History Webcomic / Oglaf

* ExtremeOmnisexual: The Xoan ambassador has a fling with a tray of... well, not dessert any more, as nobody will want to eat it after that.

* BunnyEarsLawyer or CrazyAwesome: The dwarves are definitely ''one''.

* BiTheWay: Mistress, possibly the Ambassador, and probably a whole lot of other people.

* SwordInTheStone: Parodied in [[http://www.oglaf.com/noblesse/ Noblesse Oblige]].

* '''Ivan''': Mistress' sorcery apprentice and the ostensible protagonist. Not allowed to have sex (or even wank) under castle regulations. To make sure he doesn't get distracted from that rule, Mistress cursed him with walking, talking sperm. [[spoiler:As of 5/22, [[PutOnABus in a magical]] [[ConvenientComa sleep]].]]
* '''Cumsprite''': The walking, talking sperm. Its job is to run to Mistress and tattle whenever released.

* '''Mistress''': A dictator, usually busy either ruling her nation or finding new ways to torture her slaves. When she's not doing either, she torments Ivan for giggles.

* '''Navaan''': Female vampire. Captures Ivan in Vanorva with the intent to kill him, but soon finds him... useful.

* '''The Snow Queen''': The personification of Winter. [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Satisfying her]] is necessary for Winter to end and for Spring to start. Greir [[LesYay gladly takes up the challenge]].

* '''Navaan''': Female vampire. Captures Ivan in Vanorva with the intent to kill him, but soon finds him... [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean useful]].

* BooksThatBite: The Book of Love. At least, it tries to [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean eat parts of Ivan]]...

* FisherKing: The Snow Queen, as [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean satisfying her]] seems to bring about the start of spring.

* JustLikeRobinHood: Parodied [[http://www.oglaf.com/relief/ here]]. He steals from the rich, all right, and he kinda gives it to the poor, but his methods of distribution are [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean a bit unorthodox]].

* IdiotBall: Greir has demonstrated great competence in the past, and has shown that she does not take kindly to [[http://www.oglaf.com/reward/ those who get between her and her reward money]]. She is not moved by Vaanka's suggestion of a "[[http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/ trial by fuck]]" especially as she had little to gain from the endeavor and a lot of potential bounty money to lose. Nevertheless, [[http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/2/ she goes along with it]]...

* AllThatGlitters: [[http://www.oglaf.com/delivery/1/ "Don't you see? The princess was you all along!"]] He doesn't seem to mind.

** There might also be a [[http://www.oglaf.com/fountain-of-doubt/ Fountain of Doubt]], though they're not sure.
** Then there's the [[http://www.oglaf.com/fountain-of-death/ Fountain Of Death]]... er, I mean, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Fountain Of Water So Delicious, Even Dead People Want It]].

* '''Sandoval''': The Ambassador of [[strike:Cloudcuckooland]] Xoan. Staying with Mistress as a political guest, he sexually harasses Ivan whenever he's bored. He's also seems to be sexually attracted to food, especially desserts.

* AbsoluteCleavage: [[http://www.oglaf.com/night-shame/1/ Mistress' robes]].

* ActionGirl: The adventurer Greir of [[http://www.oglaf.com/meltwater/ Meltwater]], [[http://www.oglaf.com/reward/ Reward]], [[http://www.oglaf.com/solstice/ Solstice]] and [[http://www.oglaf.com/ravine/ Ravine]]. '''Warning''': that last one is almost safe for work.

* ActionSurvivor: Ivan is becoming one, out of necessity.
** [[spoiler:Well, up until recently anyway. We've yet to see where he falls on the SortingAlgorithmOfDeadness though]]
*** [[spoiler: [[FauxDeath He's just sleeping...]]]]

* BlindingBangs: The goat-herder girl and Ivan's [[spoiler: temporary replacement]].

