that he has to do to keep their entire civilization from collapsing upon itself. Again.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: The Cosmic Being in the Glorious Undertaking arc, who, out of pity more than anything, basically took an entire civilization under it's wing and gave it interstellar travel in the hopes that space travel would broaden said species horizons and help them to correct the shortcomings of their society.
**[[GoneHorriblyWrong 400 years later, they still haven't improved any.]]
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*** This penalty can easily cause the bankruptcy of the company in question, cause the homeworld in question to fall into economic ruin, and change a species from a major intergalactic superpower to a third world country. This would be the modern day equivalent of the USA suddenly being banned from all internet, telegraph, telephone, and radio access, and having to rely on postal communication for a century.

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*** This penalty can easily cause the bankruptcy of the company in question, cause the homeworld in question to fall into economic ruin, and change a species from a major intergalactic superpower to the equivalent of a third world country. country practically overnight. This would be the modern day equivalent of the USA suddenly being banned from all internet, telegraph, telephone, television, and radio access, and having to rely on only postal communication for a century. century. This would be painfully slow, inefficient, and expensive, and in a competitive economy, the equivalent of a GameBreakingInjury for a person, company, planet, and/or ENTIRE FREAKING INTERGALACTIC CIVILIZATION! Even after the ban is over, it would be centuries before the economies affected would be able to catch up with the competition, and even then, odds are that they'll never reach anything approaching their previous ability in comparison to what was lost.
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** The Confidantines enact very severe penalties for anyone who abducts and/or interrogates one of their own. The reason for these penalties is rather simple: The Confidantines were the first species to perfect FTL communication, and share a collective memory that allows them access to a huge amount of information, a great deal of it classified or personal. They also hold a great deal of control over all hypernet access in the universe. To prevent that information from being used by unscrupulous sources, if one of their own is captured or interrogated, then either they are forcibly disconnected from the collective, or disconnect themselves. They consider this a fate worse than death (since their mind exists outside of their own head, this basically reduces the person in question to a drooling infant, and while it may be possible to partially restore their faculties, they are never the same afterwards). For this reason, in order to ensure that no one tries, they will penalize not just the individuals responsible, but also their homeworld, any organization they work for, and potentially their entire species by cutting off their hypernet access for a century, if not longer.
*** This penalty can easily cause the bankruptcy of the company in question, cause the homeworld in question to fall into economic ruin, and change a species from a major intergalactic superpower to a third world country. This would be the modern day equivalent of the USA suddenly being banned from all internet, telegraph, telephone, and radio access, and having to rely on postal communication for a century.
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* {{Chiaroscuro}}: When ejected into space.

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[[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/ Quentyn Quinn Space Ranger]], a webcomic by RalphHayesJr and a SpinOff of TalesOfTheQuestor, deals with one of Quentyn's descendants centuries down the track, InSpace! Unfortunately updates can be thin on the ground, since Hayes only updates once the donation meter reaches a certain amount - and the meter ''resets every month''.

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[[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/ Quentyn Quinn Space Ranger]], a webcomic by RalphHayesJr and a SpinOff of TalesOfTheQuestor, deals with one of Quentyn's descendants centuries down the track, InSpace! Unfortunately updates can be thin on the ground, since Hayes only updates once the donation meter reaches a certain amount - and the amount. (The meter ''resets resets every month''.
month, but to a lower level according to the last month's donations.)



* CoolStarship: Both Quentyn's own ship, the Thunderbird, and the Sapphire Star -- a luxury cruise ship with a diameter measured in kilometers.


