History Webcomic / BiterComics

* FlexibleTourneyRules: A competitor in a scrabble tournament finds a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/scrabble/ loophole]] in the rules.

Updates: Sundays and Wednesdays

* SavingTheOrphanage: The orphanage owner must find a way to [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/orphanage/ create]] more orphans if he wishes to stay in business.
* NWordPrivileges: A white guy's black friend explains to him why it's [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/our-word/ not okay]] for him to say the n-word.
* StockCostumeTraits: Doctors, scientists, firefighters, and so on have easily recognizable outfits.
* VisualPun: "[[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/retirement-plan/ hang it up]]." is used just before a character hangs himself, and "[[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/cold-shoulder/ cold shoulder]]" is used prior to throwing liquid nitrogen onto another character's back.

* BadSanta: Santa contemplates [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/dear-santa/ harvesting organs]] from his elves to fulfill kids' wishes, and later is [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/claus-effect/ libeled]] as an animal abusing global warming supporting monster.
* VomitDiscretionShot: An onomatopoeia is used to convey the sound just prior to what will likely be the appearance of [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/stage-fright/ vomit]].
* NaziGrandpa: A prospective job candidate learns his new boss may at the very least be a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/camp-councilors/ nazi sympathizer]].
* FlexibleTourneyRules: A competitor in a scrabble tournament finds a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/scrabble/ loophole]] in the rules.
* TalkLikeAPirate: A pirate finds a new use for his pirate speak on [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/land-ho/ land]].

* NamedWeapons: A samurai preparing to fight explains to his foe how doomed he is, as he faces the mighty [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/double-edged-inheritance/ Giumetsu, The Soul Taker]].

* BackToFront: Panel 1 features someone getting a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/beyond-the-grave/ corpse hurled at them]]. Panels 2 and 3 shed some light on the events that led to this outcome.
* ThrownOutTheAirlock: The captain of a spaceship orders a prisoner's execution in this manner. A crew member obliges in a bit too [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/interstellar-bouncer/ literal sense]], attempting to actually throw the prisoner out.
* WouldHurtAChild: A fully grown man fights his way through the pack and scores a goal... [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/soccer/ in a youth league soccer game]].
* GingerbreadHouse: A witch attempts to lure children into her gingerbread house, but is disappointed when they go for her neighbor's [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/gingerbread-house/ much tastier]] junk food house.

* ToadLicking: A princess thinks she's finally found her frog prince, but it turns out to just be a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/her-highness/ bad trip]].
* DrawingStraws leading to NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: Young friends draw straws to decide who to eat when they get stuck out in the snow with no food, although we soon find out the direness may have been [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/the-dead-of-winter/ exaggerated]].

* FirstFatherWins: A father attempts to win his son's love... by sabotaging his relationship with his new stepdad through [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/claus-effect/ detailed lies]] of his evildoing.
* ArbitrarilyLargeBankAccount: A new employee at a company is given an unlimited expense account. He quickly puts it to use, [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/self-promotion/ buying the company]].
* BadCopIncompetentCop: A [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/inside-job/ hit and run]] is reported and one officer seems eager to go take care of it, right after he hoses a bit of blood off his car.
* FortuneTeller: A local psychic is killed and the cops working the case ponder how she didn't see this coming. She ultimately [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/prophetic/ gets the last laugh]].
* JugglingDangerously: A man attempts to juggle some chainsaws [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/triple-dog-dare/ on a dare]]. It doesn't go so well for those around him.
* FingertipDrugAnalysis: A senior detective shows his rookie partner how it's done- [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/gut-instinct/ by tasting everything.]]

* JugglingDangerously: A man attempts to juggle some chainsaws [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/triple-dog-dare/ on a dare]]. It doesn't go so well for those around him.

* DrawingStraws leading to BlackComedyCannibalism: Young friends draw straws to decide who to eat when they get stuck out in the snow with no food, although we soon find out the direness may have been [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/the-dead-of-winter/ exaggerated]].

* FortuneTeller: A local psychic is killed and the cops working the case ponder how she didn't see this coming. She ultimately [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/prophetic/ gets the last laugh]].

* BadCopIncompetentCop: A [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/inside-job/ hit and run]] is reported and one officer seems eager to go take care of it, right after he hoses a bit of blood off his car.

* ArbitrarilyLargeBankAccount: A new employee at a company is given an unlimited expense account. He quickly puts it to use, [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/self-promotion/ buying the company]].

* TrainProblem: A boy faces the very real consequences for [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/railroad-arithmetic/ failing to solve]] this problem in time.

''[[http://www.bitercomics.com/ Biter Comics]]'' is a weekly WebComic featuring no repeating characters or coherent story line in lieu of simple stand alone jokes. Subjects vary widely and are often handled less than delicately, meaning sensitive viewers may wish to avert their eyes.

Updates: Sundays

* FirstFatherWins: A father attempts to win his son's love... by sabotaging his relationship with his new stepdad through [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/claus-effect/ detailed lies]] of his evildoing.

* BadSanta: Santa contemplates [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/dear-santa/ harvesting organs]] from his elves to fulfill kids' wishes.

* FirstFatherWins: A father attempts to win his son's love... by sabotaging his relationship with his new stepdad through detailed lies of his evildoing.

* WorstNewsJudgmentEver: The local news covers the hard hitting story of... the couple that's been [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/slow-news-day/ married for a long time]].

* DrawingStraws leading to BlackComedyCannibalism: Young friends draw straws to decide who to eat when they get stuck out in the snow with no food, although we soon find out the direness may have been [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/the-dead-of-winter/ exaggerated]].

* ToadLicking: A princess thinks she's finally found her frog prince, but it turns out to just be a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/her-highness/ bad trip]].

* TrainProblem: A boy fails to answer the problem in time and is [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/railroad-arithmetic/ faced]] with the consequences of his negligence.

* GingerbreadHouse: A witch attempts to lure children into her gingerbread house, but is disappointed when they go for her neighbor's [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/gingerbread-house/ much tastier]] junk food house.

* WouldHurtAChild: A fully grown man fights his way through the pack and scores a goal... [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/soccer/ in a youth league soccer game]].

* ThrownOutTheAirlock: The captain of a spaceship orders a prisoner's execution in this manner. A crew member obliges in a bit too [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/interstellar-bouncer/ literal sense]], attempting to actually throw the prisoner out.

* BackToFront: Panel 1 features someone getting a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/beyond-the-grave/ corpse hurled at them]]. Panels 2 and 3 shed some light on the events that led to this outcome.

* KnightsAndKnaves: A two headed tree that guards the safe path out of the forest attempts to use this old riddle, although he proves to be [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/deciduous-dilemma/ not particularly good]] at it.

* InsuranceFraud: Immediately proceeding a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/red-light/ car accident]], a man tries to buy car insurance over his phone.

* VomitDiscretionShot: An onomatopoeia is used to convey the sound just prior to what will likely be the appearance of [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/stage-fright/ vomit]].

''[[http://www.bitercomics.com/ Biter Comics]]'' is a weekly WebComic featuring no repeating characters or coherent story line. Instead, one-off jokes are delivered to you through the use of doodles resembling people and scribbles resembling text. Subjects vary widely and are often handled less than delicately, meaning sensitive viewers may wish to avert their eyes.

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* BlackComedy: Used frequently. See [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/the-meaning-of-life/ here]], [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/window-decals/ here]], and [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/urchins/ here]].
* SavingTheOrphanage: An orphanage is like any other business- you have to keep the shelves [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/orphanage/ stocked]] if you want to succeed.