History Webcomic / MuhPhoenix

''[[http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=1 Muh Phoenix]]'' is a parody of the Creator/MarvelComics CrisisCrossover ''ComicBook/AvengersVsXMen'' made by Nuzlocke. You can either read it online or download each issue in .cbr format.

-->'''Captain America:''' It's "regardless", you stupid bitch...

* IdenticalLookingAsians: All mutants look the same to Captain America, apparently. Apparently the other Avengers feel the same way, but when they mistake Colossus for the Juggernaut, he has to admit that [[JerkassHasAPoint they're not entirely wrong]] (since at the time, he basically ''was'' the Juggernaut).

* NeverLiveItDown:

*** Later, we have this gem:

*** And of course, that's not the last of it.

* NeverMyFault: Whenever Thor causes collateral damage, he wonders if he can blame it on ComicBook/BetaRayBill.
* NightmareFetishist: Cyclops has fetishes for feet, balloon people and even ''scat''. The later was first pointed out when he wanted to watch Hope take a shit to know if he was actually turned on by it. In fact, [[spoiler:he murdered Xavier]] by telepathically sending him pictures of his many fantasies.
* NonSequiturThud: "...and I'll have the two piece combo..."
* OccidentalOtaku: Iron Man and Captain America are portrayed as two obsessive anime fanboys. Though they seem to be more into hentai rather than normal anime.
* OffModel: Whenever it happens, it gets a nod.
** "[[http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=23 That's bullshit my eyes are fine.]]"
** The Phoenix Force points out that Cyclops' arm is [[http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=225 drawn backwards]].

* OnlySaneMan: Hope Summers, though by a very small margin. Wolverine occasionally shows signs of this [[SubvertedTrope but]] then he goes right back to the Avengers [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything yeah, they raped him, made racist comments about him and generally act like jerks to him but they really love him, really!]]

*** Captain America finally got the jet ski he wanted to much.

* [[IdenticalLookingAsians Identical-Looking Mutants]]: All mutants look the same to Captain America, apparently. Apparently the other Avengers feel the same way, but when they mistake Colossus for the Juggernaut, he has to admit that [[JerkassHasAPoint they're not entirely wrong]] (since at the time, he basically ''was'' the Juggernaut).

--> '''Cyclops''': Yeah, you see, I actually wish you the best of luck. I hope you have a great fucking rest of your life. And someday, I hope you meet a nice, pretty girl. Someone you can connect and settle down with. I hope you two get married. Maybe even have a kid. And when that kid is born, I hope he's born with three dicks and with claws protruding from his nostrils. And I hope he coughs lasers and shits uranium. I hope his skin feels like ballsacks and smells twice as bad. And when he's born...you can thank me...

* [[NWordPrivileges M-Word Privileges]]: Mocked heavily through the phrase "my mugga."

** The ending has both Hope discuss how characters that are built up for a CrisisCrossover are forgotten when said crisis is stopped and that she should keep the Phoenix Force to stay relevant. Wanda points out that characters will always suffer stupid retcons and [[CharacterDerailment personality derailment]] precisely because the writers want to keep them relevant.

* OnlySaneMan: Hope Summers, though by a very small margin. Wolverine occasionally shows signs of this but then StockholmSyndrome kicks in and he goes back to the Avengers.

** Also Hope at the end when she steals Cyclops' jetpack and embraces irrelevancy knowing, knowing her character will never be derailed or shoved into events.

* OnlySaneMan: Hope Summers, though by a very small margin. Wolverine to a slightly lesser extent.

* SayMyName: "JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: The Phoenix Force's reaction to being blue-balled by Wanda and Hope's "emotional gayness": [[AtomicFBomb "FUUUUUUCK THIIISSSS GAAYYYYY EARRRRTH!!!"]]

* OnlySaneMan: Hope Summers, though by a very small margin.

** Cyclops [[spoiler:murdered Charles Xavier]] by showing him one of his many fantasies involving [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Sue Storm, Reed Richards]] and ComicBook/SheHulk.

* NightmareFetishist: Cyclops has fetishes for feet, baloon people and even ''scat''. The later was first pointed out when he wanted to watch Hope take a shit to know if he was actually turned on by it. In fact, [[spoiler:he murdered Xavier]] by telepathically sending him pictures of his many fantasies.

