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** As of 2020, "Gov" has arrived, looking like a blue-tied DC, but calmer with more of a backbone. He represents the federal government under the Biden administration.

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* DC: TheStraightMan. The closest thing the states have to a leader, he tries (and inevitably fails) to maintain order. It should be noted that DC represents the federal government and ''not'' the city of Washington, DC, who has since become his own character (albeit sporadically-recurring).

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* DC: TheStraightMan. The closest thing the states have to a leader, he tries (and inevitably fails) to maintain order. It should be noted that DC represents the federal government government, and ''not'' the city of Washington, DC, who has since become his own character (albeit sporadically-recurring).


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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The channel also includes ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where the states try to coexist in one big house.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The channel also includes ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where the states try to coexist in one big house.
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* Louisiana: "Louie" is a consummate partier who's never without a drink and speaks in a thick Cajun accent. He's [[ThoseTwoGuys best buds]] with Florida and the two often get into mischief together.

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* Louisiana: "Louie" "Loui" is a consummate partier who's never without a drink and speaks in a thick Cajun accent. He's [[ThoseTwoGuys best buds]] with Florida and the two often get into mischief together.



* TheAlcoholic: Louie and Wisconsin always have a drink in hand.

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* TheAlcoholic: Louie Loui and Wisconsin always have a drink in hand.



* TheHedonist: Louie, Florida, and Nevada.
* GratuitousFrench: Louie, naturally. Not only does he constantly drop Cajun slang, he's also able to pronounce the name of football player K'lavon Chaisson without missing a beat.

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* TheHedonist: Louie, Loui, Florida, and Nevada.
* GratuitousFrench: Louie, Loui, naturally. Not only does he constantly drop Cajun slang, he's also able to pronounce the name of football player K'lavon Chaisson without missing a beat.



* SeparatedByACommonLanguage: When Canada appears, she ''tries'' speaking French to Louie, but while they understand the basic language, they both use completely different figures of speech and end up confusing each other.

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* SeparatedByACommonLanguage: When Canada appears, she ''tries'' speaking French to Louie, Loui, but while they understand the basic language, they both use completely different figures of speech and end up confusing each other.
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* New York: Perpetually scowling and always cold, he's brusque with everyone but especially hates Massachusetts.

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* New York: Perpetually scowling and A street thug that's perpetually scowling, always cold, he's and brusque with everyone but especially hates Massachusetts.everyone.

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* SeparatedByACommonLanguage: When Canada appears, she ''tries'' speaking French to Louie, but while they understand the basic language, they both use completely different figures of speech and end up confusing each other.



* {{Sleepyhead}}: Georgia.

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* {{Sleepyhead}}: Georgia.Georgia is almost always shown with a blanket and is half-asleep.
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* RippedFromTheHeadlines: Essentially the premise of the show; the states primarily discuss Covid as well as more bizarre new stories of the week.
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* DeepSouth: Often invoked with the Southern states, except Florida and Louie.

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* DeepSouth: Often invoked with the Southern states, except Florida and Louie.Florida.
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* SharpDressedMan: DC initially wears polos before switching to a three-piece suit.

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* SharpDressedMan: DC initially wears starts off wearing polos before switching to a regal three-piece suit.
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* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: For most of 2020, DC wears a blue suit with a red tie. While one could easily assume Ben was going for a patriotic color scheme, the election-themed videos reveal that the red tie represented Republican UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump. When Democrat Joe Biden won the election, DC switched out the red tie for a blue one.

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* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: For most of 2020, DC wears a blue suit with a red tie. While one could easily assume Ben was going for a patriotic color scheme, the election-themed videos reveal that the red tie represented Republican UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump. When Democrat Joe Biden won the election, Ben released an Instagram video of DC switched out trying on a blue tie, and during the lame-duck period, DC's red tie for a blue one.is either missing or notably loose.



* LiteralSplitPersonality: DC (the government), Washington, DC (the city), and International DC (foreign policy) are all separate characters.

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* LiteralSplitPersonality: DC (the federal government), Washington, DC (the city), and International DC (foreign policy) are all separate characters.
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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The channel also includes ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The channel also includes ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.
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* TheNicknamer: Florida gives nicknames to several of his fellow states, such as Safe Space (California), Nation-State (also California), Mary (Maryland), and Pa-Pa (Pennsylvania).
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* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Maryland always has a container of Old Bay with him. Florida even calls him by asking, "Does anyone have any Old Bay?"
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* SplitPersonality: Sometimes comes up when a state has one city that's culturally distinct from the rest of it, such as Texas turning into the left-wing Austin, who actually impresses California.

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* SplitPersonality: Sometimes comes up when a state has one city that's culturally distinct from the rest of it, such as Texas turning into the left-wing Austin, who actually impresses California. California experiences this on occasion as well, with his relaxed beach mode a stark contrast to his usual uptight hipster persona.
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* TheRival: New York and Massachusetts, Texas and Oklahoma, Ohio and Michigan.