** Many characters in the comic suffer from minor cases of crazy (with the poor Ivan as the OnlySaneMan).

* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Inflicted by Mistress on her underlings for various infractions.
-->''Punitive pearl necklace. Tits out, Captain."

* CrazyPrepared: [[http://www.oglaf.com/chasm/ This guy]] (not porn).

* DeconstructiveParody of CryingWolf, [[http://oglaf.com/wolf/1/ as seen]] on the trope page. (Warning: Not porn)

** [[http://oglaf.com/pea/1/ being an actual princess]] is bullshit...

* GagPenis: [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Most men are well-endowed.]] One of the titles even describes the comic as "lovingly rendered pictures of cocks".

* HeManWomanHater: He makes [[http://www.oglaf.com/breastplate/ really good armor]], though. Also Kronar and all of his fellows.

** There is also the "[[http://www.oglaf.com/potion-girlfriend/3/ Potion of Girlfriend]]" which combines this with a [[LotusEaterMachine Lotus Eater Effect]].
* LoveTriangle: The [[http://oglaf.com/balcony/ balcony scene]] starts as [[TriangRelations type 5, but this being Oglaf, if turns into 10 and then 7]] in the epilogue.

* PutOnABus: Ivan. He's in a magical sleep.

** Kronar and his mate
** the [[http://oglaf.com/balcony/ two]] [[http://oglaf.com/balcony/epilogue guys]] from balcony (who might bear some resemblance to [[TheRoadToElDorado Miguel and Tulio]] if you squint a bit)/

** The guys from ''[[http://www.oglaf.com/2arabian/1/ 2 Arabian Nights]]''.

* '''Sandoval''': The Ambassador of [[strike:Cloudcuckooland]] Xoan. Staying with Mistress as a political guest, he helps her in bullying Ivan whenever he's bored. He's also extremely [[HoYay gay]] for Ivan.

* BaldWomen: The succubi. Also HornyDevils.

* '''Ivan''': Mistress' sorcery apprentice. Not allowed to have sex (or even wank) under castle regulations. To make sure he doesn't get distracted from that rule, Mistress cursed him with walking, talking sperm. [[spoiler:As of the most recent story (5/22), in a magical sleep.]]

* AManIsNotAVirgin: Virginal Ivan, if only because the in-universe definition of 'virgin' is fairly strict.
** He has, however, recently been mistaken for a 'slut'. Perhaps, given what occurs in the story arc it may be somewhat justified.

* BaldWomen: The succubi.

** Kronar's son is able to tear apart wolves with her bare hands. A few minutes after being born.

* IWasQuiteALooker: Subverted in [[http://www.oglaf.com/fountain-of-girl/1/ this strip]] (mild nudity).
* IdiotBall: Greir has demonstrated great competence in the past, and has show that does not take kindly to [[http://www.oglaf.com/reward/ those who get between her and her reward money]]. She is not moved by Vaanka's suggestion of a "[[http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/ trial by fuck]]" especially as she had little to gain from the endeavor and a lot of potential bounty money to lose. Nevertheless, [[http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/2/ she goes along with it]]...

* TertiarySexualCharacteristics: If a man in Kronar's tribe [[MisterSeahrose gives birth to]] a daughter, they affix the "bow of shame" to its head and leave it to the wolves.

''[[http://www.oglaf.com/ Oglaf]]'' is a very well-drawn and often seriously NSFW webcomic by Trudy Cooper. Most of the episodes (called "stories") are single non-sequential pages, though some stretch out longer; the very first one was eight pages long. The comic started out as a gag-a-week work, but slowly started including longer {{Story Arc}}s, most of the time focusing on Ivan and his never-ending torment at the hands of Mistress and Sandoval, the Ambassador of Xoan.

* ShaggyDogStory: several, particularly the whole arc that starts with "Shaft" and seems to end in "Wake" on the words "stupid f'ing town". Justice/Atonement is another example.

* ShapeshiftingSeducer: a hilariously [[http://www.oglaf.com/reward/ unsuccessful attempt]].