* AnythingThatMoves: Emma Frost. She can't even name ten people she hasn't slept with. This may be the reason of why she and Cyclops aren't a couple.

* {{Flanderization}}: as the story progresses, Cyclops' weird sexual fetishes become more and more prominent to the point of being their only character trait in the end, besides his never letting go of Jean's death. Aknowledged in-universe.

* BrickJoke: In the first issue Namor tells Hope a story about how back in World War 2, Captain America got drunk and pissed on an Auschwitz survivor. In the second issue, after seeing the helicarrier full of Avengers, Magneto starts having camp flashbacks and says he doesn't want to be pissed on again.

* BlessedWithSuck: Overlapping with LeaningOnThwFourthWall Wanda mentions that being an A-Lister is fine at first, but when the novelty wears off you're forced to go through a lot of stupid stuff in order to stay relevant.

* DemotedToExtra: Overlapping with LeaningOnThwFourthWall, Hope mentions that she knows that once the story is over, she'll be a victim of this trope. Scarlet Witch's very meta rant convinces her that such thing isn't so bad.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Scarlet Witch points out the stupidity of being able of using the Phoenix by knocking out its host and says that even she could have done that.

* EagleLand: Captain America here is a clear type 2, although it doesn't show up much.

* EasilyForgiven: The Scarlet Witch. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Below.

* {{Flanderization}}: Almost everybody. For example: the Scarlet Witch is only referenced as the one that depowered the mutants and doesn't even know how her powers work; Iron Man is shown drunk or drinking most of the time; Hank Pym is a nerd; and Cyclops always talks about Jean's death.

** Scarlet Witch has one after being wrapped by Magik's Phoneix Fire Tentacles. The panel is even edited to give her a blush.

* MindRape: Upon Cyclops' orders, Emma sent Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.

-->'''Hope:''' I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddamn retarded. It's ruining everything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: [[ComicBook/CivilWar Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago!]] [[ComicBook/HouseOfM And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you]], [[EasilyForgiven and you just let her back on the team!]]

** The Scarlet Witch's final meta-rant about how much it sucks being an A-List Superhero and all the stuff you have to do in order to stay relevant has a not-so-sublte jabs at some of Marvel's comics with a poor fan reception, such as ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay'' or ''ComicBook/CivilWar''.

Keep in mind that most tropes listed below are PlayedForLaughs

* {{Egopolis}}: Utopia here is named "Cyclops' Island".
* FantasticSlur: Mutants get sometimes called "muties" (like in canon) and "muggas" (just here).
* {{Flanderization}}: Almost everybody. The Scarlet Witch really resents that people only remember her for depowering the mutants and being {{Robosexual}}.

* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: "And that concludes our presentation on why [[{{Hermaphrodite}} futa]] is totally not gay."

** After Colossus receives a blowjob, his orgasms creates a explosion that destroy part of the volcano they are in.

* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Hawkeye]]. He gets better.

* MotiveDecay: The comic doesn't miss the opportunity to point out that, after getting the power of the phoenix, Cyclops never tried to restore mutantkind ([[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext he decided to form a rap band with the other Phoenix hosts]]).

-->'''Hope Summers:''' Congratulations, you beat up a teenage girl. Hank Pym would be proud.

-->'''Captain America:''' Hank, give him the Van Dyne special.
-->'''Hank Pym:''' I resent that.

-->'''Magik:''' [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic monster!]] [[CallingYourAttacks Social Justice Slash!]]
-->'''Hank Pym:''' How many times do I have to apologize for that? It was 30 years ago!

* OffModel: Whenever it happens, it gets a nod. Case in point: "[[http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=23 That's bullshit my eyes are fine.]]"

* ShoutOut: Captain America mistakes Iron Fist for the white Power Ranger.

** Cyclops momentarily stops himself from attacking a dragon as they are an endangered species but, after saying that ''Film/{{Eragon}}'' "fucking sucked", attacks it anyway.
* TooMuchInformation: Cyclops stops Ben Grimm from telling more about how good the demonic worms of the cave he was in felt on his body.
* UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler:Hawkeye]] appears in Round 10 after being killed by the Phoenix Five.
* TheUnfavorite: Quicksilver.

* VulgarHumor: There's lots of swearing. You could make a drinking game whenever somebody says "faggot".
** The chief offender is the Phoenix, who also indulges in racial slurs.