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* TheRival: New York and Massachusetts, Massachusetts. Texas and Oklahoma, Oklahoma. Ohio and Michigan.



* SirSwearsALot: West Virginia, though it's always bleeped with a "technical glitch."

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* SirSwearsALot: West Virginia, though it's always bleeped with a "technical glitch." Also applies to New York, who's bleeped with "[speaks New York]."
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* TheRival: New York and Minnesota, Texas and Oklahoma, Ohio and Michigan.

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* TheRival: New York and Minnesota, Massachusetts, Texas and Oklahoma, Ohio and Michigan.
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* New York: Perpetually cold, scowling, and brusque with everyone, especially Massachusetts.

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* New York: Perpetually scowling and always cold, scowling, and he's brusque with everyone, everyone but especially hates Massachusetts.
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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The show has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The show has channel also expanded to includes ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.
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* SharpDressedMan: DC initially wears polos before switching to a three-piece suit.
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* New York: Perpetually cold and scowling, he's brusque with everyone but ''especially'' hates Massachusetts.

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* New York: Perpetually cold and cold, scowling, he's and brusque with everyone but ''especially'' hates everyone, especially Massachusetts.
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* SitcomArchNemesis: Texas and California get along about as well as you'd expect.
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* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets the most focus as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.

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* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite insight on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets the most focus as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.
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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government organizations) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The show has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states]] (and sometimes other government organizations) bodies) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The show has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.
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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the US states (and sometimes other government organizations) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well.

The show initially started with just the roundtable meetings, but it has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house. Ben hopes to feature every state and territory in his videos, though he does have a core six who show up the most often:

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates US states states]] (and sometimes other government organizations) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well. The show has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a bi-weekly reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house.

The show initially started with just the roundtable meetings, but it has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house. Ben hopes to feature every state and territory in his videos, though he does have a core six who show up the most often:



* ActingForTwo: Ben portrays ''most'' of the states and organizations, though sometimes other Youtubers and comedians will pop in as guest stars, such as Drew Lynch as the CDC.
* ActorSharedBackground: As mentioned above, Ben is from Florida, hence why that state is the "main" character. Also, whenever the US Military appears, Ben will wear his actual uniform since he's in the National Guard.



* AuthorsSavingThrow: Ben is open to viewer feedback on how to portray the states, especially the ones he personally knows little about. For instance, Utah went from "Elder Utah," an [[ShallowParoy uptight Mormon missionary]], to being a lot more laid back while still religious. He eventually stops wearing his missionary uniform in favor of a t-shirt showing off the state's rock formations.



* FloridaMan / OnlyInFlorida: Invoked big time.



* OnlyInFlorida: Invoked big time.



* SerendipityWritesThePlot: Ben came up with the show in the spring of 2020 after all of his stand-up gigs were cancelled due to Covid-19.
* ShownTheirWork: Ben clearly knows his geography, history, and politics.



* SplitPersonality: Sometimes comes up when a state has one city that's culturally distinct from the rest of it, such as Texas turning into the left-wing Austin who actually impresses California.

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* SplitPersonality: Sometimes comes up when a state has one city that's culturally distinct from the rest of it, such as Texas turning into the left-wing Austin Austin, who actually impresses California.

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* DC: TheStraightMan. The closest thing the states have to a leader, he tries (and inevitably fails) to maintain order and keep Florida in line. It should be noted that DC represents the federal government and ''not'' the city of Washington, DC, who has since become his own character (albeit sporadically-recurring).
* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets [[ActorSharedBackground the most focus]] as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.

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* DC: TheStraightMan. The closest thing the states have to a leader, he tries (and inevitably fails) to maintain order and keep Florida in line.order. It should be noted that DC represents the federal government and ''not'' the city of Washington, DC, who has since become his own character (albeit sporadically-recurring).
* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets [[ActorSharedBackground the most focus]] focus as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.



* TheStoner: Colorado. Later, Oregon.

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* TheStoner: Colorado. Later, Oregon.Oregon.

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* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets [[CreatorSharedBackground the most focus]] as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.

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* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets [[CreatorSharedBackground [[ActorSharedBackground the most focus]] as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.



* AmericanAccents: Exaggerated to the nth degree.

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* AmericanAccents: ActorSharedBackground: As mentioned above, Ben is from Florida, hence why that state is the "main" character. Also, whenever the US Military appears, Ben will wear his actual uniform since he's in the National Guard.
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Exaggerated to the nth degree.



* CreatorSharedBackground: As mentioned above, Ben is from Florida, hence why that state is the "main" character. Also, whenever the US Military appears, Ben will wear his actual uniform since he's in the National Guard.



* ShownTheirWork: Ben clearly knows his geography, history, and politics.



* SoapboxSadie: California is a RareMaleVersion.

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* SoapboxSadie: California is a RareMaleVersion.male version.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a CountriesAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the US states (and sometimes other government organizations) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well.

