History WebVideo / UrinatingTree

-->'''UT''': But enough of the negativity; the pirates still have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starling_Marte Starling Marte]]. That dude's [[BadAss a beast]]. You can't get any be--\\
''(RecordNeedleScratch)''\\

'''UT''': ''(desk slam)'' ARE YOU ''FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!'' HOW THE FUCK DO YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" TAKE [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nandrolone ONE OF THE MOST COMMON STEROIDS KNOWN TO MAN?!]] MARTE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!\\
'''UT''': Here's a foolproof one: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jameson_Taillon Jameson Taillon]], total stud. Potential to be one of the best in the ga--\\
''(RecordNeedleScratch)''\\

''(A [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By]] scene pops up, showing Kent Brockman in a straitjacket with a cuckoo bird popping out of his forehead, with UT's YouTube icon over his face...[[SoundtrackDissonance all set to "That's Amore]])''

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4fLb1A47gs "Re: The DeMarcus Cousins Trade"]] is a followup video after [[TheFriendNobodyLikes DeMarcus Cousins]] was traded from the Sacramento Kings [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece literally hours after his first video went online]].[[invoked]]

* ButtMonkey: Essentially, his definition for what qualifies as a "lolcow" boils down to this trope ("a person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny"). [[TheChewToy Chew Toys]] can qualify for lolcow status if their incompetence is sufficiently amusing or, in particular, [[SelfInflictedHell self-inflicted hell]].

!![=UrinatingTree=] provides examples of the following tropes:

He made a return around 2010 in a new account, and even managed to restore his old youtube account. He attempted a new review series called "Generic Reviews", where he focused on creative writing and more self-depreciation humor. He appears to be on indefinite hiatus.

* LostForever: A lot of his videos he made using ''VideoGame/TheMovies''. Unsurprisingly, only a couple of his video game reviews are missing.

** UT discussed this at the end of his review of ShaqFu.

** He did a small jab after his only SNES game review of ''Stanley's Cup'' at people who disliked him employing yellow text.

'''[=UrinatingTree=]''' (and also goes by Schlasser or [=DSchlasster=]) is a video game reviewer who came around when WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd was taking off. He made video game reviews under the Fat Mann Judgeth character, covering games primarily on the SegaGenesis, and being overly angry about it. Ever since his review on ''Dark Castle'' for the Genesis, he had not updated his [=YouTube=] channel, and eventually it went away, resulting in his fans to archive his videos. He made a return around 2010 in a new account, and even managed to restore his old youtube account. He attempted a new review series called "Generic Reviews", where he focused on creative writing and more self-depreciation humor. He appears to be on indefinite hiatus.

* AccentuateTheNegative: Par of the course, but this has been subverted, twice. In the case of Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition, which he gave a positive review for (see RecordNeedleScratch below), and another where he admits that ''VideoGame/ShaqFu'' is not that bad of a game and even pointed out five other fighting games that are way worse. See WorstWhateverEver below.
* AffectionateParody: His Half-Assed Theater of ''VideoGame/SnakesRevenge'' has PlayItBogart as the dictator, shooting voice clips from his review to show how much he loves the guy.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: In the Half-Assed Theater of Punch-Out, Little Mac wanted to be shot out of the cannon. [[spoiler: He ends up being defeated by Mike Tyson, mistaken for a child, then gets eaten and is implied to be cannon fodder out of Mike Tyson's ass.]]

* ComingOfAgeStory: In his Half-Assed Theater of Punch-Out. [[spoiler: Little Mac won once, and lost once, ending in Mike Tyson mistaking him for a child and eating him.]]
* DateRape: Fat Mann's theory on how Batman Forever came to be, all played out thanks to TheMovies (in a comedic fashion).

** The ending to Fantasia for Genesis.

* DroppedABridgeOnHim: After ''Dark Castle'', UT never did a single review under Fat Mann Judgeth, or bothered to mention what happen to him besides no longer liking him.

* ImAHumanitarian: Mike Tyson ended up [[spoiler: eating Little Mac in the Half-Assed Theater of Punch-Out.]]
* KeepCirculatingTheTapes: The original channel closed down, taking almost all the videos with it. When he reopened his channel, his fans made the smart move to archive his videos. [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDCDA71B57FFB5937 This youtube channel]] is currently keeping said videos for public viewing.

* LostForever: A lot of his videos he made using TheMovies. Unsurprisingly, only a couple of his video game reviews are missing.
* {{Machinima}}: In his Fat Mann Judgeth videos, he would employ TheMovies when having any material outside the game review.

* NotInMyContract: UT begins his review of Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition by saying the game is awesome. Realizing what he had said, he goes to argue with an agent about his contact focusing only on bad games.

* OldShame: UT regrets making any video under the name of Fat Mann Judgeth.
* PaperThinDisguise / SyntheticVoiceActor: UT made a youtube channel called DSchlasser, where he did two game reviews under the title "FAIL" with a synthetic voice. It did not take long before his long time fans caught on to his act, leading to him admitting his return in a later video as he takes off the voice at the end. He would re-release his review on Superman 64 with the synthetic voice removed.
* RecordNeedleScratch: He has quite an habit of employing this. A notable example is when he started off his review of Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition in a negative tone, before suddenly announcing that "this game is ''fucking'' '''awesome!'''" *record needle scratch*
* RuleOfThree: After Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade (The Revenge) review on genesis, he established the Big Three. These being the three games he enjoyed when he was little, and now absolutely hate. Those being this, Superman, and Batman Forever.

* SplitPersonality: UT revealed in his Superman review that Fat Mann Judgeth is basically a split personality. Of course, this is the only time he bothered to fight it.