''[[http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=1 Muh Phoenix]]'' is a parody of the Creator/MarvelComics CrisisCrossover ComicBook/AvengersVsXMen made by Nuzlocke. You can either read it online or download each issue in .cbr format.

!!This comic contains examples of:

* BattleCry: After Emma Frost promises to Namor to do "butt-stuff" with him if he attacks Wakanda, he charges the place using the term as his battle cry.

-->'''Namor:''' This is what you get when you provoke my insecurities! Sure I might dress a little provocatively and sure, my hair is always silky and fabulous, but that's no reason to assume anyhting! I'm Namor the womanizer supreme! The prick with a huge dick!

* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently, Daredevil recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.

* ButtMonkey: Wolverine. He gets beat up a lot, is often mocked by the rest of the Avengers and despised by the X-Men. And when Spiderman raped him, everybody else just looked and laughed at him instead of helping (and Daredevil even recorded the whole thing).

** This comic also take potshots at the premise of AvengersVsXMen, especially the idiotic reasoning of ComicBook/TheAvengers and the portrayal of the ComicBook/XMen--particularly Phoenix Five--as {{Designated Villain}}s. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech entry.

* BerserkButton: Implying that Namor is homosexual.

* GroinAttack: Both Iron Man and Thor somehow managed to do this to the Phoenix Force.

* TheImmodestOrgasm: Scarlet Witch has one after being wrapped by Magik's Phoneix Fire Tentacles. The panel is even edited to give her a blush.

* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Hawkeye]].

-->'''Hank Pym:''' How many times do I have to apologize for that? It was 30 yars ago!

* ShoutOut:
** Captain America mistakes Iron Fist for the white Power Ranger.

* TakeThat: When the Avengers are about to attack Utopia, err sorry, Cyclops' Island, Spider-Man asks if there's oil underground.
** This comic also take potshots at the premise of AvengersVsXMen, especially the idiotic reasoning of ComicBook/TheAvengers and the portrayal of the ComicBook/XMen--particularly Phoenix Five--as {{DesignatedVillain|s}}. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech entry.

-->'''Iron Man''': Like Mama Stark always said, you're never too drunk to fly a giant robot.

* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently, Daredevil recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.

-->'''Namor''': This is what you get when you provoke my insecurities! Sure I might dress a little provocatively and sure, my hair is always silky and fabulous, but that's no reason to assume anyhting! I'm Namor the womanizer supreme! The prick with a huge dick!

* EagleLand: Captain America here is a clear type 2, although it doesn't show up much.
-->'''Captain America''': Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome". So to quote the late, great President Reagan: "Suck my dick, faggot."
* EasilyForgiven: The Scarlet Witch. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Below.

* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: Hawkeye]].

* TheLoad: Hawkeye and Black Widow, through the latter is a bit more aware about it.
* TheLostLenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis. This is the main reason of why Hope decided to leave with the Avengers.

* MindRape: Upon Cyclops' orderrs, Emma sent Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.
-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there? I'm seeing what it looks like a pair of... blue tennis balls.

-->'''Hope Summers''': Congratulations, you beat up a teenage girl. Hank Pym would be proud.

-->'''Captain America''': Hank, give him the Van Dyne special.
-->'''Hank Pym''': I resent that.

-->'''Magik''': [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic monster!]] [[CallingYourAttacks Social Justice Slash!]]
-->'''Hank Pym''': How many times do I have to apologize for that? It was 30 yars ago!

-->'''Hope''': I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddamn retarded. It's ruining everything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: [[ComicBook/CivilWar Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago!]] [[ComicBook/HouseOfM And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you]], [[EasilyForgiven and you just let her back on the team!]]

** This comic also take potshots at the premise of AvengersVsXMen, especially at idiotic reasons of ComicBook/TheAvengers and portrayal of ComicBook/XMen--particularly Phoenix Five--as DesignatedVillain. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech entry.
* TheUnfavorite: Quciksilver.
-->'''Magneto:''' Dammit Pietro, why can't you be more like your mutant-genociding sister?

--> '''Cap''': It's "regardless", you stupid bitch...

* NeverMyFault: Whenever Thor causes collateral damage, he wonders if he can blame it on ComcBook/BetaRayBill.

* NeverMyFault: Whenever Thor causes collateral damage, he wonders if he can blame it on Comcbook/BetaRayBill.