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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a CountriesAsPeople NationsAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the US states (and sometimes other government organizations) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well.


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''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPgohF1KiMncPOI9HZztlA Welcome to the Table]]'' is a CountriesAsPeople webseries by Florida-based comedian Ben Brainard. Each week he personifies the US states (and sometimes other government organizations) based on their biggest regional stereotypes, as they gather around a ginormous table to discuss the latest goings-on of the week. While the states initially spent most of their time discussing their responses to the Covid-19 pandemic, they have since expanded to other hot topics as well.

The show initially started with just the roundtable meetings, but it has also expanded to ''The Statehouse'', a reality show parody where HilarityEnsues as the states try to coexist in one big house. Ben hopes to feature every state and territory in his videos, though he does have a core six who show up the most often:
* DC: TheStraightMan. The closest thing the states have to a leader, he tries (and inevitably fails) to maintain order and keep Florida in line. It should be noted that DC represents the federal government and ''not'' the city of Washington, DC, who has since become his own character (albeit sporadically-recurring).
* Florida: He lives for chaos and undermining DC at every turn, yet even DC can't deny Florida's usefulness since he provides incite on every other state (because their residents keep moving there). Since Ben himself is from Florida, this state gets [[CreatorSharedBackground the most focus]] as Florida gives his commentary on what the other states are up to.
* Texas: A gun-totin', Bible-lovin' Republican cowboy who despises California and Oklahoma and loves dodging DC's questions.
* California: A self-righteous hipster kid who often clashes with the Southern states and criticizes DC's more heavy-handed tactics.
* New York: Perpetually cold and scowling, he's brusque with everyone but ''especially'' hates Massachusetts.
* Louisiana: "Louie" is a consummate partier who's never without a drink and speaks in a thick Cajun accent. He's [[ThoseTwoGuys best buds]] with Florida and the two often get into mischief together.

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* ActingForTwo: Ben portrays ''most'' of the states and organizations, though sometimes other Youtubers and comedians will pop in as guest stars, such as Drew Lynch as the CDC.
* AmericanAccents: Exaggerated to the nth degree.
* TheAlcoholic: Louie and Wisconsin always have a drink in hand.
* AuthorAppeal: Ben is a huge football fan, and several states are portrayed through that lens.
* AuthorsSavingThrow: Ben is open to viewer feedback on how to portray the states, especially the ones he personally knows little about. For instance, Utah went from "Elder Utah," an [[ShallowParoy uptight Mormon missionary]], to being a lot more laid back while still religious. He eventually stops wearing his missionary uniform in favor of a t-shirt showing off the state's rock formations.
* AuthorTract: Ben is not above inserting his own political commentary into the dialog.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: For most of 2020, DC wears a blue suit with a red tie. While one could easily assume Ben was going for a patriotic color scheme, the election-themed videos reveal that the red tie represented Republican UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump. When Democrat Joe Biden won the election, DC switched out the red tie for a blue one.
* CreatorSharedBackground: As mentioned above, Ben is from Florida, hence why that state is the "main" character. Also, whenever the US Military appears, Ben will wear his actual uniform since he's in the National Guard.
* DeepSouth: Often invoked with the Southern states, except Florida and Louie.
* TheDividual: North and South Dakota. Florida notes that the only way to call one of them to The Table is to call them both and kick out the one that's not needed.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Texas harboring envy towards Alaska for being bigger.
* FloridaMan / OnlyInFlorida: Invoked big time.
* FunWithAcronyms: The US's foreign policy is represented by "International DC," a vapid socialite played by Elena Rose. Her initials? "IDC."
* TheHedonist: Louie, Florida, and Nevada.
* GratuitousFrench: Louie, naturally. Not only does he constantly drop Cajun slang, he's also able to pronounce the name of football player K'lavon Chaisson without missing a beat.
* GratuitousSpanish: New Mexico. Florida sometimes dips into this as well, reminding everyone that he was a Spanish colony for 200 years.
* LiteralSplitPersonality: DC (the government), Washington, DC (the city), and International DC (foreign policy) are all separate characters.
* MinnesotaNice: Subverted. Minnesota ''starts'' this way but he doesn't hesitate to get woke, particularly in response to the George Floyd killing.
* NiceHat: Wisconsin's cheese hat, later joined by Maine's lobster hat...thing and Nevada's showgirl headpiece.
* TheRival: New York and Minnesota, Texas and Oklahoma, Ohio and Michigan.
* SerendipityWritesThePlot: Ben came up with the show in the spring of 2020 after all of his stand-up gigs were cancelled due to Covid-19.
* SirSwearsALot: West Virginia, though it's always bleeped with a "technical glitch."
* {{Sleepyhead}}: Georgia.
* SoapboxSadie: California is a RareMaleVersion.
* SplitPersonality: Sometimes comes up when a state has one city that's culturally distinct from the rest of it, such as Texas turning into the left-wing Austin who actually impresses California.
* TheStoner: Colorado. Later, Oregon.

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