* TakeThat: Fat Mann had a closing disclaimer at the end of his Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade sega genesis review (the revenge), mocking the displeased viewers that they could have spent their times on doing more productive things in life instead of watching his videos.
** He did a small jab after his only SNES game review of Stanley's Cup at people who disliked him employing yellow text.

* UnstoppableRage: The Fat Mann goes into an incredible fit of rage in a lot of the games he reviewed. Especially towards Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade, Superman, and Batman Forever.

--> "I would rant about the poor fighting mechanics and the messed up plot and how Delphine Software and EA sold off for just a few extra sales and how the game rips off StreetFighter any chance it gets. But I'm not the type of guy who likes to scream into a microphone for no apparent reason other than to try to make himself all tough and angry for audience that doesn't like getting their eardrums raped by an angry dispensable onslaught of incomprehensible capital. *RecordNeedleScratch* Or am I?"
* WorstWhateverEver: Subverted. After reviewing ShaqFu, UT admitted that ShaqFu is not as bad as it's made out to be. He would then name five other fighting games that are much worse, counting Super Nova, Slaughter Sport, Rise of the Robots, and Batman Forever among them.
* YouNeedToGetLaid: A running gag in the Half-Assed Theater of Snake's Revenge.

* AccentuateTheNegative: Par of the course, but this has been subverted, twice. In the case of Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition, which he gave a positive review for (see RecordNeedleScratch below), and another where he admits that ''VideoGame/ShaqFu'' is not that bad of a game and even pointed out five other fighting games that are way worse.
** For those who are curious, those games included [[spoiler: Heavy Nova, Slaughter Sport, Ballz, Rise of the Robots, and Batman Forever.]]
--> "''Yes'', I consider that to be a ''fighter''."

* AccentuateTheNegative: Par of the course, but this has been subverted, twice. In the case of Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition, which he gave a positive review for [[PlayedForLaughs (after acting as if the game was worse than the original, see RecordNeedleScratch below)]], and another where he admits that ''VideoGame/ShaqFu'' is not that bad of a game and even pointed out five other fighting games that are way worse.

* RecordNeedleScratch: He has quite an habit of employing this.

* PaperThinDisguise / SyntheticVoice: UT made a youtube channel called DSchlasser, where he did two game reviews under the title "FAIL" with a synthetic voice. It did not take long before his long time fans caught on to his act, leading to him admitting his return in a later video as he takes off the voice at the end. He would re-release his review on Superman 64 with the synthetic voice removed.

* WorstWhateverEver: Subverted. After reviewing ShaqFu, UT admitted that ShaqFu is not as bad as it's made out to be. He would then name five other fighting games that are much worse, counting Batman Forever among them.

* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler: UT shoots himself after witnessing the ending to SwordOfSodan for the genesis. He gets better though.]]
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: After Dark Castle, UT never did a single review under Fat Mann Judgeth, or bothered to mention what happen to him besides no longer liking him.

Urinating Tree (and also goes by Schlasser or [=DSchlasster=]) was a video game reviewer who came around when WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd was taking off. He made video game reviews under the Fat Mann Judgeth character, covering games primarily on the SegaGenesis, and being overly angry about it. Ever since his review on ''Dark Castle'' for the Genesis, he had not updated his [=YouTube=] channel, and eventually it went away, resulting in his fans to archive his videos. He made a return around 2010 in a new account, and even managed to restore his old youtube account. He attempted a new review series called "Generic Reviews", where he focused on creative writing and more self-depreciation humor. He appears to be on indefinite hiatus.

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!! Urinating Tree provides examples of:

* AffectionateParody: His Half-Assed Theater of SnakesRevenge has PlayItBogart as the dictator, shooting voice clips from his review to show how much he loves the guy.

Urinating Tree (and also goes by Schlasser or [=DSchlasster=]) was a video game reviewer who came around when the AngryVideoGameNerd was taking off. He made video game reviews under the Fat Mann Judgeth character, covering games primarily on the SegaGenesis, and being overly angry about it. Ever since his review on ''Dark Castle'' for the Genesis, he had not updated his [=YouTube=] channel, and eventually it went away, resulting in his fans to archive his videos. He made a return around 2010 in a new account, and even managed to restore his old youtube account. He attempted a new review series called "Generic Reviews", where he focused on creative writing and more self-depreciation humor. He appears to be on indefinite hiatus.

* NotInMyContract: UT begins his review of Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition by saying "this game is FUCKING AWESOME!" *RecordNeedleScratch* "Uhhh, hang on a second." It is not because he genuinely thought the game is bad, but because he's apparently contracted with reviewing bad games only.

For the differences between Fat Mann Judgeth and Urinating Tree, see the characters page.

** Interestingly, it gets inverted big time when UT came out of hiatus. By that time, he's got a sizable fanbase who is eager for more content, but he no longer sports a big ego.

* WorstWhateverEver: Subverted. After reviewing ShaqFu, UT admitted that ShaqFu is not as bad as it's made out to be. He would then name five other fighting games that are much worse, counting Batman Forever among them. That makes sense considering the training mode is essentially Mortal Kombat with Batman Forever characters.

* TakeThat: Fat Mann had a closing disclaimer at the end, mocking the displeased viewers that they could have spent their times on doing more productive things in life instead of watching his videos.
** TakeThatMe: On the flip side, he pokes fun at himself every now and then. He cranks this up big time in his generic reviews.

* MemeticMutation: Back then, he was fairly known for his hammy and loud delivery of the word "PWNED!" There is a techno song dedicated to his pronunciation, and would be repeated/imitated in other videos.
-->'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment SpoonyOne]]''' on ''Yor: Hunter from the Future'': "If I may borrow the expression- PWNED!"