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* CoolStarship: Both Quentyn's own ship, the Thunderbird, and the Sapphire Star -- a luxury cruise ship with a diameter measured in kilometers.
* DistressedDude: Like in an emergency evac suit in outer space with only a short range communicator and the ship swanning off without you.
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--> '''Quentyn:''' Two words: ''Lunar. Impact.''
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* [[{{ApocalypseHow/ClassX-2}} Apocalypse How: Class X-2]]: Stellar annihilation

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* HaveIMentionedIAmADwarfToday: In the "Federation" arc, Groonch the G'norch makes a point of emphasizing his warrior-race pride (his hat, given by Captain Pidorq, is "token noble savage")—- only to have it brutally subverted when it's pointed out that his "race" has dozens of languages and hundreds of cultures, and "noble warrior" isn't even in the top ten....

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* HaveIMentionedIAmADwarfToday: In the "Federation" arc, Groonch the G'norch makes a point of emphasizing his warrior-race pride (his hat, given by Captain Pidorq, is "token noble savage")—- only to have it brutally subverted when it's pointed out that his "race" has dozens of languages and hundreds of cultures, and "noble warrior" isn't even in the top ten....
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** YMMV - the Kvrk-chk are a species that regards every other carbon-based lifeform as food...and sapient lifeforms are just ''extra-talkative'' food. This also came after they had broadcast the consumption of the passengers ''and'' crew of that colony ship, as a "you are next" kind of message. In short, they'd made it very clear that nothing ''other'' than a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown would make them back off and leave the Racconans alone.
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* TheNoseKnows: the snorf


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* ScarilyCompetentTracker: The snorf can pick up a scent from a description of whom they are looking for.


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* TheyHaveTheScent: The snorf announces it.
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* GoodRepublicEvilEmpire: Seemingly subverted, the hero works for the "Empire of the Seven Systems" while the StarTrek Parody Federation is highly incompetent (and [[StrawmanPolitical socialist]]). But according to WordOfGod the Empire is a parliamentary republic and the emperor is mostly there to look good on TV.

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* GoodRepublicEvilEmpire: Seemingly subverted, the hero works for the "Empire of the Seven Systems" while the StarTrek Franchise/StarTrek Parody Federation is highly incompetent (and [[StrawmanPolitical socialist]]). But according to WordOfGod the Empire is a parliamentary republic and the emperor is mostly there to look good on TV.



* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44.

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* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''StarTrek'' ''Franchise/StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44.
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* DrivesLikeCrazy: Rasheed, the taxi driver, of course. This is incidental to the fact that he's almost blind, considering his [[BizarreAlienSenses electromagnetic proprioception.]]

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* DrivesLikeCrazy: Rasheed, the taxi driver, of course. This is incidental to the fact that he's almost blind, considering his [[BizarreAlienSenses electromagnetic proprioception.proprioreception.]]
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* DrivesLikeCrazy: Rasheed, the taxi driver, of course. This is incidental to the fact that he's almost blind, considering his [[BizarreAlienSenses electromagnetic proprioception.]]
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[[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/ Quentyn Quinn Space Ranger]], a webcomic by RalphHayesJr and a SpinOff of TalesOfTheQuestor, deals with one of Quentyn's descendants centuries down the track, InSpace! Unfortunately updates can be thin on the ground, since Hayes only updates once the donation meter reaches a certain amount - and the meter ''resets every month''.

