History Webcomic / FreeCow

--> '''Free Cow:''' I'm going to beat your buttox so far into the ground that you will smash through the other side of the Earth and be hurdled off into space and to the [[PlanetHeck Planet of Satan]]'s Penguins where you shall [[EyeScream have your eyes pecked out on a daily basis...]] by penguins. Now, I know what you're thinking... [[FridgeLogic How can you have your eyes pecked out every day if you only have one pair?]] Well here is where the beauty of it lies. You see, every day new [[ElectronicEyes synthetic eyes]] shall be crafted in Satan's Penguins official visual research facility [[UnwillingRoboticisation specifically for the purpose of installing them into your bloody sockets each morning]] and the new synthetic eyes shall be even more susceptable [sic] to pain than the regular ones. In fact as research continues to progress the eyes shall be able to be made more and more pain sensitive so that [[AndIMustScream every day shall be more painful than the last until you reach new levels of pain never before thought possible.]] And [[EvilGloating I shall sit there and revel in my victory!]]

* StockShticks: Free Cow picks on airline food as part of his act in [[http://bogozone.net/comics/fc14.html Comedy]]. This angers [[EvilInc Airline Food Inc.]] to the point of dropping a napalm bomb on the world's largest rubber chicken factory.

* DadaComic

--> '''Free Cow:''' I'm going to beat your buttox so far into the ground that you will smash through the other side of the Earth and be hurdled off into space and to the [[PlanetHeck Planet of Satan]]'s [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins Penguins]] where you shall [[EyeScream have your eyes pecked out on a daily basis...]] by penguins. Now, I know what you're thinking... [[FridgeLogic How can you have your eyes pecked out every day if you only have one pair?]] Well here is where the beauty of it lies. You see, every day new [[ElectronicEyes synthetic eyes]] shall be crafted in Satan's Penguins official visual research facility [[UnwillingRoboticisation specifically for the purpose of installing them into your bloody sockets each morning]] and the new synthetic eyes shall be even more susceptable [sic] to pain than the regular ones. In fact as research continues to progress the eyes shall be able to be made more and more pain sensitive so that [[AndIMustScream every day shall be more painful than the last until you reach new levels of pain never before thought possible.]] And [[EvilGloating I shall sit there and revel in my victory!]]

--> '''Free Cow:''' I'm going to beat your buttox so far into the ground that you will smash through the other side of teh Earth and be hurdled off into space and to the [[PlanetHeck Planet of Satan]]'s [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins Penguins]] where you shall [[EyeScream have your eyes pecked out on a daily basis...]] by penguins. Now, I know what you're thinking... [[FridgeLogic How can you have your eyes pecked out every day if you only have one pair?]] Well here is where the beauty of it lies. You see, every day new [[ElectronicEyes synthetic eyes]] shall be crafted in Satan's Penguins official visual research facility [[UnwillingRoboticisation specifically for the purpose of installing them into your bloody sockets each morning]] and the new synthetic eyes shall be even more susceptable [sic] to pain than the regular ones. In fact as research continues to progress the eyes shall be able to be made more and more pain sensitive so that [[AndIMustScream every day shall be more painful than the last until you reach new levels of pain never before thought possible.]] And [[EvilGloating I shall sit there and revel in my victory!]]

* DrivenToSuicide: In [[http://bogozone.net/comics/fc13.html Activation]], Free Cow and Tibbins both hang themselves after realizing Free Cow's ultimateomega pookoten times abgillion attack isn't enough to take candy from a barrel of sitting ducks.
* KnockKnockJoke: In [[http://bogozone.net/comics/fc16.html Interruption]], Pippins tries the "interrupting cow" joke on Free Cow. [[{{Irony}} He's interrupted as Free Cow asks what the hell he's doing on his lawn.]] Later, Free Cow installs a doorbell on his house specifically for the purpose of avoiding this.

From the maker of ''VideoGame/LyleInCubeSector'', ''Free Cow'' is a comic about... [[DadaComic it's hard to say, exactly.]] There is a cow named Free Cow [[spoiler:(in the money sense)]], and two people named Tibbins and Pippins. Free Cow causes them to get into strange antics that usually end in violence. Can be read [[http://bogozone.net/freecow.html here.]]

From the maker of ''LyleInCubeSector'', ''Free Cow'' is a comic about... [[DadaComic it's hard to say, exactly.]] There is a cow named Free Cow [[spoiler:(in the money sense)]], and two people named Tibbins and Pippins. Free Cow causes them to get into strange antics that usually end in violence. Can be read [[http://bogozone.net/freecow.html here.]]