!!'''This webcomic includes examples of:'''
* AlienArtsAreAppreciated: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00053.html Robots and food]]
* AnxietyDreams
* BodyHorror: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00077.html One reason]] why OrganicTechnology is not more popular.
* CoolStarship: Both Quentyn's own ship, the Thunderbird, and the Sapphire Star -- a luxury cruise ship with a diameter measured in kilometers.
* BadassBoast: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00012.html Page 12]]
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Two Words: [[WaveMotionGun Stellar Lance.]]
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: The Patoodines have a rather unique legal system: they launch criminals from a catapult a distance calculated by adding up the total and severity of your crimes. If you live, you're free to go. But if your crimes are severe enough, they'll launch you at the moon with a [[MagneticWeapons rail gun]] instead.
* {{Expy}}
** IdenticalGrandson
* DeathWorld
* [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil Digital ''Regulation'' Is Evil]]: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00054.html The RIAA Wars]]. [=RH=] throws an [[{{Anvilicious}} anvil]] here - his opinion is that we either chill out about it or let the regulators eat our brains - ''literally''. [[FlameBait It Makes Perfect Sense]] - [[ItMakesSenseInContext In Context]]. I invoke WikiMagic. Read and contribute!
* DisproportionateRetribution: When the Kvrk-chk ate a Racconan colony ship's passengers, the Empire retaliated by roasting one of the more populated Kvrk-chk star systems with a [[StarKilling stellar lance]].
* FantasticRacism: not so much subverted or inverted as turned completely inside out with the W'naybeans, a race of behavioral and cultural mimics (modeled on the real life [[http://youtu.be/t-LTWFnGmeg Mimic Octopus.]]) Their habit of imitating not just other races and ethnicities but other race and ethnic STEREOTYPES caused them a great deal of trouble with various easily offended PC types, but eventually they became so ubiquitous that they are routinely employed in various tourist traps preferentially over the very natives they imitate as being "more authentic." The author's point is that "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00071.html nobody seemed to be too upset as long as it was SOMEBODY ELSE being mimicked...]]" Ergo, if seen humorously, both racism AND ethnic hypersensitivity are easy to recognize as ridiculous.
* FamousLastWords: Oops.
* ForceFieldDoor: Unlike in most common fiction, the Space Rangers have a strict policy concerning Force Field Doors.
-->'''Quentyn Quinn''': ''"Ranger Cadet RuleNumberOne: No matter how shiny the force field is, keep your helmet on 'till the airlock is '''closed'''."''
** NoWaterProofingInTheFuture: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Easiest. Jailbreak. Ever.]]
* GoodRepublicEvilEmpire: Seemingly subverted, the hero works for the "Empire of the Seven Systems" while the StarTrek Parody Federation is highly incompetent (and [[StrawmanPolitical socialist]]). But according to WordOfGod the Empire is a parliamentary republic and the emperor is mostly there to look good on TV.
* GreatEscape
** MacGyvering
* GunboatDiplomacy: Part of standard Imperial FirstContact [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00046.html procedure]]
* HaveIMentionedIAmADwarfToday: In the "Federation" arc, Groonch the G'norch makes a point of emphasizing his warrior-race pride (his hat, given by Captain Pidorq, is "token noble savage")—- only to have it brutally subverted when it's pointed out that his "race" has dozens of languages and hundreds of cultures, and "noble warrior" isn't even in the top ten....
* HomeSweetHome
* HordeOfAlienLocusts: That have shells worthy of being used for the hull of a spaceship.
* InHarmsWay: A space ranger has got to love it. In main character's own words, they're [[OhCrap Oops Boys]], as [[ApocalypticLog the most common last words on their black boxes tend to be "Oops"]].
* LostInTransmission: ''why'' he should keep an assassin alive.
* MegaCorp: The RIAA, eventually they started destructively uploading elderly scientists and artists and the Empire declared war.
** Not to mention religious and political figures, like the Patoodines Pilgrim King.
* MulticulturalAlienPlanet: Ralph is on record as stating that monocultures can only exist under fascism.
* OddShapedPanel
* OneWayVisor: The cabbie mimmic, despite his eyes being on the ends of his "Rasta dreads".
* OnlySaneMan: The titular character and his AI companion seem to be this most of the time.
* OrganicTechnology: Deconstructed with the usual thoroughness [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00076.html here]]
* PlausibleDeniability
* PlanetEater: That chants [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"]] while it's eating.
* PlanetOfHats: [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00017.html Subverted]].
* PleasurePlanet: The Sapphire Star, though actually a massive starship.
** Also (mentioned in passing) "Queela Quoola," which translates roughly as "Planet of casual sex and cheap beer..."
* ScaryDogmaticAliens: The Kvrk-Chk are explicitly stated to be under the Nazi category, with their entire civilization being under an absolute dictatorship that allows no variation in culture, law, beliefs, anything in their society. This is a society where the nail that sticks up isn't just hammered down, it's violently ripped out and eaten on sight. And this is a civilization that occupies multiple star systems.
* SecretArt: Lux spells. When the Racconans SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic to the point that {{Magitek}} became commonplace, the development of natural lux talents fell out of use - why spend decades learning how to throw steel-smashing lightning from your fingers when ''[[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00059.html handguns]]'' exist that permit '''anyone''' to do it after a week of training? Military forces train lux users in down-and-dirty techniques that prove why [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00031.html it's a stupid idea to attack an "unarmed" Racconan]], but the dazzling displays of power exercised by Quinn's ancestors are all but unknown. This just makes the few who still practice the arts among [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00074.html the most lethal beings in existence]]: one adept demonstrates this by [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00064.html walking around invisibly without fifty kilos of atomic crystal arrays]], then [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00066.html catching a sizzling stun-bolt in her hand, reshaping it, and tossing it aside in a single motion.]]
* SpacePirates: The first arc deals with them.
** Along with an object lesson in why it would be a seriously bad idea to take it up as an occupation.
* StarshipLuxurious: The [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00045.html Sapphire Star]]. Those sapphire skylights that make up most of the outer hull, actual sapphires.
** Or, in other words, ''Transparent aluminum.'' Yes, that's what sapphires ARE.
*** It'd be more surprising if they ''didn't'' have industrial sapphire production considering they grew ''[[GrowsOnTrees plants]]'' that [[http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00586.html refined bauxite]] into [[http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00587.html sapphire]] centuries before.
* TakeThat: A ''big'' one directed at ''StarTrek'' runs from [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00014.html Page 14]] to Page 44.
** Along with a generous helping of AuthorAppeal: [=RH=] obviously feels that [[CreatorsPet Wesley Crusher]] NeedsMoreLove.
** A rather gratuitous one at that, given that most of the subjects he brings up were addressed by either ''Deep Space Nine'' or the TNG movies.
*** Also seems to have elements of AffectionateParody, considering the ''obscurity'' of some of the Trek references (e.g.: rice-harvester accident, "make things go", etc.).
** A later storyline includes [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00053.html a shot at the RIAA.]]
* TimeDilation: A [[http://www.rhjunior.com/QQSR/00051.html narratively brilliant example]], which should be used more often - though FasterThanLightTravel is fairly [[CasualInterstellarTravel Casual]], the amount of time trips take is randomly inconsistent, since time doesn't "flow" homogeneously through the galaxy, due to gravitational anomalies, the rotation of the galaxy, and distance from the galactic core. This means that years can pass while a traveler is gone for a few months. It forces more independence on the setting, and hardcore spacers [[YouCantGoHomeAgain Can't Go Home Again]].
** to give the reader some perspective: the mere gravitational difference between the Earth's surface and orbit is high enough that the atomic clocks on GPS satellites have to be readjusted by software on a continual basis, otherwise the satellites would be off by 38 microseconds--- and their coordinate readings by TEN KILOMETERS--- in a single day.
* TooDumbToLive: Somehow a large portion of the universe's population seems to fit into this category.
** Thankfully, [[spoiler: there appears to be a large number of unimaginably powerful beings that roam the stars, taking care of species like this.]]
* WalkingTheEarth
* WhatMeasureIsANonHuman: The source of much debate on the Cartoonist's own forum. The Kvrk-Chk are made of pure ObviouslyEvil, and they commit a truly [[MoralEventHorizon grotesque]] act of aggression. Even so, it's disconcerting to see the heroic Empire of the Seven Systems unleash a [[ApocalypseHow Class X-2 Apocalypse]] on "one of (the Kvrk-chk's) most heavily populated solar systems".
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